#it's? como se dice...annoying?!

[wish-i-were-heather]

I GOT 100 ON THE SPANISH TEST

[louwangji]

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[pupyuj]

the other nonie request…

now i miss big dick wony too :(

i need to be manhandle by her

remember this monumental day in diveland??? YEAH... WE FORGOT ABOUT THIS TOO QUICKLY, LET'S BRING IT BACK!!

rich bossy wony who likes to toy with you—her witty, annoying roommate who has quite the reputation as jang wonyoung’s personal… COMO SE DICE… pet! 🤭🤭 no literally bcs she could force you to wear a collar with her initials dangling in the middle for a day and you wouldn’t have a choice but to do it bcs she makes up for it with mind-blowing sex anyway 😵‍💫 she’s almost like a sugar mommy?? except that the only things she wants to spoil you with are lingerie and slutty clothes that she wants you to put on solely so she can rip them off of you 😭 and all you need to do to pay all that back is spread your legs and be a good girl for her :33

she does not gaf about you at all unfortunately! the only thing you’re good for in her eyes is sex and you know what, you’re fine with that bcs you also couldn’t care for her grumpy ass even if you tried! and all this animosity leads to a lot of hate sex 😭 like oh you’re not reciprocating her advances bcs you got shit to do?? nuh uh, that’s not allowed! you got home late and thus made wonyoung wait?? unacceptable! she rarely kisses you already and if you mess up it's all bites and stinging words... but you wouldn't say that you didn't like them of course 😋

probably loves it better if you turn out to have long hair bcs wony can just drag you around that away if she can't get you to wear those cute leashes that she spends her hard-earned money on just for you 🫣 nothing satisfies her ears more than hearing you wince or whine in pain whenever she just casually reaches over and pull your hair, sometimes even mockingly commending you for keeping it so healthy just for her 😣 it was definitely one of her main ways of getting her aggression out... other than fucking you senseless of course! she would see you stumbling about in the apartment drunk as hell at two-thirty in the morning and she wouldn't waste any time yelling profanities and degrading things to your face before dragging you to her bedroom by your hair bcs you couldn't keep your wasted ass mouth shut 😣😣

something better than completely tearing your clothes off of you is ruining them.. but still letting you wear them 😝 wonyoung likes the sight of your pretty little cotton candy pink blouse ripped open and missing a few buttons, your tights moderately ruined and your lingerie just barely pulled down to your knees while she has you bent over her bed taking her cock like the obedient living fleshlight that she molded you to be! 🫢 she enjoys it when you scream and moan her name freely in the air, loves it better when you try to move away from her just get some sense of control in the situation but eventually failing and just letting her use you... and sometimes she might even be successful in getting you to work yourself on her cock, sitting back and watching as you thrust yourself backwards into her..

AND THE MANHANDLING SO TRUEEEE wony might not look like it but she's freakishly strong 😭 most of the time when you're fucking, she really just does everything! even when she puts you in a position where you'd be on top, like cowgirl, she'd be holding your hips tightly and controlling your pace,, watching you fall apart above her brings her more pleasure than shooting her load inside your womb sometimes!

literally pretends that you don't exist on campus but as soon as she closes the door of your apartment she sticks to your side the entire day and you would see it as a thing if she wasn't constantly humiliating you in your ear and leaving reckless marks all over your body while making you cum all fucking night! wonyoung doesn't ever want to admit it but she's so fucking obsessed with you in the most disrespectful way possible 🤭

[aphcoolalters]

Alfred's ALTERS :DD

As everyone knows, Alfred suffers from DID, in this blog 7 Alters will be presented, 8 with Alfred, whom you can ask

ENGLISH

Dictator Pickles: Dictator Pickles was the first alter to manifest within Alfred, Created as a defense against abuse and abandonment, Although he appears cruel, his thirst for power and revenge hides a fragile ego and great insecurity, Behind his sarcastic and ruthless attitude In reality, he's just an idiot who hides his own weaknesses

School girl Alfie/ Alfie: Alfie was created so that Alfred could feel better and reaffirm that he deserves the compassion of others. However, when that compassion doesn't come through, Alfie gives it to herself. She inflicts pain on herself in order to provoke pity in those around her, although, curiously, she always seems to be happy and smiling, she is very kind to all the Alters, although deep down they make her a little uncomfortable

