#it’s rare but sometimes he’ll bake treats

[minisdollhouss]

— dating stanford/stanley ! ✪

genre: soft + smut

characters: f! reader stanley pines + stanford pines (head cannons)

cw: not proofread, soft,smut, established relationship, all characters are 18+, MDNI

STANFORD PINES soft +nsfw hcs

- Ford as your partner would be so wholesome!!

- He's not the best at relationships considering you're his first, but he'll still try his best for you

- Would write you love letters

- He needs touches/ likes being touched etc, but his is subtle and more shy when you first started dating he'd do small things like hold ur hand wrap his hand around your waist. Laying his head on your lap/ shoulders

- He likes it when you compliment him and his work

- He 100% is good at baking/cooking, tell him your favorite meal and he'll cook it/learn it

- Matching science-y aprons

- his kisses will always start slow and passionate he likes the long soft kisses.

- He cant get enough

- he would 100% want to include you in his work/ adventures but sometimes he’ll have you watch from a distance because he's scared of something happening to you.

- play with his hair…yeah.

NSFW

- he can be soft when he wants to be

- Sometimes if he's too upset with his work..you're in for a treat

- He says he likes soft but you know deep down he LOVES being rough

- he wont admit it but something about being in control of your body gets him going

- he likes catching you off guard with how rough he can be

- I don't think he'd be into degrading but he definitely would praise you

- "good girl." "thats it sweetheart almost there.", "do you like it when I touch you there?","you're so

cute like this."

- Maybe a tini bit of humiliation and teasing

- he likes it when you ride him

- Big cockwarm fanatic omg he loves it

- When you first brought it up he was kinda confused about it but when the two of you tried it he wanted you to do it 24/7

- he just likes being close to you

- your chest is his favorite, he gets flustered when he touches them like it's his first time

- Grunts, gasps, praises your name allli the time He is quiet but when he close he gets loud

STANLEY PINES soft + nsfw hcs

- Stan as your partner, is very different compared to ford

- He can be charming, and kind but on the DL

-might seem like he doesnt care but he does sooo much

-super lovey dovey when hes needy for you

-"whats a'matter princesss?" "ya miss me?" "ya know you lovee me"

-will include you in his crimes

-he wont admit it but hes a sucker for when you kiss him he always wants more

-"aw c'mon thats its?!"

-he likes to hug you from behind and bury his head in ur neck.. if he's really needy he'll do some light kisses

-his type of love is more physical then words. he wont explicitly say your the love of his life and he would do anything for you but he'll get or do something to show it.

-takes you out on rides in el diablo

NSFW

-stan is ROUGH

-very rare of him to want to do it soft

-he loves pulling your hair

- call him sir (if ykyk)

-doggy is #1

-would degrade you

-"yeah? Feelin' good yet princess?"

-facefuckingggg

-if you want to ride him one day good luck cus he wont leave you alone

-"thats all you got?" "tsk your baddd at this."

-would do multiple rounds

-he would definitely smoke his cigarettes while he fucks you

thats all folks !! send some requests if u want :)

[faebaex]

TWST Characters - Big Spoon or Little Spoon?

author note: don't ask me what provoked this, i'm writing these silly little headcanons so that i can get it out of my head so i can write the things i'm supposed to be writing! forgive me for my slowness (｡T ω T｡)

characters: Heartslabyul, Savanaclaw & Octavinelle

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts

Little spoon who thinks he is a big spoon

He will try being both the big spoon and the little spoon respectively

But in his ACADEMIC opinion, he will declare that he is the big spoon

But despite how he insists that he is the big spoon, most nights he ends up falling asleep in your arms

If he wakes up in the middle of the night he’ll groggily try to rearrange but it doesn’t always work

Don’t tease him about it, sometimes he just needs the comfort of being held

Little spoon in denial basically

Ace Trappola

Silly straw who thinks he is a big spoon

No fr this guy will posture and insist that he is 100% big spoon material

But then as SOON as he falls asleep, he’s snoring and throwing his arms around and wiggling around, tossing and turning

Man will NOT keep still

The amount of times you’ve kicked him out of bed bc he keeps waking you up with his flailing

Rarely you’ll get a night where you comfortably sleep with him as the big spoon but don’t get used to it

Deuce Spade

Respectable big spoon

Probably one of the most comfortable people to sleep with

Will cuddle you well enough that you feel soothed but not tight enough that you can’t slip out if you want/need to

Always makes sure you’re comfortable, probably to the extent that you have to tell him to stop fretting

Good boy, 10/10

Cater Diamond

Undeniable little spoon

There is no doubt, just hold him pls

His favourite position is with his back to you bc he prefers it if you can’t see his face

Can’t have you seeing him vulnerable instead of his usual silly, goofy persona

Sometimes tho he’ll lay his head against your chest and you’ll have a little moment together

But don’t mention it otherwise he won’t do it again

Trey Clover

Big spoon

As if there was ever any doubt

He actually really likes spooning, he likes the intimacy

He likes the feel of your heartbeat and being able to stroke a hand through your hair or watch you as you sleep

Plus it is easy for him to slip into bed next to you if he’s stayed up late to finish baking

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar

Big spoon but only because he treats you like a living pillow

I mean let’s be real all this man does is sleep

So there is no way that you will be anything but the little spoon here

He’ll think its funny if you try to be the big spoon and then just push you underneath him and resume business as usual

Spooning with Leona is either incredibly comfortable or the most uncomfortable sleep you’ve ever had – there is no in-between

He pretends not to care if you voice any discomfort but genuinely will try to be more attentive in future

Jack Howl

Big spoon

But he goes to bed sooo early so you don’t always get to cuddle

Sometimes when you sneak into bed he’ll roll over and engulf you in his arms

As if he sensed you in his sleep

But other times Jack sleeps like a rock

So its kind of hit and miss

But when you do get to spoon, it feels like you are encompassed in a huge, never-ending hug

It may even be tempting enough for you to become a morning person, if you’re not already

Ruggie Bucchi

Little spoon 100%

My man just likes to cuddle up after a long day of making thaumarks and running around taking care of Leona

So there is nothing he loves more than snuggling into your chest or side and passing out

