#its all spicy.

[peachywontyell]

thinking really hard about power dynamics between jenny and jaime😐 like these two will not leave my damn brain😐😐what the hell is their issue😐😐😐

[bittsandpieces]

thinking about all the potential for finding your sibling's porn online. is it your older sibling? the one you always looked up to, the one who protected you and bullied you in equal, loving measure? or is it your younger sibling? the one you still think of as a kid, who's suddenly so obviously grown up. do you recognize them right away, shocked and "horrified" but still looking? or does it take a minute? maybe it takes a while. maybe you've been a fan, actually, this whole time not knowing who's pretty body you were jerking off to.

because let's be honest. you're absolutely jerking off to it

[weewoow-20706030]

Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.

[starry-bi-sky]

danny and officer martinez's relationship in "late at night, when the nightingale sings" in a nutshell:

Martinez: FREAK! GET YOUR FUCKING KID!

Battinson, on the other side of the crime scene: he don't bite

Martinez, with Nightingale firmly attached his arm, visibly biting him: YES HE DO!

*points at them* Danny is the Bugs Bunny to Martinez's Elmer Fudd.

Another Officer: i can't believe you're fighting with an actual twelve year old. Martinez: i swear to god that is not a twelve year old, that is a little hellion that crawled out of batman's shadow one dark and stormy night and decided to dedicate his existence to tormenting me. Officer: Are you really that mad about him putting a sticky note on your back-- Martinez: thats not the point

in danny's defense: the word "freak" is. a mini beserker button for him for.... obvious ghostly reasons, so like, even if its not directed at him, he still very much unappreciates Martinez's insults at Battinson. Danny may or may not be projecting.

he's not going to hurt the guy! not in any serious or permanently disfiguring way at least! But he is going to leave mean sticky notes on the square part of his spine that he can't reach, and stick salt in his 3AM Late Night Crime Scene Coffee, and kick the bottom of his heel while he's walking so he stumbles. And other petty, infuriating things that tally up and boil over, over time.

[hisui-dreamer]

jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.

and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.

...

it doesn't go too well.

indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.

jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-

flick!

ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??

"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs

you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking

his smile widens slightly.

"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"

he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.

"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"

oh. you don't think it is anymore.

but your heart sure is.

[celerydays]

Sketch commission for Xan 💗

A request for a bit of a sequel to [this sketch] 🤭 Thanks so much for commissioning me! You know how much I love drawing a desperate subby Seb 🫦💕

🔽 ₊ ⊹ Full art 🔞 NSFW // MDNI 🔞 (suggestive / non-explicit) under cut ₊ ⊹ 🔽

[kitamars]

listen. hijikata has TWO HANDS

[gay-strawberry]

everyone saying venom 3 was bad and im here looking around like.....did-did you think the first two were good ??????????

[gurggggleburgle]

Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...

[justgleekout]

Happy holidays :) please enjoy a little bit of heat in these cold days

[cherryxblossxms]

I think Victor fucks his lover into the mattress several times, in several positions, to the point you're sure you've lost your mind, and comes out of the ordeal looking almost offensively pristine, while you're struggling to remember your maiden language and what year it is

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Spice is the variety of life!

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[lace4forest]

Hello Welcome to Hylia's Rejects, may I interest you in some Gloom Hand Soup?

DELICOUS GLOOM HAND SOUP! ONLY AT HYLIA'S REJECTS! LOCATED ONLY ON THIS SIDE OF HYRULE! ONLY IN THE LOST WOODS- Because Hylia Herself Will Destroy Us If She Finds Us-

Can I Interest you in some Ganon Sauce, or the Ghirahim Special? If not those then maybe something for a Hard Worker! Like the Lon Lon Lunch? How about something for the little ones, like a Mini Minish Meal? And for a side bonus you can also get yourself a VILLIAN PLUSHIE!!! We have the Ganon- The Vaati- The Ghirahim- EVEN THAT GUY WHO STEALS YOUR STUFF RAVIO-

Only at Hylia's Rejects.

Sketch for more stuff-

This is literally my new favorite bit we do on my streams XD

If you wanna join in the fun, check out my twitch!

[abirddogmoment]

thinking about how much time and mental effort I put into making sure my dog is exercised and enriched every day vs the new (largely north american) trend of never walking your dog because "they get enough during the day" (it's one hour of high arousal sports training) (where they sit in a crate for 40 mins of that) (and maybe a romp in a postcard-sized backyard if they're lucky) ((it's not enough for most dogs)) ((they're bragging about it))

[pnfc]

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[sweetbottletops]

Yen Press announced you can now pre-order the green manga at your favorite bookstore in the US and Canada markets. October 15, 2024 release date. It's said pre-orders are the best way to support a new series release. It's also fun to find it on the shelf. Up to you.

It's a little more spendy than the average manga, but it's a larger format and printed in green. There is also an ebook option.

I have no idea why it's rated 18+ (Mature). Are Mitsuki's occasional midrift shots illegal? Is Aya a secret potty mouth? It's Joe's chain-smoking, isn't it? Dammit, Joe. (It’s probably the gay.)

In comparison, JJK manga is apparently only rated Teen+ ...make it make sense.