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Messy journal spreads >>>>
#I love the mess#The doodles#the messy handwriting#it's all part of the plan baby#journal spread#journaling#journal inspiration#journal#daily journal#messy journal#journal entry
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Eden was their ✨disney princess era✨
#it's canon#source: it was revealed to me in a dream#aziraphale being good with reptiles was all part of the ineffable plan#crowley is having the time of his life here#my only regret is that I forgot to include a baby aardvark#but I put ducklings there instead#aardvarks will have to wait#btw the snake aziraphale is holding is my pet snake that died in 2020#my poor precious baby she was such a sweetheart#she liked to knock the thermometer off the glass and hide it#I was supposed to draw like an ordinary garter snake there buuut#it's MY silly doodle and I get to do what the heck I want with it 👁️👁️#lmao crowley's brain is really malfunctioning here#guys he's a demon the creature of darkness foul fiend devil serpent#guys he can't get up the lamb is sleeping#somebody save him#there are vicious animals#and she's exp-#*JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW AND FLIES AWAY*#hey where the fuck is the gecko going#aziraphale#good omens fanart#crowley#aziracrow#good omens#ineffable husbands
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A Taegi Series, pt. 7: personal space ❌ being attached at the hip ✅
cr. namuspromised, jung-koook, 0613data
#btsgif#dailybts#btsedit#bts#bangtan#taegi#yoongi#taehyung#tuserandi#usersky#usermaggie#usersan#userkelli#raplineuser#*yg#*th#*taegi#*youarehome#*comp#*gifs#been a while! I miss my babies#taehyung to yoongi's personal space: I'm just gonna scooch in right here if you don't mind#if you miss a moment then it's probably planned to be in a different part (and I didn't want to make it so long)#also as supposed to some that seem to be missing these are all (somewhat) consensual lmao#looks ugly unfortunately the clips have too many different colours
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Okay but consider by the time the odysseus is baby girling himself during suffering, it's been very well established that he is the distraction/talk their way out of trouble friend. So eurylochus who has probably been putting up with this nonsense since they were children was going no no this is 100% normal just ignore it. While the crew (who was just random subjects yes?) Was going what the fuck what the fuck
#eurylochus#Odysseus#Epic the musical#Like odysseus eurylochus and polties all would have had a very set very well established dynamic#And yes polties is dead which irrevocably changed them and is really the base for their shattered friendship#Which is a whole other eassy post I will write one day#But it has always been odysseus up front being the distraction while eurylochus carried out the plan#Polties probably ran support but I haven't thought it all the way out yet so idk#And eurylochus would be very very familiar with odysseus's tactics#Like mans has probably been watching odysseus baby girl himself as a distraction probably since they were children#Probably since Athena showed up since I imagine that she would have set up various tests throughout his training#And the other gods were probably like 👀 new favorite plaything???#Headcanon that these three started encounter monsters or things that shouldn't be that hard to kill but are pretty immediately after#Athena started odysseus's mentorship#So is it his favorite thing in the world to watch his captain giggling and kicking his feet at monster Penelope? Absolutely not#But it is sadly part of his everyday life? Yes#The crew however who are made up of a bunch of random subjects who now knows way too much about their king#Would actually like to be eaten verse seeing odysseus flirt with a monster they trying to kill#Suffering#Sirens#jorge rivera herrans
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Back on my The Grand Princess / The Princess Royal bullshit again but when you know all three are time travelers but only LR and PWX know about each other, the early interactions are so funny to me. At first Li Rong was just weirded out by them spending time with (what she thought was) a 20 year old baby!Su Rongqing. And conversely, I'm pretty sure they weirded him out several times in return.
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The two of them were in their respective cells, reading books and records of Go games that had been played, quarreling over a few things in their free time as the days idly passed by.
In the evening, Su Rongqing brought a food box, which he gave Li Rong alongside a few novels, then he gave an account of what happened in the recent days in the imperial court, going over everything at once.
Li Rong listened to his report as she bowed her head and looked through the novels that Su Rongqing had brought her. Once Su Rongqing had finished speaking, she didn’t bother to ask more about imperial court affairs and only said, “These novels you brought me seem very interesting. I should be able to finish reading them in a few days. You can find something similar for me next time.”
Su Rongqing stared blankly for a moment, but then he reacted and said somewhat hesitantly, “Is there anything else Your Highness wants me to bring?”
