#ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.
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LISTENING TO JACAERYS SHAKILY TRY TO TELL HIS MOTHER OF HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS IN GETTING THE HOUSES TO STAND WITH HER AND THEN NOT BEING ABLE TO BECAUSE HE STARTED CRYING AEMOND TARGARYEN YOU HAVE FIVE DAYS LEFT.
#beary rambles#house of the dragon#hotd#jacaerys x reader#jacaerys velaryon#hotd imagine#aemond when i get you#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.#aemond will begin to cough in five days#I HATE HATE HATE THISSS
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if i have to see that fuckass demon hotel show one more goddamn time im going to kill someone
#i wouldnt even mind it if it was like. a good show. BUT ITS NOT#the designs are BAD the story beats are BAD the character motives are BAD and MAKE NO NARRATIVE SENSE#everyone is AWFUL from a WRITING PERSPECTIVE#its just distasteful sa jokes and characters swearing. and thats all THATS ALL THE COMEDY IN THAT SHOW IS#ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY.#also the lore sucks. generally.#the premise is good though. it couldve been so good had it not been made by viv. screams so loud#speaking.mp4
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Brahms literally begged Greta to stay w him, and the fact that he was able to word it out? Because he was that desperate for company? Literally makes me want to bear hug him and never let go.
#i have so many thoughts#brahms the boy#brahms heelshire#literally wanna bear hug him so bad#its not even funny.#poor boy tho :(
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i’ve misplaced so much shit recently. how do i appease the fae.
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Oh i have such a mediocre joke to make. If only i was mean and rude and inconsiderate of everyone around me's feelings and had no regard for my relationships. Then i could make the mediocre joke
#its not even funny.#i mean its funny..to me.#but still#and no you will not be seeing this joke through xigbar or paphos. it wouldnt make sense coming from them
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
#gravity falls#gf nevermind all that#the book of bill#bill cipher#dipper pines#theres a tag now so im not gonna link all the context in the post anymore#i have no confidence this one is even funny i just wanted to draw them#we talk about this all the time but its endlessly funny that stump made a billford au and both of us have been like.#so mabel and dipper right? how are mabel and dipper how are they handling the situations. just fine it seems
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ok time for school
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The Square Root Of Two
#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#fiddauthor#fordford#book of bill#guys im so ill about them its not even funny please#i want to draw different characters but they're so locked into my brain at the moment im so sorry
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i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday#it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold#suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up#maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like#disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck#man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf#so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.
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"i hate reddit" - richard nixon
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im so hungies (mei reference) and cold right now fuck my entire life
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Can we talk about the kind of woman Applejack attracts.
#SHE JUST WANTS TO DO CHORES#pony posting#THERE ARE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN THE AREA#THAT DESIRE HER CARNALLY#my little pony#everyone wants Applejack is such a fun trope#mlp#applejack#rarity#autumn blaze#mlp fim#countess coloratura#rara#cherry jubilee#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#friendship is magic#I don't even know the name of these ships dfhbdh#I will not hear arguments that Autumn blaze does not classify as a beautiful woman. she's a mythical being#tortured by thirst lol#so fucking funny.#Rara's “childhood friends that grew UP” thing is so funny.#rarijack is peak but I think its funny that theres more beautiful women into her.
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useless ray of sunshine
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ATARAXIA IM COMING HOME
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please.. please stop reblogging woobified ansem..
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