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too sleepy to finish my Derek x younger reader smut tonight so here's a sneak peek.
"Something tells me you're sober." He teases, waving his blunt in front of you. That earns him a nod, so he pushes further. "Want me to fix that, sweet girl? Looks like you need to relax a little." You pause for a moment, then reach for his blunt. He pulls it away from you with a sharp tsk. "Not like that. Open up for me, doll." Your eyes widen with surprise as he brings a hand up to cup your face. He takes a long pull from his joint, enjoying the pretty little look you give him. When he gently tugs at your bottom lip with his thumb, you obediently open your mouth, leaning down towards him. His lips meet yours, and he exhales a lungful of hot smoke, depositing it directly into your own mouth. You eagerly take everything he gives you, melting into his touch. He can't help but want to give you more. "Derek..." You whisper, eyes fluttering open as you stare down at him with a blissed-out look. Oh, that definitely relaxed you. "Yes, doll?" He has to fight to suppress a smirk as he slowly tucks an arm around your lower back. In a failing attempt to be respectful, he lets his hand rest on your outer thigh, instead of shoving it right between your legs like he truly wants. "Can you do that again?" You ask sweetly, leaning in a little closer now. How could he ever say no to you?
(I have 1.4k words done, and haven't gotten to the smut yet. This'll be a long one... at least 2k words, maybe 3k.)
so uh stay tuned tomorrow ig love y'all goodnight
#“doll” and “sweetheart” have me in a chokehold#i need derek to have me in a chokehold#i mean what#there is no choking in the fic tho fr#just uh#other stuff#its gonna be filthy#once i actually get to the smut#what can i say#derek just likes to play with you first#hes a sweet talker#goodnight#too sleepy to write
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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is
bonus? lmao
#my art#cotl#i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease#hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty#like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years#like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit#and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii#its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how#gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this
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Hi friends! I talked to the little birdy again and it's a VERY DIRTY BIRDY!!!
😏😏😏
EVERYONE WINS BECAUSE IM COMBINING THE TWO INTO ONE
It's gonna be fiiiilthy I'm so excited!
#after the closing shift pt 2#its gonna be filthy#perhaps the dirtiest thing ive wrote so far#HEHEHEHE
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haha sonic 3 brought me RIGHT back to my sonic obsession brb gotta figure out how to draw these rats
#sonic the hedgehog#amy rose#sonamy#BECAUSE I AM CULTURED thank u for ur time (im a filthy multishipper tho)#anyways when its reversed i die stg if sonic 4 has that im gonna lose it#doodles#masky says
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if this song has zero fans assume i died
#this piece beat my ass but its so pinkful i like it#im gonna try and do as many song based pieces as i can before i die of burnout next on my queue is probably filthy things but we'll see#saw the musical#saw#my art
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Stray Kids Soulmate Smut Au Series
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I have no posting schedule at the moment, all I know is that I'll be writing Felix's last because I know myself and I'll get carried away.
Synopsis under the cut:
In the magical world of soulmates, you can begin looking for them when you turn 21. Once you touch them, the overwhelming urge to consummate the union takes over you until you fulfill the desire.
Bang Chan (18+)
Bodyguard x bratty, younger ward au
Chan is your bodyguard who is determined to keep you out of trouble and protect you from those who want to use you to get to your rich and powerful father. The only problem? Trouble is your middle name. Going out to clubs and getting random guys to grind up on you is one of your favorite pastimes and Chan has to go along with it. You love how he gets gruff and protective when other people put their hands on you. With your 21st birthday creeping up on you, these outings get more dangerous since anyone could be your soulmate. On the fateful night of your 21st birthday, you go out to dance and when you dance with the wrong person, Chan isn’t so sure he can keep his hands off you much longer.
Minho (18+)
Prince x Maid, Bridgerton era au
Part One:
Everyone in the ton is invited to the final tea party before the Queen announces who will be the lucky lady betrothed to Prince Minho. Everyone except the help, of course. It is the final opportunity for eligible ladies of age to meet with the prince to determine if they are soulmates. The lady you work for has managed to get you into the tea because she’s not interested in the prince and would rather spend time with you. Bored, you wander around the gardens and you run into a young man who also seems to want to escape. After some banter, you touch accidentally and you realize this man is your soulmate. Once you consummate the union, you have to rush away to find your lady in time for the introduction of the prince, only to find out that you just fucked him behind a hedge. And how he can’t take his eyes off you.
How will you survive if he’s supposed to marry someone else?
Part Two:
Prince x betrothed sister, 40s Italy, past lives au
You are a noble lady who is not quite ready to enter society, being just under 21. Your older sister, however, is out and your family is in talks with the royal family to betrothe her to the prince if they cannot find his soulmate by the final masquerade ball of the summer. Luckily, you have no interest in marriage or soulmates, mostly because you think you’ve found yours already.
