#it's very quaint

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts Union χ - Daybreak Town

[bsptourist]

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created by jaems

[canisalbus]

Would Machete be supreme at skating like an absolute angel of movement, or would choas be imminent?

[When I saw these boots I instantly thought of him :') ]

I think it's likely he'd be on the more awkward side, he's anything but athletic. The again, he managed to adjust to wearing high heels and I like to think he's become remarkably surefooted and graceful with them (to the point he feels a bit out of sorts without them), so it's not like he has no sense of balance or proprioception whatsoever. If he really wanted to skate well he would be able to learn.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

From the same Storm mini-series 🥹

THE FAM 🥺

[relaxxattack]

Andrew Hussie's notes on Mindfang's journal. Specifically referring to the relationship between her and Dualscar; the strange amount of faith and secrets¹ they trusted each other to guard their "mutually cherished rivalry"², the pride and enjoyment that they seem to get out of their relationship³, the fact that they consistently refer to each other as "lovers"⁴, and the fact that their relationship ending causes Mindfang to claim that "her heart has been broken, and that she no longer smiles upon him"⁵.

[sicklyseraphnsuch]

Hubris Thy Name is Relatable

If the gods are "just like everyone else", why do folks keep getting punished for presuming to stand on equal grounds with them? The divide between divinity and mortals was not placed there by the mortals.

Thinking that the average overpowered mortal is on the same level as a god is exactly the thought process that brought the great wizard cities to their knees. The gods will prove you wrong and swiftly.

Like remember when Laeryn was like, "the only thing dividing us from the gods is that they have a different zip code" and the general reaction was, "your hubris machine madame". To turn around now and say, that in Exandria, "it would be very easy to mistake a 20th level adventurer with a god" - is not true. the gods will tell you this themselves.

sure, dnd as a medium for storytelling is doubling as a power fantasy so the players can achieve godhood if their dm wants that for them. but thats not the story matt is telling. matt is very much telling - there are gods and they are So Much Bigger Than You.

To ask, "well how much power makes a god" - easiest way to find out? challenge a god.

the mortals are inherently barred from touching divinity. ergo divinity is not like mortals. youre not gonna ask the wildmother for a cup of sugar, youre not gonna knock on the arch heart's door to sell him girl scout cookies. ludinus is an OP motherfucker, keyleth is an OP motherfucker. but defeating them does not make a godslayer. because as far as this world is concerned, gods cannot be slayed.

As an aside: this has nothing to do with what should or should not be done with the gods, if the gods are even a problem to be solved, if theres a a better way to exist with divinity - this is not that post. this is a post about how divinity has so far defined themselves.

youve heard of respect my pronouns. get ready for my levels arent on the fucking chart my good bitch. and you gotta respect that.

[child-of-hurin]

Pause for breaking news re. something cute abt Americans: they really do say "uh-oh!"

[mc-260627]

Wistfully thinking about fat dragon Friday like that rage comic of the guy shedding a single tear from getting nostalgic about being on the computer

[revvethasmythh]

there is something incredibly novel about walking up to a merchant that's just. a spirit wisp. hello ball of energy, i would like to give you spirit currency to purchase a real physical ring please. and it works

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

RiAAU Sasha's complicated relationship with her adoptive parents, Percy and Braddock, stems from an awkward mixture of unconditional love, resentment over their inability to protect her from Grime in her childhood, and their fear of what she's become.

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Christmas Town

[loudmound]

do you think jim is too pretty or still the right amount of "ugly" like james was in the original? i personally have a hard time gauging such.

[darcyolsson]

the concept of city of rights here in the netherlands will never not be funny to me. you're only allowed to call your village a city if you have city rights. how do you get city rights? well you had to get them back in the middle ages when they were still available. obviously. it's way too late now and there's no way to get them anymore. as a result this means towns with 30 inhabitants are formally counted as cities while cities with over 196.000 inhabitants are formally counted as villages. phenomenal system

[pollenallergie]

i applied for a community outreach job at a zoo today and like… do i not have a bachelor’s degree? yes. is that required? yes. do i not have a driver’s license? yes. is that required? the listing didn’t say anything, but when i applied, it sure did ask for one. but do i have experience with animal handling and community outreach in the natural sciences? yeah, a lil bit. so do i think i can fake it til i make it? yeah, yeah i do.

[orallech]

LIED. I need him. I NEEED HIM. And I want an official translation so bad. She’s living my dream that should be MEEEEEEE

[syrupyyyart]

Its exciting to finally actually be working on Motley, but it's also astronomically frustrating because I wanna Get Into The Good Stuff so BAD