#its just soap and water

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

Hey quick question why the fuck do you need several years experience to work as a dishwasher 

[ironicsoap]

you are expendable, you are not expected to return

[amygdalae]

hi hello that post you made about #onion berries and how you forgot the WIPE the cutting board made me so stressed. horrid imagery. do you only wipe the cutting board? is it not worthy of a wash, the soap and the water? what color has your cutting board taken? hope you are well, sending love your way

i wipe the cutting board with soap and water yes. the wiping and the washing are one and the same

[s0fter-sin]

metalhead ghost who’s been in moshpits since he was a kid and is now a veteran of the scene and the self appointed look out. he keeps an eye out for anyone falling or passing out, kicks the shit out of anyone crowd killing or putting their hands where they shouldn’t

and he’s been keeping an eye on the punk in the kilt since he saw him throw himself headfirst into the wall of death

he looks like the type to start shit - loud and aggressive as anyone else here but a punk doesn't end up at a metal show for no reason - but there's also something niggling at him that he's gonna end up getting himself hurt. and ghost can’t tell if he’s going to do it on purpose

if he does, ghost needs to know. he uses these places as an escape - the music, the violence, the community - always has and he knows all to well how easily an escape can curdle and become destructive. he’s seen too many people lost to the darker parts of the scene, almost lost himself to it; he doesn’t want it to happen to anyone else if he can help it

so when he sees the punk sweating his mohawk off, his movements becoming looser and uncoordinated, he has no issues with yanking him out of the pit and pulling him away from the crowd; pushing him up against the venue wall and ordering him to open his mouth

the glaze that falls over his eyes concerns him even as he obediently lets his mouth fall open. he was right; the punk’s severely dehydrated, tongue and gums far to pale and along with the look in his eyes, he half-thinks he’s about to drop

he reflexively tightens his hold on his jaw to keep him up and the punk shivers, a flush creeping up his neck. an almost confused arousal joins the haze in his eyes and ghost smirks beneath his mask

looks like metal shows aren’t the only thing the punk is new to

[tangledinourstrings]

I love making her my entire personality :o3

[ryuseitai]

iim mad at my glasses riight now. we arent on speaking terms

[puppyeared]

puppy you are insane for wanting to put ice cubes in your milk!!!!! unacceptable!!!!! it melts and then thins the milk and then it mels some more and then you;re not longer drinking milk it;s just milk flavoured water!!!!!! /lh

i bet you use water to make your hot chocolate (also highly unacceptable) (booooo)

-brainrotbot

i was witness to @crow-cap slapping hot sauce on an orange for "character immersion" purposes so i think i have reason to believe putting ice in milk wouldnt be out of the question /j

[whilomm]

liking the aesthetics of manly man stuff but trying not to buy from right wing MRA 4channers

[darabeatha]

ANYWAYS, HAVE U GUYS SEEN THIS????

[biohazard-inevitable]

Me: yeahhhh I dont really handle heat well….

Also me: *eats pizza literal SECONDS after its come out of a 500°F oven*

*wears long sleeves in temps of 80°F*

*able to submerge hand in water that is 120°F like its nothing*

*takes hot as fuck showers that make me look like a lobster*

[erisolkat]

maybe a lot of things would have been a lot clearer faster if we had already acknowledged the fact that it's odd that i've spent the entirety of my life extensively prepping for some nebulous disaster that would require me to jump out the window with just an easily grabbable container of essentials and the clothes on my back

[mumintroll]

weevil infestation in our food cupboard D:

[goingknowherewastaken]

We need to buy a new bathroom sink now (⁠╯⁠°⁠□⁠°⁠）⁠╯⁠︵⁠ ⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[wellthatschaotic]

existing is so fucking hard and im being so fucking brave about it

[mejomonster]

Does anyone who washes their face with just water, not product cleansers, have any skincare routines they'd be up for sharing? What works for you?

[catgirlkirigiri]

Remember when people (tiktok drama youtubers) were losing their mind over watertok (people on tiktok mixing a bunch of water flavorings and syrups to make fun combos). Well honestly I think watertok was right man sometimes I just need my water to feel like I'm making a virgin cocktail