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. i am getting so desperate for physical contact that it鈥檚 bordering on like pathetic btw !!
#i like. n e e d them to be touching me right now!!#i dont even really care how!!#i want my brain to be going all messy and i want it to be their doing !!#i want them all over me actually#its like horrendous#i wanna be kissing them with their hands up my shirt#and. kinda also really want their hands to end up between my thighs!#also wouldn鈥檛 complain if their face went there either!#and also!! I want to be all over them too!!#i wanna be on top of them with my hand between their legs while we make out!#i want to like. taste the perfume on their neck and complain about it but keep leaving hickeys anyways!
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#i feel like tge fact im apprehensive about posting this is kinda proving my point#the way everyone talks about both weight gain and weight loss is just horrendous#like idek if i could fit all i wanna say in here especially while im at work but#i so badly wish people could be normal about weight gain and talking about it#its like if youre not in some constant state of wanting to lose weight people want to kill you#god forbid you want to put on weight to feel more comfortable in your body outside of muscles and a butt#fatphobia is a given thats a whole other few paragraphs#im grateful i have mutuals and friends who are normal but ill have or hear these convos and go#ok i feel sick. why do i feel this way why do you feel that way.#anyways i think fatphobia is one of the worst things to ever happen
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Long distance besties. This definitely happened after the third movie (source: trust me bro)
Based on this
#anyways time to yap in the tags 馃構鈽濓笍#but first ummmm lemme just tag some shit#how to train your dragon#httyd#httyd hiccup#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#toothless#httyd toothless#ok i think that its done#anyways this definitely happaned after the dragons left like just trust me bro 馃檹馃檹馃檹馃檹#omfg i wanted to make this with hijack as well cause lol. do you get it. they're long distance LOLOLOL#maybe i will make it who knows. is it weird to make the same art trend with different characters??#OH WAIT FORGOT ANOTHER TAG#hicctooth#is this the duo name for them#or is it called#hictooth#doesnt matter. what matters is that theyre literally the definition of platonic soulmates bro#like wtf i love them#sorry for making them look miserable i didnt meant for them to look lile that 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶#omg with that being said#BROOOOOO I AM NOT GONNA DRAW DRAGONS ANYMORE IM DONEEEEE HOW DO YOU DRAW DRAGONS 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃檹馃檹#anyways first attempt do you like it. SAY YES RIGHT NOW#if you read this much till the end you need to kiss me rn muah muah muah#also say i did a good job at making them look like cookies like#say it rn#okie bye byeeeeee#I FORGOT TO ADD HIS BRAID IM GONNA KMSSSSSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#omg i failed
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god of blood
#hades#hades game#zagreus#guy who just discovered color dodge#guy who is obsessed with inner sources of lighting#youre welcome for the nipple lighting its my pleasure#my stuff#i thought id be ok at painting skin turns out i am horrendous#signed this one cuz i like it.......#getting big headed
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thinking about best friend!theo, who considers marriage a death sentence, losing his mind when he finds out your parents are going to force you to go on dates with potential marriage prospects when you return home. leading to him persuading you to let him steal you away to italy for the summer so he can keep you out of your their clutches and away from the boys on their list who he knows won鈥檛 treat you the way you deserve
he's trying to find a way out of the whole thing whilst also showing you around his home and maybe theo should have known it was dangerous to let you into this part of his life he's given no one else access to but god, you're his best friend, practically the other half of his soul, and he can't imagine letting anyone else have this piece of him
besides, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea, not at least until a few weeks pass and there's a new kind of bloom in chest when he looks at you that only grows the harder he tries to fight it and the answer to your problems suddenly lies in a proposal he's too afraid to offer聽
#does this read like a horrendously cliche romance novel?#yes but idgaf#the uk has experienced the tiniest hint of warmth and its sent me head first into the summer vibes#theodore nott#theodore nott x reader#theodore nott wip
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you open my Super Important Documents and its just pictures of charles xavier
