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They redid the bios on the killer klowns website btw

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So much attitude and personality in these new clips. Looks like a TV show.

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Girls night girls night girls night -

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All right, let's talk about some Klown lore -

Lackeys are adolescent/young Klowns. The concept art has baby klown chambers hooked up to generators, so cocoon juice helps boost their maturing? Another reason to invade or just a perk?

Chubby and Fatso are outright stated to be brothers (and material lists other Klowns as having siblings) so while all baby Klowns mostly appear to be tossed together in big broods, Klowns at least know who they're related to. One joking social media post mentioned 'human parental unit' so we don't know if Klowns have parents or are just raised in groups.

I think I heard during a dev stream (when they were talking about the boat escape) that Klowns cannot swim.

According to the creators (who attended a stream) The women trapped in balloons in the movie do NOT get transformed into Klownettes. Men, women and children get trapped in balloons too for later. Everybody gets equal treatment.

Wesker Newton refers to Klowns as 'fumble fingers' and clumsy. That and humans are nimbler, able to vault and climb through windows. Klowns may be more durable, but humans may be more dexterous.

The bigger and stronger a Klown is, the higher in the hierarchy they seem to be.

Klowns do eat each other. At least Klownzilla does. And the Chiodo Brothers mention that fellow Klowns aren't safe from pranks and shadow puppets - as long as it's funny, it goes. That said, a Klown is probably more likely to survive a prank from another Klown.

Klowns can be resurrected in-universe (at least in the game) after having their nose popped, courtesy of resurrection machines. Which would probably explain why the invasion is still going strong after the humans figured out such a big weakness and why they haven't been wiped out.

Klowns do get distracted by pretty humans. Or maybe just confused.

Klowns do sometimes eat human snacks like burgers and pies. (In old promotional material.)

Wesker Newton said Klownettes ‘suck the life out of you’. And have other unseen tools like propeller beanie hats that control your mind, probably why Rudy grabbed a bunch at the Drug Store.

Wesker stole Klown technowledgy, reverse engineered it, and linked humans up to it to teleport/resurrect.

Klowns show up on April 1st, which probably made it easier for the government to cover up past invasions. The most recent one is less a visit and more a full-scale takeover.

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do you ache? have you ached? will you ache? when will you ache?

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How could I almost forget? Today is my beloved Gracie's birthday! Technically, by now, her story is said and done, and I hope she is surrounded by people who love and support her🫶

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She's sooooo pretty!!!!! I think this is her hot weather outfit aha. But Ivy Nicole, forever a star to ME🗣

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dawg i think my body is decomposing with me inside

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does anyone else feel sooooo crazy and insane but in the most boring way possible

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Rita Carreira at Patbo SS 24

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(by saralatif)

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“ perverts “ — filet crochet by me

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Rodeo Clown even... maybe... perhaps

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IF IT'S A VICTIM, I WANT HIM TO BE A MEXICAN BULLRIDER‼️ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE‼️

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IF IT'S A VICTIM, I WANT HIM TO BE A MEXICAN BULLRIDER‼️ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE‼️

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Ahhh I just can't stop thinking about the possible new Victim or Family Member ahhhhhh it would be fun if they both are rodeo adjacent but I doubt they both will be. I think a Family Member would be cooler but I'll take a cowboy!Victim as well!

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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Holy Cross Monastery