#its not Real

[inkzectz]

What a dame 🤤

[justarobowren]

Day 7: Shimmer!

Ok I know this one is a stretch, but when I thought shimmer I thought Mirages. But by the time I got to coloring I forgot? So I rendered it completely and then was like “wait. It was supposed to be in daytime.” But I didn’t want to redo it

So

:|

[romeo-the-homeo]

darlin when sam ordered them food early on in his vids

[bi-writes]

hey guess what, simon isn’t real so it doesn’t fucking matter how anyone writes him 🤙🏼

[jacenotjason]

This is me completely ignoring the “studio is forcing frank and Julie to be a couple” theory bc it makes me sad:

[p-redux]

PSA: to all the "just landed on the planet, don't know how showbiz works" Anons constantly sending me Asks about Sam and Eleanor having a romantic thing in real life because of the "flirting" they're doing on social media. STOP. You're being annoying AF. 🙄

Sam and Eleanor are engaging in PROMO to SELL their series, The Couple Next Door. Part of TCND involves Sam and Eleanor's FICTIONAL CHARACTERS getting hot and heavy with each other. Hence, the ACTORS are playing up that vibe and chemistry. Do they get along in real life and have become friends? It seems so. But that does not take away from the fact that ALL their current interactions are purposely done to PROMOTE their WORK.

The same way Sam and Caitriona Balfe SOLD the epic love story of Jamie and Claire on Outlander. Promo, sell, promo, sell, promo sell... because if actors don't promo and sell, they don't continue to work.

In addition, and as a reminder to the permanently clueless: the sex scenes are not improvised, and Sam and Eleanor happen to be alone in a bed with a camera with a self timer. Doh. Every word they are saying is literally written by a professional television writer. Every move they make is directed by the director. And they even had an intimacy coach for the sex scenes. So, she directed them also. Then, there are the lighting people standing there, the sound people standing there, the production people standing there, the camera people standing there, assorted other crew standing there LITERALLY watching them film the sex scenes. It may look sexy, but try fake fucking in front of at least 15 people and see how "sexy and real" it is. The ONLY reason it looks so hot is because Sam and Eleanor are great at their JOBS.

This is SO obvious, a child could understand it. I don't know why I have to explain such obvious things to GROWN WOMEN. Showbiz isn't real, folks. Actors literally get paid to tell fictional stories, "it's not real," and all that jazz.

Please figure out how life works and quit bugging me. Anymore dumbass questions about Sam and Eleanor and how "it can't just be to promote TCND, " and "Sam may steal Eleanor away from her husband" and you will be blocked. For the crime of being a supreme idiot. Sorry, the older I get, the less tolerance I have for morons. Don't be one. And we will be fine.

Can you tell I've been flooded with annoying Anons lately? 🙃

[oifaaa]

Yeah, America's a creation of DC comics, which is why the hunger games takes place in the DC universe cause it pentions the place being founded on top of murica

Any time the us is mentioned in media it's actually just a reference to dc comics people who say they're "American" are like those people who say they're jedi

[churmandurr]

I truly think it's so fucking weird that some bg3 players think you are actually legitimately morally impure if you make certain decision in this game

[hauntingofgorehouse]

FUCK OFFF, IM NOT GONNA STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

(this is Photoshopped, but I wish it were real)

[vulpixhoney]

I'm sorry but this is so annoying. I understand that there's already inconsistencies in the original Percy Jackson series (and I have beef about that too mind you) but the whole Athena cursing Medusa bullshit isn't even Greek, it's roman! That "retelling" was written by the Roman poet Ovid specifically to slander Athena. Ovid hated Athena so he made us "retelling" specifically to make her look like a vengeful woman who punishes women for being victims. And they included it in the show. this is such bullshit.

She was born a gorgon. Medusa was born a gorgon and was one of the gorgon sisters, their visage was used over doorways and on jewelery as a symbol of protection.

hate when people insist that Ovid's stupid poem is a part of Greek mythology, because it's 1. not, just straight is not even Greek and 2. misogynist. all of these "modern retellings" of Greek myths are flat out misogynist. People try to make the victims stronger (Medusa, Persephone) by tearing other women (Athena, Demeter). In y'all attempt to make ~better victims~ you tear down powerful women and make them into vengeful woman haters

[quillkiller]

people have to stop acting like they’re oppressed because people are being annoying and/or mean about their otps

[liv-in-the-chaos]

It's casual, but also??? Is it not real???? And you don't exist??? AND I CAN'T RECALL THE LAST TIME I WAS KISSED???

[appri-dot]

Me literally 3 ep earlier: why does nobody draw Mob's parents they're so cute and supportive

S2 E8: 😟

[jiy8967]

What's so messed up is that you can try to boycott everything, but they make it impossible. Boycott starbucks, your own taxes, pay for Its-not-real's weapons. I encourage us all to at least boycott places we can afford. Here are my top 3:

Starbucks - Supports genocide and (allegedly but most likely) fired pro-palestinian employees

Mcdonalds - Gave free meals to Its-not-real's soldiers

Disney - (Allegdly but most likely) gave money to an Its not real charity but THEN tried to cover up by giving hardly enough money to Palestinian Charities.

[unknownchoatic]

The Hand-plates to Sci to Classic to Geno to Error to Fatal pipeline isn’t real it can’t hurt you

[mjshortformcjesus]

theres nothing QUITE like reading all of sbg in one day and then having the worst auditory hallucinations I've had in weeks :]]]]]]