Plus being the little spoon makes it a tiny bit easier to slip out in the morning when he has to do one of his early morning jobs or get Leona's breakfast ready

Plus plus having you there makes his bed feel just that little bit more comforting :)

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto

Little spoon who thinks he is a big spoon #2

You’ll fall asleep with him being the big spoon but you always ALWAYS wake up with him somehow in the little spoon position with his arms and legs wrapped around you

Will insist this is a misunderstanding and that he slipped bc he’s still not used to beds yet

He actually loves nothing more than burying his face into your chest and feeling nice and safe

Nevertheless he will go to the grave insisting that he is the big spoon

The biggest little spoon in denial, no one compares

Jade Leech

Big spoon

The only time he is a little spoon is when he gets too excited about mushrooms or something and needs to calm down while you stroke his hair

Otherwise he is a big spoon through and through

Thing is though, his grip is TOO strong

Once you make the decision to spoon with him, there is no escape

His arms will be wrapped so tightly around your waist that you can’t even more an inch away from him

He has absolutely no remorse about it either the next morning, he’ll just give you his little closed eye smile and be all ‘whoops’ but hold you just as tight the next time

Floyd Leech

Hear me out, hear me out

100% a little spoon

He gives off big spoon energy but actually prefers to wrap himself around you and have you hold him and play with his hair and give him back scratches

Be careful if he’s in a silly goofy mood though because he’ll start nipping at you

Thinks its hilarious when you’re relaxing and you suddenly yelp bc he’s nipped at your side

But usually he behaves himself bc sometimes he’s a little touch starved so he really likes it when you hold him

[charliemwrites]

Mm today I’m thinking about kidnapped-by-Simon scenarios.

Specifically, I’m thinking about this big scary man essentially treating you like a well-loved zoo animal. Like a rare specimen that needs to be protected. And he is your keeper.

He feeds you, waters you, grooms you. You’re obviously not allowed to roam around! But you’re “enclosure” (an admittedly comfortable but heavily modified safe house) is big and full of enrichment to keep you “happy” and warm and safe.

He knows wild animals are to be treated with respect, even if they’re fragile. They’ll lash out when scared, they just don’t know better, it’s not their fault. So, he’s endlessly patient with you, coos when you get your teeth in his hand, gently croons “oh I know, you’re big and scary” when you scratch at his arm. When you demand he lets you go, he soothes “it’s not safe out there, you have to stay here.”

He uses his stealth to his advantage to just watch you wander about your pretty cage sometimes. Curled up with books. Picking through the pantry for snacks. Running off frustration on a treadmill. Putting together puzzles or watching tv.

Sometimes he just sits. At first you skitter off to another room, shocked he doesn’t follow and impose himself. Soon you realize it’s safe to stay, but keep a healthy distance, eyeing him in distrust. He’ll speak at you without expecting a response, never tries to coax you closer or approaches.

Eventually YOU get curious about HIM. You start to respond when he speaks, even if you glare when he smiles like you’re a cute chattering bird. You inch closer and closer, because he speaks so quietly and there’s only so much you can stand your own company.

One day he comes in with a bunch of bags. You poke your head around the kitchen door, eyes narrowed as he pulls things out. Flour, sugar, vanilla….

“Are you baking?” It’s the first time you’ve initiated. He carefully doesn’t look up.

“You are, if you want.”

A long beat of silence. “What am I baking?”

“Whatever you like. I’ll pull up a recipe.”

You decide on a cake. You want something sweet. He prints out a recipe from his phone and lets you snatch it from his hand, stands back to watch you work. You even let him mix for you when your arm gets tired, backing only just out of reach this time.

And when the cake is done, you let him have a piece, muttering a sullen “thank you” that he’s quick to reward with a gentle “good girl”. Your nose scrunches, but he notes the way your cheeks flush as you flounce off in a fit of haughty embarrassment.

[aliwritex]

dating franco headcanons when? (pls, i live for your content <3)

sorry i took long i’m just not good with headcanons here you go tho

boyfriend!Franco is clingy. And you love it. He’s always rubbing his head on your hand, on your shoulder, lap or chest just to get you to touch his hair.

You will always convince each other that a sweet treat is a good idea. If you’re home you’ll just look at each other after a meal, and you’ll know the other is thinking about the bar of chocolate in the cupboard.

He’s such a good boyfriend and he’ll do anything for you. sometimes you’d have him get up in the middle of the night to get you a glass of water. That led him to buy you a bottle that kept your water cold through the night.

Franco will text you every morning in his own time zone. Sometimes you get a good morning text right before bed but you don’t mind it, you set your own sleep aside to talk to him a bit. Maybe facetime while he gets ready and have breakfast till you fall asleep.

He has tried to get you to do some of his hobbies with him like biking. But the man wants to go uphill for kilometers and kilometers and then complain when you can’t catch up.

You like his new hobby way more. When he plays golf now you just sit in the cart, in your pretty in your skirt, watching him do everything wrong.

You tried to get him into your own hobbies once — it failed. And he tried, God he really tried, bless his heart. But baking together is just not your thing. You gave him one simple task, sift the flour was all he had to do. You moved to grab a new spoon and when you turned back around there was flour everywhere. He was out of the kitchen in seconds and apologized, promising he’d do the dishes for you.

Something Franco and you love doing is parallel play. It might seem silly but it works so well for you two. It doesn’t really matter what you’re doing, you could be on your phones, watching Tv while the other reads, working and studying, anything. And it’s always accompanied by touches — back rubs, playing with each other’s hair, tangled legs, you name it.

He does piss you off sometimes with stupid shit. He’s just very energetic and sometimes (most of the time) his energetic peaks come when you’re really not feeling it. He’ll sing too loud at night, talk too much in the mornings or worse, start poking you while you’re doing something.

nsfw(ish)

Franco’s obsessed with you and there’s rarely a day where you’re together and don’t end up in each other’s pants. The man is 21, that’s basically the only thing he can think about when you’re away so he’s not waste the time you have together.

You love to surprise him when he’s back from work. You’ve accumulated a small collection of matching sets from that. He loved every single one of them especially when you’re just sat in his living room, waiting for him to come through the door.

