i changed my url back to briandavidgilbert sorry.
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i love how everyone shortens the name to bob burger 馃槶 like whats wrong is adding two extra consonants too heavy of a burden to bear
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WHY ITS SO BIG ZSDFGHJHGFDSADFG
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its giving "you're doing amazing, sweetie"
@thevampywolf <3
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me: kuina was murdered it's all a conspiracy!!!
everyone: booooo!! 馃憥 馃憥
me: wado pushed kuina down the stairs so it could be zoros sword instead!!!
everyone: brilliant observation 馃憦馃憦
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you know what I think childish (funny) people should have kids
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Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature
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i like the concept of the angelic hierarchy but i do think it'd be really funny if angels were real and it turned out to be total bullshit like the time that guy came up with a hierarchical social structure for wolves that everyone lost their minds over and then a few years later was like "wait guys i was wrong"
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hey why are the Van Helsings always the Vampire Hunting Family in modern Dracula stories. Abraham Van Helsing might be the guy who knows stuff but his family is off in the Netherlands and/or dead and totally uninvolved in the plot. Abraham's great-great grandson has no reason to be doing backflips and chopping off heads or whatever
You know who is a family who hates Dracula so so much and would totally teach their kids how to hunt vampires? The Harkers. Give me a modern vampire story where the protagonists are about to die when out pops Quincey Arthur John Lucy Abraham Murray Harker the Fifth, armed with a giant knife and an encyclopedic knowledge of train schedules
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