#it's funny a little hehe haha
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jonathanbyersphd · 2 years ago
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"Charlie just slips on his accent sometimes" Factually true and correct.
"Jonathan watched Mary Poppins religiously as a toddler and used to speak in a full British accent" A whole lie but objectively funnier
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sysig · 1 year ago
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Chewtoy (Patreon)
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Fellplates#Gaster#Papyrus#Sans#Squeeze him - he makes a squeaky toy noise#Everyone needs to bite Gaster! He doesn't yield like flesh so it probably doesn't even hurt right? Yeahhhh he'll be fiiiine#There is something very funny to me about him just sitting there and taking it tho lol - feeds into his martyr play ♪#As if I don't already have a favourite martyr hmmm don't worry about it lol#What was he even doing why is he just letting 2-P bite him lol#Socialization? That's not a good thing to just let him do! He's still got a young mind! Boundaries are important#He does offer a way out - hehe ♫ - but he doesn't enforce it! You're setting them up for failure#Hehehehe#The bone gift was fun to doodle hehe ♪ He leaves it with him and it goes completely untouched while his arm is covered in teeth-marks pfft#Even with Papyrus a bit more unruly I still like to imagine he acts mean in largely harmless ways haha#Like yeah he's being naughty and biting when he knows better and offered other options - Gaster. Gentle enforcement - but he's not Hurting#He's not using his entire bite force - probably lol or he's just got weak little baby bites (though those can be quite painful!)#Sans on the other hand would absolutely go 100% full power - and still only do 1HP lol what an unfortunate design quirk for him#If only he had a jaw he could open! He'd bite the heck outta Gaster! Alas#I do like to imagine Fellplates!Sans has just fast-tracked to classic's conclusion of ''You suck and I hate you. Die'' about Gaster lol#Even the possibility of not being mean to him is so alien! What do you /mean/ not hurt you?? Do you know who you're talking to??#He'll find another way to mess with him in good time haha
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sneggley · 8 months ago
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This is exactly what Justin McElroy looks like.
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RIP Ponyboy and Johnny, you would’ve loved growing old together…
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sophthecoolperson · 6 months ago
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I’ll never get over my best friends alternate names for formula one drivers such as:
“Mitsubishi (McLaren), sour strap (max verstappen), Norris nuts (lando Norris), avocado (Daniel ricciardo), wings (red bull) and, my personal favourite, Vegemite pastry (Oscar piastri).
Even though she made these names cause she heard the actual names once and forgot so opted out to have nicknames for all of them, it still makes me highly concerned for her sanity 😂
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sc3n3-b0yz · 2 months ago
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guys if i was outside and i exploded would you let the rain peacefully wash away my bits or would you gently pick up every piece and put me in one brightly colored box
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yingren · 2 months ago
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"...Do you ever wonder what would happen... if you were to be dropped into a black hole?" Jingliu does. It sounds like a fun science experiment. He likes science or some other nerd shit, doesn't he? (chews on ur askbox)
the answer lingers somewhere in the recesses of his mind, though he can’t quite grasp why she’s even asking. for a moment, he stays silent, contemplating whether this is one of her strange little tests or if her curiosity is genuine. eventually, he opts for a lighthearted response, delivering a joke with his trademark deadpan expression.
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“ well, do you want to try ? you are quite small, i could easily toss you into one if that’s what you wish. ” 
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coffeeteaitsallfine · 3 months ago
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The hardest part for me at this moment is I have no one to call. I have only one relative that voted Not Him and she’s still republican who doesn’t get it
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skitskatdacat63 · 2 years ago
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2005 Australian Grand Prix[Redux] - Giancarlo Fisichella, Rubens Barichello & Fernando Alonso(my personal post-race highlights)
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sonnyafternoon · 25 days ago
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a goalkeeper that got employed this morning a bunch of ran to the ground donkeys and three high schoolers on the bench and liverpool still cant score
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fawnuh · 1 year ago
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BISEXUAL BABY BRIGADE!!!!!
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sysig · 4 months ago
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For Requestober No.2
What about Handplates Gaster and Papyrus trying hard to have a bonding activity and Sans just chilling behind them eating popcorns...?