Lucifer: Lucifer is a deranged lover of corpses, he is crazy, do not take everything he says seriously because if it is not to annoy, he surely has a plan prepared for later, for that reason most Alters (not all) have Lucifer on the blacklist, not to say that they want to throw him off the 5th floor

Alfem: Alfem is the kindest, cutest, most tender and dumbest Alter of all, she doesn't worry about complex things, she just wants to be happy, she believes in true love, the magic of friendship, and all those stupid clichés, let's say that Alfem represents what Alfred will be like if he had been born a girl, but with everything multiplied x2

Alfred Christ: Another self-centered fool, but this time not unpleasant to others, Alfred Christ has so much in mind that he is the messiah who will free everyone from perdition that it is impossible for him to escape from his role. The others, especially Pickles and Lucifer, try to get on his nerves, why? because it's fucking fun

Dominatrix: Dominatrix is ​​often called a whore, yes she is, but it also doesn't need to be said. Curiously, she is the strongest Alter, which gives her a lot of advantage when fighting with someone, most of the time she is quite aggressive, if you are lucky you will find her distracted by something else that makes her calm, like singing, wow, she really sings well, ALL the female alters sing great, but Dominatrix thinks Alfie and Alfem are just stupid girls, even though she doesn't want to tell them that

Alfred Pim: This guy is a simpleton, he wants with all his might to find a pretty woman and stay with her, but he doesn't even know how to talk to one, he always ends up doing something stupid that makes him look ridiculous. But it's only like that when he tries to flirt with a woman. By this I mean that if you try to insult him, don't think that he will stand idly by

ESPAÑOL

Dictator Pickles: dictador Pickles fue el primer alter que se manifestó dentro de Alfred, creado como una defensa contra el abuso y el abandono. Aunque parece cruel, su sed de poder y venganza esconde un ego frágil y una gran inseguridad, detrás de su actitud sarcástica y despiadada. En realidad, él es simplemente un idiota que esconde sus propias debilidades

School girl Alfie/ Alfie: Alfie fue creada para que Alfred pudiera sentirse mejor y reafirmar que merece la compasión de los demás. Sin embargo, cuando esa compasión no se manifiesta, Alfie se la da a sí misma. Se inflige dolor a sí misma para provocar lástima en quienes la rodean, siempre parece estar feliz y sonriente, es muy amable con todos los Alters, aunque en el fondo la incomodan un poco

Lucifer: Lucifer es un trastornado amante de los cadáveres, está loco, no te tomes en serio todo lo que dice porque si no es para molestar, seguramente tiene un plan preparado para más adelante, por eso la mayoría de Alters (no todos) tienen a Lucifer en la lista negra, por no decir que lo quieren tirar de un 5to piso

Alfem: Alfem es la Alter más amable, linda, tierna y silly de todas, no se preocupa por cosas complejas, solo quiere ser feliz, cree en el amor verdadero, la magia de la amistad y todos esos clichés estúpidos, digamos que Alfem representa cómo sería Alfred si hubiera nacido niña, pero con todo multiplicado x2

Alfred Christ: Otro tonto egocéntrico, pero esta vez no desagradable para los demás, Alfred Christ tiene tanto en mente ser el mesías que liberará a todos de la perdición que le resulta imposible escapar de su papel. Los demás, especialmente Pickles y Lucifer, intentan sacarlo de sus casillas, ¿por qué? porque es jodidamente divertido

Dominatrix: A Dominatrix a menudo la llaman puta, sí lo es, pero tampoco hace falta decirlo. Curiosamente ella es la Alter más fuerte, lo que le da mucha ventaja a la hora de pelear con alguien, la mayoría de las veces es bastante agresiva, si tienes suerte la encontrarás distraída en algo más que la tranquilice, como cantar, wow. , ella realmente canta bien, TODAS las alters femeninas cantan muy bien, pero Dominatrix piensa que Alfie y Alfem son solo chicas estúpidas, aunque no quiere decirles eso.

Alfred Pim: Este tipo es un simp, quiere con todas sus fuerzas encontrar una mujer bonita y quedarse con ella, pero ni siquiera sabe hablar con una, siempre termina haciendo alguna estupidez que lo deja en ridículo. Pero sólo es así cuando intenta coquetear con una mujer. Con esto quiero decir que si intentas insultarlo no creas que se quedará de brazos cruzados.