[multiheadcanons]

REQUEST: TF2 MERCS AND FOOD

scout: okay, we’re gonna breeze past all scout knowing is twerk be bisexual eat hot chip and lie. we’re gonna hold that space, and now we’re gonna move on. scout can cook a bird like a son of a bitch. he can roast a turkey like nobody’s business. he cannot cook anything else. he has successfully made a turducken. heavy handed with the pepper. master spatchcocker. he puts like no effort into it and the bird just snaps. he’ll cook when he’s pissed at medic so he can cut up bird carcasses and tell him his doves are next. really, he’ll eat anything. except sushi. he hates the texture of raw fish.

soldier: he keeps an emergency stash of MREs in his room. normally not allowed in the kitchen. is allowed on the grill. he will use a thermometer when he cooks meat. no american is above salmonella. he is kind of picky, but doesn’t complain since he’s normally not cooking. he doesn’t like soups. doesn’t like anything too soft, really. he would like to work for his calories.

pyro: NOT ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN. NOT ALLOWED WITHIN TEN FEET OF THE GRILL. CHASE THEM OFF IF SEEN IN THOSE LOCATIONS. pyro has not been, is not, and will never be willingly allowed near the cooking areas since the base fire of ‘74. nobody likes to talk about it. it was a bad day for everyone involved. if pyro begs, they might get to mash garlic. pyro genuinely only knows twerk be bisexual eat hot chip and lie. pyro LOVES spice. the hotter the better. willingly eats ghost peppers raw. and, contrary to popular belief, pyro hates sweets. doesn’t like the taste of sweet and how it coats their mouth. a sweet treat is very rare for them. they like a good pumpkin pie, or a nice sweet potato if they absolutely need something sweet. even fruit sometimes is too much. they like kiwis and pineapples because they sting a little. allergic to carrots

demo: demo is a master of meat. butchering, trimming, dressing, marinating, seasoning, roasting, frying, baking, pan searing. any way in which meat could be cooked demo can and has cooked it that way. once tried to cook a pork roast with a bomb. came back with soldier and tried to cook another one with a rocket. he is a scientist, and he likes to play with his food too. hates sour stuff. he can feel it in his eye socket. otherwise not picky about food. loves blueberries. hates raspberries. tries weird food combinations for his ratatouille moment. will physically fight anyone for the last piece of pizza.

heavy: soup master. cooks for twenty seven every time it’s his turn to cook. has a crazy mental catalogue of every soup known to man and can make a different soup every time. also is the one who knows exactly what is in the fridge at all times and when it will expire. resident grocery shopper with snipes. his job is to have the list prepared so all snipes has to do is take the list and not deviate. it takes them about a week of planning everything down to the budget. not very good with meats, but he can get it cooked. just may be overdone. sensitive stomach, can’t just eat garbage and be fine. there’s something about watching him read and absentmindedly eat grapes as he does so. forces pyro to eat fruit. like chases him around with an apple. his dedication from nutrition came from medic. he found the science behind it interesting, and thinks that caring for your body is one of the best things you can do for it. insane spice tolerance, but he hates spice. get this man on hot ones. his favorite spice is coriander. he likes saying it.

engineer: engie is a master at some good comfort food. he remembers his mama, god rest her soul, telling him as a young boy if he likes to eat he better like to cook. and buddy, does he love to cook. can make a sourdough starter from scratch. his favorite meal to cook and eat are chicken and dumplings. everyone fights for the chicken and dumplings. everyone begs him to make the chicken and dumplings. he’s so extra, he shapes the dumplings into hearts. like his mama used to do on his birthday. everyone eats that shit up they love engie when he’s in the kitchen. always willing to learn a recipe for someone, and the designated chef for birthdays. everyone normally wants the same thing on their birthdays, so it’s a fairly easy job. killer cornbread maker. medic once begged him to make an eggs benedict. he’d never tried before, but gave it a go. it came out pretty okay!the doctor would’ve appreciated it if everything were burned to a crisp, though. he was desperate.

medic: NOT ALLOWED IN THE KITCHEN. NOT ALLOWED WITHIN TEN FEET OF THE GRILL. KILL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE IF FOUND IN THESE AREAS. medic should never be allowed in a kitchen. he’s messy, he’s chaotic, he enters and exits a room in whirlwinds, his hands are normally bloody. is has a basic grasp on cooking. pretty okay on the grill, but after the base fire of ‘74 he and pyro got banned. not picky at all, just has foods he likes more than others. has tried human meat in a taco. he didn’t mind it! a little too tough for him. might make a better burger. he likes to play in food too much to be given the responsibility to cook. he can help if he wants to, though. normally he brings alcohol and that’s his contribution to team dinners. a good bottle of wine or a 12 pack of beer. loves the concept of edible flowers. he and pyro will ruin a meal by demolishing that shit in edible glitter. please keep them out of the kitchen. he loves a good eggs benedict but he’s the only one who can consistently make hollandaise sauce and properly poach an egg. and he’s not allowed in the kitchen. so the days of the benedict of eggs are gone. eats sauerkraut out of the jar.

sniper: kitchen and grill bodyguard. will fire a warning shot once before headshotting the Banished. past that, you didn’t hear it from me, but snipes is a phenomenal baker. he‘s got a kiss the cook apron. he’ll only bake if he’s the only one in the base. the team will come back from whatever they’re doing to fresh pastries. warm bread. cookies baked to perfection. then he walks in and goes “oh, who did all of this” and the whole team won’t know. but as he watches them dig in, it warms his heart a little. he wishes that they would stop groaning when they ate though, he’s pretty sure they’re not that good. heavy is the only one who has intuited that it’s sniper making the pastries, but sniper doesn’t know that he knows. he keeps the secret though. resident grocery shopper with heavy. his job is to get them in and out of the store as fast as possible with no room for impulse buys. he and heavy are the only ones with enough discipline to resist going over the budget. lets heavy get the produce while he sprints for everything else. their record time is 30 minutes excluding checkout. brutal shopper. will casually move your cart, and you, to get what he needs. sometimes he will begin it with excuse me. but he’s not on the clock. he is trying to get out of there as fast as possible. has also tried human meat. not bad! he’d eat it if he had to.

spy: of course spy knows how to cook. he’s great at it. but do you think he’s actually cooking? he’s only in that kitchen when it’s fend for yourself night, and he does not show pity. yes he does make ratatouille. has a very refined palette. unless he himself is sick. then he’ll literally drink bath water if he can keep it down. once cried when eating a soup heavy made. it was the best thing he’d tasted in his life. keeps a snack basket and carafe in his room so he doesn’t have to be seen in the kitchen. loves some spice, but has a low spice tolerance. he’ll still eat a chili raw. he’ll never admit it but he loves getting to try everyone else’s cooking. it fascinates him, at least if they’re decent cooks. feels a little bad he’ll probably never get to try medic’s cooking. he’s sure the man knows his way around a bratwurst. jam and marmalade connoisseur. his favorite is orange. will literally moan over a good croissant and jam. loves his french breakfast of a croissant, a coffee and a cigarette.

