#it’s the vitamin D
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Today is such a good day, celebrating by bestie’s birthday. We’re going to the park, the weathers beautiful. I love my outfit, I feel good for the first time in while. ❤️
#me#fall vibes#sometimes all u need to wonder around w your besties in good fits#fall#we love a knee high boots and mini skirt vibe#autumn 🍁#also their cat 😍#fat babe#body positive#shameless selfie#cats#girls with glasses#curly hair#plus size#hottie#💕#positive mental health day#it’s the vitamin D#and the friendship#selfie
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The Sun! I miss it!
#a serious lack of vitamin D as soon as October rolls around sends me tumbling#I need yellows too bright to look at for more than a second and reds that make my eyes well up.#horse art#white horse#the sun#tarot#the sun tarot#art commissions#art of mine#illustrators on tumblr#graphite drawing#artists on tumblr
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bryce by mazi shams
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MC: *walking into his office* Hey Zayne, you forgot to prescribe me my vitamin D.
Zayne: Lock the door and lie down, I’ll administer it to you right away.
MC: …
MC: *locks the door*
#jokes on mc#he really meant vitamin d#love and deepspace#zayne#zayne x mc#zayne love and deepspace#love and deepspace mc#love and deepspace imagine#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace headcanons#incorrect quotes#lads zayne#lnds zayne#l&ds zayne#zayne headcanons
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"You smell of sand and sweat. My dreams have better taste"
#Brutalia#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Talia Al Ghul#your honour I love them so much I want to die#Forever the Gomez and Morticia of DC#Speaking of#my GOD Bruce you were so pale in this issue#you're in the desert get some vitamin D man#Detective comics 1084
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Message to @alphaltrainreflection
First of all, bitch, where did I ever say anything about "eroticizing inferiority"? Like, be fucking for real. Show me the receipts. Because unless you’re reading between lines that don’t exist, nothing in my post said anything about power dynamics, submission, or “inferiority.” It sounds like you’re projecting some judgmental bullshit that I didn’t even invite into the conversation. So let’s start there—check yourself before you come into my space twisting my words to fit your weird little agenda.
Second of all, and I mean this with every ounce of sincerity, shut the fuck up. Genuinely, if you don’t like what you see, don’t interact. It’s that simple. Not everyone has to match your narrow idea of what shifting is “supposed” to be. Shifting isn’t some gated community where you get to play security guard and decide who’s allowed in. So do us all a favor, take that rigid-ass energy, and keep it to yourself, bitch.
Let’s be real for a second. You said, “sex freaks who insist on eroticizing inferiority are ruining shifting.” Bitch, nobody’s ruining anything—especially not me. All I said was that I want to get fucked. Plain and simple. If my desire to shift for a good time offends you, you’re free to move along. Shifting means different things to different people, and if sex is part of that, it’s totally valid. If I want to shift to a reality for some damn good dick, who the fuck are you to get all sanctimonious about it? Newsflash: your opinion on what’s “appropriate” doesn’t apply here, darling.
And let’s get one thing fucking clear, because clearly, you need this spelled out: even if someone did want to shift to a reality where they take on a more passive, submissive role, what of it? Why the fuck does that bother you so much? Some people spend their whole lives having to be strong, holding shit together, constantly defending themselves, and staying in control just to survive. Maybe, just maybe, they want to create a reality where they can finally let go, surrender, and trust someone who respects them and won’t take advantage of them. Imagine that—feeling safe enough to let down your guard and explore a side of yourself you don’t get to express in this life. For some people, that’s healing. For others, it’s fun. Either way, it’s their choice, not yours. So back the fuck off.
So let’s talk about this “ruining shifting” nonsense you pulled out of nowhere. Bitch, the only thing “ruining” anything is people like you, stomping into conversations uninvited and acting like you’re the gatekeeper of how others should experience their desires. You’re clinging to this imaginary rulebook about what’s “appropriate” for shifting as if that makes you morally superior, but all it does is make you look insecure, judgmental, and way too invested in other people’s business. Spoiler alert: nobody gives a fuck about your approval or needs it to validate their experience.
Here’s the truth, since you seem to need a wake-up call: shifting is deeply personal. It’s about self-determination and freedom, not conforming to some rigid-ass code of conduct set by random bitches on the internet. If someone wants to shift for spiritual growth, self-discovery, sexual exploration, or all of the above, that’s their fucking prerogative. Shaming them because it doesn’t align with your limited, vanilla-ass view of what’s “appropriate” is straight-up pathetic.
