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hey fish boy
#obey me#obey me fanart#obey me shall we date#obey me leviathan#my art#artists on tumblr#any time I want to draw this nerd I hit shuffle on my sad girl hours playlist#the inspo was This is Why#it's basically automatic after that
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joemarr pinky shake except joe's not even fully on screen 😔
#damn you hard knocks camera#love how this shits automatic for them#i didn't think there would be any scenes on the last game tbh so still pleased etc#but man editors were being worked like dogs for this to come out on time 😭#oh joe also patted at ja'marrs helmet after his 2nd td!! cute <3#and zac was laughing incredulously 'all because of a blocked punt' too that was objectively really funny i can't lie#every bengals clip was super cute!!! wdym trey had to emphasize it was still his birthday when they mentioned joes apotm 😭#tee and ja'marr practicing for their tuddy ARGHHH and ja'marr with brixton!!! brixton doing the 'joe burrow' hoooooohh#also myles winked at the camera and i had to pause and do some breathing exercises#and i am unfortunately still enamored by mike tomlins shit with his players sigh#and like. is it just me or is there basically no ravens clips besides the scant few in the beginning.#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#hard knocks#and its still so confusing to me how zac was so detailed in his recount of the facemask to all those refs but they?? still don't call it???#i fear i will never understand football rules as a whole#also the punt blocker was a former bengal apparently 😭 ok.
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absolutely sick of hearing about AI. i know there are actual fantastic uses for tech that falls under the AI umbrella but i never even hear about it bc there's too much noise about scams, theft, bots, and the exponentially increased enshittification of formerly perfectly good products and services
#stupid text post#i swear its like 50% of what i see now#on any site#i tried looking up something at work about how to do a work thing#and after scrolling down 15 ads and an ai overview#i found a website that seemed to know what it was talking about but after clicking#no author on the article. SEO/ChatGPT style of speech. ai generated images. pure slop basically#some automatically generated SEO page for this company to get clicks on its website#the nefarious anglerfish in a way#5 paragraphs and not an ounce of valuable information
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i may not have many practical skills in life but getting academics on mturk to feel bad about rejecting my work is apparently one of them
#i got blocked by the main requester i do work for#apparently automatically by their system that flags for spam#and i sent them multiple emails like Hey uh wtf is up with this#and they finally got back with me after a month to basically tell me#oh you did too many and rated them too similar it messes with our data. we hope this explains why you were banned :)#even though i was rating the videos accurately#and i sent them a sort of last ditch email back not at all expecting a reply based on how they'd worded their first response#and#today i have been unblocked and bonused $1#the $1 is really killing me too
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Go fuck yourself
#trying to make a skill that's basically just two normal attacks#but for it to do exactly double damage it'd need to apply defense twice too#which it won't let me#I think it'd also work if I could set STR-F to 200 and leave ATK-F at 100#since in the damage calculation strength is applied after the defense calculation is already done#but it won't let me do that either#all the -F stuff is capped at 100 except ATK-F which is capped at 200#now I have to either accept that this skill is way stronger than it's supposed to be#or go into the script and change the damage calculation formula so that defense applies double to skills by default#and then change all other skills to only apply half defense to balance that out#which tbf would be a pretty easy change even for someone like me who knows nothing about coding#I guess I could also make it so both physical and magic defense applies to this skill and balance it that way#but I'm not sure about that#I already had to mess with the script so I could have the skill power at 0 without resulting in automatic misses
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"every lover's got a little dagger in their hand" hits different when you've just scraped a layer of skin open on your hand and have to drive home with it bleeding into your jacket
#like is it me? am I lover?#fall out boy#fob#smh.#IVE HAD A DAY. ILL SAY.#it was only like a mile or two but I was hitting every red light and my god parking when you can't use your right hand isn't fun#thank god I have an automatic and not manual#when I got home I bit down on a cloth and washed it out#the story is basically that I tripped in the store parking lot#I didn't realize my knees were scraped until after I got home and the adrenaline had worn off lol#I stood up and felt pain. whoooooops
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pass the happy! 💛 When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!
