#it's just not gonna happen
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Tumblr thinking I'll pay for ad free premium like EA thinking I'll pay for full price Sims packs lol
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I prefer if it was no powers at all and they're both mere mortals in the au
for the skater one, right?
for context and prompt~<3
lmao<3 fair i guess but also grrrrrrr~<3
i'm not a big fan of removing powers/attributes from canon to go with regular ol' humans, humans, and more humans au's. i'm just not. might be that i'm not a fan of humans as a species in general but the overhumanification of every damn character can tend to bug me
if we knew any aliens/alternate species/evolved homo races in real life? it'd be considered race/species swapping no question, which can also be done fine and i don't mind artists exploring, but still just not a big fan of it from a personal perspective
i can read them fine and even love an au when well done~<3! but if i'm writin' a humans au, you can bet your ass i'ma give them powers at some point (i probably won't do it for legit aliens like kal-el ever tho)<3<3<3
it's just too much to play with~! but also, no powers tends to bore me. i get that some love that kinda stuff but nah. there's just too much to explore *with* powers for me that i die without~!
like superman's super dick<3<3<3
lol sorry for the rambling~<3
#lmao#spiderdads#miguel o'hara#peter b parker#superman#superman's superschlong#homelander's canonically huge dong#vibrating super dongs with no refractory period#can't miss my chance#it's just not gonna happen#i'm a dirty bird~<3#shameless#precious anon#i don't consider kal-el a white human but with powers i consider him kryptonian but passing#cause he's a frickin' alien
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my cousin was flicking a lighter and said "wait is that triggering for you 🥺" because i quit smoking last year and i had to explain that in my experience the way nicotine addiction works i can literally smoke a cigarette and not be triggered because it was so deeply a physical addiction and not at all a "psychological" addiction which is so weird because when you're actively addicted it's like "man i just really love smoking cigarettes so much i don't ever want to stop and this is yet another hurdle in my quitting journey" but that's not even true. you stick a nicotine patch on your arm and that "psychological addiction" slips away instantly. it's the first thing to go. shit's crazy.
#everytime i smoke#and it's been like 5 times in the past year and a half#it is so nasty#the last two times i've literally taken a shower immediately after#the physical motions are familiar and i do enjoy that#and i enjoy the mental exercise of once again examining my relationship to smoking and comparing it to before#because it's very interesting that you can smoke for a decade but if you stop then four months later you will die choking on the first puff#but NEVER have i worried i might relapse#i don't think i can physically mentally or financially#i would need funding#i would need encouragement#and sound logic behind the project#it's just not gonna happen#adam yaps
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they are like puppies. 2 me
#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#stan pines#stanley pines#ford pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#pretty happy with the bg on this one!!!#to be honest i don't know how i got here#at first i just wanted to draw mabel and dipper sleeping on the floor bc i thought it was a cute idea and i love to draw cuddling#and then um. suddenly i had placed them in an entire environment and added stan and ford#couldn't tell ya what happened#but i had fun with it!!#anyway yeah thank you again for all the recent support#hit 12k!!!! woah!!!!!#i was gonna make a post thanking you for 10k but then i hit 11 and now 12 so um. whoops#to be honest i don't even know what to say 😭😭 it's just crazy to me that ive gotten this far because ive had this acc since i was like. 12#it was my first social media i think#and the first way i got into fandoms#so yeah anyway. thank you :'))#mods art#mods draws#my art
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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live
#that just happened to me in real time btw#they should maybe also consider a warning tone#unfollow that tag and log off right now or that's it for you. no going back. you're gonna name a pet after this one someday#i headcanon'd too close to the sun#containment breach
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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Pomni and Gummigoo reunite in TADC!