And by the way, bitch, sex is a natural, beautiful, and completely valid part of life. If I want to shift for sex, or if someone else wants to shift to feel cherished, adored, or, yes, even submissive, that’s nobody’s fucking business but ours. Maybe instead of trying to drag others down to your level of insecurity, you could take a hard look in the mirror and figure out why other people’s sexual autonomy bothers you so damn much. Because this isn’t about “ruining shifting”; it’s about you being uncomfortable with the idea of someone enjoying themselves in a way that’s different from what you deem acceptable. Maybe some self-reflection would do you some good.
To every other shifter out there who’s ever been made to feel guilty or “lesser” for shifting for your own reasons, listen up: you don’t owe anyone an explanation, and you don’t need anyone’s approval. Your DR, your fucking rules. If shifting for you is about finding love, intimacy, exploration, or yes, even some good dick, that’s your choice. Don’t let some insecure bitch shame you or make you feel like you’re somehow ruining the experience just because it doesn’t fit into their narrow little box. Shifting is about creating the life and reality you want to live—whatever the fuck that looks like for you.
So, here’s a suggestion: take your unsolicited, holier-than-thou attitude and keep it to yourself. If you can’t handle seeing people talk openly about their desires and goals for shifting, then bitch, scroll past and save yourself the outrage. Because at the end of the day, I’m not here to please you, and neither is anyone else. We’re here to live our best lives, however we see fit, and if that’s too much for you, the door’s right over there.
To everyone who’s out here shifting for what they want, keep going. Own your desires, own your reality, and don’t let anyone’s outdated judgment make you feel like you’re doing it wrong. Shifting is your journey, and if that includes exploring intimacy, vulnerability, or sexuality, you’re not alone. You’re valid, and your experience is just as real and important as anyone else’s.
Consider this your reminder that no one’s begging for your approval. I’ll be over here, unbothered, shifting for exactly what I want, and loving every fucking second of it. ✨
#reality shifting#shiftblr#shifting#shifting community#desired reality#shifting realities#shifters#reality shifter#reality shift#shifting antis dni#shifting blog#shifting advice#shifter#shift#shifting reality#shifting motivation#fuck this shit#GIRL WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO SLUTSHAME PEOPLE LIKE THAT ????#THE BLOCKING BUTTON IS RIGHT HERE BABE#IDK WHAT YOU THOUGH BY TYPING THIS SHIT#LIKE DID YOU FOR REAL MEANT IT OR WAS THAT SOMETHING TO BE TAKEN LIGHTHEARTEDLY ?#TONE TAGS ARE HERE FOR REASON#KINDLY GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE#IF UR NOT HAPPY LEAVE BBYGIRL#Chile anyways so....#Lemme shit for some Good D#and not the vitamin#TO ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE SHIFTING FOR SEX YOU ARE VALID#GO GET THAT D OR THAT V IDGAF#NOT MY JOURNEY NOT MY PROBLEM
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oh yeah
#my art#original#went to the doctors a couple weeks ago and she said they could help me get a binder finally#and also that i have a vitamin d deficiency. oh well
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“But, right now... I have this.”
Tali and Shepard catch the sunset on Rannoch. 🌅
#mass effect#tali'zorah vas normandy#mass effect tali#commander shepard#mass effect fanart#my art#this is a special moment for tali#not only is she standing on her long-lost homeworld but she's feeling unfiltered sunlight for the first time in her whole life#go gurl get that vitamin D#this is my personal redesign of her face because i like the more alien-looking concept of her#*concept art of her#and the canon in-game photo of her was a big letdown#those of u who have been with me since I discovered mass effect in 2021 know this
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A Cure for Restlessness
And I'm back with my Sanemi smut! That sexy chaos gremlin occupies way too much of my thoughts.
So without further ado...
If you prefer to read it on AO3, please click here!
Summary: Work has you stressed out to the point that you can't relax, you can't sleep. Sanemi knows the perfect cure for restlessness.
WC: 2100+
CW: MDNI, smut, AFAB reader, AFAB terms used to describe reader's sexy bits, vaginal fingering, vaginal sex. Please see AO3 link above for a full list of CW.
