#it's gay as FUCK dude!
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yknow what pisses me da fuck off. how gay men get to be like teehee im too gay to care about women but lesbians are still expected to center men to the extent that jokes about Characters Who Are Lesbian Icons are always men. "lesbian and her boy blorbo" are the most popular jokes about lesbians on this website. "x man is a he/him lesbian" headcanons outnumber actual content about lesbian characters 10:1 even in series with well-written female characters. but sure youre Too Gay to think about a Yucky Female for ten seconds and you HAVE to broadcast this fact in the notes of posts abt fandom misogyny
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Really in the mood to drive out to a secluded area in the woods and then get bent over the hood of the car and fucked mercilessly. Starting out with my back against the car as they finger-fuck my hole open until I'm begging for their cock. Then they flip me over, push my top half down onto the hood and pull my hips towards them. Finally sinking their huge dripping cock into my needy hole while I bite my lip to stifle my moaning. They start fucking me at a brutal pace and slap my ass telling me, "aww don't worry, there's no one here but me to hear you, baby. So how about you stop holding back those slutty noises I love so much?"
#ugh sorry been thinking about how hot it is getting fucked in the hood of a car#i need to try it someday like sooooo#dude thoughtz#nsft#queer nsft#trans nsft#mlm nsft#ftm nsft#ftm sub#gay nsft#ftm bottom#ftm t4t#t4t nsft#subby men#subby boys
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This entire scene is just them fucking in their own fucked up way.
They were having sex in this scene! I don't care what other people say they were having sex!
There is no heterosexual explanation for why he smiled like that!
- Mod 2
#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#loganpool#logan x wade#wade wilson#honda odyssey#there is no heterosexual explanation for this#there were fucking#mod 2 rambles#mod 2 shitposts#gay#just two guys being dudes#logan james howlett
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mcr return was not a build up to a new album but a pavlov dog esque experiment to condition a dozen tumblr users into being attracted to office spaces, cheer uniforms and medical equipment
#add your favourite gerard look youre normal about in the tags fuck it we have nothing to lose#i will always love alpharetta. perfect middle between gay dude and middle aged lady
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Hmmmm okay why ? Are they cute ? Why.
#my art#FUCK FUCK DBKSBDKD I WAS SUPPOSED TO DRAW ASKS#BUT THE GAYS ARE KILLING ME#I love them ….#fronnie#fnaf security breach#fnaf#glamrock freddy#glamrock Bonnie#dude whyyyyyyyyyy
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#nevermore webtoon#I'm fucking lost dude#At this point im too afraid to ask and probably better off for that#like not to be a selfish prick but#fandom drama is just so... much sometimes#I just wanna read a lil gay gothic horror#theres already so much fuckery in the world
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I don't think any female person obsessed with gay men, gay porn, and gay relationships should ever have her desire to be called a man (ESPECIALLY a gay man) respected. Nor do I think any male person obsessed with lesbians, lesbian porn, and lesbian relationships should ever have his desire to be called a woman (ESPECIALLY a lesbian woman) respected.
#I am particularly annoyed with fujos rn 💀#Jesus christ you women are genuinely so fucking gross#Leave gay dudes alone and stop calling yourself one
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people who are obsessed with passing are gonna be the death of our community i swear
#i understand how and why so many succumb to that temptation and of course i get it ive been there but its POISON#listening to a podcast where a trans guy says getting maamed on the phone bc hes nice means he “failed”#is soooo .... ugh#my dude that happens to so many cis gay men are you kidding me#are you really about to study how to be mean on the phone rather than just correct somebody#or just like not define your existence by fleeting interactions w strangers#if you define yourself only by passing at all times youre gonna turn into a sad hudsons guide esque husk of yourself#fuck passing 2024 i am so over it#it truly is a never ending chase for cis validation and its bad for us!!!!!
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part 1 (on VA and being better than humans)
part 2 (on welt and being just a human)
#remember how in second eruption welt keeps getting covered in blood edgelord style whenever he fights??? yeah#wait first off#hi3#honkai impact 3rd#welt yang#void archives#voidwelt#my doodles#okay anyways. VA isnt human but they haven't been in a “human” body for very long so i reckon there's a lot of new experiences to make#and. i dont think he gets to be dignified enough NOT to be whiny about it. cmon. itd be so funny#second of all sure welt is human but that dude's real used to not giving a shit abt how he's doing and acting like a robot instead of a per#cuz he's got more “important” shit to do#(that's so fucking real of him man ME TOO BESTIE)#also as i told kai: that last panel is not a look of surprise or horror. i tagged this as voidwelt for a reason#i think we all know what kinda look this is#edit: and why tf would they be fighting sky people? why can they bleed? dont ask me im here to draw gay people covered in blood#edit 2: oh my god i didnt add the blood in the first panel. THATS WHAT THE JOKE REVOLVES AROUND???
