#it's all the toxic bitches
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the vibes in this room...
#it's all the toxic bitches#and then my poor tav#she's just trying to find a cure 😭#and her relationship with shadowheart is on the rocks rn#by that i mean#her opinion is 99 instead of 100#and astarion fucken hates her oml 💀#astarion#lae'zel#shadowheart#bg3 act 2#technically#bg3 act 2 spoilers#i guess???#bg3#nuclear.7z#john baldur
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V: Not that I’m broke. Because I know where to come if I’m broke.
D: Thank you for buying merchandise at shop.danielhowell.com so that I can pay for my grandma’s…total body workout.
Hard to overstate how much I adore this whole this (saved the parasocial for the tags)
#all the years she seems to have been such stability for him#and now he can be stability for her#and she knoooows it she knows he’ll prop up her lifestyle she knows she’s got a richass grandson#and he buys her nice things and surely pays for the trips they take#and they just have such a sweet hilarious dynamic their dry humor seems so similar b#and the love is so palpable#and I just am tickled by thinking about when he got wealthy enough to be able to financially support his gran#that that’s what he did#at least enough for her to feel comfortable making this comment :)#also he looks sooooo pleased about it#also sorry to be toxic but lowkey hot of him to know he’s that rich bitch#Dan and Phil#Dan Howell#me yapping
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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut
What a mess
#fop nature au#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop#dale dimmadome#Flowers OC#candy gore#gore#blood#body horror#this really is a mess on so many levels#I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up#everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain#And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now#Not exactly easy to explain away#Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol#Im sure he'll be fine#This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it#Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline#which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO#Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup#Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time#that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing#Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished#He's gonna have to get metal implants#You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch#He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite#Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks
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So this poll from @pollsnatural asked if Supernatural was the most toxic fandom people have been in, and the vast majority of folks said no, so now - based on some fandoms in the replies of that post - I'm curious...
Runners up from the linked poll include Teen Wolf, MCU, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon a Time, sports RPF, Minecraft YouTube, Dragon Age, Mo Dao Zu Shi, One Direction, a bunch of others, and a few abbreviations I'm not familiar with lmao.
I'm guessing "other" will win this poll - tell me which in the tags! I'm curious if there's any Really Big One I should have included (probably MCU...it was hard to juggle "size/popularity of fandom" with "relative toxicity" like if a fandom is huge it's usually just more toxic in general cause there are the same number of weirdos per capita but way more people overall, ya know?)
anyway. yes. poll. do the thing.
#polls#fandom polls#my top three in no particular order are voltron harry potter and mdzs#supernatural is probably fourth tho#like it's up there but i've also just been in a lot of fandoms#and harry potter is hard to top for toxic when jkr herself is right the fuck there being a bitch on wheels#not gonna tag the fandoms on this one lmao#people can find it organically via reblogs or not at all
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TOXIC. YURI.
#i have never so feverishly whipped up a sketch in my life#maybe i'll clean this up and render it someday#but for now i need to get my ass to bed (work and all that jazz)#bitches will be like "i love toxic yuri woah woah''#& they're not even shipping a rotting 400 yr old genocidal alchemist with the freshly transmuted living corpse of her ex's 26 yr dead wife#🙄#+my art+#fma#fma 03#dante#sloth#gore#body horror
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How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad
#daniel ricciardo#dr3#christian horner#for the blacklists#I recognize that christian horner in a gifset is NOT the kind of content people in ricnation are looking for rn#debated posting this but fuck it#me 🤝🏼 daniel: two bitches that love a depressing song lyric#it's about breaking free from a toxic relationship and the importance of prioritizing one's own needs#and that it can take a long time to recognize the dynamics at play in those relationships#and removing yourself from that situation can be just as hard and that just kind of epitomizes daniel with christian for me#in the return to rbr I think daniel trusted that CH would at the very least be straight forward and upfront with him#even if the end result wasn't what daniel wanted or hoped for#daniel could handle not getting the rbr seat#but something he couldn't handle was the truth that the one person he believed he could trust was gaslighting him and using him#and daniel had a light bulb moment - the point where you realize that sometimes the best thing you can do for yourself is to walk away#and so he got out#also this is obviously my interpretation of a relationship that I have zero insider info on and maybe they are chill now#as always…thinking too deeply about people I don’t know in the tags#also i recognize that this song is actually about a tiktok hype house but whatever rbr are that immature so it fits#this is my first go with this type of editing in PS so if you have any tips on style and execution i'm all ears#Apparently i also owe CH an apology bc i was so sure he didn't shake daniel's hand pre-race in singapore but he actually did and i missed i#during the breakdown i was having anyway fuck him still
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paranormal brothers
WOO finally shigaraki twins art dump lesgoo
first off heres a facial study+headcanon thingy i did of these two cus theyre fun to make !!!
theyre not complete i think..? since i couldnt come up w anymore hcs 😭😭 i wanted more. anhways yeah also ofc things might change btw!
