#it's soooooooooooooooo cringe

[poguniversity]

god macgyver is so ass they really be saying "epic fail" and "hashtag x" in the year of our lord 2016

[neilphen]

starts rocking back and fourth because all of my favorite musicians are dead or retiring/retired and i cant see them live and ill never see them live

[salt-n-salt]

I. really love your art style and it would be so fun to see my farmer Cringefail w harvey in your style lmaooo she’s very cringe and fail, the dumbest farmer ever, is deeply uncomfortable w her feelings for him and says fuck a lot

TEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEE I LOVE UR FARMERRR !!!! SHE IS SO CUTE AND GOOPY !!!!!!!!!!! i love that she’s so mad abt her feelings thats soooooooooooooooo 😋 girl of her🥹🥹

[happypotato48]

Cherry Magic TH: The Dreaded Big 3 0, The V Card, And L O V E.

disclaimer: this post gonna draw a lot from my personal experience. buckle up ya'll, this gonna get cringe and sappy.

Soooooooooooooooo, i'm a gay man who still a virgin and will turn 30 this year. i swear to satan if i'm not getting a magic power on my birthday i'm gonna be so mad.

now let me gush over how much cherry magic th work so much better for me as a show about a 30 virgin than the jp version. as much as i loved the jp version there is something undeniably frustrated about how that show depicted intimacy to me, i even joke tweeted when i finished it and a couple other jp bls that i want to fly to japan and suplex someone who won't show these gays kisses.

i view cherry magic as a story about someone who is scared and reluctant about love and intimacy because he stuck in his way of thinking, of how he undeserving of love just cause he view himself lesser than peers his age. so when the jp version barely showed adachi and kurosawa being intimate even in the movie after they worked and grew so much to love each other. it left sour taste in my mouth on a show i love dearly, and then come achi and karan, the kiss on the rooftop, the bed scene that left me breathless. this is how you do it!

as someone who only been romantically intimate with one person in my entire life and still have some aversion to physical intimacy. i imagine when i met and work hard to love and be with someone. i would behave like achi, scare as hell but will do anything to show the person i love how much they're meant to me.

there's two sayings that come to my mind when i watch this show. first "only when you start loving yourself that you'll be able to love others." and "when others start loving you that when you learn to love yourself." i don't think either of these phrases are right or wrong. maybe achi start to changed himself after he received external love from karan, but i think that changing yourself is an act of love to those around you and especially to yourself. achi changed because he acknowledged that he deserved to be love by both himself and karan.

i'm forever grateful for the th version for giving me the catharsis of this relationship. how not just love itself but the acts of love that changed both achi and karan for the better. sometime bls in general will tell you that characters are meant to be togerther while do the bare minimum. cherry magic show that it's words, actions, and how much you willing to fight for your relationship that matter.

[obsessedwhim]

Office Time

You were ecstatic to hear that Ichigo would soon be spending some quality time in the Seireitei with his dear friends and probably training, which was always an inevitable option.

Though his arrival was in a few days you were bursting with glowing nervous energy, not that he was aware of your lowly sixth-seat self but man! You sure were aware of him!

Not only was he the courageous Hero who saved your home more times than you have fingers, but he was also kind, interesting and.. and... soooooOOOOOoooooo a t t r a c t i v e !

So tall and cool, you could barely look at him whenever Ichigo had somehow made it near your vicinity. Not to mention his intimidating Zanpakuto, shaped unlike any sword you had ever seen!

The first time you saw him in person was... admittedly- seeing Yoruichi pick up the youngster after his defeating of The One and Only Kenpachi Zaraki, Capitan to Squad Eleven.

She watched for a moment as you and your squad mates rushed to the scene of the crime and after that, it's like the bright burn of his hair scorched itself into the very wrinkles of your brain. Burning brighter with every thought that passed through your simple little scull.

There was this one time when you had to make a house call to a Lieutenant and the ginger just happened to be there. You kept quiet and tried so hard to keep your eyes on the bandages before you, but then a shadow covered the sunlight you needed and so, you glanced up with a question in your throat only to swallow said question like a cold rock once you saw it was the legendary Kurosaki, leaning over you with a curious stare. Sunlight glowing from behind him as if he were some sort of stunning.. glowy.. person- thing...

