#its HORRIBLE

[jubilationsart]

leave that crusty shit in the past!!! how is some 10 yr old stuff even on your radarr!!!

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

I need an AFTG AU where Neil, instead of hiding around and flying under the radar, decides once he gets to the foxes that the best way to make sure that nobody has a chance to get to him is to stay in the spotlight. He's a menace in interviews, he's very publicly a shithead, and he gains an absolute cult following.

It doesn't come naturally to him, it's a headache at best, but with some help from Allison and maybe Nicky, he posts his every location on Instagram and has his classmates reporting known sightings of him to the campus Yik Yak. He hates it, it makes him so grumpy and the foxes can't figure out why he does it for the life of them, but he can't mysteriously disappear or die in a car crash never to be heard from again if he's Collegiate Exy's redheaded darling.

In the end it puts one last barrier between him and impending death, the fact that he can't be taken out like old yeller if everybody and their mother can see his location on snap map.

[tekitothemagpie]

She just wanted to exist, man.

[sketchehm]

Mom still has friends working at united healthcare(nurses) and she was just told that they canceled the Christmas lunch the company provides because of the death and everyone is like....what the fuck why

"They need to save money"

My mom cackled and told them to get out of there stat

[nyaskitten]

Hearing that sometimes even adults have horrid nightmares about school is so funny... like school is longterm trauma huh? You cannot escape that shit ever huh?

[starving-marauder-lover]

was it casual when we wrote a fanfic basing the characters off of us and making them fall in love?

(it was a marauders fic)

[nutsackx]

what if darry was a soc? letterman jacket and short hair n all, would love to see it drawn!

drawing is dookie butt but I felt bad for taking so damn long 🔥🔥

[consistentscreaming]

okay so we are all familiar with the cover of Hamilton, right?

He's standing there with one arm raised, pointing towards the sky

and at first look, it's a power stance, he's defiant, he's confident

but if you think about it just a little bit more than that

at the end of the musical, at the end of his life,

when he is dueling burr,

where did hamilton point his gun?

he pointed it at the sky.

the cover pose is not a power stance.

[molliemoo3]

Commentators feeling the need to comment on drivers bodies is fucking ridiculous, please learn to shut the fuck up

[ralvezfanatic]

i js remembered some ralvez and moreid fics where Luke and Derek had internalized homophobia and now i need to find and read them again

[cowboylikedean]

my dash has become unusable again because of football season. I fear this will finally get me to cut the taylor swift fandom out of my online life if I have to do this every year

[ladynoirxadrinette]

NOTE TO ALL PPL

Don't swing tea packets like ladybugs yoyo. IT WILL DETATCH! You will drink tea grounds in your tea. I did this and the string broke. The tea packet unfolded and now I have tea gains in my tea.😭😭😭 Moral of the story:Don't swing tea packets by the string.

[kandidandi]

something about time blindness

[traggalicious]

CACKLING. CURSED CAT! ALASTOR FOR UR PERUSAL 😭😭😭

[padfootastic]

hey it’s me again lol

it’s been more than a year :(

any idea for the next FoD update?

my friend, i owe a great debt of gratitude to u *insert extremely dramatic bow and/or salute)*

since atleast January of this year, i have not been able to put a single word on paper. not for any of my wips, or headcanons, or even tumblr. it’s like the creative well had entirely dried up and it was so frustrating because i had many, many plans. FoD was the biggest one of them. no matter how many times i tried, i kept hitting the dreaded -writers block- and had no clue what to do. it didn’t help that i was not interacting w fandom in any sense, nor reading any new fics either.

however. this last month, i’ve been having a Time (negative), and fanfiction has been the only escape i could sustain. and then i see your ask. and i see your previous ask. and i read all the comments on FoD and the fic all over again.

and somehow, somehow!!! i sat down and wrote 5k in the last two days. i’ve been holding off on doing anything about it because i really don’t want to jinx it (and i wanted atleast 2 chapters written because i just know once the mania dies down, it’s very possible we’ll go back to a state of inaction lol) but also just. your ask. it’s been such an impetus for me to move my ass.

thank u so much <3 i’m going to upload the next chapter by tomorrow. it’s written. it’s….something, not what i’d originally envisioned but beggars can’t be choosers and all that. i’m a couple thousand words into the one after that and i really wanted to have it done as well so i could upload it a few days later but we shall see. atleast this one will go up.

once again, i’m so so grateful that u stuck on for so long and checked in with me, it means the absolute world.

[astarothva]

shindou takuto (i am projecting)

神童拓人