#its not even funny.

[divinesolas]

LISTENING TO JACAERYS SHAKILY TRY TO TELL HIS MOTHER OF HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN GETTING THE HOUSES TO STAND WITH HER AND THEN NOT BEING ABLE TO BECAUSE HE STARTED CRYING AEMOND TARGARYEN YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS LEFT.

[butchdykekondraki]

if i have to see that fuckass demon hotel show one more goddamn time im going to kill someone

[syluss-slut]

Brahms literally begged Greta to stay w him, and the fact that he was able to word it out? Because he was that desperate for company? Literally makes me want to bear hug him and never let go.

[scaredbunny]

i’ve misplaced so much shit recently. how do i appease the fae.

[shshshshshowrunner]

Oh i have such a mediocre joke to make. If only i was mean and rude and inconsiderate of everyone around me's feelings and had no regard for my relationships. Then i could make the mediocre joke

[hoodedjelly]

The Square Root Of Two

[valtsv]

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[gorillaxyz]

"i hate reddit" - richard nixon

[faggotvivisection]

im so hungies (mei reference) and cold right now fuck my entire life

[birdmankickedmyass]

ATARAXIA IM COMING HOME

[robotsafari]

please.. please stop reblogging woobified ansem..

[allgremlinart]

little peanutisms

[redsray]

I love the idea of the Wayne kids dropping extremely vague and disturbing comments during galas. Especially when in uncomfortable situations or if they're just bored. They pull out things from their nightlife too. Other times they just make shit up.

Socialite: Oh, dear, your cheeks look so sullen! Who sucked the life out of you?

Tim, dead serious: An old man with a goatee.

Socialite: Uh... what?

Dick: Once I broke my knee so badly that I swear I could see part of the bone sticking out.

Socialite: Good lord. How on earth did that happen?

Dick: Just clumsy gymnast things ^^

Socialite: The white streak is certainly a bold fashion choice.

Jason: I saw someone get decapitated once, so I could be doing worse in terms of what's on my head, yknow? At least I have one.

Socialite: What's your favourite colour, sweetie?

Damian: Red.

Socialite: Oh that's lovely!

Damian: Like the blood of my enemies.

Socialite: Oh.

Socialite: You must be new to these kind of events.

Duke: Uh, yeah, they're kind of scary. But I've had worse.

Socialite: Worse.

Duke: Well I've been left on top of a skyscraper before with no way down just to 'get over my fear of heights' so, yes.

Socialite: You don't talk very loud, do you? I can barely hear you.

Cass, with a straight face: If I spoke any louder every glass in the room would shatter.

Tim, behind her: I can vouch.

[dapper-lil-arts]

Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.

[joshuamj]

Hero.