#it's so funny to me

[raticalshoez]

I miss Team BEST and their dysfunctional swag

[rafwci]

I love making these

[kairithemang0]

can't believe Trump got shot on the 10 year anniversary of the last day of dashcon

[draculagerard]

Things spn did without consulting Jensen Ackles:

Throwing him on shards of real glass

Dousing him with lube on a regular basis

Trapping him in an attic with sixty thousand live bees

Putting him in a house that was actually on fire (on the first episode)

Things spn did only after making sure Jackles was cool with it:

Making Cas gay and in love with Dean

[jonathanbyersphd]

I love that like canonically Steve kept the NDA longer than Nancy and Jonathan. Like Mr. Popular really said I'm not saying SHIT and the other two were like we're gonna tell EVERYONE

[spoilerssweetie13]

Avoid your ex like Christopher Eccleston avoids everything Doctor Who.

[mystycalypso]

I love that this is something Venomous does, even before his mutation. I sadly don't have the screenshot rn (Maybe I'll edit it in when I have access to my computer)

But the face Laser makes seeing the donut shop get shrunk-teleported is a perfect example of this.

As for Venomous, some lovely examples for y'all

[skywerse]

[shotmrmiller]

You those videos of dads showing their babies their face after they shave their beards and the baby starts crying? That’s ghost, except the baby is so used to him wearing a skull mask/baclava that the one time he holds her without his mask on she just start screeching her head off and trying to wiggle out his arms.

that's bub whenever she sees soap too. full blown panic because soap be tossing her around like she's a volleyball

[interstellarlyinlove]

Obscuro (April 3rd)

Word count: 511

@wolfstarmicrofic

“I drove all the way to our house before I realised that’s not where I wanted to go,” Remus says instead of ‘hello’, putting his keys on the designated tiny leaf-shaped plate near the Potters’  front door and the takeout on the kitchen counter. “I was in a trance the entire time, I think. So weird.”

“This is actually making me kind of annoyed,” Sirius says instead of ‘welcome back’, closing the thick, flimsy book he’s holding and putting it on the kitchen counter near the food. “I don’t even think that the people who wrote this know what they’re saying half the time.”

It occurs to Remus that they’re having two separate conversations. He kisses Sirius’ cheek.

“What’s your book about?” Remus asks, and then, “Why is it quiet in here?”

Sirius smiles. “Computers.”

“What?”

“That’s the answer to both your questions! This is James’ computer textbook, and it’s quiet because James, Albus and Lily are ‘binge watching’ a tv show, whatever that means.”

“It means they watch all of the episodes back to back,” Remus says, remembering Albus explaining it to him a few days ago. He picks up the textbook and flips through it. “Is there anything interesting in this?”

“It’s all interesting,” Sirius says. “And annoying. The authors really need to pick a damn lane and stick to it. I can't deal with the real-metephorical-real bullshit.”

Remus smiles and he sits down next to Sirius. “I feel like metaphors are the last thing I’d expect in a computer science textbook.”

 “Right?” Sirius says, turning toward Remus, smiling. Sirius’ hair is out of his face in a pretty bun. Salt and pepper hair suits Sirius like it’s never suited anyone before, but maybe Remus is a little biased. “I’m going to say something, you’re going to tell me whether they’re being literal or not.”

“Who’s they?”

“Doesn’t matter,” Sirius says, waving Remus off. “Okay, there’s this thing called ‘cloud computing’. Real or not?”

“I don’t think it’s in the actual clouds, whatever it is, so not real.”

Sirius nods. “Great! Now, what if I say the internet is in the ocean, real or not?”

“Is the internet the thing that tells us the things when we ask it?”

“I think so,” Sirius says after thinking for a second. 

“Okay. Then I say not real.”

“Except it is. The internet wires are on the ocean floors.”

Remus laughs despite himself. “What? Which ocean?”

“All of them,” Sirius says, also laughing. He gets up. “We should probably see what the kids are watching. Last time I watched something with them, I had to Obscuro everyone three different times.”

“You don’t say.”

“Everything is so graphic.” Sirius blinks. “I think we should babysit less. I’m feeling old.”

“We are kind of old, darling,” Remus says, and he laughs at how Sirius looks at him, unimpressed and trying not to smile. Remus continues, “Growing old is my favorite thing only because I get to do it with you.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Sirius says, smiling Remus’ favorite smile and kissing Remus’ temple. “Mine, too.”

[simplepotatofarmer]

this pic is so 'girl covering for her drunk best friend in the bathroom of a shitty dive bar where the stall door doesn't shut'

[imintobones]

Hm......

[akechi-stole-my-heart]

joker repeatedly deleting the metaverse app after having a legitimately supernatural experience thanks to it is so real. he sees his creepy alternate self set on fire and smiling at him from across a city street and is immediately like. nope. fuck this shit i'm out

[princeofuchiha]

One of my favorite fanfic tropes to read is Sasuke Gets Isekai'd Back Into His 12 Year Old Body But Joins The Akatsuki Instead of Orochimaru. Bc like.

The sheer comedy gold of Sasuke's attitude of just "I'm going to rescue my brother from his fate because what happened to him was BULLSHIT. I don't care if you don't like it, I'm helping you." vs Itachi's "Oh my fucking god WHAT does he think he's doing."

Just imagining 17 year old Itachi slow turning to Sasuke like. Hey. I thought it was implied when I choked you into a coma a few weeks ago but. You should stay away from me if you aren't ready to go to the death. What is your fucking problem.

And 12 year old Sasuke just hard rolling his eyes like yeah ik big guy boogey woogey woo you're gonna kill me. Now you wanna take a break from the method acting and go get some dango while we talk this out.

[marikyoart]

Ringo doodle

[bizarrelittlemew]

i don't blame stede for his initial reaction to ed wanting to change careers because every time i hear "i'm a fisherman now" i also laugh