#it's a sore spot for him

[methoughtsphantom]

Danny fake guardian angel au

You know how sometimes it’s highlighted how you have to be very careful on what you say in the presence of a spirit because they can twist your words and end up bidding yourself to it?? well uno-reverse-card the spirit also has to be careful on what he says because when Danny had said he owed the dude one for coming to his rescue in a gala Vlad had dragged him to, he didn’t expect that to be taken literally.

danny: wait seriously?? i literally say that all the time!

cw: not after being crowned ghost king, you haven’t

danny: but—but I was also human when I said it. doesn’t that protect me or smth

cw: *shakes his head*

danny:

danny: omg this is a nightmare

cue timmy’s brucequest period (cuz he’s the guy) being so high strung and tired, he just wants some company, which is a so low stakes thing to want the deal Danny unintentionally goes sure we can do that and pulls him towards the guy, despite Timmy never outright saying he wants company. (tim always speaks in the sanctity of his own mind, not out loud)

So. random spirit manifesting. Tim going all who the fuck are u

and Danny panicking and saying your guardian angel

Tim not being impressed while Danny promptly blushes like a moron because that did not come off as he wanted it to.

Yes accidental dead tired where the dynamic goes from Tim trying to shake this probably demon that somehow latched to him being all like ??? dude leave me alone, and Danny being there like bitch i’m trying

to

huh. im actually being protected by a spirit like he said he would. he’s strangely an idiot but also he’s overpowered and just never leaves my side which he says it’s an angel obligation but I think it’s bullshit but also hoping it’s not because it appeals to my crippling fear of abandonment (anyways he really seems to take after those little cartoon angels that poof into your shoulder to keep from me doing wrong decisions) translate into my future boyfriend seems increasingly appalled to what i am up to

meanwhile danny

Bitch you better thank your god I’m dead because otherwise I would already been killed. I did not sign up for a assassins what the fuck I thought you were a normal civilian not a literal superhero and omg that is a fruitloop. no no back off you wrinkly raisin this is my emotional support idiot you can’t have him and what do you mean you’re messing with time whatever this way I can get back to clockwork—

[chasingwhitebunnies]

I’m not saying I know the Merlin… I’m just saying my neighbour is an old man called Merlin and we live an hours drive from the supposed birthplace of the famous Merlin. Make of that what you will…

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

[nenoname]

still love how the book starts out with stan beating up the statue and taking ford's discarded one dollar bills and then ends with stan completely destroying bill and ripping up money just to spite him

[warlenys]

first bit of this fucks but then ?? what “implication that he’ll be okay” bitch he’s gonna kill himself

[rearranging-deck-chairs]

if 9&10 were "dont wander off", and 11&12 were "the doctor lies", 13s rule #1 is "dont question me"

"have we not had a good time together" shes pointing yaz to the rule that yaz very well knows is there: we can travel if you dont ask me any difficult questions. yaz knows this is the rule - "because you ask too many questions", "this team structure isnt flat" - but she also was the one to invite the doctor into her home so im pretty sure she also knows shes not gonna kicked out that easily. she has some leeway. which she has been using between revolution and flux, which is why the doctor reminds her of the rules

i dont think she'd kick her out though. she wouldnt. i think it's just that the more you break the rule, the more unpleasant she becomes to be around, and eventually youre gonna walk out on your own. she doesnt want you to, she'd rather you stay and dont ask questions. but if youre gonna try to ask questions anyway, i think thats whats gonna happen

and yaz must think so too. because she does back off. because she doesnt want that to happen either. and it does anyway

[mikkeneko]

Senshi... T_T

[zer0point5ive]

post saw 2004 bathroom trap situationship

[hood-ex]

wait idk anything about the tevis’— why would tommy tevis call dick his son? would you be willing to give a quick rundown

After Dick failed to get himself incarcerated, he became an enforcer for a mob boss named Tommy Tevis. Tommy took Dick in and made him part of his family. Tommy considered him an honorary son and thought very highly of him.

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #107

He even told Dick that everything he had (his home, his reputation, his family, etc.) was Dick's as well. Lynette, Tommy's wife, told Dick that Tommy would let Dick do anything. The whole family loved Dick, including Tommy's 15 year old daughter, Sophia. Sophia actually had a crush on Dick, but Dick acted like an older brother to her, helping her with her homework and such.

While Dick was away from the family for a few days, the cops busted into the Tevis's home. Lynette got killed in the gunfire, Tommy got taken to jail, and Sophia got taken in by the state.

Dick, while mentoring Rose, broke Sophia out of the state home. He got Sophia to help him with the mob. Then, when Chemo fell on Bludhaven, Dick saved Sophia and left her with Amy. When they reunited at the hospital, Dick asked Sophia to leave the mob behind and join a boarding school.

So, yeah, that's Dick's relationship with the Tevis family.

[fiiiiin]

I ADORE the trope where Eames and Cobb are at odds and it all boils down to Arthur. The former worrying about Arthur’s unwavering loyalty to the latter (loyalty that is often exploited), and the latter’s concern that the former is not good enough for Arthur. Oh the way these two are antagonistic towards each other (canonically, may I add) and the headcanon that it’s all out of protectiveness for their darling boy…mm chef’s fucking kiss

[crimeronan]

disclaimer: this is about the princess luz AU, where amity and hunter both have different baggage from canon. but.

sorry for still thinking that this is one of the funniest relationship dynamics of all time. do you still think i'm hot.

[helen-high-water]

Steven shattering jasper is actually such a fun writing decision.

Because like, here's Steven,the perfect human gem hybrid who can do no wrong,the kind hero of the Galaxy that changed thing for the better, the sweet boy who loves his family very much.

But then you have the argument he has with Greg, the thing with Connie , ignoring the gems and what happened with the cactus that he grew, trying to shatter White, and actually shattering jasper, pretty much the second biggest sin in gem society (or the first, depends on where most gems fall on whether forced fusion is shitty or not that's unrelated though).

Where does it leave you when this person who you love , who you thought was the epitome of compassion, lashes out and hurts someone (or possibly you)?

Steven shattering jasper isn't meant to be a one to one mirror to the reality of someone who struggles with mental illness obviously (the whole series does this thing where it elevates the stakes because when you're dealing with an alien species of immortal light beings it's kind of difficult to make things stick).

But the gems reaction to it (horror,then worry ,then understanding,then help) is such a good choice too, because someone struggling with mental illness, especially what Steven was going through (thinking himself to be an actual irredeemable monster) doesn't really need to be told that what they did was bad, they're quite aware, it's literally haunting Steven to the point of dissociation,what they'd need is a proper support network to deal with Thier problems,or learn to live with them.

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I feel bad cuz this shit cute af but I'm making it so inaccessible to anyone who doesn't want to read a 10k+ cnc fic just to get a couple thousand words of radiodusk fluff lol

Shout out to Angel for trying to wingman for Husk and Husk being the most man who has ever manned

[spotaus]

Ichor!Sans Lore hath arrived! (and by that I mean approx. 3 frames or so of it!)

[souenkun]

It's my birthday today, and I'm now as old as kita shinsuke in the timeskip! 🥳

[artzee534]

"Eggman...have you truly lost your mind...!?"