#it's the nurses who do everything

[nobodybetterlookatme]

how do you not know what doctors do??

I mean I know what they do in general, but specifically ER physicians, no I have genuinely no idea what they do when they're not performing a specific procedure on a patient lmao

[drumlincountry]

This is going to sound so stupid but I only today realised that a significant number of people like....look down on retail & service industry work.

[tyranitarkisser]

Nurse Mituna?! Do you trust her....

[boxwinebaddie]

so, you're telling me....

( tw for unc nina med trauma/its-on-para-siGHT-bitch! )

***update:

that the past 2-3 weeks of hell i spent fighting for my goddamn fucking life alone in my room, tearing my body apart to try and keep it together, those abrasions and tears creating openings for worse things to burrow in along side the original things, thinking i figured out what i have only to realize the parasite was not done forming, new stuff forming while that was happening like i was a goddamn petri dish, having to spend every hour of every day doing research to find out what was wrong with me bc my family wouldnt believe me

and thought i was a psychotic basket-case and that even after four traumatic trips to the er, the doctors were still not fucking listening to me, told me i was sunburned and needed to be sedated, to take my chill pills, taking antibiotic after antibiotic, my hair coming out, my skin turning red and yellow, that shit not curing me, that shit actually making me worse??? that shit literally chemical burning me, that shit making me weaker than i was when i was a 14 year old freshman in high school, that fucking evil mystery diagnosis hive mind about to send a ectoparasites into my fucking heart and lungs and shit,

with me literally ready to FUCKING DIE...

could all have been over in one hour, after i promised myself i would not do any more research and just let it happen, happened to stumble upon the right parasite that presents identically to the one that i was told ( loose term, they didn't test me ) / thought i had...

but when smothered with VasoFUCKINGLine...

IS KILLED INSTANTANEOUSLY.

[sheila--e]

For every rabid la squadra fan I'm there sawing melones head off and biting off formaggios fingers. Mr electric send their asses to HELL

[excelsior9173]

should’ve been a roadie when i had the chance…

contract company rolled through my city last year and had an orientation at our local arena… i was going to go and then got stuck with a bunch of work at my current job

i think that will forever be the opportunity i will feel the most regret over not taking

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[bonnissance]

so i went in blind for the dw 60th specials besides donna returning (amazing incredible stupendous) but now there's only one left and ive seen cast lists and now im like: does this mean, that donna noble, and kate stewart, might interact? in front of my eyes???

if they do im going to eat my tv screen. cronch it like humbugs.

[bitchfitch]

my mother is entering my cat and mule in a charity pet costume contest benefitting a doctor's without borders style group of nurses. The mule is going to be dressed up as Jesus, and the cat a cardiologist bc his name is Cardio-Vascular-Health and I think that would be funny

this is he:

the competition is primarily going to be voted on by nursing students and faculty. so folk who will not be wigged out by an anatomically correct heart, but who still might fall into a more normy aesthetic preference group.

The heart will be done in crochet either way bc I can't be fucked to spend more than 30 minutes on it.

[z0mbride]

performed my first postmortem care like 30 minutes ago hoopla

[hiddenbeks]

hi im still alive and finally getting better !!!

[soft-serve-soymilk]

More random head children musings (aside from the really sad one because that deserves better than a throwaway post):

Honestly I think it’s very fortunate that Dism’s team isn’t *entirely* comprised of lucid dreamers.

[davekatzdefensesquad]

12•10•23 || I lived, bitch

Ate some pretty good toast and my doctor really tried to draw what he did to get my gallbladder out. He almost thought about sending me to another hospital bc of a tricky gallstone lodged in the bile duct.? Anyway, I’m in pain, but this time it’s for a good reason. Got a visit from my husband and he’ll be back later to hopefully bring me home if this pain is better. If not, it’s one more night of channel surfing and egg salad sandwiches. No real complaints here. I’m just glad that fucker is out.

[confinesofmy]

my littlest cousin is very sick with some sort of upper respiratory for like the 20th time in his very short little life. 😢 it's so hard not to mentally backseat parent in a situation like this. at least his mom is always quick with the doctor's visits, that makes me feel better at least.

[nerdie-faerie]

One of the 'essential' supplies we were given in the health centre was a water gun, and I absolutely abuse the privilege of having one

[lucyvaleheart]

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