Divider posted by @saradika
You let out a defeated sigh. Sleep was just not happening. You had tried everything.
“Still can’t sleep, princess?” Sanemi asked, rolling over to pull you closer with an arm over your waist, his hand splayed on your stomach. His voice was sleepy as he buried his face in the crook of your neck and kissed your shoulder.
“No,” you sighed, reaching up a hand to run your fingers through his messy hair. “Too stressed about that meeting tomorrow. I hate having to talk to the big bosses. It doesn’t matter how many times I have done it, or how many times I have double and triple checked my data…I just… my skin feels like it is going to crawl off my bones.”
“That’s no good,” he said, his hand slid under your shirt to cup your breast, his thumb teasing your nipple.
“I didn’t mean to wake you up, baby. Go back to sleep, pervert,” you chuckled, turning to kiss the top of his head on your shoulder.
“No can do,” he said, moving his fingers to pinch and pull at your nipple. “Can’t leave my girl all stressed out like this.”
“I’ll be fine,” you said, biting your lip, you could feel your pussy getting wet as he toyed with your breast.
He pulled harder on your nipple, kissing the shell of your ear. “You’ll be much better after you cum though.”
“Everything is better after an orgasm” you smiled. “But seriously, you can go back to sleep, baby, I know we both have early days tomorrow.”
“That’s not happening,” he said, his hand moving to grope and squeeze your breast. “Because now I’ve gotta see your pretty face as you cum before I can go back to sleep.”
“Well, I wouldn’t be a very good wife if I kept you from sleeping too, huh?”
“That’s my girl,” he grinned against your shoulder, placing a kiss on your warm flesh.
Sanemi rolled you so that you were on your back while he was on his side. His large, rough hand tugged up your shirt to bear your breasts, leaning over so he could draw your nipple into his mouth while his hand continued south, shoving your panties out of his way to rub his finger up and down your slit.
“Oh gods, Sanemi..” you moaned, spreading your legs wider.
“Shit… I love when you say my name like that,” he said, biting down on your nipple just hard enough to make you cry out. “And I love how fucking wet your pussy is for me.”
His fingers were rubbing up and down your slit, adding pressure on your clit with each pass before he shoved a finger into your wet pussy. “Oh Gods, Nems.”
He pumped slowly a few times before adding a second finger, working them in and out of your core. The squelching sounds of your pussy getting louder with each thrust of his fingers filled the room. Your breathy moans of his name and whimpers of pleasure were like music to his ears and you’re his favorite instrument to play.
His mouth was on yours, kissing you senselessly. His other hand was above your head, his long fingers tangled in your hair, tightening against your scalp like he knew you liked.
“Faster,” you moaned, hips starting to move on their own. “Need more…”
He started fucking your pussy harder with his fingers. He rolled your nipple with his tongue, looking up at you. “Get your toy out of the drawer, princess.”
“But-”
He nipped down on your plump bottom lip, pulling on it gently and letting it bounce back.“Get. The. Toy.”
His fingers were still thrusting into your cunt as you leaned over and fumbled with the nightstand drawer, grabbing out your wand and turning back to him with a heat in your cheeks.
Even in the dark he sensed your blush and chuckled. “You’re seriously embarrassed about pulling out a toy I told you to pull out? A toy we’ve used together countless times… A toy I know you’ve used on this pretty little pussy even more times… You’re so fucking weird sometimes. My fingers are literally buried in your cunt right now.”
“Well, like you said, I’m weird!” you said, settling back down next to him and moving your mouth to kiss him.
“Yeah, you are fucking weird…but I love it.” He moved his mouth to suck and nip your ear lobe and talk in your ear. His voice was rougher and deeper than usual. “Turn on your toy, and put it on your clit. Now.”
You did as he instructed, the buzzing of it on the lowest setting against your swollen clit felt so good but it still wasn’t enough. You moved it in small rocks, pressing it harder against yourself.
“Turn it up another setting.”
You did as he instructed, whimpering at the increased stimulation against your sensitive bud. He started fucking his fingers into you harder and faster, your body was starting to shake, but still it wasn’t enough. You whimpered in frustration with your body not letting you finish…
“Another.”
