#its literally just their consciences

[three-realms-archive]

Beware Sorcerer MC, the Kind.

Know it is a rare occasion, if you happen to see the Master of the Seven Avatars of Sin out without an escort. Whilst rare, it will be obvious – like a single dandelion seed twirling and carefree in the middle of a raging thunderstorm.

Like a thunderstorm, they are terrifying. Their bright, brilliant smiles – shining like the sun as they nonchalantly sidestep yet another carnivorous plant lashing out at them from the sidewalk; or as they wave hello to the gargoyle who spits on the heads of passers-by from where it is perched atop the local bakery; or as they gently chastise one of the Seven Rulers of the Underworld, as if scolding a child. It is a sight to behold indeed - when irritated demons on the street stop their bickering and straighten their ties as MC turns the corner, the bitterness in their hearts killed by an unwillingness to disappoint the realm’s most prized person.

‘Apprentice to Solomon the Wise. Master of the Seven Avatars of Sin.’

‘Sorcerer MC, the Kind,’ the Devildom calls them. Some say the title was a joke in passing from MC’s teacher - the wise sorcerer, Solomon - one day in the RAD lunch hall and it just stuck. Others say the title came from a demon they had helped, who saw it fit to spread word of their deeds. And some others say the title came from Crown Prince Diavolo, himself.

“What do you mean, beware MC, the Kind?!” You say, almost spitting out your tea as Diavolo hands you his D.D.D. There’s an article on screen, with ‘Beware Sorcerer MC, the Kind’ as it’s title; praising you as the central force behind Diavolo’s efforts for peace amongst the three realms. Problem is - as you continue to scroll through it - it seems to portray simple kindness as some kind of magic spell… with a particular warning to demon children to not sin in broad daylight lest ‘MC the Kind smite you with the curse of their forgiveness, like they often do in the hallowed walls of RAD’s mess hall.’

“Flattering,” Barbatos comments, refilling your tea cup before you can blink, “do you not think, MC?”

Diavolo nods, happily. “I agree with Barbatos.”

“Smite, guys.” You look up at the happy pair beaming at you – then look back at the article. You repeat this a few times, blinking slowly. “I… I just share my dessert sometimes at RAD - is that smiting? Lord Diavolo, have I been smiting?!”

“Such high praise, MC.” Barbatos grins. “This calls for the good tea cakes.”

“The good tea cakes – thank you, Barbatos! And the good Demonus! Our longest aged!

… You aren’t sure how to respond to how happy they are about this.

(this was fun to write. i wanted to think of mc gaining a reputation like solomon’s, since i like whenever them being a a sorcerer in their own right pops up. solomon’s the wise sorcerer - so mc being the kind sorcerer seemed fitting ahahaha)

(i had fun trying to to give mc the same reputation and respect and power but with the ‘kind’ title, and landed on demons being like ‘mc said i should apologise oh no what is this guilt must be a spell’)

[rigginsstreet]

girls when it doesnt matter what the morgan siblings do or choose, theyre whats wrong, theyre broken

[nishihii]

rennala marika toxic yuri i cant get you out of my head

[arionaleilani]

decided to make a list of all my diagnosed issues and like fucking. god damn. how am i just living day to day.

[gourde]

Just to clarify, I don't hate Palworld just cause it's clear a fair amount of the designs are stolen assets/AI generated, it's also cause it's got racist adjacent content. That bothers me the most, really. And also people saying "It isn't confirmed that the designs are AI generated" when ummm. Just look at them. There is near no thought put into them with random little "bits" slapped onto them for detail. It's just marketable. That or they steal fan designs. Also the developers previous projects include NFTs and unfinished games, one of which being a BOTW clone. Like IDK the game may be fun but I wouldn't want to support it at all???? I don't get people ignoring all this just cause it's "fun" and 4chan levels of edgy.

[lavellane]

i was so set on replaying veilguard for the davrinmance but oh my god im SO attached to my agent-of-fenharel hardingmancer rn i actually think the choice is out of my hands lol

[mosspapi]

Begging people to stop fucking posting EXESSIVELY gory photos without a readmore or tw or spoiler or anything IN THE WRONG FUCKING TAGS. Like. What the actual fuck is wrong with you people.

[dandyshucks]

starting to think maybe i should turn rbs off on that post actually bc im having heart palpitations now fdsjgjkl why is this happening to meeee

[nudibutch]

sold this computer to this guy who i communicated with on google translate in spanish (on my end) and now im like panicking making sure he knows what he bought

[sideblogdotjpeg]

im so glad youre getting into naddpod i love it so fucking much. i love seeing ur d20 artwork and posts in general so seeing u get into naddpod is very !!! :D

!!! THANK YOU!! and YEAH i am soo slowly and steadily making my way through the bahumia campaign and i am IN LOVE. band of boobs my beloved

[autizta]

Dear young users of tumblr who might have missed this: "degeneration" as a whole is not a concept made for "generally gross people", but for minorities with "genetics" lower than the "superior rest of the population". If you can't figure out who exactly this was made by and who it benefits and what it means, I am begging you to go learn the basics of human history again please.

DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

[alltouwell]

ugh went on insta and had a message from somebody that wasn't just my friends in groupchats i send memes to.

[eddiestattoos]

My birthday is 2 months away and I'm already coming up with my excuse for how I'm going to book it off work that isnt simply "it's my birthday and I don't want to work"

[probablynotsamantha]

why do all the posts that have anything like "republicans are doing a bad" have to have a "and if you don't like the democrats you're just as bad" like no i am not the random woman on msnbc who said she was going to vote for nikki haley because she cares about the palestinians

like idk if i'll vote for biden or not because in my case it literally will never make a difference, i'll probably vote for somebody silly or just leave the presidential ballot blank but there's 10000 people saying aaaaa no if you do that you're terrible and evil and hate trans people and its annoying (and also stops me from reblogging a lot of posts that have good information because they've got guilt-trippy bs in them)

[freakish-hazzard]

No actually you are on point. In fact, this isnt even the first piece of evidence we have that connects the depths (gaster place) to oceans and large bodies of water.

I wrote all the evidence we have so far under the read more if you wanna look.

Ocean.ogg (spamton sweepstakes), ocean (song that plays at the beach, and when you fall into the dark world for thr first time) onionsan's weird lines about a song from the sea, everything onionsan says actually, and also somethings i just realized i haven't seen mentioned yet- the mystery man sprite (which is most likely gaster) appears specifically in waterfall alongside 2 other gaster follower fun events (clam girl and goner kid. Theres also the unused weird dialogue thats like "whats with your friend with the creepy smile behind you"), and 2 other fun events happen at both the snowdin river person stops (the "hey can i speak to g-" wrong number song, and the sound test which has gasters theme in it) (also "the man who speaks in hands" river person dialogue)

Some of this is pretty vague which is my bad. theres not really a specific theory video talking about ocean theory, its just kind of info thats been interspersed in various long theory videos. Watch the spamton sweepstakes deltacast, im pretty sure they go over it in one of the parts.

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[itadore-you]

im gonna finally post the maki drawing that I had a poll on from like. 2 months ago LMAOOOOOO gimme like an hour or smthg its in my queue