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My heart has still been pounding in the high 140s nearly an hour after eating lunch. I imagine while I'm eating it must be 160 or so just trying to keep up with all the fat I'm clogging it with.
i bet you could get it racing even higher pleasuring your gluttonous self...mmm. Breathing heavily and gasping as you feel how aroused you get at your fat, softening, doughy body as you feel it jiggle just by jacking off.
#umm this got my heart rate up#i feel my heartbeat down very low#asks#ffa#female feeder#feedee perspective#wg kink#belly kink#getting fatter#feeder kink
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thinking about opening up a few v limited test tarot card commission slots
#would probably be for mutuals only at a very low rate#bc I need more practice with masc/ male characters before I would feel comfortable fully opening it as a commission tier#personal
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do not try to tell me, a person with their own production company who produces other people’s IP, that you have to acquire all the rights to my thing in order to give me a tiny budget to produce it 🙃 🙃 🙃
#personal#like..........the gall to say that bc you're an indie shop you need to pay low rates but somehow own everything???#I AM ALSO AN INDIE SHOP YOU KNOW THIS#and I somehow manage to pay people well OR at the very least produce their thing for a good budget#give them the lion's share of profits#AND not own *any of their IP*#is it lucrative???#fuck no#and I wish I could pay some of my creators....literally anything#but at the very least they have a thing out in the world that is THEIRS and that I only get a little kick back for#if it becomes big#if you can't give me that.........what are we talking about#anyway#I am deeply annoyed when people try to pretend that 'oh this is just standard we can't change it'#yes you can???#it's YOUR contract???#I didn't like the way that big companies treated me so I decided to not treat creators that way???#and it is very easy??#did my lawyer sigh and say 'you know no one else is this generous in their contracts and you're not going to make any money'#yes yes he did#but he's the best and figured it out for me anyway :)#god anyway I will probably delete this later lol#but this is exactly the kind of thing I would subtweet so#here we are#lauren says things
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the "oh god I'm poor, help" editing+tutoring masterpost
says it all in the title. my life is a flaming trash heap right now which will be less of a flaming trash heap if I actually had enough money to stop my partner from becoming homeless without dipping into my savings every month.
If you want to support me directly: ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/savrenim patreon: https://www.patreon.com/savrenim <- currently am posting early access to all of my writing here, but eventually I will post more exclusive director's commentary style content again
Editing: I can proofread for grammar and provide commentary for both academic essays, fanfiction, and original writing. You can find samples of my writing in the 'my writing' tab, and I do all of my own editing and proofreading. I have been editing as a tutor professionally for over a decade, with repeat customers from my high school days who have used me all throughout college. I reserve the right to turn down any request, but am confident in effectively any subject up through college level, including mathematical proofs. Language English only. Pricing: $10: first up to 500 words $0.01 per additional word For jobs under 10k words, standard turnaround time is 1 week. Per additional 10k words, an additional week is added. For under 10k words, rush prices are: -> Additional $1 per 1k words for 5 day turnaround -> Additional $3 per 1k words for 3 day turnaround -> Additional $5 per 1k words for 24 hour turnaround Rush jobs over 10k words for negotiated prices.
Tutoring: I have tutored for over 15 years now; including three years professionally in college, leading math study rooms, TAing in graduate school for four years, and even fully teaching college courses. Subjects: any high school math; precalc, calc i,ii,iii,iv, differential equations, linear algebra, abstract algebra, real analysis, dynamical systems, number theory, proofs/mathematical reasoning. other general math/physics topics may be possible albeit at higher rates as that requires more prep work on my end. What It Looks Like: send me the homework assignment, test study guide, or topic (including textbook and chapter if relevant) at least 24 hours in advance. tutoring sessions will be held on discord, where I will screenshare a digital blackboard. at the end of the session, after full payment is made, I will send you the pdf of everything covered in the session. Pricing: $1/ min ; half hour minimum for sessions, then done in additional 15 minute increments. pay half in advance, half on completion of the session. payment accepted through ko-fi or venmo only.
#my life#I know the tutoring costs are a bit high but like. wrt actual market rates of 'person with a Masters degree who has taught college courses'#they are in fact very low#you might notice that I set this up so that there will be zero doxxing involved on either end#the amount of pressure it would take off of me to not be dipping into my savings as I desperately search for a job is HUGE#this will hopefully disappear once I have a job and can actually support everyone relying on me but. until then.
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I’ve got plans for a video game, I’ve just wrote a whole video game plot and characters, (unfortunately I know nothing about programming and I’ve got learning disabilities so I’ve got to save up to take classes several times over) but you’re the artist I’d want to hire on if it ever gets that far. The way you draw is just absolutely phenomenal and I really like you’re vibe. I know that doesn’t mean much financially but I really do think that you need to be like a lead artist doing something big and fun.
