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❆ Secret Santa gift for @bitbybitwrites ❆

A very Klaine nutcracker AU! I hope you enjoy your art gift and have the happiest of holidays!

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Got That Coffee Shop Love [Klaine Secret Santa 2024]

Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel Characters: Blaine Anderson, Kurt Hummel Chapters: 1/1 [Complete] Word Count: 4,150 Rating: Teen&Up Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Different First Meeting, Christmas Fluff, Barista!Kurt, Pianist!Blaine, Broadway!Kurt, Teacher!Blaine, Background Rachel/Jesse, Background Mercedes/Sam Summary: Kurt is a Broadway actor working as a barista whenever he isn't booked for a show. Blaine is a high school music teacher that takes a job as a coffeehouse pianist for some extra cash while his school is on Winter Break. Author Notes: Written for the @klainesecretsanta2024 Gift Exchange as a gift for @kurtwarbler. I also attempted to make a photo edit/manip to accompany the story which is below. Hope you enjoy your gift! 🎄🎁 :) Original Post Date: December 2024

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This is my Secret Santa fic to wonderful, talented @esilher! Your art is so beautiful and has fast become an integral part of this nowadays tiny fandom. Thank you for providing us with cool scenarios in your art and that way keeping this fandom alive. I hope you enjoy this story and have a happy holiday time! Summary: Tattoo artist Kurt lives in Lima. Blaine is on his way to visit Cooper for the holidays. Snow storm hits and he gets stranded, so calls Cooper, who calls Kurt to save his little brother. Kurt goes to help and finds Blaine, drives him home and warms him up. Blaine is freaking out inside because this is Cooper's friend Kurt, and he's had a crush forever. Kurt is trying to not react to little Blaine all grown up. A/N: I haven't finished anything since last year's Secret Santa, so be gentle. Writing is took a lot out of me, but I did get it written, with a lot of help from @cerriddwenluna.

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happy holidays from your favourite shining stars (and me!!)

(inspo explanations/mandatory close-ups for this entire thing under the read more asdfkl)

this art was inspired by the nativity! poster and is very loosely part of the 'glee but if it was set in the uk' au that me and @spaceacekid have been inventing (they helped me to come up with this art idea btw!! legend!! it's a very fun iconic festive film and we agreed that the gleeks would do great renditions of all the songs!!!! quinn's headband says 'nadolig llawen,' meaning 'merry christmas' in welsh, which is just a small reference to the huge amount of lore that we've invented for this au (we like to have fun)

anywho i am very proud of this and had a lot of fun making it!!!!!!!

ref pics:

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Kurt was excited to get to Dalton, knowing that Blaine would be waiting for him where they had agreed to meet. "See you at 7pm beneath the choir room window," Blaine had said. Kurt made his way around the corner of the grande old brick building. There, stood his gorgeous boyfriend. Honey hazel eyes met blue as Blaine beamed at Kurt. "Look up," Blaine whispered as they embraced. Blaine took a step back, putting his hands behind his back as Kurt looked up. There, in the window above, stood Jeff and Nick. They both winked at Kurt as they hung a mistletoe out the window. Kurt excitedly cupped both sides of Blaines face in his hands and winked back.

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@imtryingokay01 I hope you like this little gift and that it brightens your holidays.

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Dear @paraphwrites, here is my @klainesecretsanta2024 for you!

Thank you for your wishlist, I tried my best to make fit in « one » drawing: New York, Vogue, reluctantly-friends-turned-lovers and starting with klaine meeting.

I hope this little story makes you smile.

And I wish you Happy Holidays! 

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This is my @klainesecretsanta2024 gift for the wonderful @rockitmans.

By Your Side

Summary: Being a bodyguard requires the highest level of self-discipline and concentration, and sometimes it can be challenging even when you are well prepared. But Kurt loves his job.

What he didn't expect was to have his patience tested by another bodyguard...

Words: 5,417

Beta: @bitbybitwrites <3

You can read it on AO3.