[kyuuumie]

random sfw shadowapple headcanons (=^･ω･^)

headcanons below the cut (๑◕◡◕๑)

🍎 - candy apple loves baking treats and insists on giving them to shadow milk. he never eats them, but he also never throws them away. somewhere he has a small, hidden pile of bat-shaped candy and skull cookies.

🎭 - no matter how quietly shadow milk tries to slip away, candy apple always manages to find him. she insists she’s just so attuned to his presence she can tell when he’s nearby. in reality, she just obsessively memorized his daily routines.

🍎 - candy apple has no concept of personal space and will casually lean on shadow milk’s shoulder or cling to his arm. he’ll groan but won’t move away, which candy apple takes as permission to stay there forever.

🎭 - on rare occasions when they’re resting after a long day, candy apple will doze off mid-conversation and mumble things like, “shadow milk… marry me… hehe…” shadow milk pretends not to hear.

🍎 - if they ever sit still for too long, candy apple will just casually lean on him or even fall asleep against his shoulder. shadow milk stays perfectly still, silently accepting his fate.

🎭 - if shadow milk ever makes an offhand comment like “you’re less annoying today,” candy apple absolutely melts and treats it like a love confession.

🍎 - candy apple rambles about all her little problems—like how her candy apples keep sticking together or how bats won’t follow her like they do shadow milk. shadow milk just listens in silence, occasionally grunting. she says he gives “the best advice.”

🎭 - shadow milk will sometimes make sarcastic comments like, “yes, let’s burn down a forest. that sounds productive.” candy apple gasps excitedly and agrees, completely missing the sarcasm.

🍎 - candy apple insists that shadow milk is secretly protecting her, despite the fact that he’s never done anything of the sort. if he happens to glare at someone in passing, candy apple swoons, convinced he’s defending her honor.

🎭 - candy apple makes him creepy little crafts, like dolls with button eyes and stitched smiles. shadow milk once tried to leave one behind, but it mysteriously ended up back with him. candy apple claims it “finds its way back because it belongs with him.”

🍎 - if anyone else talks to shadow milk for more than two seconds, candy apple instantly clings to his arm and glares. shadow milk doesn’t even react, and she smugly assumes she “won” his attention back.

🎭 - though he’d never admit it, shadow milk subconsciously slows down his walking when candy apple falls behind. she thinks she’s just getting faster, but he’s making sure she keeps up.

🍎 - candy apple always finds excuses to “accidentally” brush her fingers against shadow milk’s hand when passing things to him. if he doesn’t react, she ups the ante by letting her hand linger just a little too long.

if you liked this then maybe consider reading my shadowapple fanfic (␦▽␦◦)

[cutephlegm]

haii buddy

could you make headcannons for how the dn guys (matt, mello, L, aiber) would act as your boyfriend? :3

Of course! Also adding Light!

My Death note boyfriend headcannons ⋆｡°✩

Light:

- His love languages are giving gifts and physical touch.

- Will plan date nights to the most expensive restaurants he can find in the area for big occasions. 

- Buys you overpriced jewellery for your birthday/anniversary/Christmas/etc…

- If you’re having a problem, he will insist to help you solve it and do so as logically as he can.

- Likewise, if you were studying, he would help you revise your studies by making flashcards for you.

- Smells like expensive cologne.

- Overexplains things to you if you don't understand them.

- Very passionate about his hobbies/career and makes that known to you by talking about it A LOT.

L:

- His love languages are words of affirmation and quality time.

- Let’s you talk to him about any issues you’re having and listens attentively throughout.

- Enjoys playing chess with you, if you don’t play then he’ll insist on teaching you.

- His grammar through texting is meticulous.

- Tries to help you cut out any bad habits you have, eg; smoking, drinking, etc…

- He loves having thoughtful and meaningful conversations with you, and always asks for your advice on something before he makes a decision.

- He’s very afraid of you getting hurt, makes sure not to include you in any of his investigations for that reason.

- Spends a lot of time working on his investigations, doesn’t get to see you as often as he’d like to.

- When he does see you, he doesn’t enjoy going out, would much rather plan an activity at home.

- Enjoys cooking and baking! Will cook you your favourite meal and bake sweet treats for you to eat while he is working.

- Very keen to learn more about you, often asks you loads of questions.

- Texts you frequently while he is working to check up on you.

- He zones out and thinks about you when he’s running errands/working.

- He sometimes has very strange cravings.

Mello:

- His love languages are acts of service and giving gifts.

- He will take you out on bike rides to abandoned places he finds + you have a few spots you regularly go to together.

- VERY dry texter (Replies to your texts with just y? or k.)

- Buys you WAYY too many gifts, if you tell him you like the look of something he would have bought it for you by the next day.

- Secretly very overprotective over you.

- You’re set as the lock screen to his phone/computer.

- He occasionally pulls all nighters with you.

- Likes it when you surprise him with chocolate + sweets.

- Deep down, he get’s very jealous over you but tries his hardest to hide it.

- Listens to metal + owns TONS of band shirts.

- You bond over the bands and music you listen to.

- Knows how to play the guitar + Learns songs for you.

- Smells like Gasoline.

Matt:

- The chill boyfriend archetype.

- His love language is quality time and physical touch.

- He LOVES I repeat LOVES when you are interested in the same things as him!

- You bond by playing video games and occasionally taking smoking breaks.

- He encourages you to talk about your nerdy interests with him + shares his own.