THANK you, this means a lot to me 😭
and I actually AM lead artist at an indie game studio called Coded Snake, but the pay is very low and I can’t talk about the work I do there because I’m under NDA 😅
#auropost#the game is called tricker triger and it’s a turn-based rpg#i have SOME stuff up on this blog about it#but my involvement with the game has gone down as my rates have gone up#i still do character design though#but yeah i have like at least 8 different art income streams#from merch shops and various low paying projects and patreon and commissions and streaming and etc#but all of them bring in very little money and still don’t add up to a good yearly income#i’m still trying to figure out how other artists manage to do it#or if everyone is just actually like me presenting a confident persona#while not actually making that much?#idk man it’s a confusing world#i at least have an excellent work ethic down whenever i do land a dream job lol
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Well this a3 reread will prob be marked by me getting even softer for Tsuzuru than i did before huh
#i like him a lot but he was always a bit low on my list of chara#but im really getting so much softer to him lately#i feel teary listening to his solo songs and im in the train i cant afford that#that explains how he raised this high in my rating last time i did a sorter but man#its really now hitting me im just oh right#went from precious son to precious son i would kill for and hug very tight huh!#ichatalks about a3
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Commission for @worldsentwined of her characters Jazz and Rock! It was good to draw some sibling energy.
#commissions are still open!#this is your last chance to get one for a very low price#i'll increase my rates once i'm done with the current batch#just due to living costs#as always i'm incredibly appreciative of everyone who commissions me
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Homra/s4 vs a strain who can possess others while his real body is hidden. He keeps jumping in the bodies of clan members so they're kinda hesitant on going all out while others are trying to locate the real body. Then the strain possesses Fushimi and feels sick, wondering if this body has eaten yet. Everyone's just worried about Fushimi now, especially Yata who knew Fushimi wasn't eating right. They're in no hurry to save Fushimi cause maybe they can use this to make his body eat healthy.
Somehow I'm just imagining the Strain jumping into Fushimi's body intending to cause trouble and then being like wtf has this kid been eating does he ever sleep how could you guys let him do this to himself, the Strain has now become an unexpected ally in the fight to make Fushimi healthy XD Maybe the Strain's power is a weaker version of the Colorless King's, like say he can only jump into other bodies when he's directly in their line of sight and he can only possess one body for so long. Because of this he keeps his own body hidden nearby and then jumps into other people, causing some low-level chaos and petty theft, just small stuff like jumping into the body of bank teller to steal money and stuff like that. Everything is going pretty well until one day his body is moved while he's jumping. He panics and jumps into another person which just so happens to be a Homra clan member and this gets the attention of Homra and Scepter 4. The Strain is like shit I'm in trouble now, he's afraid that if they arrest him he'll never find his body so he keeps just jumping from member to member. The other clansmen are less willing to go all out while he's possessing one of their own (hey look this random Strain is smarter than the Colorless King) and so he's managing to stay one step ahead of them pretty well.
Ar one point he runs into Fushimi though, who's much less willing to hold back especially since the Strain just so happens to be possessing Doumyouji at the time. The Strain jumps into Fushimi and runs off, all pleased with himself that he's taken over this scary guy...and then his stomach growls. The Strain's like wait why do I feel so hungry and vaguely sick, has this guy eaten any time recently. He decides to go get something to eat and that's how everyone finds out that Fushimi's been body-snatched, when Yata spots him at a nearby restaurant eating a nice healthy salad. Yata and some of the S4 boys confront the Strain, who's all ready to run off when they're like no wait maybe we can make a deal. The Strain says he isn't sure that he trusts them, like look at what bad shape this S4 guy is in, are you guys really supposed to be heroes. Yata's immediately indignant because you know he's been trying to get Fushimi to eat healthy for years. The Strain's surprised to hear that and this is when Munakata probably shows up and suggests a compromise: they'll try and find the Strain's body, and for the amount of time that the Strain can remain in Fushimi's body he will treat the body like a temple and eat well and get a good night's sleep and take it easy. The Strain figures this is a good deal, say he can control a body for like the space of a couple days or so and he gets to spend the entire time eating healthy balanced meals and getting a proper eight hours of sleep and it's pretty good (when Fushimi gets his body back he immediately starts complaining that his mouth tastes like vegetables).
#Fushimi Saruhiko#Talking K#normally this would bring up various consent issues#but cmon Saru needs to eat#the Strain just gets to enjoy being very healthy for a while#and eating lots of veggies Saru is like I can feel a tree growing in my stomach#(btw yes we are going down to two asks a day for the time being)#(I'm...actually running a bit low on asks at last I have about two weeks worth left at this rate)#(so I'm trying to conserve ;;)
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I am excited to move and explore a whole new city that is completely different to the one I live in now and to meet my flatmates and to study something new even if all of it is very overwhelming
#being admitted onto a course w a very low admission rate and still being convinced I can't do it is :/ lol#so I hope this chapter of my life truly teaches me how to believe in myself#moving in 2 days????????
