#its okay. its crack.

[bobabirdd]

y'all ain't gonna believe what I've been re-watching

[hellafluff]

Garrus' interactions with Shepard post-Thessia are so fucking well written. Everyone else is telling Shepard they're sorry or doing a soft sad voice asking if she's okay but Garrus has this moving little speech about how losing a fight isn't the end of the war and I just. He's so fucking good. He knows what Shepard needs to hear and has the experience to back up the things he says. He's so good to her

[scruncheduppaper]

drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel

[dearestblood]

As the human saying goes, it "takes one to know one" regarding that first statement. Your desire to lash out in acts of sheer stupidity and outrage for attention due to your own feelings of inadequacy extend to even your relationships, which does not surprise me in the slightest - you hardly have room to critique my methods. At least I am slightly more composed and can at least contain my outbursts to lighter intervals, meanwhile you make a fool of yourself every day you've been on this ship. Now, if you will excuse me, I have more important business to attend to rather than entertain your petty insults.

Do not think for one second that I am not simultaneously gay and afraid of commitment Mr. Chekov. I am mentally blowing up everyone in my mind because my violent rage overwhelms me all the time leading to my deep-seated fear of my own emotions Mr. Chekov. Nothing you do surprises me anymore sir.

[ritsmaos]

kind of bleh doodle i did at like 3 am last night :P meowple... meepurr...

[froggtogs]

breakfast!

[lovesickeros]

now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!

creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.

especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.

and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.

all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.

she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.

and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.

a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.

[casualavocados]

...Nothing.

Chen Bowen as CHEN YI & Chiang Tien as AI DI KISEKI: DEAR TO ME (2023)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

He dies if you don't pay attention to him, its a very urgent situation for an uncle to attend to.

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[in-parkour-civilization]

the misogyny hcs actually go wild man

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[jhellybazoingzoing]

House MD S8 Ep 1-2 Recap (Shitpost)

CW: House MD canon-typical humor and language (contains swearing)

[doloneia]

“patroclus doesnt know how to fight and doesn’t like the battlefield” cringe. bad. unsupported by homeric canon. meanwhile in the iliad patroclus is out here “rushing against the trojans with murder in his heart” and mocking cebriones after shattering his skull with a rock going “haha is my guy an acrobat”

[idkstuffiguess]

This may be a hot take and I’m not trying to be the no-fun police but I need people to understand that in NO WORLD in no CONCEIVABLE CONTEXT would a Warrior! Penelope au be even SLIGHTLY historically accurate

(Note: and it can historically inaccurate that’s entirely fine! I just don’t like misinformation! It does not need to be historically accurate; however, I’m of the opinion that people should STOP representing as historically accurate or even accurate than the ACTUAL ODYSSEY)

[dukeofthomas]

I love goofy jason

there needs to be more jason talkin like a gen z and having a board w red string for his plans and photoshopping joker into various death scenarios. i need jason to have a batman plushie he tortures to cope w his rage. tim breaks into his house and opens the closet door just to discover like 100 pictures of robin with indechiperable rambles on them and random stickers everywhere.

he should have a poster of black mask with a badly drawn on moustache and top hat on his wall. do you get me??

[thapunqueen]

various study(?) doodles (idk if these count as studies or not im just tryna teach myself stuff </3)

[yeeted-into-the-multiverse]

lowkey i have a theory on xia fei & vein’s powers, esp after this episode’s reveal of liu xiao’s ability(?) but it’s kinda delusional i js wanna get it out there anyway..

if liu xiao’s ability is actually being able to hear people’s heartbeats, it’s a pretty weak ability in comparison to all the other ones introduced in the series so far (literal time travel, limited omniscience, possession, seeing people’s memories…) assuming he doesn’t have any other abilities

but it actually lines up with a theory i had a while ago when watching the “house of hot-headed” mv

so a lot of people know by now but there’s a section where they display everyone’s names, and there are card suits on the bottom left-ish assigned to each character

xia fei - spades, liu xiao - clover, vein - diamond

according to wikipedia, china’s ranking of suits from lowest to highest is clover, hearts, diamond then spades

so maybe the suits are referring to how powerful each of their abilities are as well? i don’t think it refers to the characters themselves since it seems like liu xiao is gonna have the most impact on the series as a whole out of the 3 antagonists this season but yeah.