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guys v important update...i am in straya... not melbourne... but in the same timezone as op81... wow....
#IMPORTANT TO ASSURE YOU I DID NOT FLY HERE FOR HIM#i am here for work#haha... unless.......#separate note the jet lag is hitting tho#even if it's a few hours diff#it's hitting
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#the olympics#sports#olympics 2024#but not really#olympics#baseball#but not now#olympics 2028#see ya there#lol#haha#joke#funny#joke of the day#sporty#jokes#bad jokes#dad jokes#dumb jokes#animal jokes#funny jokes#sports jokes#bat#best#hard hitting#animal#get it?#haha lol#it's hitting#bats
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i got it wrong while lookin out the window ...
DON'T WANNA WAIT ANOTHER DAY FOR YOU !! DON'T WANNA WAIT ANOTHER DAY FOR YOUUU
i get so sick of youuuu i can't look back i can't wait until tomorrow
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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways
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changing the original. this post is about him now!!!








unauthorized fucking thing. blow him up NOW!!!
#when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you#gumys big hits
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2007 eBird gem




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if you're feeling powerless right now—and god knows I am—here's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted
life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters
#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep#and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of התפילה בשלומה של מלכות that accurately describes#the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves#politics#donate#willow's greatest hits
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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..
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“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars
#i hate job searching#looking longingly at wikipedia’s list of obsolete jobs#that should be me….#barbi.txt#greatest hits
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today was single handedly the best day of my life. i caught a cop stealing from the store i work at
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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oogh. augh
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
#and by 'everyone' i mean me. im just hoping other people relate lmao#someone asks me about a thing i like and im just like h..................#been thinking about The Character for a solid 6 months+ and let me tell you. expldoeing soon#this is about ffxv btw . how am i supposed to say how much it lives in my brain . i cant think#text#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k#great googly moogly#30k#40k#50k#60k#boooy what da heeel#70k#80k#90k#will this be my first ever post to hit 100k... it remains to be seen#good lord. we did it#100k
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its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free
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