[abarbaricyalp]

Seeing people complain about a slow fandom when they themselves are not even a lurker is-- como se dice-- fucking annoying

[altpersonacuzv0r3]

A naga, a prey and the devil

TW: Fatal vore, unwilling prey

(Something rushed, unorganized and superflous, that was also funny to make)

Whenever Teto is walking around the village's edges with his boyfriend, interwined hands and everything, he likes to tell nosy passersby "he is pregnant with my triplets" instead of the boring "he is a naga who has just eaten, so his prey is still in his first stomach". Smart people usually take the hint and the atmosphere is nice again. But some jerks simply don't understand. Most people decided to ignore his ridicolous words. Especially when they were so easily proven fake, it was obvious there was someone inside. Anyone would see the franctic movements, the strange bumps, and listen to the pleas amidst the stomach's groans.

Even if Teto knows how impresing his darling is, it is extremely annoying to find them staring while he, the boyfriend, is right there. Annoying enough that he wanted to help them live the whole oh-so-astonishing experience themselves. He knows it very well; first step to make them lower their guard is acting as he normally would. "Don't you belive me? I promise you it is true. What's more, come closer and check it yourself" Facing such affable expression and his reputation as a sweet boy, they joined the "joke". Commiting the very unfortunate mistake of entering grasping distance. Unknowingly, they ended up walking towards their end.

As always, they took the bait. Now, Teto's job was done. His naga would take care of the rest. Actually, it was as though the hunger switch within the crature had been flipped again. "Let me show you" it says while forcefully grabing the poor's bastard hand "You'll see it by yourself". With no chances against the strong arms pushing them inside the naga's mouth, they soon entered the esophagus, which dutifully delivered them to the stomach. Even from outside one could tell it was cramped, but the beast seemed content with the extra weight and pressure. It made a show of caressing its distended belly.

What a wonderful sight! Providing for his naga was such a nice feeling. His sweetheart seemed really pleased and for Teto there is absolutely nothing better than that (except getting rid of rude boyfriend stealers).

-A small distraction for today, cartoonish-

Borrador en Español, por si a alguien le interesa

Me parece increíble que, cuando Teto recorre las afueras de la aldea con su novio, él prefiera decir a los pasantes "es que está embarazado, son trillizos" en vez de "es una naga que acaba de comer y su presa apenas está en su primer estomago". Lo ha hecho siempre, suele ser suficiente para animar el ambiente. Pero los entrometidos no lo entienden. La mayoría de personas ignoran sus palabras absurdas. Es fácil desmentirlas cuando claramente pueden ver y escuchar a alguien moviéndose frenéticamente ahí dentro, suplicando por piedad en medio de los rugidos de tripas.

Si bien Teto sabe que su querido es impresionante, le irrita que se le queden viendo estando él, su novio, presente. Otro nombre a la lista negra. Si tanto les asombra, está dispuesto a ayudarlos a vivir la experiencia completa. Debe hacer que bajen la guardia, así que actúa como lo haría normalmente.

"¿De verdad no me crees? Anda, acércate y compruébalo" y ante su pinta de niño bueno, cualquiera pecaba de ingenuo. Sin saberlo, terminaban dando el paso hacia su ruina.

Una vez lanzado el anzuelo, la naga se encarga del resto. "Déjame mostrarte", dice mientras sujeta las manos del pobre diablo. ¡Fantástico! Su amado parece muy complacido, y no hay cosa que Teto disfrute más (excepto deshacerse de patanes molestos).