“No, nothing,” Li Rong said.
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
(Su Rongqing: quivering like a hunting dog and ready to assist a 20 yr old princess; prepared, if asked, to recite a complete report of every key political occurrence in the kingdom)
(Li Rong, calmly chilling in prision, working thru her reading list: ok see u later i guess)
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Pei Wenxuan had almost finished getting ready by the time Li Rong came out after freshening up. The two of them left their cells together, following Su Rongqing out of prison.
It had yet to be daybreak, but everyone was in high spirits. Li Rong got onto the carriage first. Pei Wenxuan was about to get onto the carriage behind hers when he saw Su Rongqing directly board Li Rong’s carriage without the slightest intention of avoiding suspicion.
Pei Wenxuan stopped what he was doing. After a moment, he made a decision.
He also got onto Li Rong’s carriage.
As soon as Li Rong got onto the carriage, she felt a bit sleepy, but she soon saw Su Rongqing come up as well. It gave her a scare, and she subconsciously asked, “What are you doing up here?” 😟
“There are many things that have not yet been explained to Your Highness. This humble official feared that it may be too late to do so upon arriving at the palace. May Your Highness be forgiving.” Su Rongqing respectfully answered.
Li Rong unhurriedly nodded and said, “Su daren is truly considerate…”
Before she could finish her sentence, Pei Wenxuan rolled up the curtain and jumped in. Li Rong couldn’t help but ask once more, “What are you doing up here as well?” 😕
Pei Wenxuan subconsciously wanted to throw out his retort, “He can come up, but I can’t?” But he took one look at Su Rongqing’s face and held back. It didn’t matter if they quarreled loudly on a daily basis, but one must still uphold etiquette in the presence of others 😇, so he respectfully said, “There are some matters to be discussed with Your Highness. This humble official feared that it may be too late to do so upon arriving at the palace. May Your Highness be forgiving.”
Li Rong: “…” 😶😕
Such similar excuses that made it inconvenient for her to refuse.
“Then have a seat and join us, Pei daren.” Li Rong called out for the two to come over. There was not much that needed to be discussed. They took a seat on opposite sides. Li Rong sat in the main seat in between, and for some reason, she began to experience a sense of apprehensiveness and awkwardness that could not be put to words. 😐😬
The three of them were silent. Su Rongqing lowered his eyes and said nothing. Pei Wenxuan closed the fan in his hand, also not speaking up.
With nothing to do, Li Rong poured tea for herself in the meantime. The sound of pouring water could be heard. Both of them were watching her. Li Rong’s movements paused as she held the teapot. After a moment, she revealed an awkward smile and persuaded the two, “Have some tea.”
With that said, she personally poured them each a cup of tea. When she picked up the tea, it became a question of whom to give it to first.
If it was given to Su Rongqing first, she feared that Pei Wenxuan would find a way to retaliate some time later knowing him and that petty heart of his. 😒
If it was given to Pei Wenxuan first, this would not quite be in accordance with etiquette since Su Rongqing ranked higher than Pei Wenxuan in terms of their official post and status. 😅
She stiffened as she held the cup. The two of them quietly eyed the tea in her hands. Li Rong suddenly felt that what she was holding was not tea but a firecracker that could go off at any time. 💀
After a few moments, Li Rong gritted her teeth and decisively drained the cup of tea in her hands in one go and calmly said, “I was a bit thirsty, so I had another cup. Su daren,” She broke through the awkward atmosphere and got to the point, turning to look at Su Rongqing, “What did you wish to inform Bengong?”
Contrary to one’s expectation, Su Rongqing’s matters were neatly laid out, almost as if he was telling Li Rong everything he knew. No matter how big or small, everything to his knowledge was reported to her. ... 📜📑
Li Rong nodded, grateful, as she said: “Su daren is rather dedicated.”
“Handling such affairs for Your Highness is merely this humble official’s duty.”
Pei Wenxuan sat off to the side, quietly listening as the two of them spoke. Once Su Rongqing and Li Rong finished their conversation, Li Rong turned to look at Pei Wenxuan and smiled, “And what does Pei daren wish to inform Bengong?”
“Oh, it’s not a big deal,” Pei Wenxuan smiled and raised his fan, pointing to the hairpin on Li Rong’s head, “Your Highness, your hairpin is crooked.”
