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"Beast blood" my ass
#Senu Dialogue#Senu's Memes#TES#Elder Scrolls#Skyrim#Skyrim meme#Skyrim shitpost#First my Ancano meme. Now this.#My shitposting is simply too genius to keep to myself#Todd Howard just keeps selling us these beautiful lies
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@scimagic Uhhh made this because I just think they’re dynamic is neat. Also completely agree with the Puzzle headcanon super fun silly and very on point. As we speak he is clinging for his dear life :))
I really enjoy seeing the illustrated storyline you have unfolding between the two and figured it would be nice to see this motorcycle sequence in motion. So tadaa here it is! In animated form! Now your obligated to make a full length written novel in-depth about their relationship /j
Sincerely though thanks for the creative inspiration and keep on being a swagger artist 👍✨
#Whoops seems my hand slipped—silly me these aren’t my characters! Here’s your lovelies back sorry for abducting them momentarily :))#tagging people is scary I’m just going to hide under a rock after this gets posted jksjsksp#my brain goes ‘teehee my genius hidden evil scheme no one saw coming—yess I shall gift lovely artists fanart when they least expect it’ >:3#and then once it’s actally time to post my brain goes crisis mode and implodes#like why am I drawing attention to myself huh? why can’t I scutter off as a masked anonymous figure into the night#oh well at least we made a dope ass motorcycle animation hell yea. Hopefully you like it <3#honestly in retrospect kinda surprises me that Puzzles doesn’t have a helmet…pretty sure his screen is durable but not THAT durable#one oopsie woopsie and that thing will get cracked again <<#but then again where are you ever going to find a rectangle screen shaped helmet to fit his head jksjsksp#there’s simply no winning#oh uh also incase anyone wishes to know the logistics of making this….didn’t take too long just three days! Pretty speedy :3#ok now this is the part where I twiddle my hands and await results lol#…..also just occurred to me the motorcycle model should’ve been a Harley or Suzuki I’m just dumb and forgor#even tho it was specified in the tags of the initial post I referenced heavily#like I was staring at the art for reference + online material but that useful tidbit of tag information flew over my head :P#sorry all you get is the generic motorcycle model….mission failed better luck next time *dies*#hplonesome art#not my characters#gift for someone else#do I even need to specify that in tags NO CLUE I’M PARANOID/j
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So we already know that the family names are related to house numbers in tlt. And they're taken from various ancient languages.
The "Nav" in Gideon Nav is 9 in Sanskrit but you know what else it means? New. It means new!! Means she's the "new" Gideon!!
#aaaaaaahhhhhh#i love these word plays#i love etymology#the last time i was so excited about words was when I read The Babel#safe to say i found another book to read over and over again simply for their amazing vocab#tamsyn muir is a genius#the locked tomb#gideon nav
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Just a girl who wants to be her mother’s daughter in the ways that matter
#Such a tenacious go getter & the smartest woman ik#Has NEVER looked back at a man twice. Knows she’s beautiful & that attention is guaranteed. Never desperate for male validation ever#The best fashion sense ik. She’s the epitome of classic & vintage#Doesn’t gaf what others are doing / is always tunnel visioned on her own goals#A mega workaholic and like. Maybe I’d rather balance but still she’s still an overachiever#I feel im becoming more and more like her by the day but still I have some work to do#Need to be more focused & to stop entertaining little boys fr#I just want to move w the unshackling confidence & elegance she seems to emanate effortlessly#I swear that woman was born that way!!!! So unfair for the rest of us mortals#Why does no one talk about the psychological torture that comes w having a naturally gorgeous genius mother#I’m dying over here I just wanna be like her but im pushing that boulder up the hill all the time#Meanwhile she’s always just On#HOW#Just an eldest daughter having a crisis about her mother who is also#The eldest daughter out of her and her two brothers#I need to journal about this I need to meditate#How to manufacture the drive that your mother was simply endowed with at birth#Not even joking I just got off my internship and now im sitting on a swing under the late May sun having a crisis about this
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Silly Love Songs & musical unpredictability
Some interesting graphs (source here) based on this:
The study, published on Thursday in the journal Scientific Reports, used mathematical models and algorithms to pinpoint three “melodic revolutions” — in 1975, 1996 and 2000 — that brought increasing simplicity to the two main components of melody: rhythm, or the pattern of sounds and silences in a piece of music, and pitch, the measure of how high or low the notes are.
