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synark25 · 3 months ago

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i just got dragged back into creatures of sonaria and among us i am so done

#puts head into hands #rips hair out #cashgrabs of fomoria save me cashgrabs of fomoria #it's like a divorced couple #i just cant move on i have to keep coming back #i need the gambling sim... i need that really cool aquatic creature....#i need the funny crewmates singing funny songs and having angst... pLEASE #AAGHGHHHH

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bubblingsteam · 10 months ago

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dilf twink and his drop dead gorgeous wife (+their daughters). Also they're t4t its canon kui told me herself

#I'm so invested in their relationship its not even funny #the divorced couple ever #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #chilchuck's wife #meijack #flertom #puckpatty #did you know they were childhood friends...?...?#KUI WHATS SHE LIKE #TELL ME MORE ABOUT THEM PLEASE #pLEASE #chilchuck is so hard to draw btw #and for what #my art

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kav3h · 1 month ago

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CUMPLANE. theyr so insane I need them 2 kiss

#cumplane #svsss #shang qinghua #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #enemies. friends w benefits. frenemies. old married couple. divorced 10 times. noone does it like them #my art B)

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coldemergency · 6 months ago

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Voldemort: Harry, I need you to give me my snake back

Harry: No! It’s my weekend, we have shared custody!

Voldemort: Nagini is not your child, she is a highly intelligent, extremely terrifying and deadly creature-

Nagini: boop the snoot

Harry: Aww, who’s my little danger noodle?

Voldemort:

Voldemort: What have you done to her

#harry potter #incorrect quotes #fanfic #harry potter is a menace #fanfiction #tom riddle #tomarry #voldemort #harrymort #ao3 #tomarrymort #tom riddle jr #nagini #ao3 writer #ao3 author #shared custody of a very dangerous snake #harry acts like they’re a divorced couple

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meteortrails · 2 months ago

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mattfoggy from the like 2016 daredevil show were actually so crazy bc like. you’re best friends, you’re each others emergency contacts, everything that you’ve built for yourself as an adult is something you built together, and yet at the same time. your best friend has been lying to you since the day you fucking met. you know each other better than truly anyone else in the whole fucking world, and there is a fundamental piece of his existence that he never told you about. this shit could ruin everything you’ve built, could get him killed, and he didn’t tell you a word of it.

and on the flipside: here’s the one person you’ve ever gotten close to without getting abandoned, and you can’t even bring yourself to be fully honest with him bc how could he ever stay if you were. and he finds out and he leaves, bc of course he does, and you let him, bc it’s probably for the best and he can do what he fucking wants. you’re not gonna twist his arm to get him to fucking love you. but he comes back, and you both keep coming back through everything that follows, bc who else is going to know you like this?? what could ever fill the hole they’d leave behind??? everything you’ve built you’ve built together. how could you ever actually leave that behind?

#sorry read an old daredevil fic while going through an authors page and remembered that they’re lowkey insane LMAO #I just. really like seeing fictional couples get in awful life ruining fights. YAY DIVORCE!!!!#mattfoggy

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phoenixkaptain · 4 months ago

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Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.

It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.

It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.

The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.

It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?

It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?

It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.

It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.

They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.

I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.

How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.

#the inane ramblings of a madman #star wars #anakin skywalker #darth vader #obi wan kenobi #obikin #vaderwan #long post #every time i see someone say the ship is unhealthy #all i can think is #‘and their platonic relationship is healthy???’#they are the most married couple to ever suffer a bitter divorce #rotj is the custody battle of luke and leia #and obi wan only wins because they get remarried #like come ON #this is beyond soul mates #this is like #legitimately impressive #‘these two love women’ oh and those women aren’t at all like each other??#obi wan doesn’t fall for the literal opposite of a jedi who pisses him off constantly?#anakin doesn’t fall for a diplomatic expert at making people do what they want who calms him down?#i don’t even know what to say anymore #they’re absolutely batshit and i love them

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ivysos2001 · 1 month ago

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I think jeff and britta’s entire dynamic can be summed up by the scene in basic sandwich where they’re in that tunnel loudly shushing each other like children but the second someone else tries to shush either of them they immediately turn to shushing everyone else *together*

#like just marry each other already #if they haven’t been married and divorced a couple times when we see them in the movie then what’s the point #jeff x britta #britta perry #jeff winger #community #redstreet #I honestly just really love them together #absolute chaos in the best way

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inheroes--wetrust · 5 months ago

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i just had to steal this from twitter because this is the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen in my life. the MOST divorced couple of all time.

#interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire spoilers #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #loustat #in the span of like two hundred years they break up and get back together EIGHT TIMES #insanity. the worst couple ever. the best couple ever. peak toxicity. peak romance. im obsessed with them #who is doing it like them #it says endgame but i simply do not believe it #every ten years or so they have a no holds barred screaming match and have their fiftieth divorce proceedings #a year after that they reconcile so dramatically it shakes the very foundations of the universe #rinse and repeat for eternity #i hope neither of them ever gets therapy

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c0gwizard-v2 · 5 months ago

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Broke-ass chronomancer never even used this word

#warhammer 40k #necrons #orikan the diviner #orikan #trazyn the infinite #orizyn #c0gwizard #this was drilling my head like for a week #enjoy some divorced couple activity

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ccycloneblogging · 7 months ago

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Happy Eclipse day, everybody!

#smiling critters #dogday #poppy playtime #toon logic au #catnap #poppy playtime 3 #everyone is has auch sweet art of these two and then there's my desire to make CatNap a little shit #i am so torn because I want their relationship to both be super sweet and also like a divorced couple all at once #bg is a screenshot from the sims too. should probably mentor that

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the-huxler · 9 months ago

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radiostatic week: day 3 - date night

i was doing something with colors and it was good before i put shadows now idk but i had an idea guys believe me

#radiostatic week 2024 #my art #fanart #hazbin hotel #alastor #vox #radiostatic #staticradio #staticlovetune #i dont think i specified but i see them as fucked up qpr #who acts as divorced couple most of the times #except moments like this or my last art #<---- my goals as grey btw

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fishfingersandscarves · 2 years ago

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couple's outing

#my art #fishfingersandscarves #the sandman #the sandman netflix #dream of the endless #dream (the sandman)#calliope (the sandman)#comic #ITS SO FUNNY THAT THEIR AUDIO IS TRENDING FOR LIKE. COUPLES..BRO THEYRE DIVORCED

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jeeaark · 9 months ago

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I have something that my brain is like "Hey, this is an Ask!" So let's do this! Did Greygold ever encounter Ansur? How would they respond to him making his very (very) messy breakup their problem? Especially with most of the pre-fight being Ansur and Emps using the inside of their head to bicker like an old (very bitterly divorced) married couple.