#xmen#mcu#xmen movies#xmen first class#charles xavier#professor x#snap sketches#todays schedule has been ruined by my ever occurring need to practice drawing movie charles its horrendous#i started this sheet last night but then i kept adding to it and i keep wanting to add to it but i MUST stop myself#in an ideal world i get paid to draw charles xavier and erik lehnsherr but no i live in this baka society#sleepless charles WAS inspired by me starting this at 1AM and forcing myself to sleep at 4AM#and then here i am picking i up still later .... i need professional help i fear but i aint got time for that#NEVERTHELESS I THINK IT GOT IT NOW. I THINK IM OK. i think i know how i wanna go bout drawing him now ...#chat can i confess that like. .5% of the reason i barely draw FC charles i because of his hair#for some reason some demonic entity prevents me from drawing it easily i am in STRUGGLE CITY#the only thing that gets me is that whenever i draw him i can only think of the likes of a disney prince but man thems the strokes ig#i also drew a quick dark phoenix charles but i figured id just keep this first class oriented#anything else i want to say ? uh. hm. its funny i never do any of these sheets for erik#genuinely On My Life made One (1) sheet and was like 'no yeah i got it. i got it down'#literally not my fault his head is So Shaped and defined but anyways. this aint about him.#i mean it could be. i still wanna do a doodle page concentrated on drawing how his powers show#more specifically how do i wanna draw the glow cause i cant decide on it ... also i wanna draw the 'levels' ...#but thats for another time. for right now i should probably eat i havent eaten all day#bye bye !!!!!! here's to hoping i draw something thats not a doodle sheet one of these days
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Hobie getting Miles a bonnet because Miles is just out here sleeping with no protection for his hair.
The first time Hobie sleeps over at Miles', Hobie's putting his hair up in his bonnet and when he looks over at Miles, Miles is just... straight up laying there. No bonnet, no turban, no nothing. And he just stares at Miles.
"...What are you doing ?"
"Where's your bonnet ?"
"My what ?"
"So you just go to sleep with your hair all naked and shit ?"
"Hobie, what are you talking about ?"
"Nothing. Night."
But Hobie doesn't sleep because the fact that Miles is just sleeping soundly with no hair protection and the next morning, he's just staring as Miles struggles to detangle his hair.
So the next week, Hobie drops a present off at Miles' with a note attached to it
"Took me forever to find one that you'd like, but I feel that this one is perfect for you. Wear that shit. I'm serious, Miles. I cant sleep at night knowing that you sleep like that. Hair protection is no joke. - HB"
And Miles takes Hobie's present out of the box, and there's a satin bonnet with sunflowers on it. Miles puts it on and it feels... really comfortable and is amazed when he starts waking up and his hair is less frizzy and that there's way less breakage and that he wakes up with less knots and tangles and doesn't have to spend all morning detangling his hair.
And the next time Hobie comes over, he's so proud to see Miles wearing his bonnet, even in his downtime.
#spider man#spider punk#punkflower#miles molares#hobie brown#hobart brown#miles x hobie#into the spider verse#across the spiderverse#naw because its absolutely horrendous#when miles just lays in bed#with no hair protection#my brother used to#wear his hair like miles#and he still wore a#bonnet so why the hell#is miles just laying in bed#like that#hell no#get this boy a bonnet
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DAY 103(123): miscellaneous practice beasts
#codacheetah#isat#loop isat#isat spoilers#(looks at the number discrepancy between days passed and days drawn) AUGH#im so sorry for my absence gamers i have been beaten horrendously by artblock and lack of schedule#i miss drawing for this blog.....i havent been drawing much at all lately frankly its so depressing its not even funny#i was so excited for artfight and ive done one attack. augh#i feel really bad abt not posting here like actually#but better to post something small and random than nothing at all i suppose#um anyways also sorry for posting this at 11:50 again. even when i have no obligation to post i only draw at like 11 pm through 4 am
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Your gegg is soooo cuteee 馃挊馃挊 I don't know how you do it but you draw this specimen perfectly
ty! the secret is egg :]
#ask stufff#stufffsart#slimecicle#gegg#qsmp#qsmp spoilers#so like this tweet (NOT fucking calling them xeets) has been haunting me for days its crazy#its crazy! like its funny yet horrendously true - the idea of gegg (q!Slime) constantly going through cycles of himself essentially dying#and being reborn again all over as something else#watch him grow and become the thing people want him to be only to exhaust himself at the end of the day helpless#gegg shrivels up and is helpless and needs others to help him rest and get back up again as much as Slime tries to do these things by himse#f CAN U HEAR ME OUT THEREEEE#stufff rambles
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Who had the worst time aboard the TARDIS?
TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST
#genuinely vote peri#i've not seen all of her stories but my god from what i've seen the 80s writers hated her#there are some stories where she'd probably be better off dead#she seems to be in a constant living torturous hell with 6 being constantly nasty too her#this poor woman#okay specific example#her first trip after her introduction (recounted from memory so some details my be wrong)#she and the doctor unknowingly touch a poisonous plant which will kill them slowly and painfully (but fast enough she almost dies by the en#so great they need to find a cure#which is horrendously difficult to find in the best of circumstances#but these aren't the best of circumstances#they get taken hostage pretty quickly and very nearly get executed by firing squad#they get rescued by one of the most unnerving villains i think in the entire show#he creeps on peri constantly#like he gets as close to assaulting her as its possible to depict on tea time telly#and peri can't do anything about it#her life is entirely in this guys hands#like most of the time i find caves of androzani the be so hyperviolent as to be funny#but jesus christ the shit they put peri through in it#anyway by the end she's so ill the doctor has to drag her near lifeless body back to the tardis#gives her the cure and then promptly regenerates#and now peri's nice friendly doctor is uhh tv 6#bad times: quarters
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Setting Boundaries (By Breaking Down Crying)
#sorry for the shit indoor lighting phone camera and poor doodle quality but. I feel like I'm dying if I don鈥檛 draw for more than 24 hours#and its been 72#horrendous#anyway#have this test doodle#my art#sketchbook#posca
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"Mallerollo shippers 馃毄馃毄馃毄" "Jamikali shippers 馃毄馃毄馃毄" When did I say It'd be good for them. Sometimes the fun of shipping is how fucking awful it would be for them to love eachother. Do yall hate fun??
#newflash jerks sometimes the core of utter raging despise is love itself#sometimes you feel love for someone you definitely should not love#and its enraging because#they make your life horrendously miserable as it is and still they have the nerve to make you *love* them?? Fuck off what#mallerollo is just fun 2 me like Guy who has killing This One Guy as his lifes goal but This One Guy just keeps responding by flirting#ughhh I could talk about the jamikali eternal yaoi tragedy FOR HOURSSSSS#incredible horrible toxic dynamic give me 65 more#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland#disney twst#twisted wonderland disney#twst銉曘偂銉炽偄銉笺儓#twst wonderland#disney#mallerollo#jamikali
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One of my favorite parts of the headcanon of Snotlout and Hiccup being cousins in the series is thinking about how crazy Haddock-Jorgenson family dinners must've gone in the pre-httyd1 era (by crazy I mean one-sided awkwardness and insanely passive aggressive comments.)
#i mean even after theyd still be like that bc. stock and spitelout. but im thinking of the hilarity of stoick inviting them over#in hopes hiccup will take after snotlout or smth#snotlout chewing with his mout open and talking while eating and bragging abt whatever his latest 'accomplishment' is#hiccup giving him a death glare from across the table abd only interjecting to be snarky or passive agressive#spitelout also bragging abt snotlout and how Viking he is#unlike hiccup#stoick awkwardly not knowing what to do other than give hiccup the 'why arent you more like him?' stare#while only occasionally contributing to the conversation to discuss village stuff w spitelout#its fucking amazing.#httyd#snotlout jorgenson#spitelout jorgenson#stoick the vast#hiccup haddock#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#httyd headcanon#moth.txt
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Modern Meet-cute.
