#it's a shit plan

[randomnameless]

Wouldn't it be advantageous to tell those in the Sreng region that Margrave Gautier is dead? They would certainly be eager to attack the Kingdom then. I tried to persuade His Majesty to let them know, but he wouldn't stand for it. He said it would cause too many casualties.  

(From a Nopes NPC in Golden Shower’s chapter 12)

TFW your king refuses your plan on the basis of “too many casualties”, but asks daddy dearest help to run the same plan (involving the Almyran navy though) without giving 3 flying fucks about casualties -

But it’s alright, Nader promised not to pillage Faerghus!

[demaparbat-hp]

That infamous prison escape.

[myfootyrthroat]

I'm sorry, but I'm just too fucking old to pretend that the presidential ticket of "Person who performed some of the first gay marriages in her state while it was still federally illegal" and "governor who created a trans refuge state while other states were making it illegal to transition" is somehow 'jUsT aS bAd foR QuEer pEopLe' as the ticket promising to reverse marriage equality and make trans healthcare next to impossible.

That is such a monumentally stupid opinion that I'm going to have a hard time believing that you're actually that stupid, and I'll probably just assume you're malicious.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Must be a Sugondese joke.

[gvalesdraws]

gave to lestat my period cramps because he should suffer instead of me

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[strawberri-draws]

Cannot wait for the Mom Team Up

[jazzyblusnowflake]

They are trying to flirt :)

N secretly likes watching when they do that.... i mean... just in case he has to stop them if they get too violent ofc 6v6;;; 👉👈

also meet lil "Sugar Cube" :D ill explain more about it... soon 9v9;;;

[ilumin]

I'm crying, they're so silly

[reds-skull]

My mom named one of the street cats she feeds Tommy, so I thought to myself, "what if..."

[demigods-posts]

luke fumbling in recruiting percy has to be one of his greatest failures. a beautiful thing the show does regarding luke and percy's relationship is building rapport between them through shared moments like settling into camp, eating meals together, but especially through swordfighting lessons. the swordfighting scene at the beginning of episode 8 not only reveals that percy and luke already share similar beliefs about the fear-based system the gods have cultivated, but it's clear the conversation stays with percy when he fights ares and later calls out zeus on his waning skills as a father and a king. however, luke's plan fell through the moment percy learned that the winged-shoes were meant to drag him to tartarus. not only that, but the shoes nearly killed grover, a friend percy cared for deeply. if nourishing loyalty and trust was the key to ensuring a partnership with percy, then it was luke's faulty planning, arrogance, and impatience that cost him the greatest ally he could ask for.

[gunstellations]

encounter (1/?)

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cont. of unfamiliar side

[scatterbrainedbot]

cass, a professional: order of badass donbot, extra dramatic entrance!

me, nodding, banned from most kitchens: leo drama and angst, heard chef!

(shoutout to @somerandomdudelmao for yet again making feel emotions i cannot fully explain)

[suntails]

GAME START