Li Rong: “……”
He actually didn’t leave her the slightest bit of face, too lazy to even bother to act perfunctory towards her. 😤
Li Rong was about to have people stop the carriage and blast Pei Wenxuan out when she noticed that the person beside her suddenly got up, placing one hand on his sleeve to draw it back as he raised his other hand to gently straighten her hairpin. He calmly said, “All is well, Your Highness.”
😶 Li Rong stared blankly and had yet to respond while Pei Wenxuan coldly eyed Su Rongqing. Su Rongqing returned to his seat in an unhurried manner, his expressions calm and unperturbed, completely ignoring Pei Wenxuan’s gaze.
Seeing that the atmosphere had become awkward again, Li Rong let out a small cough. When the two looked over, Li Rong hastily picked up a cup of tea and persuaded them, “Have some tea.”
The two of them said nothing, making Li Rong feel even more embarrassed. 🤦
Fortunately, the carriage finally arrived at the palace within moments. Upon arriving at the imperial palace, Li Rong quickly said, “We’ve arrived, let us quickly be on our way.” 🏃 💨
Having said that, she didn’t even notice that the two of them had stood up and quickly jumped out of the carriage. The morning breeze greeted her as she got out of the carriage. Li Rong felt at ease and content. She waved her fan and walked on ahead, telling Jing Lan, “Let’s go, let’s go ahead first.”
“Without waiting for the two darens?”
Jing Lan was at somewhat of a loss. Li Rong should presumably enter the palace with them, but as soon as Li Rong heard her, she quickly covered half of her face with her fan, revealing a disdainful look, “Hurry up and go, let’s put some distance between us and them.”
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#cdrama#the grand princess#the princess royal#the way that SRQ was clearly concerned#about why the timeline had changed and now the yang heir is dead and princess is in prision ⁉#but it was literally all part of the plan so li rong is feeling v satisfied and just wishes baby!srq could go be somewhere else 😂😭
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✧ — 𝐓𝐀𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄.
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#only if you want to of course !!!!!! 🥀💌☺️!#leg.txt#leg.about#my campaign that shimmering is a a*rlathan you dancing with the wolf while a diss track of him plays starts noww#(i don’t have a fic planned maybe maybe about this there isnt a scene like this that i have in mind thats sillyy)#speaking of ITS DRAGON GAME FALL BESTIES and that means that all of the songs pertain to a dragon game clown or two 🥀🤡🥰 <3!!!!#california if you altered to missing seasons in lothering + come get me out of hightown it will make you crazy 🥀😖💀😵💫 !!!!! <3#thats helaenas song now 🥀😌🤧!!#daffodil and imago are soooo irulanne coded its like they were written for her my GOD !!#like irulanne as a character and wee bits of lucanne here and there are captured so well 🥀🥰 <3#and speaking of songs that were written for clowns loud bark was written about lhysa actually (joking) djdhgcgx ITS JUST SO HER !!!!!!#loud bark just GETS lhysa to the letter i cant wait to yell about her and all of the clowns more oh my godd#rattling the bars of my enclosure i am STOKED#a wee tardy so if you have done this already please feel free to pass on this!!!!! 🥀🥰#lhysa is such a special oc to me she’s been a part of me since i want to say?? 2015/2016???? SHES THE BABY OF ALL TIME and i just adore her#and can’t wait to yell about this worldstate and the rooks and the a*rlathan prequel peace dragon game i missed youu 🥀🤧#*piece#moots and besties as always if you read this im baking you cookies ty tyy for listening to me yell 🥀😭🥺💌🥹 !!!!#okie dokie back to replaying dragon game 2 (i may not need to anymore buut we remain committed anything for fenlaena 🥀😤 <3!!)#i will catch up tag games at a reasonable hour onee day 🥀🥴💀<3
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I think the wider gravity falls fandom would benefit from realizing that alex hirsch is not some kind of genius and is rather just some guy who loves trolling people and is very clearly flying by the seat of his pants at all times on every creative decision he makes
#seeing a lot of people saying that the writing in the book of bill isn't consistent with the writing in journal 3#and that maybe this means the journal pages in tbob are made up by bill or something#which. doesn't make sense at all to me because the pages for the most part still make bill look bad but ok#but I seriously don't think there's an in-universe reason. you think alex hirsch reread his own book for narrative consistency??#alex hirsch? “I can't talk about the baby” alex hirsch? that alex hirsch?#alex “it was some time in the 60's or 70's” hirsch. ok#listen it's great to believe that writers always have a plan and always keep narrative consistency but it's simply not true.#bro is fucking around and he does NOT care if everything he writes aligns with established canon trust me#gravity falls