- Likewise, he makes an effort to learn about said interests when you’re not around to impress you.

- Knows loads of niche internet slang.

- Knows how to code, would code a cute happy birthday message for you.

- He’s very tech savvy, therefore would help you out if you were having a problem with any of your devices.

- If you smoke, he will always light your cigarette for you, especially if you can’t light it yourself.

- He secretly has a collection of rare lighters + rare cigarettes.

- If you were to get into a confrontation with someone, he’d try to diffuse it with comedy.

- He has a soft spot for romcoms.

- He uses emoticons when texting you.

- Takes time out of his day to randomly text you.

- Encourages you to wear his clothes.

- If he sees something he thinks you’d like he would definitely buy it for you.

- You both have LOADSSS of inside jokes together.

- Tries to get on well with your friends.

- Massive night owl.

[genderfluid-insomniac]

Day 14: Baking

Characters:

Robin

Baking with her is such a joyful experience and will often include humming or some music in the background. It’s predictable but she’s a fan of sweets and will never get tired of them. If you’ve made them then she’s either going to eat all of them quickly or save them for special occasions. Generally, she bakes for fun or if she has an event she has to go to but Robin will give any extras from her baking to those around Penacony or to you. Decorating her treats is her favorite part of baking and she does tend to get wrapped in it most of the time. Robin loves baking for you and with you; she has a special apron for you and for her and they’re matching. She made them! Generally, her cookbook is pretty big and she does follow the recipe but she sometimes likes to experiment in a good way.

Emily the Seraphim

She has a giant cookbook full of recipes organized by flavor (i.e. sweet, salty, savory, sour, and spicy) and it’s in beautiful handwriting. Personally she has a sweet tooth and has baked everything in her book but if you have a new recipe she’s eager to learn it no matter the flavor but if it’s sweet she’ll make a lot of extras for herself. Whenever you come over there are always snacks at her home of various kinds and they are all alright to eat. Just tell her if you have an allergy and she’ll find a substitute for it so you can still enjoy what you like. Emily will get so excited if you ask her to bake with her, she will have the recipe ready and have the ingredients out you both can measure and combine. If it’s a time-consuming recipe then she’ll suggest you both pick it back up tomorrow or find a time when you both have free time to make it in full.

Asmodeus

He follows things by the book and rarely ever goes off what the recipe says. There is one thing he refuses to use in baking for whatever reason and it’s fish. Unless you’re his lover or Iruma then he won’t touch it for any reason. Alice does have a personal favorite for spicy food which is coincidental seeing as his magic is fire and he can handle a lot of spice. If you can’t then he’ll adjust whatever he’s making accordingly although if you do try it at his level he’s so happy. Alice has a large book of recipes from others he’s close to but mostly from his family; they are top-quality food. If he’s making something for you then he’ll pay extra attention to make sure everything is perfect and it’s all decorated if it’s needed. Please invite him to bake with you because it’s such a relaxing and fun activity for him to do.

[rreskk]

HEADCANONS: Trevor Philips

TW: -Suggestive content (sexual, angst... Minor though)

-Has some aspect of dyslexia.

-His toilet flush doesn’t work so there’s months’ worth of piled up shit (he has to empty it in a black bin and throw it outside- hence the pile of trash outside his gates).

-Hates being in pictures and selfies. He won’t hesitate to slap the phone or simply slap the person! If he wants to have a picture taken, it’s on his own terms.

-Trevor uses Ron to wash all his clothes.

-The only good thing that comes out of his kitchen will be the surprisingly medium rare garlic steak. But then he ruins it by putting undercooked baked beans with it.

-Sometimes he reminds himself of his mother. When he verbally degrades people, he has a flashback to the exact thing his mother told him (self-destruction turns abusive destruction).

-His childhood crush was Elvira (Mistress of the dark).

-Used to crush on his mothers friends when he was a kid as well.

-Trevor has musical abilities but the drugs had taken away his interest.

-He also gets Ron to shave his hair whenever he gets too long.

-Trevor grows a moustache before his actual beard comes through. He’ll stroll around with a beard like Johnny Depp before the remainder of his facial hair appears. Uneven growth.

-He is the master of eye contact. Trevor will stare you down without feeling awkward. He won’t blink. He treats every conversation like a staring competition.

-He’s going extremely deaf (The recoccuring “WHAT?” and being loud, not on purpose).

-He sometimes wets the bed because he can’t feel his below after a shit load of drug intake.

-Trevor has an oddly long tongue that is extremely flexible and “useful.”

-Although he has thousands in his bank, he still feels the pressure of being broke (Being used to the North Yankton rift) and will STILL consider stealing because of the anxiety that he doesn’t have enough.

-The scars around the back of his neck was a product of Trevor finding a very… Dominating and aggressive woman after a night out.

-He’s aware of his nicely shaped bum. He doesn’t give a shit about clothes but he MUST have all his trousers really fit around his juicy ass.

-Trevor’s laugh consists of belly screams and slamming his fists around his surrounding environment.

-Gets eye strain really easily (He’ll get aggressive and grouchy after staring at his phone for too long because of the headache).

-Will pretend to be angry so he can get a reaction from people (hoping they’d pity and comfort him).

-Trevor’s windows are all drawn because of his paranoia and drug abuse.

-Masturbates to dominatrix/slave porn.

[soraeia]

Family HC:

All of Allisae’s children have pretty much adopted her “good food can make everything better” philosophy, though not all of them know how to cook....well.

Wrenn is by far the best chef of his siblings and has self-appointed himself the cook for his siblings(and friends) when his mother is absent---so much so that when they have anyone other than his mother cook for them, he feels just the slightest bit insulted. But he’ll let it go if the food is good enough. Likes taking people to his favourite places and has an endless love for boba.

Chercia can bake pastries quite well and has mastered one or two dishes, but if she isn’t too familiar with the makings of a dish herself than she is a mediocre cook at best. Still, giving food is a love language and if she can’t make it well then she’ll bring you somewhere that can and treat you. She also loves snacks and will offer you at least one of her favourites every time you meet.

Yukaine.....is rarely allowed to make anything without any help or supervision. He’s a kitchen disaster: a cursed rubbed off from his father/step-father(Taeseong). Likes exploring different food venues in the places he travels/has traveled to and sometimes visits a city just to go back to his favourite one.