I was so happy when I saw your name! Your presence in this fandom means a lot to me. I'm glad you decided to join this event and I hope we get to read your beautiful stories for a long time to come.

Choosing to write for this event was… pretty bold of me, I guess. But when I got your wish list, I thought a fanfic would be the perfect gift for you, not a drawing. This made me sad at first, but then @esilher asked, "So why don't you write something?"

So this happened… I hope you like it. <3

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KlaineSecretSanta - Once Upon a December [1/10]

Welcome to my @klainesecretsanta2024 fic for the wonderful @little-escapist!

Your story 'Turn Into A Pose' is one of my all-time favorites, and I adore the music you used in it. Some of the songs were new to me, but they’ve since become part of my playlists! I hope this little story brings you some of the joy that your writing has always brought to me.

Your wish list was so inspiring that it inspired a multichapter fic featuring some of the themes you suggested: fan and celebrity dynamics, fake dating, a sprinkle of angst, and appearances from Mercedes and Cooper. I had so much fun weaving these elements together, and I hope it’s everything you were hoping for!

This story is my love letter to Christmas, to classic rom-coms and Hallmark movies. After the rough few weeks many of us have had, I hope it can bring some sweetness, light, and warmth to your holiday season.

Happy Holidays! ________________

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationship: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel

Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Burt Hummel, Carole Hudson-Hummel, Cooper Anderson, Pam Anderson

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Famous Kurt Hummel, Bookstore Owner Blaine Anderson, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Christmas, holiday romance

Summary:

Kurt Hummel, celebrated Broadway and film star, is used to living in the spotlight - but his recent breakup has left his reputation in shambles and his heart in pieces. Hoping to escape the chaos, he retreats to his parent's home in Ohio for a quiet vacation away from the cameras. Blaine Anderson, owner of a struggling independent bookstore, is barely keeping his beloved store afloat. With finances looking grim, he's desperate for a Christmas miracle to save his dream. When fate throws them back together after years apart, a publicity stunt seems like the perfect solution to both their problems. What could possibly go wrong?

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Red, White and Royally Screwed (1/12)

Summary:

"Kurt is not your arch nemesis," Tina says patiently down the phone. "You're not a protagonist in a Sunday morning cartoon."

Blaine scoffs. "We’re natural competitors. Both the children of the most powerful leaders in our respective countries. Or… well. Kings don't actually do anything do they?"

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Or Kurt is a Prince and Blaine is the First Son of the United States. A Red, White and Royal Blue retelling.

Rating: E

Tropes: Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Fake Friendship turned Real Friendship, Texting, Banter, Royal Kurt, General Disaster Blaine

Notes: Hey there demons. It's me, ya boi. This one is the @klainesecretsanta2024 but more importantly for @annepi-blog and for all you wonderful readers of course!

I thought I had forgotten how to write words but when I saw that Anne also loved RWRB it felt like fate, nay it felt like DESTINY to finally write this fic. Anne thank you for enabling me to write this. I won't get it all posted in the Christmas period so I'm posting weekly. I do apologise but hopefully it's worth following along 😅 I hope you have a wonderful Christmas 🩷

Everyone please go check out all the other works!

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"This is so unfair," Blaine wails. 

He's planted face down on his bed, making his complaint to his mattress. And to Tina, who sits beside him with a magazine and pats him absently at the appropriate intervals. But mostly to the mattress. 

"So deeply unfair. Probably the most unfair thing that has happened to anyone ever," Blaine continues. "Not to be hyperbolic."

"God forbid," Tina mutters. She flips a page. 

"Tina," Blaine whines. "I don't think you're offering much sympathy here. I'm in agony."

"Do you know how many people would kill to go to a Royal Wedding, Bee? On the level of first world problems, we're talking Twitter levels of petty here."

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Blaine Anderson s2e9

I can be myself now finally In fact there's nothing I can't be I want the world to see you be with me

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Next Monday, I'm going to New York!!!! And… I'm sure many of you have experienced this long before me, but I feel like I'm going to where Kurt and Blaine live…