pronouns: guess, bitch, Showrunner by default, Showie if we're friends. sorceress specializing in regenerative and boundary magic. helpful if you ask :3
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
discostyle penelope portrait
odysseus here
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
you guys can see this too bc even tho i was wrong i think it's funny
7K notes
·
View notes
Photo
470K notes
·
View notes
Text
*gordon Ramsay voice* You died to death… unbelievable
127 notes
·
View notes
Text
Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim
46K notes
·
View notes
Photo
Pumpkin Hand Pies These delicious pumpkin hand pies have a flaky crust and spiced pumpkin filling. They are perfect for a quick and tasty fall treat!
Recipe => https://littlebitrecipes.com/pumpkin-hand-pies/
173 notes
·
View notes
Text
I used to get a jug of ice cream ingredients and go into a big freezer and shake it just to feel something and have ice cream but now I don't do that anymore because I have friends
1 note
·
View note
Text
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
shaking my 22 year old brother by the shoulders the moment i turn 26: we have gog to go on a road trip rightnow
20 notes
·
View notes
Text
@the-narrators-blog i need to show you something.... As soon as possible.....
1 note
·
View note
Text
nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
33K notes
·
View notes
Text
31K notes
·
View notes
Text
☝️🦷
DELI SLICER DELI SLICER IM GONNA MAKE THE BEST FUCKIN SANDWICHES WHO WNATS TO GO TO COSTCO
4 notes
·
View notes