[hockeyandhrsepwr]

Summer Break

Je T'aime Series

F1 Driver x Jack Hughes

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[sluttysnowangel666]

sorry i had to turn off my anon asks bc ppl were just getting a little tewwwww como se dice… annoying. at the end of the day this is my writing, not all of my characters will fall on one trope, if someone requests a character a certain way i’m still gonna end up doing the story however i want and however will lead to the best written outcome, whether that’s how my fanon character is or not . pls refer to my cregan stories to see how vastly different he can be written by me.

my asks are still open for requests/ head cannons so if you have any i ask that you please send them and i will still keep you anonymous and not post ur ask(unless stated otherwise )

hopefully this is just for the meantime bc i like having anon asks open. ty for understanding ❤️

[nevalizona]

Cannot stop thinking about Aldridge and Lincoln interacting. If we're going off the game, Lincoln and John interact A LOT (for obvious reasons sksksksk) but like I just wanna know how Aldridge and Lincoln would get along, and interact. How they are casually? How are they when they're annoyed? Or even when they feel more como se dice... like teasing each other? They'd have to get along to some extent ya know and I just UGH I wanna see it so bad grrrrr

[sonyclasica]

RUDY MANCUSO

MÚSICA: ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK

Milan Records publica MÚSICA (ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK) con música del director, coguionista y protagonista de la película, RUDY MANCUSO. Disponible ya en todas partes, el álbum contiene temas originales escritos por Mancuso para su película semiautobiográfica, que el multihomónimo caracteriza como un "musical antimusical".

Consíguelo AQUÍ

A diferencia de los musicales tradicionales, Mancuso quería que la película entrelazara a la perfección su música con los diálogos y los sonidos diegéticos, lo que llevó al equipo de rodaje a interpretar y grabar la mayor parte de la música en directo en el plató, en lugar de en un estudio. La música rinde homenaje a menudo a la herencia brasileña de Mancuso, con tambores de samba y la cuica creando un paisaje sonoro inspirado en la bossa nova y el funk brasileño. La colección resultante de 18 canciones refleja la rica y vibrante banda sonora de la vida y la carrera de Mancuso. MUSICA se acaba de estrenar en Prime Video - mira el tráiler.

Sobre la banda sonora, RUDY MANCUSO dice: "Tuvimos la idea de utilizar la música y el cine y contar historias de una manera que nunca habíamos visto. Está sucediendo, está entrelazada con el diálogo y la historia. No es una separación. Juega con las convenciones diegéticas y no diegéticas: ¿Es la partitura lo que estoy oyendo o está sucediendo en la escena?".

ACERCA DE MÚSICA

Basada en el escritor, director y estrella Rudy Mancuso, Música es una historia de amor que sigue a un aspirante a creador con sinestesia, que debe enfrentarse a un futuro incierto, mientras navega por las presiones del amor, la familia y su cultura brasileña en Newark, Nueva Jersey.

MÚSICA (ORIGINAL MOTION PICTURE SOUNDTRACK)

TRACKLISTING –

1. DINER

2. CHANGE YOUR WAYS (feat. Andy Muschietti)

3. SHIT

4. FISH MARKET

5. IRONBOUND FAIR

6. THE PARK

7. BUS RIDES

8. CHANGE IS GOOD (feat. Andy Muschietti)

9. MARIA'S SALON

10. HOSPITAL

11. RHYTHM OF LIES

12. ISABELLA

13. CHANGE THE CHANGE

14. LOSER MONTAGE

15. I'M A BITCH (feat. Diego The Puppet)

16. ISABELLA (Reprise)

17. WHY IS EVERYONE ANNOYING? (feat. Diego The Puppet)

18. MÚSICA

SOBRE RUDY MANCUSO

Rudy es un director de cine con varios sobrenombres que está trabajando en su primer largometraje, MÚSICA. Rudy dirigió, co-escribió, protagonizó, y compuso la música para la película que se establece en Amazon con Wonderland Producing. Músico autodidacta, Mancuso ha publicado cinco singles, ha actuado como telonero de Justin Bieber en su Brasil natal durante la gira Purpose World Tour, ha actuado en el emblemático Hollywood Bowl para la película Coco Live-To-Film Concert Experience de Disney Pixar y ha incorporado canciones e instrumentos a sus vídeos de YouTube. Como director, ha creado dos impresionantes vídeos musicales de una sola toma para "Celoso" y "Bloqueo" de Lele Pons, así como "Stories From Our Future", una colaboración única con Netflix. Ya sea a través de la música, la comedia de sketches u otro medio, Rudy Mancuso es un narrador nato comprometido con la difusión de la alegría a millones de personas en todo el mundo.