"Oh, hey there" he flickered his eyelids in blissful innocents, as if not sure if you were a person or not. Not that you've been acting like a normal person since noticing his spiritual energy which surrounded you like water, as though you had somehow sunk to the very bottom of the deepest lake- oddly, very much like a suffocating hug. You wondered what pressure Ichigo would use on you with his bare hands, not that he would, but say he would...

Before any more lude thoughts were able to flush the blood to your cheeks you blinked and began packing your things away quickly "Welp, that's all the help I can give ya Renji, stay well- be safe! Byyeeeee!"

With a medical box underarm, the smallest of the three ran out of a nearby door and hoofed it over the first garden wall you came across. Leaving both males blinking in your wake.

Though the memory itself was keeping you awake at bedtime with wave after wave of cringe, seeing his eyes up close- the way you could recall the different layers of brown in his almond-shaped gaze and still feel his room temp breath fanning on you from above- it was all worth it. The strange smell he emitted clung to your nostrils, but you being you enjoyed the odd scent coming from him, which you learned later on was a human realm aftershave.

Would it be weird if you bought it? That's weird, right? No... is it?

Whatever, because now was the time to completely indulge yourself in your work, with Hanataro off sick for the next couple of days you were chomping at the bit to get rid of this mountain of paperwork. You couldn't take all these tumultuous emotions and so it was time to forget all about 'em and focus on the perfect piles you had created, both alphabetically and essentiality wise.

It was perfect! Just you, this warm cup of tea and a wonderful breeze that drifted through the window. Nothing would take you away from your office space on this day!

Letting out a slow breath you sat at your desk, flickering through a handful sheets until a few squad mates ran by your open window, glancing at the outside world while black uniforms blurred past the square opening. The stampede pulled the forms you held to your chest in a strong rush of air and the white reports danced across the moving flashmob of rushing Reapers.

"No!" You reached after the vanishing articles, going limp and accepting your fate for now with a wince "Those were the forms to confirm public bathrooms..."

"Here" a hand held out a crumpled pile "I dunno if I got 'em all, but.. This is what I was able to get"

You felt it as soon as he held out those crumpled papers, his pouring energy washing over your skin as if the very sun itself took a moment out of its day to shower you with that good ol' fashioned Vitamin C, trying to ignore your burning flesh you held out shaky hands with a bowed skull "T-thank you, you.. didn't have too"

Though you couldn't see it, Ichigo's shining eyes widened and he near dropped the pile into your little hands before clearing his throat "Naaah, it's.. no problem" he scratched the side of his head before realising you weren't moving.

"Yooou uh, you okay there?" the local Hero quirked a brow as you took a moment to quietly whimper to yourself "I... can't move"

Ichigo bent his knees and squatted before you, glancing up through his lashes and the strands of your hair it was becoming increasingly harder to breathe normally, he was absolutely breathtaking, even more so than you thought from all the distances you'd seen the wonderful Kurosaki form, from all angles. Which was rather annoying at this point in time, but oh well.

Your lungs squeezed at the window corner internally slicing you in half and Ichigo chuckled as blood filled your cheeks "You want some help?" he questioned, grinning widely and you couldn't help but hold what little breath you were getting.

Keeping his eyes matched with yours the male grabbed the scruff of your uniform and lifted you back into your office window all while your fingers shredded the at sheets mercilessly as you imagined his strong hand wrapped around your throat instead.

"Well.." Ichigo turned with a salute, not letting you see his blush rise at how light you were, he could just pick you up and take you away from here "See you 'round"

And there he left you, before anything could register through your shocked being but still that strange aftershave drifted through you and proceeded to stay with you for the rest of your office time.

