#ita so fucked up

[shima-draws]

[bibimbinge]

what kind of father encourages his sons to FIST FIGHT to solve their issues??? GMMTV continues to make me DESPISE the parents of the main characters.

[roughentumble]

ok wait lets think of some actual things yandere!logan would do since that post failed so badly while also being shoved in my face. like, for example, yandere are incredibly obsessive about the object of their affections, while logan has enhanced senses from his mutation, so it wouldnt be unreasonable to assume he'd obsessively steal articles of clothing and other personal effects that carry a scent, and smell them almost religiously until the scent faded, desperate for a little piece of his beloved that soothes his animal hindbrain

[doctor-cunt-phd]

Really getting invested in SGU but I gotta say, despite it being totally congruent and inline with the universe, seeing General "Silly is my middle name" O'Neill in this Uber Serious, Grimdark, Crushing-Reality-of-Being-Alone-in-Space Show just takes me Out of it everytime

[lecliss]

I guess the meds are gonna have to kick back in slowly cuz I had a dream I was lost in a cozy autumn neighborhood with Shaggy Rogers driving the car and he was freaking out and I was trying to calmly direct him around using a giant map in the sky. The neighborhood looked really nice but it was like low poly kinda.

[fuckmeyer]

Do u think Emmett likes sports? Because I get the vibe that he hates all sports except the ones he invented. LiKE the moment emmett sees a basketball rulebook he will become a serial killer

ooh GOOD question. agreed 100%; he doesn't like traditional sports. Emmett DOES enjoy competition, feats of strength, contact sports like wrestling, etc. so there's good reason to believe he enjoys games

if he DID play traditional spots, they would all have ~vampire flavor~ to make them more difficult. e.g., i could see him liking basketball if he, say, raised the basket to be above a vampire's jump vertical, redrew the court lines, made it a contact sport á la rugby, & replaced the basketball with a stone or a greased pig or whatever. for many traditional sports, i think Emmett would modify the rules until the "new" sport is vaguely reminiscent of the model

as a man with a thirst (hah!) for competition, i see Emmett making a sport out of anything. from something as simple as "race you to the ___" or "how many cougars can i bag in an hour," to something complicated with point systems & referees, Emmett channels the natural competitive drive of vampires into something healthy & fun. his games are a way to pass the time, bond with the fam, & channel any tense dynamics into a more cretive (nonviolent-ish) outlet.

while many of these games are one-offs, the Cullens likely play several original sports that they've refined over the decades. i could see them playing modified versions of wrestling, baseball, American football, capture the flag, ghost in the graveyard/kick the can, & some fucked-up complicated-ass Calvinball that always ends in fighting & the destruction of one or more load-bearing walls

[xluxsolarisx]

clawing at the edge of my enclosure at you..,, auuaAA auuaaghrvf asuugh aahbgsffdhnrd. you know how it is

raps at the glass of your enclosure despite warning signs saying not to because i want to see what will happen. because i am fundamentally curious. anyway yeah i do know how it is

[kerorowhump]

"Seeing you again brings back to my mind so many beautiful memories of the past..."

"When I grow up I'm going to become a conqueror of other worlds and other planets!"

"Then I'll become a policeman, that way I'll punish you for the hurt you'll cause in space!"

"I don't think you'll be able to stop me!"

"Wanna bet on it?"

[just-spacetrash]

realizing you have it so much worse than me. i forgot that northern countries get dark at like 4pm in the winter. i won't complain about the sunset at 7pm again (spoiled by living close to the equator)

next month itll SET at 3 in the afternoon..... we'll have altogether around 5-6 hours of daylight in a day for MONTHS,,,,,,,,,

[mishkakagehishka]

I'm being smart so i'm compiling my notes the moment i get home into a wip skripta but dear God do i not want to

[autisticsonic]

not me making an avatar sonic au

[donut-entendre]

Im so insane but the thing is the thing is right the ONE guy rvb doesnt have is a guy who giggles and laughs about a stpry he was told in HS by his paramedic teacher who sounded like jack black and was a 5 star chef no shit he was on shark week this man was crazy they do not have a guy who giggles and laughs about hearing the eorlds most fucked up HIPAA violation about a guy venting about seeing someone's stomach on the front grill of a semi truck in the same restraunt as the family of the victim

[nomaishuttle]

y roommate broguht a friend over like almost entirely unannounced (sent a text 1 minute b4 they came in the door) and like normally id be like Its fine dw but i was cooking down here and i havent cleaned yet and in the middle of eating so i cant just be like . i cant just leave bc itd seem like im like ewww my roommate. but also rheyre VERY VERY loudly talking abt sex which again is fine but alsl i literally dont know the friend and im not like in the convo at all but theyre just like. talking abt it in th living room and they cn like see me they know im here so i dont wanna be like Omg can you shut up but also like. i feel creepy for listening in but also i was down here and they just came in discussing it so idk

[q-kanbas]

i feel like im loosing my mind when did people collectively decide that ignoring known and established medical science and thousands upon thousands of well structured studies is progressive somehow

[mynameishedgehog]

ahh, love that ive been overthinking every single interaction ive had all month

[mauricemylittlemeowmeow]

"Hacchan this, Hacchan that. One would think that you're talking about a cute girl but it's just Halsin from BG3."