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i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.
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ok im going to #seriouspost for a second here. I don't think Harry Potter is a manifesto. I think it was a flawed passion project that millennials latched onto because of the fantasy of sticking it to their mean teachers and arbitrarily categorizing themselves (hogwarts houses; it's the thinking millennial's astrology). I think the fact that the series got popular when and how it did was very much a product of its time.
I don't think Harry Potter is the biggest symbol of JKR's bigotry. I think the most flagrant sign of that was how she responded to critics. I watched her become radicalized in real time. I watched how she doubled down on her racism when she was called out for the ways she promoted her tragically mid fantastic beasts movies. I watched her chase marginalized teenagers with a double digit follower count off of twitter for daring to criticize her thought process, and no one with any kind of power standing against her because she was the one who was paying them. This isn't to say Harry Potter is without flaws. This is to say she really didn't give a shit about that. Getting rich and powerful is a hell of a drug, and she had enough sycophants that she had no reason to care about what her critics were saying.
She was convinced that she was a martyr; a voice for the unheard; a leader for the ages, so of course her detractors were the bad guys. And I think we should take this to heart. We should see this as an example of how easy it is to get radicalized; if you think of yourself as a paragon of virtue, you are going to think that whatever you see as good and right is an objective fact. Most people don't know this, but the majority of terfs start out as trans allies. You are not immune to propaganda! You are not immune to falling into dangerous ideologies!!!
This is why the most important thing you can do as an activist is to listen. Do NOT think you're above being wrong; do NOT develop a god complex; do NOT form an identity out of being right all the time. Involve yourselves in the groups you claim to speak for. Listen to trans women; share resources that help trans women; familiarize yourself with the diversity of experiences that trans people have and the struggles they face.
No, none of you are as bad as JKR because you don't have her money or her power. You will likely never have the capacity for harm she does. But check yourselves. Do not affirm yourselves into thinking you always have the moral high ground. Watch yourselves; humble yourselves; check yourselves for signs of cult behavior and internalized prejudice. You are always learning. You will always be learning. Do not allow yourselves to get a power trip from brushing off marginalized voices.
#zee zee rants#if im talking out of my ass here ill delete the post idc i wont die on any hill#anyway if people you're propping up are more of a symbol to you than a group of people you are susceptible to developing prejudiced ideas#based on fearmongering instead of reality#also its funny that the more bigoted she got the more mid her works became#jesus christ i dont think even she has the funds to get people to continue the fantastic beast movies#i think only her most diehard fans are going to watch the harry potter reboot#anyway#harry potter tw#jk rowling tw
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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pov httyd1 astrid
#how to train your dragon#httyd#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup haddock#toothless#hiccup and toothless#ivan shitson the killer of grass !!!#sometimes i remember i can do whatever i want#not as intimidating as i thought it would be but iii dont know whats wrong and i think it still slaps so eh lesgo#a thousand fucking notes guys its not even that funny tf??
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incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now
#everybody say “thank you Tenna Deltarune”#wireplay#tenna#spamtenna#deltarune#techum#objectum#robophilia#this is all from ao3 and its only a fraction of what I saw#not even getting into what's on twitter/Tumblr/etc.#and no I did not read all these fics. I read like 3 but the tags were sending me#also tag yourself im “rule 32 typa weird kinks”#the wording is just so funny I cant get it out of my head#d-bow wow wow
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[Rook voice] maybe if you had some friends you'd calm down 🙄
#kunst huli#zea dao oc#dragon age#datv#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#rook datv#rook thorne#solas dragon age#fen'harel#i had this. in my head. since i finished the game for the first time DFJGKDFJG#also kind of on topic? theres a song#'no one ever gave us the right' by marble sounds#kind of veilguard coded tbhhh#rook @ solas being like 'how could you have lived but not learned'#because MAN......#but its fun. its a fun dynamic#its been fun to think about how zea would like. think about the guy#i dont think theyll hate him. theyre too....idk. believing-in-the-best-in-people#but they would definitely be frustrated#and then also angry post-prison#they WOULD get fooled by him on some level. theyre too trusting DFGJKDFGJ#even when actively telling themself they should Not trust him#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#anyway kind of funny/sad to realize that solas has no friends bcs he keeps killing them DFGJKLDJGDFg
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tfa humanformers
#tfa#transformers animated#prowl#tfa prowl#tfa bumblebee#bumblebee#this idea stemmed from me thinking about how their weapons would translate to a human AU#and i thought it would be the funniest thing ever if bumblebee just straight up had a tazer#he does NAWT use that thing for good bro#running away from blitzwing and his tazer is out of charge because he used it all on prowl IJBOOG:JKJMLGKM#btw not ship very sorry...#prowlbee is cute but i like the idea of them being brothers and think its 100 times funnier#im a sucker for family dynamics#grown man beefing with a teenager will never not be funny to me#i dont even blame him#prowl tazed. gif#😭😭#i love drawing bumblebee like a little kitty#no... im evil kitties...