The study looked at the top five Billboard songs every year from 1950 to 2023. Both rhythm and pitch became steadily less complex over that period, the study found. “Conservatively, they have both decreased by 30 percent,” said Madeline Hamilton, a graduate student at Queen Mary University who led the research.
I went ahead and circled where Silly Love Songs showed up because it's so far above the rest it's hard to notice otherwise...!
#just got inspired by all the cute posts going around about silly love songs#it is not simply a cute song but also genius#proven by data!#the beatles#paul mccartney
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The metaphisical Love of Sauron's and Galadriel's hands
"They part the theater with a semitouch, their hands abstractly close-up, separated only by the glass of the car window. This marvelous cinematic gesture communicates so much more than simple character and plot resolution. The abstract nature of the shot amplifies the significance of it, suggesting love of the highest, metaphysical order." The Films of Krzysztof Kieślowski: The Liminal Image, Joseph G. Kickasola, pp. 317-318
I was reading this book for my thesis when i came about this lines and something in my head clicked at "suggesting love of the highest, metaphisical order". And in that moment I thought about Galadriel and Sauron (indeed, why doing your work when you can think of them, right?). This kind of love, which is metaphysical and it's shown through a simple gesture such as an almost-tuch. Just to give you some context, the text refers to Three colours: Red, which is the last film of the "Three Colours tryology" and of Krystof Kieslowski's career. It's about a young woman who casually meets an old retired judge and, slowly, they create some kind of connection (this is a very summarized plot, but there's more to it than this). Anyway, the frame the text refers to is this one:
This is the last time Valentine, the young woman, and the judge see each other. Kieslowksi is a real master of visual storytelling, and this is a blatant exemple. This short frame converge, as the text tells us, a ralethionship which was meant to be, but never was. In a previous scene the judge says to Valentine: "maybe, I never met the woman... maybe, you're the woman I never met". This non-meeting hangs there between them, between their hands, separeted by a glass, suspended in a timeless and spaceless moment. In this void their story exists, not in the real world, but in an alternate, separeted one. Sadly, is a world of imagination, so there isn't a possibility for a concrete connection, at least in the present. Now, there's more to say about Red, but I'll stop there because I don't think you're interested in it (but if you like cosmic connection and complicated carachters, you're welcome to watch this masterpice). What I want to address here are the words of Kickasola: "the abstract nature of the shot amplifies the significance of it, suggesting love of the highest, metaphysical order", then he adds: "at the same time, the glass symbolizes a barrier: a romantic connection reached for, but impossible". I think this words are easily applied to Sauron's and Galadriel's relathionship. So, let's analyzed how their hands are shot.
In this frames their hands don't touch, but they enlace each other's arms as a sign of trust. This is the first form of connection they share, still, they keep their distance: neither of them dares to touch the other's hand, neither for a shake. So, they create a barrier.
Here, their hands touch, but there's always an object between them. Every one of this objects rapresent an idea or a desire which are important to them: hope (the simbol of the Southlands king), promises (Finrod's dagger) and power (the nine rings).
In these their hands are near, but never touch. The illusion is shattered, the promise is lost and, even if Sauron tries, he's not able to reach for Galadriel's hand.
I think is interesting that they never hold each other's hand, nor voluntary, nor involontary, nor for necessity. All their approaches are shaped first by formalities, then by ideals, finally by betrayals. Their connection happens in this space, better, in this non-space where they can hide what they feel, but will never say. Love is relegated in a place beyond phisical reach, hung in the metaphisical domain: is in the space between their arms, in the hold of Finrod's dagger, in the distance that separates their hands when Sauron try to catch her from falling. I think the last frame, more than the others, explain this. Like the one in Red, the nature of the shot is abstract, suspended in the air. The background is out of focus, their hands clearly visible. But, unlike in Kieślowski's movie, the distance here is accentuated not only by the fact that Sauron doesn't reach Galadriel, but also by how their hands are shot: they never overlap, so they can't touch neither in the metaphisical space. So is Love over, even in the abstract dimension? No, it persists, willingly or unwillingly, in the outer world, that may become visible (but still not phisical) if the theory about the bond made by Morgoth's crown is correct. This is shown by Galadriel's hand reaching for the wound = for the invisible connection:
Interestingly enough, the phisical manifestation of said love (the phisical touch) happens in an outer space, separeted from reality: in Red, it happens in a theater, the ultimate fictional realm:
in trop, this happens in an illusion, Sauron's illusion:
Like Valentine and the judge, their love can't be sustained by reality, it wolud be crushed by hopes, ideals and power, but is unlatched from reality, alive in a place that trascend time and space. They both feel it, but will they acknowledge this? Only time will tell.