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i cannot believe that since i posted the last chapter of my zhongli multichap (in july 2022) right
ive gotten engaged
ive gotten married
AND
ive gotten pregnant 🧍🏼♀️
specifically pregnant with identical twins 🧍🏼♀️🧍🏼♀️
#c shut up#i had a much sappier announcement planned but this is funnier#anyways this doesnt rly explain why ive been so MIA but im using it as an excuse#but truly ive just been in limbo when it comes to#hyperfixations and i have no writing motivation#and im not on my PC as much as i used to which is how i mostly enjoy going on tumblr#all to say is i do miss being on here as much but im doing ok!!#im just navigating a new part of my life being married in our house and now this so#its an adjustment period for me still#also i was going to wait another week or so to actually share this but i jusr ive been holding it in for 7 weeks actually and its been#torture LOLL#i have no plans on sharing publicly irl on like my irl socials but#i wanna share here <3#anyways new tags from me days later i was going to hesitate posting this again but today was a stinky day#and i want to share some happy news to cheer me up perhaps#idk if that makes sense i might also delete this post#eventually#but idk i just wanna share :(#no matter what happens this is going on right now and its worth celebrating!!#c’s baby tag
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Finally made a Parapluesch OC, introducing Mama Oz ♥ (Patreon)
#Doodles#Parapluesch#Do I need to tag all of them? I don't want to so I won't lol#I can tag my original I guess :P#Mama Oz#She's based on this absolutely ridiculous and darling object I found at the same place I got my new-to-me video games haha#So apparently in the 60s this specific type of - magazine rack? in the shape of a kangaroo?? was made??#Ridiculous. So ostentatious. I fell in love immediately and had to make her into a Parapluesch#Like as soon as I laid eyes on her standing there I was like ''Oh you're from Die Anstalt'' - Instantly started filling in her backstory#Mama Oz's deal is your classic Stages of Grief - in her case from losing a child#Since she's a plush she never had an actual baby but she lost Her Child if you get me - she stopped being played with#And so she projects that grief onto others and adopts them in an attempt to get Her Child back#Except if this new relationship isn't within that framework then she rejects it and goes to the next one#She doesn't really realize that she's inconveniencing them by trying to adopt them and limiting herself from forming lasting connections#Not allowing change or growth - stagnating and trying to reclaim something lost#One of my favourite parts of Die Anstalt is that each of them is shown to have flaws#They still need and are deserving of help! But their uglier symptoms aren't shied away from#Dolly and Lilo use self-harm as a coping mechanism#Sly is shown to seek out the high at times and be short and destructive#Dub takes pride in his overwork#Kroko is surly and prickly#Don't even get me started on Dr. Wood lol#So it's fun to imagine what Mama Oz would be doing to - even by accident! - harm herself or others#The whole point of helping them is for them to become their best most comfortable selves :D#I also think what's especially funny is that I've been Meaning to make a Parapluesch OC for /years/ now#I always planned for it to be a Gender Dysphoria diagnosis since that's in the DSM and I had a design and route planned and everything#No. Kangaroo magazine rack. Okay#Lol
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you don't play :( you're no fun :( | march '24
#i said to myself: katherine no more lana lyrics but i literally cant im sorry shes all ive listened to in months#i was gonna do another unreleased one but i tampered the urge to be pretentious so.... you should thank me actually#i was gonna do reflections but im too egzorsted. its been so hellish. i actually cant put into words how hellish#but i have the gucci shoes ive been eyeing for months so. its all g !#and also when i went to the uni bar some girl was like to me 'you look like a vision' and now im like OF contingency plan back ON BAYBEEEEE#meta pansexual thoughts but compliments from girls feel so much more intimate. im not a baby gay why does it still make me 😵💫❤️🔥❤️🔥#photography series#part 4(?) of 2024
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Funny how people defended Eden against 'bullying' during Eurovision, because Eden clearly can dish it as evident by her appearing in the Israel skit based on Eurovision 2024 where Israel mocks Marina, Bambie, Joost and Nemo, happily taking part in the mockery herself, but guess the poor 20 year old baby can't take it when thrown back at her during Eurovision where it's alleged she and the Israel team/press went after and harassed other performers and the teams/press from their countries.