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local salesman CANNOT stop fumbling big beautiful bitches. king of divorce 👑
#deltarune#spamtenna#swatchton#spamton#bigshot spamton#tenna#mr tenna#swatch#art#doodles#pose repeat ON PURPOSEe they are the same#i got the multicolor buttons from another artist. they were right.#he has a tyyyype he likes tall mfers who could trip over him and kill them both. manlet#paying swatch to flirt with him when he has a [business partner] and pipis at home.. and theres a clown somewhere.... what a whoreeee#too many late nights at the office tenna. he got lonely. this is so god damn funny i'd watch a sitcom about these losers#tenna and swatch should meet. they should talk. it would be soooo funny. spamton your exes are talking about you#only two of your many exes but perhaps the two most significant#if you see me visibly relearning and remembering how to draw these guys (on top of having not drawn for months) no you dont#me n telebeast shaking these guys in a jar and going OOO DIVORCE OOO YAOI for days. the tv ........#its not even like 'haha they were divorced' they were Divorced with the Capital D And Everything God Damn (It Is Not A Bit)
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The Square Root Of Two
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#fiddauthor#fordford#book of bill#guys im so ill about them its not even funny please#i want to draw different characters but they're so locked into my brain at the moment im so sorry
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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imagine an au where shen yuan transmigrates into a blank slate npc with very little system involvement, traveling around for a while until he's found by yue qingyuan and taken back to the sect because apparently shen qingqiu went missing around his transmigration period and shen yuan looks exactly like him, so it must be him, but then a few weeks later when he's just settled in on the peak and accepted his fate the real shen qingqiu shows up who was just on vacation and everyone forgot.
now there are two shen qingqiu's, one of whom is the real one and the other an amnesiac they gaslighted into believing he is shen qingqiu.
anyway—shen qingqiu has a new didi now!
#sorry this sounded really funny in my head#imagine going on vacation and then coming back to your clone whom your coworkers gaslighted into believing he is you#shen yuan going through a crisis cus he doesnt want to die horribly and then its not even him#also the confusion starts when sy introduces himself as ''shen yuan'' cus to yqy it's just ''shen'' qingqiu + yue qing''yuan'' = shen yuan#yqy: you are shen qingqiu#sy: that doesnt sound right but i dont know enough about myself to dispute it#sqq adopts sy as his new didi cus obvs his coworkers cant be trusted with him#luo binghe is just glad the new shizun can stay#but also imagine being yqy or mqf and telling this guy with amnesia hes sqq and then finding out hes not#and you gaslighted the poor guy into it#hilarious#svsss#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#yue qingyuan#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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watch out! the guard dog's on duty!
#they're so boyfriends post-timeskip its not even funny#also im on dressrosa#op#one piece#monkey d. luffy#roronoa zoro#luzo#zolu#my art#digital art#this one's just a quickie but i liked it
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I was struck with an epiphany and had to draw it
#the amazing digital circus#tadc fanart#digital art#tadc jax#tadc zooble#funnybunny#jax x pomni#i dont even really#go here#but this was funny lol#its midnight#oh wait#tadc spoilers#i mean nit really#but#idk#have i mentioned i#impulsively did this#at midnight?#i eepy#my art
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I was wondering if you could draw the beast cookies?? Like enjoying themselves or anything really🙏🏽
BEAST COOKIES MY LOVELIES I´ve been wanting to draw them for so long!! (o´∀`o)
#burning spice cookie#mystic flour cookie#eternal sugar cookie#shadow milk cookie#silent salt cookie#crk#d#I need more of them so bad its not even FUNNY!!#beast cookies
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blank here!
#tfa#transformers animated#humanformers#bumblebee#prowl#bulkhead#tfa bumblebee#tfa prowl#tfa bulkhead#i actually really like the bee and prowl dynamic#beau actually really does like pravat and thinks hes super cool and looks up to him alot#but he geniunly does not know how to get his attention that isnt a reaction to bad behavior#guy who only ever got attention when he was acting out so now all he does is act out#so everytime they interact pravat is annoyed with him because hes insufferable#and because pravat is annoyed with him it makes him defensive and more agitated so he acts out even more#and its a infinte loop LOOOL#doomed siblings#its okay even though pravat is always frustrated with him and annoyed with him thats still his little brother#thats why even though he doesnt like him that much hes all the way on the protective side of the scale LOOOL#filling out bees side was so funny#because hes seriously just so horrible and annoying#this is why u have no friends dawg
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