With this I won't mean that their love is not real, but that is bigger than the real world they are in (regardless from their behavior and choices)
Disclaimer: this is just my interpretation of Galadriel and Sauron relationship, it can be fallacious and is not a universal truth.
#don't be scared by the length it's mostly images#cosmic connection#that's why i write love with the capital L#I don't think it's simply a romance#but it's romantic#not the bastardized meaning#but as the literary current meant it#I could make a post about the bastardization of the romantic word lol#I hope I make sense#hope this post makes sense#I just wanted to show you Kieślowski's genius#and how a story about metaphisical love is made#trop writers take notes#it's about pictures and their meanings#with just a frame you can show us their love#now I'm bubbling sorry#I should work on my thesis#scusa Kieślowski#saurondriel#haladriel#galadriel x sauron#galadriel#sauron#trop#three colours: red#my gifs#meta
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In watching more interviews with Liv about Van and the escalation of Van's pragmatism to such dark degrees, I find myself genuinely baffled that anyone could ever think Van the bad guy. I mean, I'm perplexed at finding ANY of these girls The Bad Guy. The bad guy is the situation. It's being lost. It's freezing. It's starving. It's being scraped down to the barest bone of being alive. They make choices that might be snippy, or cruel, or hard-headed, sure--Shauna refusing to just hash it out with Jackie; Jackie being too stubborn to come inside; Taissa refusing to discuss her situation plainly; etc--but by the time we reach the end of season 2, it doesn't even matter. Petty bullshit doesn't matter. Jealousy doesn't matter. Those things are still going to be present and complicated, because--for all their choices, for all the distancing they're trying to do--these kids ARE still human beings. But it isn't the point.
The point is survival. Plain, simple, straightforward. Van's pragmatism is survival. It is the difference between living another day with blood on your teeth or dying pretty. It is the difference between fighting forward through the fire and the snow and the hell of it all, and laying down to die. Van knowing, in watching the ritual violence of Shauna beating Lottie nearly the death, that they will be killing and eating one another soon. Van coming up with the cards for the hunt. Van not blinking when the moment comes, Van choosing a weapon that doubles as a tool to bring the body back, Van refusing to apologize for staying alive--it's not evil. It's not Bad Guy behavior. It's purely about survival, because there is nothing else left to her--or to any of them. They can play the pretty little Sweet Angel Girl game and die, or they can get dirty, bloody, horrific and fight. Van chooses the fight. Van chooses to fight for herself, for her lover, for her team, even knowing not everyone is going to make it out...because the alternate path there is that no one makes it out. Van knew the baby wouldn't live. Van knows the rest of them won't, either. Not unless they start making the hard choices.
And, honestly, the fact that Van sees this narrative coming. Comes up with this plan. Brings out the cards. To me, that is the opposite of Bad Behavior. That is as close to justice as anyone can find in the wilderness. If someone else came up with an idea, maybe it would have come down to voting--but that would have had such a human element to it, with bitterness or hostility or whatever ultimately petty shit always comes of humans selecting who to Other. The cards don't leave room for that. It isn't fair, because the situation isn't fair, because Man vs. Nature isn't fair, but it's as close to a just system as they could possibly find. It's the kindest solution to an unwinnable game. Not to bring it back to American Gods again, but all I can think is "it's easy, there's a trick to it: you do it, or you die." Van gave them that.
