#it's cooking

[io-lu-art]

me.

rn.

at 2 am.

[children-of-the-force]

I'm cooking.

[heian-era-housewife]

Still determined to keep to the Kinktober schedule. Even if it means everything from week 2 comes out Sunday night 😅

[spindrifters]

saturday snip

tysm @fruityindividual xx

Magic spirals in clouds like dust, spilling out a fine coated layer over everything beyond the centering pole of his body. Fleetingly, he’s reminded of something he read about years ago—something about bats and echolocation, and sensing the world through vibrational awareness. That’s not quite it, either, though. Magic is something entirely its own. A scent of glimmering gold.

no pressure tags @lynxindisguise @impishtubist @soloorganaas @kaleidoscopexsighs @babblingflowers @achilleslikespeas

[almaappreciationday]

Soon :3

[reddwoods]

if you’re craving chocolate muffins after the olympic muffin man videos, jordan the stallion on tiktok has the recipe for you

[thestuffedalligator]

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

[bob-artist]

I had an upsetting dream last night.

[io-lu-art]

Part 1 of 2... mayybeee?

This scene's been in my head for so long but in order to get there I need to write all the yet non existent scenes that build up to this moment and so many many others * cries *

So instead of writing it I am drawing it to get it off my chest... however productive that is, I have no idea.

It may not even end up like this in the final story. What do I know. This is gonna be act 3. I'm not even through writing act 1. So much can change.

[chongoblog]

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

[lotrmusical]

never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[versacethotty]

this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]