 Sony Music Masterworks abarca los sellos Masterworks, Sony Classical, Milan Records, XXIM Records y Masterworks Broadway. Para recibir información y actualizaciones por correo electrónico visita www.sonymusicmasterworks.com/

[unidentifiedfuckingthing]

como se dice peeved that when i switched from gel to injections i asked if we could do weekly instead of biweekly or monthly because i was concerned about the impact of hormone cycling on my health and she was like oh yeah of course! :D and then i go to get my injection and she set me up for biweekly and here on week 2 i havent been able to sit up for any amount of time without pain and i can only remember like half of my vocabulary and i so caught in simple tasks that it takes minutes of hard thought to remember things like "whats the next step to going to the bathroom" and "after deciding what to eat i have to go to the fridge and get it". i dont know if it was a clerical error or she forgot or she actually decided to lie to me but this is actually a very important medication to me so im fucking annoyed at the consequences of going without it for reasoms completely out of my control

[mssapphire]

yo quiero que los taradoprogres me expliquen bien por qué van de defensores de la humanidad al mismo tiempo que le tienen un desdén absoluto a toda la gente que no piense como ellos.

like, de verdad me van a decir en serio que en el año de nuestro señor 2022 todavía hay gente por ahí que necesita "ser concienciada" sobre el cambio climático como si no lleváramos dos generaciones enteras (y contando) recibiendo educación al respecto desde el colegio?

y que además esta gente que al parecer está unaware del cambio climático y por eso necesita ver a unos niñatos lanzándole una sopa a un cuadro, no está lo suficientemente educada para saber de la crisis medio ambiental pero sí para saber lo que es un cuadro de van Gogh y ofenderse por todo el percal. right.

are these people who are unaware of climate change here in the room with us right now?

Sin debatir sobre su eficacia, también estoy viendo gente defender el activismo "to raise awareness" (y nada más), pero al mismo tiempo decir que los activistas no tienen por qué educar a nadie porque la gente tendría que buscarse la vida.

Y no olvidemos el comentario más sustancioso de todos: es que los ricos, joer, que tienen la culpa de todo. ammrite? (qué ricos? por qué tienen la culpa de todo? cuáles son las relaciones entre ricos - poder - capital - cambio climático? eso no se responde porque ya tendrías que saberlo).

Qué casualidad que todos los takes acaban concluyendo que todos los que no piensen como ellos son unos sheepl que necesitan ponerse a pensar en las cosas (no como ellos, que ya lo tienen todo pensao y son unos iluminaos pero no esperen que vengan a explicarnos nada porque ya eso es cosa de cada quien).

ok 👌

qué perecita, de verdad. sobre todo los expertos con plataforma que ya tendrían que ponerse a trabajar un rato y explicar las cosas bien para ejercer como divulgadores que son. ah no, que ellos no están aquí para educar sino que son hablapaja profesionales. got it.

[sangreluxuria-moved]

klaus when he literally refers to his siblings as “brother/sister” more than their ... idk ... actual names.

[panamanianturkeyfighting]

y’all be like: “look at this frame. Naruto LOVED sakura when he was thirteen.” like bitch and I LOVED ross lynch. and he’s OLD NOW. and KINDA UGLY. what’s ur point?

[lapdecker]

u capture the peak essence of the Annoyed By Lucifer™ starter pack and i love it

* beep beep how’s my portrayal?

jslkdfjksdl chloe is so done with him it’s amazing tYSM ANGEL ILY

[nevalizona]

Been thinking about the early days of Genevieve and Connor dating, which just led me to think about what kind of guy Connor is when he first starts liking a lady.

I think he tends to get a little... como se dice... "attached"/"possessive" (for lack of better words) early on. He sees a lady he likes. He's gotta at least talk to her and figure her out. He's charismatic, so he knows how to talk to her, but he does come on strong (always has). If she's into that great, they can keep talking. If not, she can go her own way, even if it does annoy him a little. His ego is big, and he's always been a teensy bit weird about being rejected ever since a girl he liked in high school and then another one when he was in college turned him down.

He's easy enough to talk to, even if slightly off-putting. He has a nice smile, and I think ladies really appreciate that/notice it right off the bat. He is a bit dated when it comes to some of his beliefs about men and women, so that could be a major turn-off, I suppose. But that usually doesn't rear its ugly head until at least a date or two. Either way, I don't think he has too hard of a time dating, but he very much prefers being in a relationship.