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goddd i just know that tim never takes off that fucking necklace. and you know bear doesn't have that much money so tge necklace was kinda cheap and it wasn't anything the bear meant for tim to wear regularly it was just like a keepsake y'know? wear it on a date or a nice outing. maybe when they're both home together. but tim is practically feral over it. like straight up refuses to take it off. it's turning his neck green at this point and everybody is soo done.
#bruce who's allergic to anything under $10000000 breaks out into hives everytime he sees it#bruce trying not to gag: sweetheart what if we replaced it? bernard wouldn't even know!#tim: if you try to replace my necklace i will leak that video of you pole dancing at the penguin lounge#bruce who's had worse things leaked: do it#tim 'backup plans for my backup plans' drake: i will send talia a compilation of you drunkenly rambling about how much you love her#bruce: .... okay you win#dick gets it#your first gay relationship does that to you#bear is a little worried tho#🐻: you know you don't have to wear it right? you could take it off#tim trembling and shaking: you don't want mw to wear it? 😢#🐻 immediately caving: no no! wearit as long as you want!!#dude even ra's gets in on it#ra's going over his master plan: so you see detective i will then- what the fuck is going on with your neck#tim seething cause he can hear his siblings laughing at him over the comms: shut the fuck up#dc#bernard dowd#tim drake#timber#timbern#could not stop thinking about the ra's scenario yesterday. kept making myself laugh
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#parallels#dbda#dead boy detectives#cryland#payneland#crylandpayne#i'm open to the polycule ngl#ot3#charles rowland#bicon#bisexual#bisexual disaster#the man that you are#lived a virgin died a hoe#crystal palace#edwin payne#text post#screenshot#photoset#photo post#attraction#gay yearning#dude his eyes in both these shots are driving me up the fucking wall#jayden revri#actor of the year tbh
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Happy pride to Tony Collette and Dr. Man specifically 🌈🫡.
#I can't wait for him to fuck his neighbor#dndads#dndads spoilers#the peachyville horror#tony collette#Do I have other things to say on the episode uh possibly? Mostly I'm thinking about Kelsey-#Mm in general but thinking about her owing that dude a bunch of money???#I guess that's probably the guy Milton was looking out for 🤔#And MILTON what is *wrong* with him shsjsjks get OUTTA HERE#Really liked Francis this episode too probably the highlight for me tbh- him and the british kids??? Hello????? 💀#dungeons and daddies#dndads s3 ep 3#You know I thought we might get some gay shit this episode but I did *not* think it was gonna come from Freddie#Thank you Mr. Wong#Oh and happy pride for realisies folks!!!
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PART OF A BIGGER DOODLE PAGE. WHEN ITS DONE ILL TUCK THE LINK INTO THIS LITTLE X RIGHT HERE ----> [X] I REALLY REALLY LOVE THE TOM N JERRY DYNAMIC W EMIZEL N VEX. IMAGINE BEING SO SO HAUNTED BY A LITTLE GUY THATS JUST SSSSOO FUCKING ANNOYING.