In a lonely bookshop that very few frequent, you’ve been sharing secret notes with another reader of your favorite poetry book. You can’t remember how it began, but all you know is that you have been corresponding anonymously with someone through notes hidden in books and you may be falling in love. Your multiple attempts to discover the identity of the person have all failed. Including promising to be at the bookstore on your birthday instead of at the ball.
On the night of the masquerade and your 21st birthday, your sister discovers her soulmate in someone else and begs you to take her place. You’re torn but ultimately agree. You dress up in your sister's gown, don your mask, and attend. While you’re there, you see Prince Minho mingling with other guests and when you lock eyes you get the sinking suspicion that you’ve met him before…
Changbin (18+)
Brothers best friend x reader college au
Your older brother, Chan, and your neighbor, Changbin, have been best friends since they were kids. You were just Chan’s little sister for years so you thought that Changbin would never look at you twice, which made your crush on him that much more difficult. Especially since you eventually developed a friendship with the three of you. Halfway through high school, your family moved away for your dad’s job but you went back to college in your hometown.
Low and behold, you run into Changbin again and your friendship picks up right where it left off. The two of you reminisce and he invites you to his place to play Mario Kart and watch Jurassic Park, just like old times. The entire time you’re at his apartment Changbin is nervous around you and you wonder why until you beat him at Mario Kart and tackle him in victory.
Changbin finds himself torn… between his soulmate and his best friend.
Hyunjin (18+)
Rich CEO x Assistant reader au
You and your boss have been exceedingly careful. Hwang Hyunjin is rich and successful and gorgeous and every single woman in his company envies your position, allowing you to be close to such an immaculate being. You, however, find it very stressful. Since you’re both successful adults who haven’t yet found your soulmates, you have to be very careful and go to extreme lengths on occasion to keep from touching. You can’t let love get in the way of your work. It doesn’t stop you from trying to quietly entice him. You often wear borderline sexy outfits to work with the hopes that one day your hot boss will finally touch you to at least see if you’re soulmates, but he’s so hot that you can’t help but feel aroused in his presence. You simply wouldn’t know until then.
One day, Hyunjin has a photoshoot and interview for a high fashion magazine and he looks incredibly delectable. You stay nearby in case he needs something but you keep to your own work. While he’s getting pictures taken, the director gives him a prompt and asks him to think about something that makes him hot. The director wants to sell sex for this collection. When you look up, Hyunjin is staring straight at you and you are not sure how much longer you can keep your hands to yourself.
Jisung (18+)
College student Jisung x slightly older college student barista reader au
Han Jisung is the bane of your existence. You’re both in the same major so you take a lot of the same classes and it’s as if he made it his personal mission to annoy you every time he sees you. He must, because he does. He does it in small ways, like asking you dumb questions during class just to get you riled up, stealing your pens, and overall being a nuisance. Why does he pay so much attention to you?
One day while you’re working at the coffee shop you’re the manager of, Jisung comes in for some coffee and specifically requests for you to make it. Despite the fact that you’re absolutely slammed, you have to comply. You make his drink and pass it to him, not realizing that your fingers brush in the process. Jisung’s demeanor changes immediately, instantly getting a little more serious. You continue working through the rush, wondering why suddenly you feel the intense urge to rail Jisung into the next century.
Closing suddenly can’t come fast enough.
Lee Felix Yongbok (18+)
Professor x graduate student au
Professor Lee’s class is one of the most coveted on campus. It fits into multiple fields of study and even the undergrad students desperately want a chance to take a class with him, even though he only teaches at the master level. You finally get a chance to take his class, lucky since it’s required for you major, and you realize why everyone wants to take his class.
He’s intelligent, he’s fun, he’s charismatic, and he’s positively stunning. He’s easily the most beautiful man you’ve ever laid your eyes on. And even you you’re initially hesitant to act like all the other students in the class and fight for his attention and a chance to touch him just to see if he’s theirs, you find yourself dressing up as well. Not to impress him! Not at all.
One day during class, he asks a few people to collect the paper that is due and you happen to be one of the people he calls on. You gather the papers and ignore the ugly looks from all the others who wish they were in your position. Professor Lee is teaching with no care in the world until you trip on the bottom stair. Papers go flying and your cheeks burn. Professor Lee gasps and helps you gather them while making sure you’re okay.
Without thinking, you reach for one of the papers at the same time and your fingers brush. Felix looks at you, eyes dark and he dismisses class without looking away from you. The class is silent for a moment before he finally tears his eyes away from you. His demeanor changes and he tells the entire class to leave unless they want to fail. You begin to scramble away to follow his orders like an obedient little girl but you freeze when he locks you in his gaze again and rasps: “Not you.”