Hi anon!
Thank you for the sweet message!
Among the things that make me happy are :
being close to God (lately I've been feeling really relaxed after listening to Surah Ali-Imran)
enjoying the cool summer breeze on the mountains of my hometown
being surrounded by flowers and greenery
historical lessons / lectures (esp Dr. Ragheb Sergani)
enjoying a warm, hearty bowl of pumpkin soup on a cold day
#personal#thanks for the ask it was fun to answer!#Dr. Sergani's lessons are so soothing I feel so at ease listening to his lectures#I remember telling my friend that he's basically my anti-depressant#I automatically feel good after listening to one of his videos
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Hoping to use autism/ADHD tips/daily strategies even if I don't have any of that diagnosed but it just makes so much sense that me sticking to typical ppl routines ways doesn't work and I may need something a little different to function also finding so much reassurance that other people also struggle to like function daily on most basic tasks and maintenance and that they do have tips and solutions
#gotta write all the shit down#getting myself together out of the mess I am right now is the biggest new year resolution#24#new year#autism#ADHD#tips#if any of you have some that work we can exchange eheh#the most basic functions of my body and behaviours are so off#like sleep hydration food#thank god breathing is automatic cause I would probably fuck that one up too#after those things are together + some space in my mind + having enough money to buy food + passing term / knowing what to do with studies#ohhh then I can start thinking about anything elze#just getting those stuff together would be so much#+ having my room/body/clothes/hair clean and hygienic#and having myself and my pets in good health (checked)#thats like actually already a lot#maybe I should give up on additional stufd#🤷♀️#new year's resolution#2024#my post#diary
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#we have a guy that broke up (cheated?) with his long term gf#then automatically had a baby with a clout chaser groupie#then he starts dating someone else while someone else is pregnant with his child#then he breaks up with gf after a year (with his newborn)#to then get back with his long term gf 2 weeks later#then only comes back into his kids life after he has learned basic life tasks/skills#(basically mom got to do all the hard work with a baby and toddler and dad reaps the benefits)#OH! now he’s daiting a 22 year old#then we have a serial womanizer#who’s a home wrecker and sleeps with his superiors#spent 2 years with her only to dump her after the movie was out#supposedly had a 3 some with her friend#and is now hooking up with that friend#he’s a joke to the media and gp#lol#images#(not saying that if it was irl the women would be off the hook but their actions don’t overpower patterns)#this is how they want to be viewed as of 2020#they really want people to think low of them#it’s ridiculous to look at
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The ONLY Echidna that Knuckles isn't weary of and is actually friendly towards (other than Tikal; but that is a given) is Shade. He might be willing to give other members of the Nocturnus a second chance, but only if Shade insists or supports the decision...he trust her to know if they deserve a chance or not.