#CW GORE#HEHEEH WEEEEEE I LOVE THEEMEMM#VEX JUST HATES EMIZEL SO SO SO MUCH AND I LOOOOVE IT. EVEN WHEN WORKING TOGETHER EMIZEL JUST FINDS THE PERFECT WAY TO#GET UNDER THIS DUDES SKIN. A VAMPIRE WHOS BEEN AROUND A LONG LONG TIME.#A VAMPIRE WHOSE COMMITTED COUNTLESS ATROCITIES AND SEEN MANY MANY TERRIBLE THINGS W A SMILE ON HIS FACE#HES A PROFESSIONAL!! HES AN ARTIST! HES A GROWN MAN THAT CAN HANDLE A LITTLE MISTAKE HERE N THERE!!#BUT THEN THIS LITTLE FUCKIN. WEIRDO. W ITS ILLUSIONS. AND TRICKERY. AND STRANGENESS. AND EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS SO SO STUPID#HES WACKY. EVERYTHING HE SAYS MAKES NO SENSE AND YET. AND YET. HE HAS FOILED EVERY PLAN. CAUGHT YOU OFF EVERY GUARD#HE'S MADE YOU PARANOID!!! CAMERAS EVERYWHERE. WE CANT LET HIM GET THROUGH OUR DEFENSES. LEST HE FUCKS UP MORE SHIT#HES JUST A REGULAR BABY VAMPIRE. THERES NOTHING INSIDE OF HIM THAT GIVES ANY CLUE OF HIS STRANGE MAGICAL ABILITIES. SO WHAT THE FUCK??#HES LITERALLY A MOUSE. MAKING YOU SHRIEK EVERYTIME HE SKITTERS ACROSS THE CORNER OF THE ROOM W HIS AWFUL LITTLE PITTER PATTERING. FUCK!!#HES SO SMALL AND SO AVERAGE AND SO SO STUPID AND YET. AND YET HE HAS UNRAVELED EEEVERYTHING AND TOOK DOWN THE STRONGEST VAMP YOU KNOW#SO WHAT THE FUCK????#I LOVE IT WHEN A SCARY VILLANOUS CHARACTER IS REDUCED TO SOMEONE WHO JUST WANTS THE PROTAGONIST TO LEAVE THEM ALOOONE. TO GO AWAYYY. PLEASE#HEHEHE WEEE ILL POST THE FULL DOODLE PAGE LAT3RRRR I GOTTA FUCKIN UHHH FIGURE OUT WHEN IM CATCHING THIS STUPID GAY BUS#I ALSO NEED TO FIGURE OUT HHOW MUCH ALCAHOL IM WILLIN TA DRINK B4 I GO HOME. I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE. I LOVE U GUYS
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disgusting
Part 1
#ace attorney#phantom#my art#ace attorney spoilers#phantomquill#phantom aa#simon blackquill#bobby fulbright#but anyway#my fucking MAGNUM OPUS#I SPEND A WEEK WORKING ON IT#he is fucking disgusting i love them#please listen to Toki ni Ai wa while reading#its like main inspiration#HAS NO BEARING TO THE COMIC LOL#dual destinies#its gonna have additional meme ending so look forward to it#yes in my mind Phantom is a cis dude but his self identity is so fucked#that he just does not care anymore#he prefers to play a male roles#but if simon would tolerate him more as a woman whatever#yeah he does not stride to make Simon love him#it would be delusional#hes aiming for low level tolerance#people cant love monsters#and love is overrated anyway#yeah simon is gay#its the big misunderstanding#my guy hes not interested in women#disgusting the comic
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okay I don't really know how to frame this. but like. funniest way to confirm Dean is Ben's dad is
20 year-old Ben takes a genetics test for fun or whatever, and the results he gets back are just batshit insane. it's like. oh hey. my biological father is a known serial killer who's still on the FBI's most wanted list and has been found or thought dead multiple times. and my uncle. and my grandfather. and my grandmother. and my--
#and then he tracks dean down and he's gay married with like three adopted kids to a dude who went on a serial murdering rampage against#known anti-gay preachers and politicians before disappearing again and oh hey he's also the infamous missing 'jimmy novak'#and there's his missing daughter claire who also has a shit ton of warrants. and some of these people have superpowers.#not to mention what adam adds to the tree.#oh hey my half-uncle's been presumed missing for a long time and so has his mom. so that's great.#anyway. just think ben showing up in the last season would've been a seriously entertaining way to bring him and his mom back. for drama.#(also. if emma was there. oh hey. my half-sister has superpowers. and also probably has warrants. what the fuck).#and why are these people asking about a mind wipe?#just something I think about sometimes.#ben braeden#dean winchester#sam winchester#john winchester#mary winchester#the winchesters#the campbells#samuel campbell#deanna campbell#castiel#emma winchester#claire novak#jack kline#destiel#spn text post#spn#adam milligan#kate milligan#my posts
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#marauders#dead gay wizards#the marauders#remus lupin#wolfstar#sirius black#peter pettigrew#james potter#grant chapman#atyd marauders#atyd#all the young dudes#mskingbean89#marauders memes#harry potter#harry potter memes#funny memes#fuck jkr#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#fanfic#ao3
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