[nwarrior777]

i saw a thing which triggered my "OH MY GOD I WAS SO CRINGE AND AWFUL PERSON AND DID SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE SHIT IN A VERY CRIIIIIIIIINGE WAY UNTILL MY EARLY TWENTIES I NEED TO WRITE A POST WITH APOLOGIES EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW MY SINS" vs "dude, chill, you was torturing yourself for that for years, you are fucking 25 now can you relax your ass" 2 braincells fight in my brain man it's 2 a.m. brain can i get a fucking rest. so yeah. if someone think that i am angel in the flash who do only good things and never make mistakes - untill my ~19 (i took braking point winter of 2017 when i was sent urgently to mental hospital) i was fucking horrible person (i don't mean like the bottom places in the chart of the horrible things but meh still pretty horrible). But now the purpose of my life is to be good person and i am trying the best i can. I think i had some progress in this, but it's important to understand that you will never be perfectly good - it's never ending goal. You can only try every day, day by day. And it's fine! A, oh, yeah. What's why you can't argue with your conservative dad about shit. He is like. 50-70? It took me around some years to stop constantly stressing about my shitty past and moving on in my twenties. Imagine if that old guy will realize that all his life was wrong. His mind will fucking explode ugfshuhtsu anyway, back to me so like yeah, i just wanted to leave this confession on my social media, i think it's important. or idk. i have a little mania episodes every time i came home from work now and i always want to talk talk talk before sleep. maybe i will regret posting this tommorrow but, ma god, i wanted to post it tooooo long ago. love you guys

[thelifeofizzy]

Boy issues😒

Life is soooooooooooooooo annoying sometimes!!!! I've been in high school a while now and...problems. {{{(>_<)}}}

Like before NO boy would every like like me and NOW all of a sudden I'm the one who has the most "secret admirers" and its a LOT to deal with. There's only one boy who I actually care for but I don't want to make it public cos' that would cos MEGA problems between a bunch of the guys :( Most of the boys are either really immature or they just make........... interesting jokes sometimes and. Not to sound annoying but boys who act like that make me lowkey wanna cringe. >_<

I never talk about this to anyone but I think it helps that this is completely anonymous.

Just to note I'm writing this late at night (or early in the morning???) cos I can't sleep sooo yeah.

Anyway i should probably go cos i have hw due for Wednesday

BYEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! o(*^▽^*)┛💗💗💗💗💗💗

[dvsconocvdo]

Noel: uummmmmmm get fucked??????? Noel: NOT IN THE KTICHEN FLOOR?? HELLOOO???? WHY AREN T U IN THE HOSPITAL??? Noel: please even if you are reincarnated a thousand times you'll remember me because you love me so much so like try again Noel: aren't you in the clan? or are you still holding out?? i am losing my mind Noel: i can pay your hospitla bill i swear julian i'kl fcking kill you myself if you keep being this way Noel: WHY DID U STOP REPLING??? HELLO????? IM IN HISTL Noel: heLLO? Noel: ure missng iut they gave me some meds and things feel floaty (some time later) Noel: you are out of your fucking mind and i am giving you a new fucking crypt just to clown you for eternity Noel: DID YOU SCARE THE OLD LADY????? WHATS WRONG WITH U? Noel: ok but are the bullets out??? i cant with you Noel: honestly a thigh injury isnt metal it's actually cringe so try agan Noel: the fact that you cn heal and I'm here with an arm injury until the next full moon, once again, I am petitioning to bite you so the universe balances itself out this is soooooooooooooooo unfair dude I'm too sexy to be out of work for a week

Julian: wow Julian: WOW Julian: here I am, bleeding out on my kitchen floor, and you are LAUGHING? Julian: what is friendship, I do not know thy name Julian: Oh cruel world take me out NOW Julian: Dude I work at the local art shop, I don’t have insurance 💀 and I lost all my money. Doctors are expensive. I’ve got tweezers and a kitchen knife. I’ll figure this out Julian: right? (some time later) Julian: So I’ve been informed by my landlady who found me lying on my kitchen floor — NOT crying — that I did not get shot in the ass but in my thigh. But that’s ass-adjacent right? Isn’t all of that area just ass? Julian: please don’t laugh at me, I’m wounded 😢 My ego, I mean. Obvs I heal 😎