Lily loves to help in the kitchen. c: And has more skill in it than her eldest brother. Hates bell peppers, though.

[akugyu]

. . . headcanon’s that just make sense.

featuring ; gojo satoru

genre ; tooth rotting fluff.

word count ; 1.1k

satoru has a skin care routine. a long one. it usually takes a little over 30 minutes to finish, but it's one of your favorite things about him. men that take care of themselves are immaculate. you personally have your own routine, but sometimes you'll sneak into the bathroom and sit on the counter while you sit and watch him lovingly.

gojo is very well known for not being selfish… except for sweets and baked goods. don't get him wrong, he will buy you whatever treat you want and he will absolutely share his with you. except for a few, or if he's running low on specific ones. he will go out of his way to hide them from you in the most unconventional ways, and even take them to work with him. he didn't start doing this until he realized you began to mess with him by hiding his own treats from him. now you and megumi try to conspire against him, so he has to outsmart you.

gojo is an insomniac. something that's been created by his own hands. his most peaceful sleeps though? when his head is in your lap, your hands flowing through his hair and massaging at his scalp. or, when he comes home at ungodly hours early in the mornings. he collapses into the bed, too tired to even mumble a soft hello to you as you peak your eyes open from the shifting of the mattress. he stays facing the opposite direction, struggling to clear his mind of the day until he feels you scoot up behind him and wrap your arms around him. it wasn't often that he would find himself being the little spoon between you both, but when he did? he wouldn't complain. he couldn't. not when you'd press your forehead into the center of his back, and leave a small kiss there with a quiet 'i love you', that he would gladly return before drifting off to sleep.

he's very big into baths. nothing explicit from it either. doesn't even matter if you do or don't want to join him, he's taking one anyways. if you do want to join though, he makes the most amazing baths with the best scents and essential oils. you'd sit between his legs, and he gently wash your hair and occasionally kiss your shoulder. during those moments, there's never many words shared between you two. it's just a rare time where the both of you can enjoy the peace and quiet together and relax in one another's presence. 

he has very little free time, especially these days… but, he'll always wake up early and get to work in the kitchen to make you breakfast. even if he can't enjoy it with you. he becomes pleasantly surprised when you learn his internal clock, sneak out of bed at unreasonable hours and return the favor. it makes him fall for you even harder. those days are the ones where you get to sit in bed for a little longer thanks to your patience for his occupation

. . . speaking of routines. on days off, it’s self care time. that means sleeping in, baking cookies in the kitchen and making a mess while you both fall into a fit of laughter. the evenings though? that's reserved for one of your favorite times. he sits on the floor between your legs, popcorn being passed back and forth while you binge watch things like buzzfeed unsolved, watcher, cooking shows, or random crime documentaries. you'd both have on facemasks, and those cute little stretchy headbands that push back all your hair. the first night you ever shared together like that was the day your heart nearly beat out of your chest as you realized how in love you were.

when he's away on trips, rather it be another city, or overseas, he ALWAYS finds the time to make several pitstop's to find you gifts. it always ranges from cultural things that he thinks you'd find interesting, stuffed animals, books, jewelry, snacks, and random trinkets. he comes home when you're busy, and orders you both take out while he waits to spoil you.

there isn't a promise that he makes to you, and won't keep. whether it's something big and important, or small and useless; something between just you two. satoru would move heaven and hell to keep that promise. there's one person whose trust he can never break, and it's yours. anything you'd want, he would not hesitate to hand over to you.

a lot of things are only shared between the two of you. a few inside jokes, your favorite flower, or color, things you dislike… most importantly, there's several safe words locked in place. if it's been a bad day, there's a safe word to indicate that– leading there to be only soft and tender moments with little talking about what's wrong until one of you are ready. there's a safe word for when you want out of a public setting, a safe word for when he needs you to bail him out when he starts to feel overstimulated from six eyes, a safe word if you're in danger and can't speak on the act. there are one too many to count, but each one is embedded into your memories, and used as a safety net. boundaries are important to gojo satoru.

before long missions away from home, he takes a day off beforehand and spends it only with you… but, neither one of you dare to utter the words 'i love you', or 'goodbye' when he leaves. no, those words are forbidden. he can tell you he loves you when he returns home. goodbye? that word fills you both with disgust. so instead, you settle for a simple 'i'll see you soon' with a kiss that fills in all the unspoken words… those long missions are always filled with random messages and phone calls. always started by him, so he can tell you he misses you or share a funny photo he took of his students.

satoru's favorite pet name for you is 'teddy bear'. you have no clue where he picked it up from, or how it became but you can't help but to melt when he wraps his arms around your waist from behind and whispers how much he loves his cute little teddy bear. not only does it warm your heart, but gojo isn't the type to restrain himself from PDA. on campus others overhear the cute string of pet names he has for you, and they can't help but to feel jealous but also an overwhelming happiness for the man who found his one and only.

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[callmegkiddo]

How was the Mercs from TF2 react to the reader buying your favorite food/sweet treat in order to get in good with them or let them know about the crush they’ve been harboring.?

 Ohhh, a request from someone I didn't threaten to steal their teeth... AWSOME :D

Ohhhh, thank you for this request! I usually do this too sometimes-

Off we go!

Also please check my pinned post, I have a character limit, please check it next time before you post

Sniper:

Surprisingly he like to eat baked potatoes, it was his moms specialty back home.

He’ll take it with slight surprise, no one had ever thought of giving him gift before, unless your Pyro of course.

He’s hesitant, he’s a professional he can’t accept feelings as sappy as love.... But he appreciates it. He really does, he will eat and savor the taste of the baked potatoes you gave him.

He won’t accept your confession that easily though, your gonna have to work for it.

He will find it heartwarming though, to see you trying to gain his approval and affection. It makes him feel special, and not even his parents make him feel that way....

Scout:

He likes chicken, and he buys chicken to flirt with any women he thinks is hot.

Soooo, seeing you do the same to him? Hooked, frickin hooked-

He will chow down and even offer you some of that sweet delicious bucket of chicken

Just know though that just because he has accepted your offer of chicken, doesn't mean he will see you as highly as he does for Ms. Pauling.