(this is actually a revised version but i dont wanna show yall the old one bc its bad hahdj)
anyways, doodles go!!!
andddd old art from 2022!! which u can tell cus of the age hc lol.(
#ah yes mhas finest toxic doomed siblings#the first image was drawn right after 407 dropped :]]#(pls ignore the hole hand mistake asdfgh)#yall dont know how ECSTATIC i was when we FIANLLLYLYLYY got their backstory#i literally had been bitching ab it for a year on twitter ahhhh#it was so sooooo good#it actually made me get interested in afo cus i did NOT gaf ab the guy lol#but at the same time that was a mistake bc there is so much to unpack w this character#i still care ab his brother more tho !#not afraid to show my favoritism tehee#we dont know much about yoichi afterall soo#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha manga spoilers#mha all for one#mha afo#yoichi shigaraki#shigaraki yoichi#i actually bought into the 'theyre twins' hc at one point cus it made sm sense#but them having an age range was more popular so i just went w that instead#bnha#mha#also ik afo having preferred prns is nuts but he rlly doesnt care#dahlia.art
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pioneer of lesbianism in motorsports. to me
#one must consider a universe with toxic yuri brocedes in it#this is me realizing that all the bitches i fuck with were born in the merc garages or will inevitably die in there. so sick and twisted#glad i was a baby in the nico era cause imagine experiencing that in real time. im already sick in the head idk who id be then#anyway sorry. before george russell lesbianism theres nico rosberg lesbianism#hazel.txt#f1#love not tagging these delirium girlblogs like if theres an audience itll get there. or wont
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all these people bending over backwards to tell other people not to engage with shipping in iwtv because it's a show about abuse….
#iwtv only toxic to miserable people! i be having a ball in this bitch#like bestie that's not the point#we're all well aware they're all terrible people#it's about being loved despite the horror the unforgivable and the unlovable in you#they all deserve each other#the minute you start applying human morality to these creatures i kinda cant take you seriously#isnt that anne rice's point anyway#hate her but she popped off with that#anyways#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire chronicles#tvc#kamwashere
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When Jaskier's angry or upset, it's always "Don't touch me!" "Get away!" "Hands off!" And then the bard will be gone for hours or days until he calms down.
Now, Geralt understands this kind of reaction. He himself doesn't want to talk to/be around others when he's angry. Much less let anyone touch him. The thing is...Jaskier acting that way never fails to make Geralt feel like shit. Jaskier is usually so affectionate that the sudden cut off is jarring. The first few times it happened, Geralt had been sure that Jaskier was fed up with him and leaving for good.
However, Jaskier always returns. They make amends, and the bard resumes his touchy, affectionate ways.
One day though, they have their worst argument yet. And although he had always come back before, Geralt is certain that this is the time Jaskier will leave forever. If Jaskier walks out that door, Geralt is sure he will never see him again.
So, unthinkingly, Geralt catches the bard's wrist.
Jaskier's eyes widen, panic replaces anger. "Geralt! Let me go! Let me go right now!"
Geralt loosens his grip reflexively in response to Jaskier's panic. Did the bard think the witcher would force him to stay?
He opens his mouth to try to explain.
Only, the world is...spinning? And Geralt's tongue is heavy. And everything is warm. Oh, he feels like he’s going to hurl.
Then, he passes out.
An unknown amount of time later, Geralt wakes. He feels kind of hungover but is otherwise fine. To his relief, Jaskier is sitting at his bedside.
When the bard notices Geralt is awake, he inquires after his health. At Geralt's reassurance that he is fine, Jaskier launched into a tirade about the number of times he had told Geralt "NOT TO TOUCH ME WHEN I’M MAD! AND THAT INCLUDES RIGHT NOW, YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH, YOU BASTARD!!!"
Geralt is a bit confused about how Jaskier being mad and his fainting spell are connected.
Two things are revealed:
1) Jaskier is part fae.
2) Some fae become toxic to touch when they are angry or upset. It is a magical trait, so it fades when the anger does. However, it can still be deadly.