#yellowjackets#yj meta#van palmer#i simply cannot ever accept people blindly hating ANY of the girls for their actions at the end of S2#because by that point it's not about personality flaws or errors of judgement or teenage bullshit#it's survival. it's literally do or die.#be mad at the stuff they did the first few weeks out there. THAT was in their control.#but by the end of S2 it's 'do i want to live? cool. then this is the next step. there IS nothing else. we are eating belts.'#every once in a while on instagram or somewhere i see a hot take like 'oh this whole thing is THIS girl's fault'#and it's like no no. no--apart from misty busting the black box--NOTHING these girls do will change the fact of their situation#they might make it worse or make it more palatable but in the end#it's the purity of man vs. nature as a story#and any of them getting darker. more logical. more pragmatic. just means they're putting another day breathing first.#the human element of it comes in with the faith and the ritual and the acceptance of violence--but the violence was coming either way#'this place cannot be argued with. and that is how we survive: by giving into that.' exactly. liv hewson you genius. exactly.
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Ok, to the like 5 Michie girlies (I see y’all, I appreciate y’all 🫡) I’ve cooked a bit hear me out:
In Literal Monster one of the nerds says “I once was his tutor, then I regarded my future”- so that implies he needs a tutor/ is academically failing, right? But it seems he actually needed and valued it because the tutor seemingly worked for, at the very least, a day before quitting on her own terms… (DO YOU GUYS SEE THE VISION)
So- everyone lives/nobody dies AU where Richie is the one who saves Max, Max- who thinks the gang threw him this party+Richie saving his football season (cause he would totally value that more then his life come on)- is like, on neutral/ friendlier terms with the gang, bla bla bla something happens and Max asks (basically forces lmao) Richie into tutoring him. (Reasons why Max can’t just cheat off of Richie can range from him sitting next to Grace to Richie gaining a bit of confidence seeing Max ask him for help and saying no (but plz don’t kill me I’ll still help you)).
Bing Bang Boom, redemption arc for Max as he falls for the cringe ass failure of a anime weeb. Very slowly! but surely.
(Plus you get so many funny scenarios- The gang finding out Richies helping their bully-turned-maybe friend????(at least he thinks so), RUTH FINDING OUT (I KNOW that girl reads/writes hardcore smut fanfic), Max slowly getting into anime via osmosis (would he like Attack on Titian? I feel like yes.) etc. Endless possibilities here.)
#michie#max jagerman#richie lipschitz#max jagerman x richie lipschitz#nerdy prudes must die#im a genius#I’ve cooked so hard#if only I had the time or writing capability#alas I shall simply shout my truth into the void#hello to the 5 people who are in this dingy with me#max x richie#fic ideas made specifically for me by me
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She figured out the best way to manipulate this Lackya to help in record time
#girl genius#page react#late on this one it's fine#it's NOT FINE#I tried to clear my cache to get todays page (it kept loading the image for the 2nd)#and it logged me out of Tumblr#which wouldn't be an issue but the Comunity Update removed the log in button!#you simply can't like posts unless you're signed in (and it won't prompt you if you aren't signed in)#the reblog button does nothing when you aren't logged in (like prompt a login screen)#and so for hours now I've been oscillating between other tasks and trying to get back in#I finally tried just manually typing 'tumblr.com/login' and blessedly that took me to the right place but JESUS
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I’ll never forget that one alhaitham fic I read ages ago with probably the smartest reader I’ve ever seen in a fic ever. And to this day I wonder how that writer was so smart to write such a smart reader like. How. Are. You. So. Smart. Wtf man
#riv rambles#literally I want to be that reader so bad#SHE WAS BRILLIANT#outsmarted alhaitham so easily too#it was set in a royal au#damn I need to find that fic and reread it#literally alhaitham’s line was#‘you’re wickedly brilliant ; you’#and he said it while he was breathless and in awe and#literally I’ll never forget how badly I wanted to be a reader#not even bc it was self insert and I wanted to be with alhaitham#simply bc she was a genius and I wished that were me#anyway#some people are so BRILLIANT and they write fanfic for FREE and it astounds me more than anything
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dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”
he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”
dude
i don’t know you??