Your gonna have to work your way to the top. Unless of course you already have and he's been pinning for you and Pauling, so it's a win for him really.

Over all he will be cautious, but he'll start pinning for you if your continue with this chicken offering thing.

Spy:

He loves croissants, yeah shocking, he’s a french who loves croissants-

But he doesn’t just love croissants, he loves chocolate filled croissants. The delicate and gooey filling of melted chocolate oozing out of the crispy and buttery bread.

He drools slightly at the mere mental image of it. And the fact the closest Bread bakery that sells his precious croissants are 6 miles away? Yeah he isn’t that willing to go that far...

So seeing you gift him not 1 but a basket full of chocolate filled croissants? Be prepared for a kiss to the back of your hand as thanks.

He will find it sweet how you go out of your way to bring him such delicacies.

He will accept your confession, only out of pity at first, but he will slowly warm up to you if you continue your acts of kindness.

Soldier:

Ah, barbeque, who doesn't love it? I don't, but Soldier? Jane fricking Doe? He loves that shit to bits.

And he will, he will bring you out for some barbeque if you do give him some.

He's good at grilling, but cooking in general in an actual pan or kitchen? Nah.

He's also pretty oblivious, so please just as your giving him the barbeque, please give him a racoon plush that's holding a heart. That'll get his gears turning. He may be stupid, but he isn't dumb.

He will question you on your view of america, do not lie to him, he knows when people are lying.

Buuut, if your view on america is good enough to him? He will accept you whole heartedly as his forever partner.

No exceptions. He will grill you whatever you want for any meal. Hot dogs? Already in a bun with your favorite condiments. Steak? Medium, Medium rare, Rare, or Well done cupcake? He will wait until you choose.

Pyro:

He likes Sweets, specifically Ice Cream, it was perfect, especially for the hot summers and heat waves of the base.

He would engulf you in one of the biggest bear hugs you have ever received. He will give you the best nuzzles and you will be twirled around.... Till the ice cream melts of course- Please buy him a new one.

He will gift you plushies and flowers, a sign of accepting whatever you have for him, your confession and love included.

He is such a sweetheart for you, he will make flower crowns and even rush over to give you a simple peck on the lips (with his mask).

So many gifts, so many treasures, all of which you might need a storage room to store in...

He won't stop showering you with affection, the closest Ice cream parlor was around 50 miles away, and expensive. So for you to buy him such exquisite delicacy was more than enough to prove your worth of being a partner to him.

Medic:

Surprisingly enough, he actually likes pastas. He mostly likes how fun and tasty the sauces are, and boy does he love the pastas itself. So many fun shapes to see and eat.

There’s this Italian restaurant that’s also around 50 miles away from the base, and he takes his sweet time to go there. He especially loves the lasagna they serve.

However, he won’t take the confession as normally as you think he would.

He’d either A. Experiment on the pasta, or eat it while working, or B. Gift you an organ as a thank you. The organ also depicts his answer to your confession. If it’s a not beating heart, he will accept your confession, but would like to take it slow. If it is a beating heart, he returns your feeling for he himself had feelings for you aswell. If the organ is a stomach, that means he will only consider you as a friend.

He’s just really glad someone else decided to give him food. Usually it was Heavy or Engie who gives him food. But you? That means it’s special.

And he likes it when his gifts are special.

Heavy:

It isn’t a surprise that he loves Sandwiches. Everyone knows it, even Ms. Pauling knows it, and she barely visits the base!

But it was Heavy who always made his sandwiches, not you, the last time someone made a sandwich for him without him asking was his Mama.

He fees warm inside... Seeing you give him a display of various sandwiches is so domestic and lovely. He can’t help but scoop you up into a hug!

He will gladly make you sandwiches in return, as snacks on the field or when you need some brain food.

He will be rather warm and accepting of your confession, he finds it cute how shy you are when you gifted him the sandwiches.

He’ll be gentle towards you, and slow, he wants you to be comfortable around him. So feel free to tell him what you want him to do or give you in return.

Engineer:

He actually quite likes soups! They're so comforting to him, remind him of his home back in the farm.

He especially loves soups that have carrots and mushrooms. He remembers his mama making him types of soups with them specifically when he felt under the weather.

So seeing you gift or even just cook for him any type of soup with carrots or mushrooms? Please marry him-

He’ll blush like crazy, and go “d’aw shucks” on you.

He’s so grateful for your efforts, and he feels especially flustered over your confession.

He might even bake you your favorite cookies, yes he knows how to bake. He decorates the cookies carefully with a heart, this shows him accepting your love.

As said before he’ll accept your affections and confession, but please let your relationship go slow. He’s a first timer in being a romantic partner.

Demo:

He likes churros, that's it, he once visited this restaurant near his Mama’s place that sell churros, and he ate some with his Mama.

Both him and his Mom loved them, and whenever he visited he would buy some to eat with her.

And churros can be bought at the same place Spy’s croissants are made. So he’ll be pleasantly surprised to see you with a bag filled with various flavors of churros.

He feels like a kid at a candy store. He’s all over the churros, his drunken arse having sobered at the smell of the delicious sugary bread sticks.

Give him a bit to compose himself. He’s too busy eating on some custard churros to properly comprehend anything else.

When he does end up composing himself, he will wrap you up in a tearful hug. With slurred words he will thank you, please hug back, he’s overly appreciative of your gift.

He will hesitantly accept your confession, he’s distant, but please be patient, he just doesn’t want to end up with a broken heart.

[daisies-daydreams]

Satoru Gojo: SFW Alphabet

A is for Adventure: Something they haven’t done but have always wanted to. 

Gojo would love to travel around the world with no goal in mind, other than to see and experience new things. And to try a lot of food. That too. 

B is for Butterflies: How they act when they’re nervous. 

He rarely gets nervous (it’s Gojo we’re talking about). However, on the microscopic chance that he does get nervous, his cheeks will turn a slight shade of pink. He’ll also be a little less talkative than normal.

C is for Crush: What is it like when they have a crush? How do they know/act?