#theyre dancing to that one aladdin song#why isnt hiccup wearing his hoodie if its raining#he forgot. just like I forgot to draw him with it#hiccup#jack frost#how to train your dragon hiccup#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#hiccup fanart#hiccup how to train your dragon#doodles#jack frost rotg#rotg#rise of the guardians#comic strip#sketches#line of action#trying to practice it#how to train your dragon#httyd#hijack#frostcup#myth and the smith#doodle skadoodle
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i think another reason why i REALLY love the eah shannon hale books (aside from how generally amazing they are) is how shannon hale expands more on the royal and rebel problem.
like in the show, we don't really explore the sides of the royals and rebels beyond the usual stance of whether they go against following their stories and support raven, or whether they want to follow their stories and condemn raven for not signing and starting the entire rebel movement.
but in the books i love how shannon hale expands upon the sheer amount of utter classism present in the eah world, and especially present in this school; perfectly encapsulating how those in power are very, very concerned about keeping this brand of classism ongoing, about keeping that divide between the 'Royals' and the 'Commoners' apparent.
just the little details of the royals and the commoners having different seats in the auditorium, with the royals having comfortable padded seats as opposed to the commoners having more uncomfortable and hard chairs, how they both have different common rooms; just the little details in general which highlight how the entire concept of destinies and signing the book and legacies is a system that is established in order to keep this classism going.
the legacy system honestly just breeds more of this classism; it tells the royals they are above the commoners and it tells them about how they deserve the happy endings and the prince charmings and the glittering gold palaces, and it tells the commoners of their place beneath the royals and firmly shows them the differences between themselves and the royals and how the commoners should be happy and complacent with the endings that they get.
overall, it tells both of these groups to simply accept what is being presented to them; presents the narrative that change is unfamiliar and dangerous and bad, and as such, they should never question their system and should instead just be happy with what they get, because, surely, this system is fair, so it just ends up being what they deserve.
hell, even the fact that before raven basically formed the royal/rebel movement, people were simply separated on the basis of being royals and commoners; it could literally not be made more obvious.
anyways, i just love the way shannon hale's books expand on this and i love how you can very clearly see the ignorance present in the eah world and how everyone's worldview is turned on its head because of raven and her actions 10/10.
#ever after high#eah#raven queen#long post#eah rant#shitpost#i am onto something here#im not exactly sure what#but it is something yk#it's funny to think of royals and rebels being boiled down to this#royals: would you like to blindly accept a corrupt system and be complacent in furthering it and its horrendous intentions#rebels: would you fight back against said system and bring it down in order to ensure that everyone actually gets what they deserve to#wow guys it's so hard#poppy was right this shit is HARD to pick#okay but honestly#eah world's FUCKED#also fuck milton grimm#he's the literal puppetmaster behind all of this
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hitman joel x businessman (? not sure about this one but its what ive got) xb where joel was originally hired to kill xb but then xb kept wiggling his way out of every single attempt. and then joel's contract expires but he still keeps trying to kill xb because he wants to finish the job and he has a reputation to uphold here! who's going to hire a hitman who comically fails in every attempt to kill this one guy? and then he tries to befriend xb in disguise to figure out this guy's weaknesses. (xb knows the whole time but is extremely paranoid anyways and kinda wants to see where joel's going with this).
(featuring grian and the rest of the magic mountain gang as joel's hitman friends who bully him mercilessly, keralis as. well i feel like you can't write xb without a keralis. and hypno as xb's necromancer friend who raises him from the dead the few times joel actually Does manage to poison him or whatever)
#xbeans hitman au#actually it could be funny if xb was a retired hitman and thats why joel was hired to kill him#and why he has incredible aim with a shotgun + can catch joel's tricks#also its probably funnier if they can just die and come back in this au#or at least xbeans can#also scar is the necromancer in joel's camp#except he doesn't actually Know magic he just bullshits off of one of cub's tomes that he 'borrowed'#so he does the most unorthodox bullshit necromancy ever held together with duct tape and pixie dust and it somehow works#like if anyone else tried this it would backfire with horrendous consequences
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