#I'm Just Warming Up {OOC}#About the Muse {Knuckles the Echidna}#Basically; anyone outside Shade that is an echidna...he is weary of or super suspicious of#I'm debating IF this would extend to Julie-Su; but that would have to be discussed with anyone who RPs her#Any other Echidna characters from the Pre-Genesis Wave of Archie run; be it friends or foes...he will be weary of regardless#As far as Knuckles is concerned he and Shade are the only two Echidna in the world; with the exception of Tikal (but she a ghost so)#Tikal he automatically trust regardless; that his ancestor after all and such...#He also respects Shade a lot UwU#This also ties into the Nixus the Echidna incident a bit too;since I like that arc and helps tie in Knuckles being weary of his kind at tim#Also only other exception would be other 'Knuckles' and AU/Verses where he has a sibling/twins/etc
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i miss my house (has been away for 2 days)
#today was pretty fun ngl we drove around went peach picking ate good food and i basically cannot remember the rest bc i’m done#my body automatically switched off after 8pm i have no recollection of the last few hours bruh#i think just staying at home drawing random jjk shit waiting for school to start would’ve been more relaxing than this….but oh well#gonna shower draw for a bit and watch superman till i fall asleep ig#yknow live the high life after living too much of the high life too fast
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I had the silliest idea pop up in my head and couldn't refuse it
even though I'm sleepy
#it's a wip so nooo tags#but if you can manage with my first sketch level of no details then you will manage to pin point every character#it's the full silly guys roster at the moment of February of 2025#featuring my oc Sam too bc they're literally based on the vibes those guys give off for the most part#bc I can and bc I wanted to and bc I looked at their sketch I did without thinking and went and now they're villain and not a simple villai#a silly one! which automatically makes them the honorary member of this room as they're the character I make the story for#and so in this small universe I kind of created based on my own head they don't need an invite and are not bound to that room#but I do count them in in my head pfff#anyway#my art#sketch#art wip#just a silly thing bc I wanted to have some fun bc I feel a bit bad lately#both physically and mentally#also the phrase on the bottom is referencing the fact that they all lose at one point while also them being losers for ending up in the roo#my faves room is on the other side MC room is ALSO on the other side and this room is literally a black hole#for the characters that I usually talk essay-lenght messages and stuff and am insufferable about for years usually#do I love them? sure! do I hate them? sure! it's less like the annoying characters room so they get that!#but that's still not a great room to end up in even though they are USUALLY the most comforting to look at#like hey those characters still exist cheer up!#also I have merch of every character on that couch usually (or at LEAST a paper figure) after some time#like I'm literally surrounded by those idiots and that makes me so happy but I still will love to see them suffer#also canon rules in that room but. the 99% of them are dead so basically it works until it's life or death situation#I even had a small comic p2 idea about rules of that place bc I love it as a location
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Roommate!Gojo who sends you off on your date with a pang of jealousy ripping its way through his body. Why couldn’t you be dressing up like that to spend the night with him. He knew you were excited, this was the most you’d dressed up in a long time, your hair sitting do perfect after the hours he watched you spend on it. The outfit you chose showing your figure in a way that had him clenching a fist, trying not to reach out and let his fingers dance over your exposed skin. That intoxicating perfume filling his nose as he stood so close, wishing you a good night before the door finally shut, and the only trace left behind was the small waves of your sweet scent still lingering in the air
Roommate!Gojo who is confused when he hears your keys in the door just 2 hours later, he wasnt even expecting you back tonight.
Roommate!Gojo rushing to your side when he sees your pretty face puffed up with tears, concern lacing his tone. Utter joy racing through him in reality, but he was still sad to see you so upset
Roommate!Gojo who listened to youn blubber and rant about how this was your first date in a long time and how you just wanted a nice night. He listened to you rant about how much an asshole the guy was all while stoking your hair and kissing your head as you sat wrapped up in his arms
Roommate!Gojo who almost died then and there when he heard you complain how men were shit and you “just wanted to get laid”
“that might be something I can help with gorgeous” he whispered before anything could stop him, His reaction basically automatic
Roommate!Gojo who had your crying for a nothing reason a few moment later as he was burying himself between heaven you thighs. Hot tears streamed down your face as the mans thick tongue worked his way through your folds, playing with your little bundle of nerves. Small whimpers leaving his throat as your taste made him rock hard. His hands gripping your thighs, keeping them spread wide for him so he could see you in all your glory “Pretty girl, if you were needing to cum all you had to do was ask me” his syrupy voice rang out in your fucked out head in between his vulgar licks of your dripping cunt “That asshole didnt deserve to see you so pretty” he whispered into your cunt. “I had half a mind to drag you back in a fuck you against the door seeing you dressed like that”
His words rippling over your, breaking you more and more. You had no choice but to listen to him as he teased and taunted you.
You couldn’t even bother yourself to respond, not after his fingers slid into your cunt so easily, the squelch of your wetness echoing in the room.