#eurovision#keep in mind btw in this skit they literally have marina bambie joost and nemo kidnapped to israel#and hold them hostage basically#telling them they can't go home until they apologize to eden basically#like the way they somehow arent disqualified from next year for all they've done is astounding#and disgusting given how fast joost got disqaulified for bs reasons#and yes i say poor 20 year old baby since thats how some wanna treat her#like awww the baby got booed? would be sad if it didnt come out that she practiced behind the scenes with her team booing her#meaning they were aware no one wanted them in eurovision#plus she literally plans to join the IDF once all the eurovision stuff dies down#so this 'baby' is wanting to take part in the genocide#so she earned all that booing really
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Who put the entire charmony dove copypasta in my poll come out rn
#shit was funny as fuck tho#show yourself#One day#after dinner#while my younger sister and I were lounging about in Mr. Gopher Wood's yard#we spotted a fledgling Charmony Dove all on its own. That baby bird was tiny#it didn't even have all of its feathers#and it couldn't sing. When we found it#it was already on its last breath#having fallen into a shrub — probably abandoned by its parents. We decided to build a nest for it right there and then. However#thinking back#that winter was unusually cold#with fierce winds at night in the yard#not to mention the many poisonous bugs and wild beasts in the vicinity... It was clear that if we left the fledgling in the yard#it stood no chance of surviving until spring. So#I suggested we take it inside#place it on the shelf by the window#and asked the adults to fashion a cage for it. We decided that when it regained its strength enough to spread its wings#we would release it back into the wild. The tragic part — something that we'd never considered — was that this bird's fate had already been#I pass the power of choice to you all. Faced with this situation#what choice would you make? Stick to the original plan#and build a nest with soft net where the Charmony Dove fell? Or build a cage for it#and feed it#giving it the utmost care from within the warmth of a home? I eagerly await your answer.
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thinking about that one ask about claire getting into genetics/biology as a child but shes literally an ivf baby. i think biology would be a natural curiosity to her
#oc: claire swanson#claire was perfectly manufactured. everything about her was carefully planned#from her birth to her childhood#to her teen years to her first undergrad#her parents had a vision for her life even prior to her being gestated#i don’t mean this only from her fathers side but also her mother living vicariously through her as a child actress and stuff#i think that’s an interesting part of her character#to always have other people Having Ideas About You#i think she only realises how weird all this stuff was and how much it impacted her/how she approaches her relationships/how she seesherself#when she starts planning her own family and she’s likes oh. okay this is weird. this is not even a person yet#okay going off topic from the original post but it’s funny how claire escaped her fathers determinism just to fall into her mothers#neither of them truly saw her as a person you know. an individual. and that’s a pattern throughout all of her life with diff people#because all of these people have an idealised view of her and she’ll never be able to compare to it. because it’s not real#and it leads to frustration. and her incessant need to Prove Herself. she needs approval#i should make a post about this actually maybe#claire is so free but she’s actually so restricted. and she’s not even aware of it#claire literally dates her professor the man’s job is to grade her. this is not subtle. she is not subtle with anything ever#anyway. claire is a lab baby. she was made in a lab. she’s a frankenstein#let’s dissect her
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honestly i have to give props to eddie for not killing himself on the spot after chris’s birthday. because i would’ve done some truly drastic and heinous shit if that were me. i would have singlehandedly ruined both my son’s and my parents’ lives and mental health for the foreseeable future. im talking “stage my own death so my will kicks in and christopher is forced to leave texas and now no one gets what they want” levels of drastic and heinous. because if I have to be miserable and in severe emotional distress without my baby, we’re all going to be miserable and in severe emotional distress. fuck you.