This puts some things into perspective. Like how Jaskier, who seems to feel entitled to his emotions/reactions no matter how inappropriate they may be, is very skilled at cooling his temper. Or how, when he does become angry, he chooses verbal slander over physical violence. Or how when there IS a physical fight Jaskier wraps his hands in cloth and tries to use blunt instruments.
Bonus: Geralt tells all of the witchers not to touch Jaskier when he's mad, and Lambert takes that as a challenge.
I LOVE THIS!!!!!! OH MY GOODDDDDD!!! You take the things we spoke about and add onto it like putting glitter on a macaroni art craft, it's beautiful, It's so beautiful, oh my god! Poor Geralt thought his bard was leaving and poor Jaskier has to watch his stupid idiot Witcher touch him, gAH I love it! I want to read a 5k oneshot about it
#geraskier#geralt x jaskier#the witcher#geralt x dandelion#geralt loves his bard!#witcher fanfiction#fanfiction prompts#writing prompts#established relationship#or#getting together#friends to lovers#requited unrequited love#fae jaskier#nonhuman jaskier#inhuman jaskier#Is this what the kids mean when they talk about toxic old man yaoi??#This is a joke please do not tell me about toxic old man yaoi I know#I KNOW#IT WAS A JOKE CAUSE ONE O FHTEM IS TOXIC TO TOCUH AND HTE OTHER IS LIKE A CENTURY OLD#How old IS geralt again i forgor#everyone says hes usually in his 90s#oldass bitch#*kicks him*#boomer!!!#OH MYG OD THATS WHY HE HATES JASKIER SO MUCH IN THE NETFLIX SHOW#BOOMER HUMOR#HE HATES HIS WIFE#GUYS ITS ALL CONNECTED#*gets shot by the fbi for knowing too much*
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Me and My Muse
Eat up, toxic old man yaoi enjoys. Come get y’all’s juice!
Threw this together pretty quick. I should clean up the line art more but \_(0’0)_/
If anyone wants some more billford doodles I’ll discount the hell out of my commissions right now for brain rot…
👀… I’m just saying. Check out my commissions post pinned on my page, send me a dm 👀👀
#book of bill#book of bill fanart#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#bill cipher#Stanford pines#young stanford pines#billford#the old man yaoi jokes are so funny to me#alex hirsh#really said y’all want a bill romance??#old divorced men is all you get#not that it’s shut down anyone’s freak#love me some toxic yaoi#these bitches are so funny to me
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marching forward through the Gates of Hell
#code geass#suzalulu#code geass lelouch of the rebellion#lelouch vi britannia#suzaku kururugi#lelouch lamperouge#god....tagging lelouch is literally so annoying#cg wld have been great if CLAMP said 'damn sunrise u comm us for our art style but cant animate for shit. hbu let us draw it instead#like deadass hwo u go out of ur way to ask CLAMP for designs then animate them AWFULLY BRO!!!!#i love love the character sheets they r beautifully done#all the offical art by CLAMP is stunning too but the anime is like. mf have nvr drawn in their lives I think....#esp Lelouch like CLAMP's art of him its like ooh yeh ofc he gets bitches. then u watch the anime n ur like ain't no way...#whatever anyw this is inspired by a CLAMP illustration where they wear these suits.#i tried to use very desat colors but. idk. also they look wonky but idk call me Sunrise Animation I refuse to do lineart nowadays#listened to TONS of old Coldplay thats the vibe I'm going for...#i love toxic star crossed lovers....latina sterotype 1 : me 0
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there is not enough femslash in batcest circles. the girls deserve to be just as weird about each other as the boys are. if BruDick gets to be weird father/son/brothers/lovers/friends/rivals/soulmates then it is only fair that Babs/Cass get to be mother/daughter/sisters/lovers too. Something about that deep intrinsic but undefinable love that is born out of trauma, especially if you consider Cass not knowing what healthy love looks like in the first place. i think it's fun and deserves just as much fandom content.
besides that, you can get even more niche with rarepairs like Helena/Steph. Huntress/Spoiler: Blunt Trauma is already a fantastic comic and even though it's their only real canon interaction it has so much potential. very comparable to TimJay in how Helena tries to get Steph to understand her morals and the corruption you could play with it.
batman: huntress/spoiler: blunt trauma (1998)
that comic also highlights on how both Steph and Helena are outcasts of the Batfamily and don't have the approval of Bruce to be doing what they do in "his city". I think there's so much Potential in Helena taking Steph under her wing because Bruce won't let her in and it becomes a weird codependent toxic sapphic mess. I think the protectiveness Helena feels over Steph from the get-go is so clear and the way she wants to look out for Steph, wants to make sure Steph understands the real world? I love them. Helena should be allowed to steal Steph, actually. I think it'd be fun.
there are a lot of other possibilities too like Babs/Steph or even getting weird with Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and the existential question of "is it selfcest or not." But these two specifically live in my head rent-free, especially Helena/Steph and one day I'll convince everyone else to ship it too.