Roommate!Gojo who couldn’t wait to get his throbbing cock inside that needy little pussy of yours. He’d thought of this moment for months and he wasn’t quite sure how it was actually happening.
Roommate!Gojo who had you naked and spread over his bed right now, looking at your fucked out features. Your skin laced with sweat, your hair still beautifully framing face, those tits hed spent so many night imagining while he fucked his fist now open for him to see, all marked from his touch. That beautiful cunt of yours dripping from the orgasms he had already pulled out of it, and yet you were still begging him for more
“please Satoru, I need you” you whined so sweetly beneath him and he teased his red leaking tip through your folds, coating himself I your slick. He soothed you, kissing your head gently “It’s okay pretty girl, ill give you whatever you need” he promised before lining himself up with your fluttering entrance and sinking himself deep inside.
The moan that left him was sinful as he bottomed out inside of you, you felt amazing wrapped around his cock, even better then he imagined.
Roommate!Gojo who couldn’t hold himself back for long, soon he was pistoning himself in and out of your sopping pussy, moaning incoherently abut how good you felt. You were more then happy to lay there and take every inch, every thrust he was giving you. Your mind so far gone you couldn’t do much more then whimper and moan and every move he made, his thick cock hitting that delicious part of your velvety walls with every stroke. Your eyes rolling back as your nails dragged red lines down his back
“There she is, theres my pretty girl” “cant believe all you needed was a good fucking sweetheart, all you had to do was ask” “been thinking about this tight little pussy for ages” “come on baby, take it, this is what you where begging for” “such a good girl for me, taking it so well” “awh, you like this don’t you? filthy girl”
Roommate!Gojo who was a stuttering mess, his head falling into your shoulders as his hips never stopped their brutal pace, his balls slapping against you with each thrust. It wasnt long before he had you cumming again that night. Your wall squeezing him tight as you flooded his perfect skin with you juices. You could do nothing but moan his name, so sweetly in his ear that his orgasm hit him as well. His balls tightening as he fucked him cum deep into you. His pushing himself deeper with each finishing thrust. A deep groan coming from his chest as his hips faultered and finally stopped. Both of you lying there, panting.
“next time you need a good fuck princess, let me know” he whispered into you ear
You wouldve hit the smug bastard if you werent so sure that you would be taking him up on his offer again the next day
#gojo satoru#jjk x you#jjk x reader#jjk#jjk smut#jjk gojo#jjk fanfic#jjk satoru#gojo saturo#satoru gojo x reader#jujutsu satoru#satoru smut#satoru gojo#gojo smut#gojo x you#jujutsu gojo
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i'm so stressed my ears are ringing lmao it's bedtime
#i'll finish the shop either tomorrow or this weekend...hit a snag wrt combined shipping discounts#since sometimes fulfillment will split the order based on where it's manufactured and split orders each charge their own shipping#so combined shipping discounts on ko-fi can calculate shipping as significantly less than what it actually costs....#which means since i'm selling basically at manufacture cost i might end up owing money for fulfillment. and that's....not doable for me....#i don't want to overcharge shipping either. what a pickle....uuuuurgh i might have to go with etsy after all bc of their integrations#since etsy automatically calculates all the things....fucking hate them though aaaaaaaugh augh augh augh#stirring up trouble
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Noureddine doesn't get donations for days after that his gfm closed and he relied on Paypal.
My other promotions
Note: I do not often make posts for campaigns I am not focusing on, and I won't be updating this often
Updated: Nov 27
Member(s): @noor509 (current), @noorabd1992 (deleted), @noorabd-1992
Verification: @/90-ghost on Wayback Machine (old campaign), knows vetted Palestinian @/mohiy-gaza2
Payment methods: Paypal for Noor (proof of legitimacy)
Summary: Noureddine's family relied on their gfm campaign to fulfill basic living needs, but all donations from Nov 4-15 (some on Nov 3) were not received and the campaign closed on Nov 15. If you believe you're eligible for a refund and didn't get one, please contact gfm. Noor now receives funds through a Paypal account (linked above).