👉🏻👈🏻
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Day 14 - He's supervising
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txgrl4u2 · 10 months ago
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silverselfshippingchaos · 14 days ago
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THIS SCENE... 😳😳😳
#i started blushing so hard i thought i was gonna overheat and melt#I'm so glad there's a pause button because i was 😳😳#um. i. uh. hiiii-#it's the mask that really does it ajdhqjdjw#he acts just a little different when he has it on and it's just so. akdhwjwhwjdbqjdh. 😳😳 hi jester hiiii-#ash is extremely different when she has her mask on. to the point where he was surprised to learn that ash is actually very fun#and playful and likes cracking jokes like i do and the whole 😐 act was. well. an act#anyways this isnt about ash#this scene was sooo attractive... ajdhqjejwj#he's so fucking cool..#also later when he takes off the mask#the teenage girls start giggling about how hot he is akdhakdhwj#me too kiddos!!!#ash rambles 💚#mask off 🎭#man... he's so attractive..#that's my bf 😳#i am. so normal about this#also i like how he saves y.agami from getting shot AGAIN#there's like 4 instances in the first game where he saves y.agami from getting shot so I'm glad it's happening again#heh#couldn't save himself though could he- AHEM SORRY#the scene where he got shot was.. yeah. scary. haha.#(i was too distracted by the noises he made and was blushing too hard and thinking all sorts of things)#but ahem#I'm so glad he's okay though! ash kisses the scar on his tummy where he got shot a lot#anyways#this scene.. man... it's almost 2am.. but something tells me I'm gonna be thinking a little too hard to fall asleep 😳😳#he's always on my mind ajdhqjdh my lovely bf! reached main f/o status so fast- also today earlier i was writing some stuff for our fankid.#she's funny (hehe gets that from mama!!) and smart (also gets that from mama) and cool (gets that from-) and an aspiring detective too!
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gxlden-angels · 2 years ago
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I need Americans that were never Christian™️ to realize that the average conservative cult christian's thoughts are basically that one episode of Spongebob where he gets elected Hall Monitor and gives a speech with "Crime and Punishment. Punishment and Crime"
#christians see themselves as the hall monitors of the earth essentially#and everyone needs to be punished and have their good noodle stars taken else they'll commit arson#they genuinely believe that as soon as you stop policing people they'll delve into their deepest darkest fantasies and start committing sins#that even Jesus Christ himself didn't think of#they come from the idea that they are the only group capable of keeping things steady until Sky Papa can make his way down and fuck shit up#So when you do something bad it's because you fell into the pull of destruction#But when they do it's the equivalent of stepping on your dog's foot because they almost tripped you#I still think it's funny a bunch of christians are creationist tho lmao skill issue#My grandparents are but my dad isn't#he believes evolution essentially occurred over the same time the earth was being created#and the story of adam being made from dust was a metaphor and literal#he was made from dust made from decomposing animals and plants which he used to create us as a more perfect being#so now we continue to evolve because we're connected to the dust and can continue to try to improve#so my dad believes in evolution and went to college for biology and chemistry at the biggest HBCU in the US#That evolution/creationist tangent was completely unrelated but all twitter is for me rn is ppl freaking out about our rights being taken#I avoid twitter most of the time but like to look at my friends' and fav artists' tweets#and recently I think little joel made a video about the evolution video that was trending so yea#n e ways have a nice day y'all <3#I've been wanting to make more hehe hahas but everything in my brain rn is Undergraduate Thesis level shit#so I haven't really been reading or writing things I can talk about on Tumblr.Com ya know?#most of it is sociological textbooks memoirs and similar stuff that Id feel talking about on my casual blog#maybe Ill make a blog. like Blog blog for my essays one day#ex christian#religious trauma
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sophthecoolperson · 7 months ago
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I’ll always remember the day when I was thoroughly explaining everything about formula one to my best friend (because I needed someone to obsessively talk to about it t who wasn’t online) and I said off-handedly that Oscar and lando were practically dating. (Just like as a joke)
and then a week later I was talking to her again and I mentioned Oscar’s girlfriend and she was just like “what”. And I was confused until she said: ���You mean lando and Oscar aren’t dating??!!” And I just laughed and sad no and then she got all sad cause she thought they would have made a really cute couple.
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