dteamain

[dteamain]

You are literally THE funniest person on this app, dont let anyone tell you otherwise

can I kiss you on the lips

[dteamain]

drolo hunger games when

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Already getting my eyeliner and blush ready

don’t worry dream will set up a creators link so we can use his code DREGIRL25 to get 25% off at Sephora for all necessary supplies

[dteamain]

creating a sign up sheet for dreams egirl of the week and we all take turns to satisfy his need to ghost someone and we all share his little rambles about his current fixations and it benefits everyone who’s down

[dteamain]

adding a jelly fish to my sleeve in august as well this little guy but we are probably changing it up a bit

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anyway sleeve progress if anyone cares

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random drantis every 6 months like clockwork: omg I wanted to fuck dream so bad but he ghosted me for minecraft and georgenotfound guys im a victim of dreamwastaken wont fuck me omg pls help he so evil I wanted to fuck him really really bad :(

[dteamain]

[dteamain]

your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

[dteamain]

anyway when I get the chance to be dreams egirl of the week I’ll do it the right way. let him info dump about his special interest fly in fuck him and never mention it again you guys will never have to hear about it bc i respect his minecraft youtuber autism

[dteamain]

found out about this situation 4 days ago and immediately moved on wish I could transfer these powers to the masses

[dteamain]

our phantom boners holding hand right now 🫶

witerally touching phantom tips

[dteamain]

[dteamain]

I need to kiss his nose and bite his pierced earlobe and kiss his lips and run my hand on his jawline and tuck myself against his chest and kiss his belly

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new award for longest and most convoluted dtupdating thread

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jo sapnap post making rounds it’s just another day

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stop. love of my freaking life