You pressed the button with your thumb and began to shake even harder at the newest setting. You could feel the muscles in your body tightening and the sheen of sweat starting to coat your skin. In desperation you started to whine. “Shit, shit, shit.. I wanna cum, baby, I wanna cum…”
“I got you, princess, I’ve got you. Just like always,” he soothed gently, kissing you before shoving another finger into your slick cunt and starting to pound them into you. He pulled back from the kiss, his face hovering near yours as he watched you. “Cum for me, baby girl. Cum on my fingers.”
“I’m trying, baby, I’m trying so hard,” you whimpered, wanting so badly to cum for him and for you. You needed this, dammit.
“Your pussy is so fucking tight on my hand, shit, baby girl. Can you hear how fucking wet your cunt is for me, princess? You’re doing so good for me, baby. Cum for me, huh, let go… lemme feel you cream on my fingers…”
“Ahhh!! Sanemi!!”
You were mindless at this point. You were begging. You were babbling. Shaking, squirming, sweating. You could feel your juices dripping down the crack of your ass, you pressed the vibrating wand even harder against yourself.
Sanemi adjusted his angle and hit that special spot inside that made you see stars and call out his name. He grinned and pounded his fingers into your cunt even harder, abusing that gummy place in your walls.
“That’s it baby, that’s it. Cum for me, cum for me, beautiful. Cum on my fingers.”
You cried out as you finally came, hips jerking off the bed, thighs clamping shut around his forearm in a death grip, trapping the toy between your pussy lips and his hand. The monster you married kept fucked his fingers into you more, intentionally bumping into the toy over and over again. He moaned as you came again, soaking his fingers and the sheets beneath you.
“T..t… too much,” you whimpered, feeling light headed from how hard your last orgasm was. You fumbled between your legs to yank the toy back and turn it off, dropping it on the bed next to you as Sanemi slowed his fingers, still working you through the end of your orgasm.
As you laid there panting he raised his fingers to his mouth and sucked his digits clean before leaning over to kiss you again. The taste of you on his tongue made your exhausted hole clench around nothing.
“Better?” he asked, kissing your forehead as you worked to get your breathing under control.
“Duh,” you gave a breathing laugh and smiled.
He chuckled and laid back down, pulling you with him. “Good. Let’s get some sleep.”
You were about to agree when you felt how hard his cock was as it pressed into your stomach. One good favor deserves another, right?
You trailed your fingers down from his shoulders, over his chest, down the lines of his abs, before sliding your fingers under the band of his boxers, taking his hard cock into your hand and stroking the hard velvet length.
“Who needs sleep when we have energy drinks?” you asked, leaning over to flick his nipple with your tongue.
“Good answer,” he said, biting his lip. His hand tangled in your hair, pulling your mouth to his. He kissed you in a starving, demanding way before pulling your head back so he could mouth your neck. His other hand slid down your back to cup your ass before pulling you on top of him. You sat up straddling him. You reached between you and freed his cock from the cotton prison. You rocked against him, rubbing your pussy along his hard length. The feel of your pussy spread open over his cock as you coated him in your arousal was incredible. With every drag of your hips over his length, the swollen head of his cock bumped your clit. You couldn’t wait to feel him buried inside you, balls deep.
You placed your hands on his shoulders, lifting so he could shove aside your panties again and rub his cock head up and down your slit, gathering even more of your dripping essence. You bit your lip as you lowered down on him, throwing your head back in pleasure once you were fully seated with his dick in your core and your clit rubbing against the coarse hair at the base of his cock.
Sanemi’s large hands slid up your thighs to cup your ass, squeezing the round globes for good measure. Then his sinful hands moved to your front, pulling up your shirt to free your breasts. He bit his lip and groaned as he watched you riding him, your tits swaying and bouncing with your effort. He leaned forward and caught a rosy tip between his teeth.
With his hands now back on your hips, he braced his feet on the bed and began to fuck up into you. He drew his hips back so just the very tip teased your hole, and then snapped them forward, impaling you on his thick length, his cock kissing your cervix with every deep thrust. Over and over again until all you could do was hold on for dear life as Sanemi fucked you like his life depended on it. You squeezed down on him as his tip brushed against that special spot inside. He groaned, arching his neck back more, his fingers dug into the plush meat of your hips even more.
In a blink of an eye he had rolled you onto your back and was maneuvering you to be right where he wanted you. He folded you in half, his arms trapping your knees down onto the bed and pinning them open as he leaned over you. You called out his name, eyes rolling back in your head with pleasure.