Seungmin (18+ suggestive)
Lawyer x Lawyer au. Suggestive, no full smut
You and Seungmin have been rivals since law school. Always trying to best each other in your final grades, who got to be valedictorian (it was you), and the most important: who wins the most cases. For years, you two have been working for different law firms in the same building and have been keeping a tally of who wins what.
One day you are pitted against one another in a heated divorce case. Not your usual type of case, but you took it in order to be against Seungmin. The case is emotional and dramatic and you find yourself arguing so intensely that the judge orders a break. You both storm off to the break rooms to console your clients but the hallway is too narrow and for the first time in all these years, you brush arms.
The arousal is instantaneous and you look at each other in equal surprise. You each go to your separate chambers to calm your clients down before you excuse yourself. You seek him out, looking into each office until suddenly someone grabs your arm and pulls you into an empty conference room.
Of all people, why did it have to be him?
Jeongin (18+ Suggestive)
Tattoo artist x client au. Suggestive, no full smut.
You are too innocent for your own good. Jeongin recognizes this in you the second you walk into his tattoo shop in your short pastel skirt and matching top. You ask him if he has time to do a simple tattoo of a line-art flower on your thigh. Obsessed with you already, Jeongin quickly reschedules his next appointment and invites you in. As the only artist in his shop, he can pretty much do whatever he wants. The walls are covered in his art and you know you’ve come to the right place. You discuss the tattoo you want, you fill out the paperwork, and sit down in the chair while he prepares the stencil.
The second his fingers graze your thigh to put the stencil on, several things become apparent to you all at once. First, he’s the hottest guy you’ve ever seen. Second is that this hot guy is your soulmate and you can tell by the stickiness growing between your legs. The third and most important thing?
You forgot to put on underwear this morning.
And Jeongin?
He can definitely smell it.
#felix smut#jeongin smut#i.n. smut#stray kids smut#chan smut#bang chan smut#hyunjin smut#stray kids#lee know smut#minho smut#seungmin smut#changbin smut#han smut#han jisung smut#jisung smut#skz#skz smut#smut#its just gonna be so filthy#yongbok smut#soulmate au#writing#ellie writes
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I'm cooking up a Farcille fic that has gone well with my editor so far
Lend me your energy like goku so I can finally finish it
#writing#just yappin#farcille#dunmeshi#its gonna be absolutely filthy#i already have a dumb joke about it with my editor
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I'm writing a black sails fic that no one wants. When the world needed her LEAST, she appeared!
#its uhhhhhh#jack/charles/eleanor and NO ONE is making good decisions#this is quite filthy#they're gonna kick me out of the fandom....#can i repeat NO ONE WANTS THIS
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Pokemon presents … 👀
#and then its another app called pokemon eat or smth 😭#i mean id rather it be an announcement abt the future of pokemon and noth a game yet#like ofc they hint theyre working on stuff#but no titles yet or smth#but we all know theyre gonna 😔#they saw the sales on SV which still brought bank with the base and dlcs#i say this but im part of the problem as a filthy pokemon fan who wants to play all the e content haha#id like black and white 3 BUT ONLY IF KIERAN IS THE REAL UNOVAN CHAMPION#yeah okkkk hes frm kitakami but he goes to blueberry academy#like timeskip and he actually ends up a region champion#dethrones iris
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They're pink 🩷
They're the best sidekick 💪
They are a goblin 🐊
They say "Hey Boss" 🫡
They are an eldritch being 🥰
They are suicidal 😞
They like Women 💞
They are in a constant state of Gremlin Mode 🦝
I didn't say a name, but they popped into your head, didn't they?
#Hi this is the most cursed thing my brain ever made#now you all have to live with it too#if i lose followers its because I deserve to#but this was the realizatiom I had at 2am last night#originally I was gonna make a venn diagram#and the only thing not in the middle was “hates weaboos” and “is a weaboo”#anyways im so sorry#tw suicide mention#nimona#pink guy#filthy frank
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Disappearing into the fog for a while. Don't have too much fun without me 💖
Linking this so I can repin it later lol. We all know Tumblr.
#sully posts#sorry if i was in the middle of a conversation with you#i just need to disconnect for a bit#its a new year#im young free and single#time to find some new hobbies#time to get absolutely...#you know what i was gonna say something filthy but im maintaining my wholesome image#ill let you fill the gaps#ayyy
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One of the worst parts of the cancellation is that Amy et al will never understand the harm they’ve caused. I’m barely hanging on. Season 4 would have given me something to look forward to. Now I have absolutely nothing 😡
#fuck amy#fuck cbs#reactive dogs are hard fucking work#all I want is a solid nights sleep#and it’s gonna be years before that happens#cause I gotta get up in the middle of the night to give my pup anxiety meds#I haven’t left the state since I moved here#I spent my birthday crying#cause it was first without my pup#and I had nobody to support me#my parents left first thing that morning for vacation thinking I wouldn’t mind since we’d done dinner the night before#they sent pictures of food & scenery#meanwhile I’m sitting in a filthy apartment with a fussy dog missing my other one and remembering how I used to spend my birthdays#either on vacation or doing fun local things with friends#and its going to be years before I can return to where I move from cause I’m broke af and have a pup I can’t travel with#and I can’t solve the broke problem cause I’m still broken and also cause training my pup is full time job#so each day for the foreseeable future is going to be the same#train train exercise train train train cry restless sleep#moving here was the second biggest mistake of my life#ignore all this#I just needed to barf some feelings
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Lately ive been taking a page out of 2015 Joji's book and ive kinda started blocking people who spam ff stuff on his Instagram posts.