#911 abc#eddie díaz#christopher diaz#still you know that part of Eddie’s brain that takes things way too far is probably scheming and plotting after that shit#i am not at all a parent nor do i plan on being one. But if i were eddie i wouldve probably started killing people#like that’s my (nonexistent) baby and ill be DAMNED if i let my parents raise it like they did me#911 spoilers
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I wish I knew how to draw because I'm being cursed with visions that can't be replicated in gpose
#cid.txt#I'm thinking of the wormwoods before things went bad orz#all the fluffy and funny moments#just imagine baby!paris in the ugliest onesie you've ever seen and being insanely cute#and achille begrudgingly having to be their underpaid babysitter#'this wasn't part of plan' he says as paris is strapped to his chest having no clue what's going on#andi having a crisis because she forgot everything she knew about babies despite having 4 little siblings#and hector going 'aw how cute :)' at paris every second of the day#AUGHHH...
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Not exactly a dadstarion truther either (mostly bc it took me a while to actually warm up to the idea and also hes NEVER having kids with my durge, only my tav (can you imagine this man parenting a Bhaalspawn? A dhampir Bhaalspawn?? Nonono.)) But I do find something a little compelling about the thought of this man who a) has had absolutely nothing of his own for as long as he can remember and b) sees himself as worthless and irreparably fucked up creating this tiny new person? Like, they're part of him, he made this precious little creature (with the person he already loves most)? This soft and innocent thing? (Which he would waffle awfully between wanting to keep innocent for as long as possible but also making sure they know about life's horrors so they can avoid them) Like sure the baby version is annoyingly loud and can't do anything and also gross and smells but he can teach the toddler to bite people. He is the absolute worst enabler, spoils the kid rotten. Teaches them to steal and pick locks and just lets them get away with murder. Parent #2 has to do all the actual parenting part cuz damn he's not doing the discipline thing at all.
Also the vain part of him likes looking at his kid and sort of seeing some of his face in them, since he can't use an actual mirror.
Well he'd be cured by the time he has the kid or soon after in my canon, so that last part wouldn't apply for me.
And yeah, when I say that I'm not a dadstarion truther I don't mean that I don't see it happening ever, but more that to me, that first step in itself is the one that I see as least likely.
Because I can accept that he would learn to love the kid, that he would care about it and spoil it. I can also accept (and would gladly explore) him having a complicated relationship with the kid, either early on in a postpartum depression sort of way, or further down the line in a "I can't find common ground with my teen/young adult" sort of way (or both lbr).
The problem, to me, is that I don't see Astarion going "let's have a kid!" I don't see him genuinely wanting one, and I don't see him finding any reason to lie about wanting one, and I don't see Hira believing any of those lies even if he does try. It's really the initial hurdle. The rest I'm happy to make as dysfunctional and weird as it would realistically be when a guy who shouldn't be a dad becomes a dad. One of the reasons I came up with Critter is because I find it compelling how much Astarion is not a dad guy, and how that would fuck up a person like Critter. That's juicy stuff. And also a way for me to work out my own daddy issues I guess lmao.
But getting that started? Actually inventing a reason for how Astarion would even agree to it? That's where I struggle. And that's why I'm torn. Cuz I do want to stay true to my own interpretation of a character, while also wanting to create a new character and put them both (and also Hira) in situations.
Like I'm happy for all the dadstarion peeps who have cool dhampir girlies running around on adventures and I'd love to join them, but I also think that if I were true to Astarion's characterization, that kid would have issues. Like maybe a lot of them.
#bg3#i'm not in it for the squee of omg cute baby!!#i do not care about babies or kids in general it's not why i'm here#i have no parental instincts and do not personally plan to ever reproduce#nor am i in it for the nuclear faerûnian family fantasy#i'm in it for the 'my traumatized parents love me but couldn't help but traumatize me in small ways just by being themselves'#'cuz parents are also people and maybe they regret having me and maybe i made their lives worse'#'but they also can't imagine it without me because i'm part of them and they're part of me'#ya feel me???#like yeah i imagine most of the kid's life is excellent and both parents love them v much#but having astarion as a parent would defo do things to your brain that maybe shouldn't be done#hira would be passable if paired with a normal person but they wouldn't tolerate anything but complete devotion to their child#(which astarion fundamentally can't provide imo)#which is also bad cuz bby ur shutting down all communication and compromise and making asty feel like shit#like it would be very dysfunctional for a long while until the kid was like older toddler-age maybe#until the point where astarion would realize there's a person in there and not just a weird crying shitting bag of meat that his partner#inexplicably values over him#once that realization hits him i think he'd do way better#but until then he's fucked
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