Campaign details, updates:
Nov 26: Noor gets only 1-2 donations to his Paypal daily. I'm adopting this campaign starting Nov 28-29 for an unknown amount of time. It will be difficult to track progress as it's not observable on Paypal and Noor cannot be online to update me constantly, but I will try.
Nov 15: Noor's gfm campaign was closed on Nov 15. He and his campaign manager spoke of the situation here, which links to a Paypal that he now relies on.
The old fundraiser link no longer works. The last transfer was sometime on Nov 3, and to my knowledge all donations from Nov 4-15 (some from Nov 3) didn't make it to Noor and were automatically refunded. If you believe you were eligible for a refund and didn't get one, please contact gofundme.
Campaign details:
Noureddine's previous account was completely deleted along with all reblogs including vetting, resulting in the campaign stagnating.
He relies on donations as he has no income with which to care for his wife and 2 children, one of whom is a newborn.
The family moved from the hospital to their tent immediately after their second child was born in March.
They were relocated 7 times.
The tent is already inadequate shelter as there are harmful insects.
I've seen many Gazans worry about winter making tent living conditions unbearable.
Food, clean water, and medicine are scarce. The family live under constant and extreme psychological stress.
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did anyone else ever find it odd how easily zeus offered percy godhood? and how it almost seemed like he secretly wanted percy to accept? well i did, and after thinking long and hard about it…
i don’t think percy understood what turning down godhood really meant
demigods do tasks for the gods because they don’t have to follow any rules. they aren’t controlled by anyone or anything. demigods are a strange hybrid - not god, not human. they are in between the laws of immortal and mortal. they are not supposed to exist. yet they do, which is what makes them so extraordinary.
percy is crazy powerful. of course, there’s the aspect of raw power. he has domain over air (storms/hurricanes), land (earthquakes and volcanic eruptions), and sea (monster waves, tsunamis, floods, basically anything that involves water.) he can control bodily fluids. he has super strength (with one hand, he held up an unconscious annabeth who was being pulled down by both arachne AND the forces of tartarus). he has super speed (he moves faster than bullets in TTC). no matter how badly you hurt him, he automatically heals and regenerates the second he touches water (an ability no other demigod has). he’s an extraordinary swordsman. very skilled in combat and warfare. he’s smart, and thinks of plans quickly. but he also has a great deal of social/poltcial power… i mean, he’s a leader and hero to both the greek and roman camps. if he says “attack,” all demigods, greek or roman, attack. no question. do you have any idea how threatening that is to the olympians? he’s also best friends and has an empathy link with the lord of the wild, which basically means all of nature is by his side too, including all land creatures. he’s also prince of horses, which means pegasi too (both of which are extremely useful in battle). and of course all sea creatures, including the mythical ones like krakens and leviathans. not to mention many of the gods really like him. hermes, hephaestus, athena, aphrodite, and dionysis have all gone out of their way to help him. artemis holds him in high regard, especially since he saved her. apollo literally considers him his friend! and poseidon - his dad, the god who is the biggest threat to zeus - is fiercely protective of him and cares about him a great deal. many minor gods also like him because he demanded them to be given more respect and for their kids to be welcomed at the camps.
percy unknowingly has more power, both physical and social/political, than anyone should ever have. he may have absolutely no idea, but it must scare the living daylights out of zeus. by accepting zeus’s offer to become a god, percy would have submitted himself to the control of zeus. zeus would be his king and ruler. zeus would then have complete control over him.
but percy said no. therefore, percy remains out of zeus’s control.
percy had no idea what he was doing. but thank the gods he made that choice. thank the gods he’s an incredible person. thank the gods percy jackson has no desire for power, because he has more of it than anyone should ever be able to have.
#i just know zeus wrote his name in his burn book that night#zeus must have been so pissed#percy jackson#the last olympian#pjo#percabeth#percy jackson and the olympians
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