“Fuck, your pussy feels so damn good on my cock, baby,” he groaned as he picked up the pace again, fucking into you at a fast and harsh pace.
“So does your cock, my love. You feel so good inside me!” You raked your nails down his back. You leaned up to kiss him, sucking on his bottom lip. “Cum for me, Sanemi. I want to feel you cum in me, baby. Fill me up.”
“Oh shit, oh fucks… I’m cumming princess, fuck I’m coming baby,” he groaned as his hips began to chase his own high.
“That's my love. Give it all to me, baby,” you smiled softly.
You moaned at the feel of his hot cum filling your spent pussy, his balls slapping into your ass, and his mouth ravaging yours in a sloppy, oxygen deprived way. He rested his forehead against yours, panting, and occasionally placing gentle kisses on your lips as he came down.
“You are fucking amazing, princess. Take my breath away quite literally,” he said with a smirk.
You giggled at his corniness. He pulled his cock out, hands still on your thighs keeping you spread. He watched the mix of your cum and his start to leak out of your well fucked hole. He gathered it on his thumb and then pressed it back inside you, leaning over to kiss you one more time before he laid back onto the mattress, pulling you to him and wrapping his arms around you. He kissed the top of your head gently.
“Better?” you asked him, looking up at him with your chin resting on his chest, a smirk on your face.
He turned your chin up, leaning forward to press a kiss to your lips even with the awkward angle. He flopped his head back on the pillow and closed his eyes, a smirk on his handsome face. “Much better. Now, go the fuck to sleep.”
#sandwitchstories#sanemi shinazugawa x reader#sanemi x reader#sanemi shinazugawa smut#sanemi shinazugawa#shinazugawa sanemi#sanemi smut#shinazugawa smut#kny x reader#kny smut#kny x reader smut#demon slayer smut#demon slayer x reader#demon slayer x reader smut#Sanemi is a good husband#cant sleep no worries#a little bit of vitamin d for dick will do the trick
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i love going to metropolis and acting like a dumb tourist
yes i have been here a thousand times yes i will still make Bruce take a picture of me in front of the big Superman statue
#yes i will be wearing ‘i heart metropolis’ merch what about it#yes i will be taking pictures of every bizarrely light and round building i see#can you tell i’m in the city i need vitamin d#tim drake#dc comics#bruce wayne#dc robin#dc#dcu#batman#timothy drake#batfam#dc rp#dc metropolis#metropolis#superman
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Im such a sucker for Clark “heals in the sun” Kent and Bruce “burns in a storm” Wayne.
#bruce wayne#clark kent#they are my everything guys#ive been thinking about this a lot#clark laying in the sun for hours like a golden retriever#nobody can get this man to come inside#and Bruce being borderline vitamin D deficient bc he burns so easily#they’re married your honor#superman#batman#superbat
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Rereading TSC and all I can think about while Jean is describing the Nest is that all the Ravens must have vitamin D deficiencies
#aftg#tsc#the sunshine court#jean moreau#as someone with a vitamin d deficiency#It’s on my mind frequently
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fall but blue
#jolyne cujoh#jojo's bizarre adventure#stone ocean#jjba#deliart#a simpler palette i think. i like it a lot actually#ALSO was gonna try to post this version inbetween other artworks but im posting it now so it dont look like i posted once an#d immediately bailed. gone for months#im just still in color palette adjustment purgatory#but new artwork will have a bird yayyy#i wanna be more productive but all ive done is sleep. so much#im gonna have to literally Seek Help. i swear if its vitamin deficiency im gonna be embarrassedddd#like oohhhhh im one centimeter closer to the polar circle i cant get enough vit d anymoreeee oghhhh my body is decayingg. Cringe!
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the fact that vitamin gummies cannot and should not be eaten like candy is an eternal source of anguish and temptation
#i don't want to die of vitamin d overdose#but artificial berry flavor good#yeah yeah yeah i know just go buy gummy candies i know#original post
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being hyperfixated on something and applying it to whatever im learning in class is so funny. like wow what if little garth had rickets
#someone put me down#but also walk w me here... like no way he had a good diet and if he was so deep in the ocean like.. wheres that vitamin d#no calcium .... no vitamin d......#rickets be bestowed upon u#anyway im taking anatomy and am supposed to be taking a quiz rn lollll#bones <3#the dog speaks
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