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reading some comments on naver under chen’s news and there’s one saying he’s doing his part in boosting the low birth rate in south korea. chen will save the country one child at the time 🙈
#the user said something like we’re going through a difficult time because of low birth rate#so good job on conceiving another child 👏🏼#the whole comment is very sweet and supporting#but that part made me laugh#there are also many comments calling him a patriot for protecting the country ahah#exo#chen
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also ok . i know i have been irlposting way too much but my parents are going to a concert 2 hrs away tmrrw for a Very Famous Person and it’s outdoors but certain to be crowded and it’s like uhmmmmm. a little ironic and frustrating is all. not to mention i am afraid for my siblings and my lives a little bit and also for my parents lives or whatever. lol
#purrs#like the way my *** terrorized ne for wanting to. and i repeat. walk around campus without even seeing anyone. but now you’re going to an#outdoor concert and will likely be the only one wearing masks? idk. i don’t like it. and we have nowhere in the house for anyone to isolate#so if they get it we will all get it. and i DO NOT want to get it. i do not want it. i want it to stay away from me. my throat felt a tiny#bit funny on tuesday (it was ok i just swallowed something wrong) and was so intensely anxious about FEELING myself get covid by the second#that i couldn’t focus on my work and barely got anything done. and this feels like a recipe for disaster. like the absolute irony of our#family being on lockdown STILL and barely going anywhere and me having to fight to work in person 2 days a week with like basically 1 person#in the office who wears a kn95 / n95 at all times…. and then you go to a fucking ***** **** concert in one of the front rows where ppl are#gonna rush the stage etc etc. it just is scaring me. i know my mom would be devastated to not go but also like. lol. i missed my graduation#and all my senior stuff and i know it was a spike but it fucking sucked so why do you get to go to this concert when you’ve been to redacted#concerts like 50x in your life… idk. bitter and jealous about it but it just infuriates me because if it was something i cared about a lot#she would shut it down bc it would endanger all of us and now here she is taking THE biggest risk anyone in our family has taken since#my brothers graduation which was also outdoors at a concert venue but like. most ppl were masked and rates were rly low and it wasn’t a#concert. this is very different. idk. im so scared i will get it i do not want covid i od not want long covid i want my brain exactly the#way it is i want my body exactly the way it is i want my life exactly the way it is and it just feels uhhhhh unfair and cruel. lawl#ALSO NOT TO MENTIKN the part i left out which is like… what if someone Does Someting. lol. i will lose my shit all day tomorrow and all#weekend too. i can’t take it i really can’t#also ok yeha i didn’t finish that thought but like the double standard of it. ***** **** is her lifelong idol so she can go see him at this#huge fucking dangerous concert but i can’t meet up with my friends in groups of 1-3 outdoors masked distanced etc. like ok#it’s the whole im the parent you’re the child shit. well it’s gonna be really funny if she gets us covid after putting me thru hell in#2020 in ways that have permanently damaged our relationship. play stupid games win stupid prizes and this is the DEFINITION of a stupid game
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Today I learned that according to Teddiursa’s Dex entries, the crescent mark on its forehead glows when it find honey
I feel like this is something we artists must take into consideration when drawing Teddiursa
#also apparently it can make its own honey? did not know that#teddiursa’s a favorite of mine bc of Pokemon Crystal#I got it on the 3DS and on my current playthrough i wanted to get a Teddiursa#which took SO long btw#because it’s morning only#has a low appearance rate#and on top of that it can run away from you#these were the reasons I once gave up on catching Phanpy early game#but yeah anyways I eventually caught it#and it was very useful#so I now have appreciation for Teddiursa and Ursaring#anyways#pokemon#teddiursa#random stuff#pokedex entries
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the villain guy got a bunch of good lines too
#'start a war! thatll get me re elected' and#'my ratings r so low i dont understand. i was very popular in high school' come 2 mind
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Crying over my own characters death even though I am the one who controls the narative and this was my own decision.
#sierra saying she was tired and wants to go home one night before bed.#and not waking up. Theo crying and crying as Ace Kat and Camilla desperatly try to keep her alive with cpr#but she still dies bc cpr has a very low sucess rate and even then still requires medical car afterwards#which they cannot get in their situation.#and the blame they assing to themselves bc Oat was the first one to give up and Ace wouldve gpne for years if he could#and Camila knows shes already gone but she has to do SOMETHING.#all while theo is cruing bc She wont wake up and their hurting her and everyone is arguing. and he lmows shes dead.#but he NEEDS her. she was so impprtant to him.#and they have to reconcile with eachother that no one is to blame for her death and they all tried their hardwst.#and Theo needs them more then ever and. and and.#for real.#superbell logs#ok2rb
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man i forgot how fun lip syncing and animation is
#faeloops#i accidentally created this file with a very low fps rate but i think i like that its kinda choppy actually#and i am not figuring out how to change the frame rate at this point
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GP: You should try drinking one small but strong cup of coffee in the morning to help stop you fainting. It works for some people!
but then it didn’t
#in fairness to him#he did tell me to be very careful#he thinks I have POTS rather than orthostatic hypotension - as do I#and he suggested this more to combat my regular low blood pressure problems#but HOLY FUCK IT DOES NOT HELP POTS#AND IT GIVES ME MIGRAINES LIKE HALF THE TIME#I AM SEEING FLASHY LIGHTS AND MY SITTING RESTING HEART RATE IS 110#ALREADY FULL-ON FALLEN OVER ONCE TODAY#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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