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my friend once joked that vmartyn has access to podcasts but since i only listen to one podcast i couldnt get this image out of my brain
#ignore how its last weeks episode also sorry for CUTTING JOEL OUT COMPLETELY#the original cut was about 21 seconds and including him talking a bit but i wanted it to be shorter for the joke to land better#sorry about the quality hes been through a lot (about 6 exports and 3 different softwares (resolve was being finnicky))#itlw#inthelittlewood#its a joke but#itlwart#for the hell of it#idk if theyve announced whos replacing jonny this week but watch it be martyn (manifesting)#funkart#ok thats all the tags im using for this thing lol
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petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
#woof#like self diagnosis is one thing#but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism)#and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically#or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something#and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes
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Girl dinner
#suggestive??#i mean DUH its an [%$🤪!&] eating joke#art#fanart#my art#the amazing digital circus#the amazing digital circus kinger#the amazing digital circus art#the amazing digital circus queenie#kinger x queenie#tadc#tadc kinger#tadc queenie#tadc art#artist on tumblr#checkmates
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The daily planet runs a front page article calling superman the light of mankind
Cue the batfam launching a counter campaign in support of Signal, the real Light of Mankind.
It starts as a joke but quickly derails into an all out war.
#bruce offended parent and signals biggest fan wayne#hes so petty about it during JL meetings. he shuts down all the lights on the watchtower#Batman we cant see#well thats not a problem cause the light of mankind should be able to light up the room while stating directly at superman who just#looks so resigned#Tim floods the internet with pictures of Duke using his powers and fighting villians all with the hashtag theRealLightOfMankind#Duke is having the time of his light#he poses for Tim and makes rainbows on days it rains and poses like sailor moon#its a fun joke for Duke#its a matter of life or death for the rest of them#Dick has to stop Damian from breaking out the kryptonite not knowing that Jason has already stolen it and is heading for metropolis#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#signal#duke thomas#tim drake#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#superman
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one of the most underrated jokes from deadpool and wolverine was when wade gets brain fingered by cassandra nova says "and where the fuck is the intimacy coordinator?" i was the only one that laughed in my theatre
#its a real iykyk type of joke#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#hugh jackman#deadclaws
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more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)
bonus ford under the cut:
#gravity falls#stanford pines#mabel pines#sort of a sequel to my previous post. sort of. or a prequel? an inbetweenquel.#op art#comic#ford may be a bit ooc here i just wanted the joke of him doing garish makeup from other dimensions on mabel and her loving it#meanwhile its a mess#but somehow still somewhat looks good?#as for how ford knows how to apply makeup? uhhhh#he had to disguise himself somehow across dimensions...
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once you hit adulthood a day will come when you’re suddenly like VEGETABLES 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 and it never goes away
#talks#its not about previously disliking vegetables.#I specified adult just because of the way my body started decomposing and rotting once i went meals without.#also i was just making a joke abt myself getting randomly more into vegetables one day. its really not the kind of one sentence post#that should justify weirdly accusatory assumptions
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a summary of MHA shipping
#bkdk#tgchk#bakudeku#togachako#jeminy3 art#turning off my askbox for this#its a joke do not come at me#memes#bnha spoilers#bnha
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You can only reblog this today.*
*PLEASE READ THE TAGS
#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]
#batfamily#damian wayne#batman#dc comics#alfred pennyworth#tim drake#dc robin#idk how long this is gonna be or how many parts bc it depends on if i can draw fast enough before christmas LOL#I have a ton of dialogue and parts planned so id fr have to get in the grindset ngl#Might not happen LMFAO#ANYWAYS dont take this too seriously#Also dont too hard abt where this would fit on any timeline shhhh shhh its all jokes n fun
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THE TIKTOK PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY MADE GONCHAROV!!!!!
#goncharov#zepotha#tiktok#💀💀💀#come to us when you get LINDA CARTER AND MARTIN SCORSESE HIMSELF in on the joke#AND AND AND#Can we talk about how zepotha was stated by a artist to sell her song? like its a meda stunt an add. Goncharov was just fun not marketing#*started
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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
#i dont normally make posts like this but ive seen MULTIPLE??? posts floating around that are meant as jokes saying#'haha *deeply misogynistic attitude/institution* is basically just kink! ;P'#and no one challenging it or if they do theyre seen as buzzkills or anti-sex/anti-kink#well im neither of those and i keep seeing it and its getting to me#not st#doctor's log
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Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.
So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.
Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.
After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.
They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.
Considering his situation, Danny agreed.
He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.
While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.
On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.
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Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.
Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.
Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.
"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."
Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.
"Fuck Off."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is in the League of Assasins#He was friend with Bruce#He mostly works on Infiltration and Intel Gathering but still assassinated on occasion#He's a Ghost so death doesn't mean much to him#Danny is a little shit#Yes I made this entire post for that joke#This is not the first time Danny has done this#Its just the most public one#That's why Bruce is so unfazed at Danny#He has been refusing to pay Danny back for 15 Years#Its the entire reason he left the League when he did#At this point it's a matter of Principal#He will Never give Danny his money.#Never
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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!
#IF ITS NOT CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE POLL#I'm poking lighthearted fun at all the clearly biased polls that go around on this website#many of which were made by yours truly#e.g. the queer/not queer polls#like its tumblr. you are not looking at the general population#anyway its all in good fun ^_^#unreality
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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