#it's so funny though

[koheletgirl]

it's problematic to date your boss. circumcising him, however,

[madamedramatics]

If Garrus ever learns how to use a Nerf gun, Shepard is gonna have to spend an entire evening writing up a new rule for the Normandy on why Nerf guns will no longer be permitted on the ship.

The fine print will be a reminder that the crew of the Normandy are living beings, and not target practice, even if the three burst blast to Vega's head across the cargo bay was a sick ass shot. Word for word.

Fine print P.S: This is a general rule that isn't meant to single any humans, quarians, Krogan, Salarians, or synthetic intelligence on the ship out.

Fine print P.S.S: Please disregard all rumors of your Captain being present during an "all out Nerf Gun battle" in the Cargo Bay after a Nerf pellet hit me. I was not present in the battle and would appreciate such rumors of unprofessionalism being spread. I would never fire off 20 loads of Nerf rounds from a Nerf gattling gun into Garrus' side because he refused to stop shooting me in the butt with his stupid Nerf Gun although I asked him several times to stop or I'd let Javik ship him out of an airlock. It's important to keep the ship as gossip free as possible. Thank you for your cooperation and once again, this rule is not meant to single any non turians out.

[demonicsuffrage]

How much do y'all think endeavour is fuming that shoto is number 2

[rubydreamsuwu]

Finished my rewatch of bna and it's a great show with great characters and a compelling story but also why does shirou make these goofy faces 💔

[fleurladari]

me when i see posts on the different dialogue between x and y on lysandre and i have. strong opinions on this.

[transfinan]

I find it so funny in the scene with eadith and the kids by the waterfall. They lie down and Uhtred is like "everyone get some sleep." and then Eadith and Uhtred IMMEDIATELY start talking. Like directly across little baby Aethelstan talking about how everyone in mercia thinks she's a whore. How tf are those kids supposed to get to sleep.

[sunnyworms]

i want to DRAW but my BAG with my DRAWING DIARY is with my FATHER who is temporarily using it as an OFFICE BAG even though it has GAY and TRANS and LIHITO PINS all over it

[rye-bread-soda-iceberg]

this is making me laugh so much which is good cause i'm sure soon i'll go back to crying

[gardenof--eden]

my stepmom likes mlvn but everytime they're on screen together I make a disgusted face and talk shit about them. she's so Not Happy with me 🧡💛💚💚💖💖💖💞💗💕💕💖💕💞💗💘💝

[dteamain]

is the dream ruined minecraft then the color green thing something someone actually said or am i not in on something 💀

it's just a funny little copypasta that a fan made no one actually said it lol

[spidey-bie]

Can I just-

peers into your head

Noooo that's where all my ideas are (⁠;⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠)

[poolsidescientist]

Of all the Canadian political scandals out there, Sophie Gregoire (soon to be ex-wife of the Canadian prime minister) potentially having an affair with Idris Elba was not one I ever thought about but it lives rent free in my head now.

[twinliches]

nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[bitchofdarkness]

Not them popping a champagne bottle....

Like....I knew this was beyond any historical accuracy, but....bruh 🤣

[fate-of-the-envious]

This whole post is just hilarious. Sorry for your suffering! 🤣

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.