#rambles#man we get ittt he used to be filthy frank i love ff but u r annoying as hell#leave the man alone. not that he is gonna see it god knows he hasn't touched instagram in ages but i see it and its annoying me.#joji
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No Im not calling Megatron a "fat bitch" because of she/her pronouns. I call him a fat bitch regardless of the pronouns.
Actual reasons are because :
1 - He is a mean bitch
2 - I'm a kink artist
3 - I just felt fucking silly
That's it. That's the fucking reasons.
#megatron#I use he/she for him btw#''omg Zero you filthy animal how dare you draw kink!!''#Its on a side blog. Never gonna be on my main#No this isnt advertisement. I just dont want there to be misunderstandings#I draw fat bitches
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Me sending texts to my straight cis male friend as if he at all understands what I'm talking about: No listen okay Robbs kink was to be rough and dominant but Jon just IS rough and dominant when you let him indulge in his breeding kink okay theres a difference in why they're dominant with you and when, it's about Robbs confident experience versus Jon's emotional intensity-
My straight cis male friend who just so happens to be the only friend who still likes asoiaf/got:
#the brainstorming he puts up with for this series#listen#theres a reason i so rarely wrote smut from robbs pov and its because it was just so filthy i was like this is gonna get me fucking banned#BUT HERE I AM WRITING SMUT FROM JONS POV AND THATS WHY EVERY SMUT SCENE WITH HIM GOES ON WAY TO FUCKING LONG#robb never stopped talking during sex#but Jons internal monologue never fucking shuts up during sex but he doesnt say it all outloud#so it just comes out as growls and grunts trying to not be such an animal whereas Robb got off on being an absolute degenerate
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i have obtained a SIGNIFICANT and POTENTIALLY CARCINOGENIC BIOHAZARD and im BEYOND EXCITED ABOUT THIS
#the bhiohazard in question? a couple of nastyass turnouts!!!! a jacket and some pants!!!!!#yeah theyre sitting abt three feet away from me but dw!!! theyre in a big garbage bag so its ok ^-^#basically the EMT program (that im almost done with. as a side note but woot woot) is selling their old student ambulances#since theyre a bitch to maintain and we have a newer indoors simulator (its like. the back of an ambulace built into a room)#(like the back and one of the sides are open and it doesnt have a drivers compartment (duh) and no tires but is otherwise a Real Ambulance#which we use for practicing)#anyways so these old student ambulances gotta get cleaned out before they can be sold yeah?#and as it HAPPENS!! theyve been storing a SHIT TON of nasty filthy smelly turnouts in there for the past While#like probably 12-16 Large garbage bags full#(for those who dont know: turnouts are what those fucking. firefighter uniforms are called. like the ones they wear In Fires)#and they dont know what to do with them so theyre gonna get thrown away next week#so my TEACHER!!! was like 'yall if anyone Wants any of that shit you can literally just help urself'#so i went down today and poked thru some bags and GOT STUFFS!!!#anyways i am excited not only bc Turnouts Cool but ALSO bc theyre Super Fucking Insulated#bc theyre meant to be worn inside Massive and Super Hot fires#which yeah protects u from extreme heat but my GENUOS BRAIN also realized this: they would be STUPID COZY in cold weather#and i happen to be moving to a rather cold part of the states in a few months!!!!#so now i have free winter gear and its EXTRA SEXY STYLE#however u CANNOT clean turnouts at home bc#a) they gotta be washed with Extra Strong Industrial Fucking Machines#(called 'extractors' not 'washing machines')#and b)#they can and WILL leech nasty fucking toxins from structural fires into your machine and contaminate everything forever <3#so ive reached out to some 'send away' turnout laundry services#idk if theyre gonna do it tho cuz um. im Not associated with a fire department <3#so if that fails ill just do the best i can at home!!! <- research mode Engaged#either way theyre sexy and Yes i can still smell them despite them being bagged in a Super Rugged Industrial Manly Garbage Bag#(i didnt tie it super tight)#btu thats ok whats life without Danger <3#whatever the fuck
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