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#tadc#tadc pomni#gummigoo#pomni#digital circus#the amazing digital circus#tadc spoilers#tadc fanart#I would like to formally apologize to Pomni#I actually don’t think Gummigoo is dead#especially with Ragatha mentioned Caine reuses NPCs#but I also don’t think it’s the same Gummigoo or he doesn’t remember her#so gonna be so sad if they do meet again and Gummigoo just doesn’t recognize Pomni#Been awhile since I’ve done angst but I saw this comic so clearly I HAD to draw it#sorry to TADC fans 🩵#IDK if I’ll do mor stand alone TADC content but we’ll see 🙏🏾#my poor little heart won’t be able to take it if this happens BAHA
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Danny doesn't get why everyone looks at him suspiciously hes just a guy he hasn't even turned phantom since he got to Gotham like seriously this is the most normal he's been in years why are they looking at him like he announced he was going to be a villain
Gotham as a whole does not trust the new guy who moved there everyone knows who he is because he's so kind clearly a ploy to lure them into a false sense of security so they'll be shocked when he becomes a new rouge well not this time oh no
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Danny moves to Gotham and no one trusts him no matter what because every time a goodytwoshoes from out side the city tries to be kind and helpful they end up twisted and insane and they ain't bying that this kid is all sunshine and rainbows
#dpxdc#dp x dc#dc x dp#dcxdp#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc crossover#ironically if the people of Gotham knew his past they'd trust him more#especially after learning the reputation the fentons have#it's just he's so.... smiley and happy... all the time#they don't trust it somethings gonna happen he'll snap and go rouge
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accidental post-war movie night sleepover
#and then nothing bad happened to any of them ever again <3#fr though i WAS gonna add percy and annabeth but i didnt have rooM#plus havent settled on my designs for them (i rly wanna figure out show-inspired designs!!)#so just pretend theyre the ones Discovering this scene#bc this is definitely sally & paul's couch <333#hazel levesque#frank zhang#piper mclean#leo valdez#jason grace#percy jackson#heroes of olympus#pjo#hoo#camp half blood#percy jackson and the olympians
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Eddie seems to choose random little venues in random states to do a solo show, well he needs to choose a random little place in the Southwest region of Florida so I can go see him more easily
#cause while I have family in Shelbyville it's still a 9 hour drive away#it's just not gonna happen#we have lots of little quant hole in the wall bar venues#get down here old man#we have the Island Hopper festival down here#I'm half expecting to see him on the billing one of these days#bc it's right up his alley#it's basically a bunch of bars on the various barrier islands#and it's always a decent mix of different genres#and margaritas. margarita's are a focus#< that was me going pspspsps
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Not "Bill's in denial about his feelings for Ford" nor "Ford's oblivious about Bill's feelings" but a secret third thing (they're both oblivious)
#billford#bill cipher#ford pines#grunkle ford#gravity falls#the book of bill#(I personally headcanon nothing romantic ever happened—because Ford never considered it and Bill never realized he wanted to.)#(but if just ONE henchmaniac had gone 'SO WHEN ARE YOU GONNA KISS YOUR STUPID HUMAN')#fanart#my art
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Forget Bruce Wayne. Give me Jim Gordon, the nosy neighbour who likes to make sure new-to-town Danny Nightingale is looking after himself, who enjoys inviting the 'kid' over to enjoy a meal while he goes on about his own daughter or gets Danny to open up about his life.
Give me Danny, oddly charmed and highly protective of this paternal figure who isn't actively trying to adopt him. Who likes to check in and make sure the man is actually resting when he gets injured on the job. Who, after many trials and errors, manages to cook a meal and bring it over instead of ordering takeout. Who has someone actively listening to him even if they don't actually understand every word out of Danny's mouth.
And everytime a Bat tries to come around Jim Gordon is on the roof with a broom, waving them off because this is his kid, Bruce! He called dibs!
#danny phantom#dc comics#batfam#barbara gordon#jim gordon#barbara has some interesting family dinners when danny comes over and has some of the wildest stories#and her dad just gives her a look and she cant investigate because he'd be disappointed#meanwhile jason is laughing everytime the broom comes out because the first time it happened batman actually left and hasnt come back#danny has no clue the bats are interested in him for various reasons#he just is glad to have such a nice neighbour while trying to settle into this new life#im gonna say this is a fenton parents didnt take it well universe#and danny still loves and cares for them but literally everyone else was up for murder after An Incident#so this was the compromise
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This season, on Hermitcraft...
(speedpaint)
#i never ask for reblogs But this is a special occasion so pretty please reblog reblog reblog! thank you ^_^#hermitcraft#rendog#vintagebeef#tangotek#i'm not tagging everyone :0 those three get tags bc they were the more important ones lore-wise this season#i'm tempted to also tag grian scar and mumbo for the Exposure but i'm not gonna#edit: changed my mind i'm tagging them i have no shame#grian#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo#mcyt#fanart#special shoutout to hc recap bc i watched all of the recaps for s9 and took a Bunch of notes to figure out what and how to draw for this#(and i still didn't manage to draw everything i wanted to bc of just sheer amount of stuff that happened this season lol)
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tsum events continue to be just the best
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#a perfect happy ending to a tale as old as tsum#everyone just CLAMORING to get on malleus-tsum's dance card#how do you even dance with a tsum. like logistically#twst don't care twst gonna just be as ridiculous as possible and i love it#i did initially misinterpret the sound effect to be malleus-tsum (somehow) kissing malleus' hand when they started dancing#my disappointment when i went back and checked :(#it still happened in my head and in my heart
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adrinette exes & marichat! part 3!
(part 1 / part 2 / part 4)
#earlier tonight my brother saw me coloring this#and then he wanted to know what it was about and i asked if he wanted to read it#and he said ‘yes. i’ll be marinette’#and then he made me read it aloud with him and he was reading the dialogue like it was an anime english dub#anyway. adrinette exes marichat be upon ye#i’ve been pretty regular with updating once a week ish with this but don’t🫶get used to it🫶#love and light#ml#miraculous#miraculous ladybug#chat noir#marinette dupain cheng#marichat#my art#the fact that adrien and marinette are just gonna try to ignore everything that happened in elation. haunts me
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an observation on how tumblr talks about shows
#was gonna add riverdale but i'm not sure if it's wilder than how people talk about it or if they're just right#not saying that people don't call glee & ouat wild but good god the stuff that happened in those shows#as someone who watched every episode of both shows there is no way to describe how insane some of the shows' events were
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