#batcest#necrotic festerings#how do i tag ships that are almost non-existent#helena bertinelli x stephanie brown#cassandra cain x barbara gordon#as resident huntress fan my answer to the is helena w/helena b selfcest depends entirely on which version of helena wayne you're using.#pre-crisis!helena wayne/pre-flashpoint!helena bertinelli? yes i agrue is selfcest adjacent at least#because helena bertinelli was meant to be an adaptation of helena wayne#if it's jsa (2022)!helena wayne then it's *not* selfcest because they co-exist in the same universe#and according to current lore helena wayne was named after bertinelli and took the name huntress in her honor#which is a *choice* for sure but that's a different post#i still think shipping them is super fun in a “don't meet your heroes” sort of way with helena wayne time travelling#and then potentially running into bertinelli and realizing she's not what wayne thought she was and it being weird toxic shit#as for new-52 helena wayne. i do not acknowledge her and will not comment.#*god* I hate new-52 huntress.#(imo it would be selfcest tho bc they tried to make helena wayne a bertinelli clone. so. there's that.)#i'm going to write a helena/steph fic some day and none of you bitches can stop me#yeah yeah we have stephcass but y'all have sanitized the fuck out of that to convince yourselves it's not batcest and that made it boring.#and helena/babs is neat and all but i prefer helena/zinda when it comes to BoP ships#i should've included panels for cass/babs but it's been a while since i read batgirl (2000) so none immediately came to mind#i have a *lot* more helena/steph thoughts but no braincell to word them. know i will talk about them again.#they got one whole comic and now i won't let them go#also cass/helena is fun for combating morals and the complicated batgirl mantle#cass wears the batgirl suit *helena* made y'all think i can't make that romantic bc i can and will#if we have robin pile then give me batgirl pile#babs/helena/steph/cass hell throw in bette too.
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"I was afraid of facing you. I can't even call you by your name."
THE NOVELIST: PLAYBACK (2021). DIRECTED BY: MIKI KOICHIRO.
#the novelist#the novelist: playback#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#jdramasource#tvedit#mediagifs#*#faiza gifs#THESE! CODEPENDENT! BITCHES!#GOD im so glad i could find a decent t*rr*nt of playback last night i can FINALLY gif it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#anyway. THIS SCENE. my GOD.#rio FINALLYYYYYYY breaking down ALL this walls ALL HIS EGO on the fucking FLOOR#just being VULNERABLE in front of haruhiko after training it through to japan JUST TO COME#AND SAY SORRY TO HIM.#yalllllll theyre just SO .... SATISFYING.#the WHOLE novelist franchise is THERAPY. u see them go thru EVERY stage of toxicity right through to tenderness.#i mean theyre still HUGELY filled with issues. but. THEYRE OKAY. theyre messed up bitches PERFECTLY codependent on one another.#god and dont even GET ME STARTED on rio not even being able to SAY haruhiko bc it just weighs GO MUCH TOO MUCH on his tongue#BC THAT MEANS BEING VULNERABLE AND LETTING SOMEONE IN AND HE COULD NOT LET HIMSELF DO THAT.#NOR DID HE THINK HE WAS WORTHY OF HARUHIKO TO EVEN SAY HIS NAME IM GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEE
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Actually criminal that I don’t know how to draw my fave of 12 years. I need to go through boot camp and draw him one million times
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#sebastian michaelis#art tag#he’s such an odd one out with my faves it’s hilarious#all my faves are abuse/cult survivors that deal with lack of identity and autonomy#you would think that would lend me to Ciel being my fave right? no#I like the toxic egotistical bitch
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Toxic people ….”Just get your shit … and go”
You’re dismissed ~~ now go.
#toxic people#hypocrite#let it go#leave women alone that post their pics already#your rules apply to all except yourself#so childish#yes i blocked you because you are obsessed with posting about me. Always keep your enemies close they say but enough is enough#Don't u dare disagree w/a narcissistic Dom ..lol#you may call me a bitch#but i'll *never* be your bitch 💋
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