#why do ppl keep inviting themselves to my convos#i don’t talk loudly#i’m not even saying egregiously stupid things#bro it was a joke relax#he rlly thought#i somehow got to my 3rd year in college as a neuroscience major#and never knew their were positions in medicine that didn’t involve wounds#perhaps i was. idk. joking with my friend#if he had simply been excited to tell me smth he cared about#awesome!! im actually chill with that#but bro entered the conversation like he was dumbfounded by my idiocy#i wasn’t even mad exactly#just so confused about why tf he decided to do that#and why ppl do this to me#are other ppl experiencing this#do random strangers randomly interrupt u to make the convo about themselves#is this a thing?#is this what we’re doing?#i literally wouldn’t care if they brought any other energy#but they enter with this smugness#that activates my fight or flight#i’ll tell u that ur the most genius special boy to ever be#just please stop talking to me
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Butter Preference at the Movies:
The 2-7 Edition
#due south#ray kowalski#Francesca vecchio#Harding welsh#ray vecchio#due south memes#due south vids#idiot shit#I saw this meme and I simply couldn’t not#it’s too perfect for him#and Zucc knew it had to be vecchio asking the question#genius#butter preference
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orpheus, thanatos, and messiah! 💙 (+ bonus sillie)
a totally normal lyre™
#persona 3#orpheus#thanatos#messiah#am i allowed to tag this as minato arisato / makoto yuki#lizzy does art#i've wanted to draw these three in a simplified style for a long time!!!#ohh minato your personas are everything to me.... what a journey to behold#i simply think his personas are like. absolutely genius for what the journey of p3 is#i'd love to draw these guys in an illustration sometime!! or maybe ryoji/minato in thanatos and orpheus outfits respectively#i love drawing little guys. i hope there are other people who love orpheus thanatos and messiah as much as i do. they mean so much to me
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finally had the time to sketch my brain worms. If you want the context then go check out @cuubism 's silly rabbit au. This one is for @magnusbae and their hc of Dream, the eldritch entity, the menace in a simple hoodie xD.
#silly rabbit au#dreamling#mayhem art#hob gadling#hob has no choice but to let them all gossip and ruin his reputation cause it makes dream happy xD#one does not simply ruin the dream lord's fun#dream is such a menace and I love it bless cuubism and magnusbae for their genius
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I can't call Tarvek the token allosexual of the triumvirate when Agatha exists, but it's very funny to me that he spent several years in Paris scandalized by the thought of Gil having sex when we have the most confirmation that Tarvek dated pre-canon of any of them. I bet he got to second base on a few separate instances. I'm sure Gil breaks the record for how many women have flirted with him and how many naked people he's been around, but that's not the same.
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La tarantola dal ventre nero (Black Belly of the Tarantula, 1971)
"Yes, I've always told you to drop it, it's true. But now... you're not giving up. Not now. And I don't really care about the movie. If they're out to get you, it means the murderer is afraid of you. It means you know what you're doing. He's afraid of you."
#La tarantola dal ventre nero#black belly of the tarantula#italian cinema#giallo#1971#paolo cavara#marcello danon#lucile laks#giancarlo giannini#claudine auger#barbara bouchet#rossella falk#silvano tranquilli#barbara bach#stefania sandrelli#annabella incontrera#ezio marano#giancarlo prete#nino vingelli#eugene walter#anna saia#relatively early in the giallo canon but it's nice how this is already starting to play with the established formula; Giannini's lead would#ordinarily be a loner out of his depth or an overly confident cop‚ but instead he's a cop out of his depth‚ crippled with self doubt and#paralysed by his own dissatisfaction with his chosen profession. he does his job well and correctly but still people keep dying and still#he solves the case less through some genius epiphany of what he's been missing and more from simply being in the right place at the right#time. it lends this all a sense of helpless ennui‚ the giallo as predestined exercise. unusual too in lacking a strong female leading#character; Bouchet is introduced as the apparent audience avatar then unceremoniously killed off a few minutes in‚ with no one really#rising to take her place. it's an interesting and downbeat dissection of the tropes‚ exposing that while plotting was usually king for#these films‚ in reality (and there is a streak of realism through this film which many gialli miss) it has little impact on the people and#the lives concerned. there is a great complex qeb of intrigue going on but it ends up having nothing to do with the killer's motive
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