It’s pretty obvious when Gojo has a crush. He’ll probably tease you in the beginning, then back off slightly as he develops more feelings for you. Gojo would replace most of his teasing with small compliments. He would try to be around you as much as possible, lingering for a while before the two of you say your goodbyes. 

D is for Date: Describe an ideal date for them. 

Gojo’s ideal date would be dinner, whether it’s at a fancy restaurant or just the two of you having a picnic. Afterwards, he’d whisk you away to a secret spot where he’d treat you to some wine (or any beverage of your choice), where the two of you could be together and talk for hours.

E is for Essential: What is one thing they could NEVER go without? 

Since he has a serious sweet-tooth, Gojo would become distraught very quickly if he went without anything sweet (candy, baked goods, etc.) for more than a day.

F is for Favorite: A favorite anything- food, place, smell, book, etc.

His favorite smell is the scent of freshly baked good because of his sweet tooth and it smells like home to him. 

G is for Giggle: How they laugh/What makes them laugh. 

Gojo’s laugh is very loud, always carrying a haughty tone with it. Teasing/trolling people and pulling pranks are what make Gojo laugh the most.  

H is for Holding Hands: Do they like holding hands? Are their hands warm or cold? Pinky promises?

He loves to hold hands! I can see Gojo wanting to have a partner whose hands are smaller than his, because it would boost his ego (and he’d find it adorable). His hands would be a little chilly, but not unbearably cold. He mostly makes pinky promises just to be silly (though he sometimes forgets to tell people who take them seriously).

I is for Inside Joke: Something they do that everyone thinks is funny but they don’t understand. 

Gojo yawns very loudly. It’s just something he does unconsciously. He’s always confused when he hears people (especially students) laugh or giggle after he yawns. 

J is for Jinx: Are they Superstitious?

Gojo’s not very superstitious. Because he’s a sorcerer who's seen a lot of curses/dark events, he wouldn’t think much of superstitions.

K is for Kiss: How do they kiss?

He loves to give a variety of kisses, but his favorite kind are the ones when he makes you flustered. He’ll shower you with compliments before smiling at the cute blush on your face. Gojo will then swoop in and steal a kiss from you, continuing his string of compliments while kissing you on the lips and all over your face. 

L is for Love Language: What is their love language? How do they give and how would they like to receive love?

Giving: He’d give love through physical touch and giving gifts. His favorite physical affections are hugging, kissing, and slinging his arm around your waist, letting everyone know who you’re affiliated with. Gojo also loves giving you gifts that remind him of you, whether it be something small like trinkets to concert tickets. 

Receiving: He’d receive love through physical touch and quality time. Gojo loves to receive physical touch as much as he loves to give it. His favorite is receiving long, drawn out surprise kisses and hand-holding. He loves to spend quality time with you, like watching movies, going on long walks, or getting to go into the city and go shopping with you, hand-in-hand. 

M is for Meant to be: How/when they know someone is “the one”? 

He’d know you were the one when, after a while into your relationship (a year or two), you said you’d stay with him, even though his life was turbulent and always full of constant danger and horror. He’d pull you in close and wouldn’t want to let go, thankful that despite everything, you still love him and want to stay with him.

N is for Nickname: A nickname they would have or their favorite thing to be called. 

He doesn’t really care what people call him. He’s aware that some names people call him are…not flattering, but he just laughs at them. A genuine nickname you gave him, Toru, is the one he loves the most. 

O is for Organization: Are they clean or messy?

Gojo’s a pretty messy guy. It’s not that he doesn’t know how to clean, he’s just forgetful of the simple tasks he could do (ex. washing dishes, dusting, etc.).

P is for Pet Peeve: What’s something they absolutely CAN’T stand?

It’s a small thing, but Gojo can’t stand it when people put the toilet paper roll on the holder facing towards the wall rather than towards the person.

Q is for Quiet: What do they do for peace of mind? 

He likes to read sometimes or go out on long, peaceful walks in a forest. Gojo meditates sometimes, but he loses focus pretty quickly.

R is for Rainy Day: Do they like rain? What about storms? How would they spend a rainy day?

Gojo’s not a fan of rain or storms, as he’d rather be spending his day outside. He’d probably spend rainy days annoying whoever is inside with him, reading, or taking a long nap.

S is for Soft: Describe their softest feature. 

His softest feature is his kindness. While he does troll his friends and loved ones a lot, he still cares for them deeply and will do his best to make them feel better if they’re having a rough time. 

T is for Telephone: Are they a talker or a texter? How often do they use their phone?

Gojo is more of a texter than a talker. He uses his phone every day, mostly just to scroll through social media. 

U is for Unique: A random quirk they have. 

He can’t sit still for more than a few minutes. He’s always moving, whether it’s tapping his fingers or bouncing his leg.

V is for Valentine: Are they the type to celebrate or not?

Gojo will definitely celebrate Valentine’s day with you. He’d pretend to forget about it at first, only to pull out all the stops with a romantic date (candlelight and all). He quickly learns that pranking your significant other on Valentine’s Day isn’t the greatest idea. 

W is for Wholesome: Something extremely pure about them. 

After a long day of fighting curses, he’ll want to cuddle with you and hold you close, whether it’s on the couch, in your bed, or a long, loving hug at the doorway. He wants to hold onto to the person he loves the most for as long as he can. 

X is for Xenia: How they would entertain a guest/show hospitality. 

Gojo would entertain guests with games, movies, or having entertaining  conversations. He’d show hospitality making sure things are more clean than usual and leaving small gifts for them. 

Y is for Youth: A fond childhood memory they have. 

His favorite memories are when he would spend time with his Jujutsu Tech friends after classes were done for the day, especially when they would go into the city to hang out. 

Z is for Zzz: Sleep habits. Do they cuddle in their sleep? Talk? What do they dream about?

Gojo would definitely snuggle up to you in bed. He mumbles in his sleep sometimes, especially after intense days of fighting curses. He tends to have very bizarre dreams. They’re not nightmares, just things that make you tilt your head in confusion (or laugh) when he tries to explain them to you. 

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SFW Alphabet Template by @heauxzenji​

[imaeraser]

Monster Trio Fluff Headcannons

Luffy

Luffy is the ultimate cuddle buddy

He’ll gum-gum his arms around you several times and then snuggle into your neck

So if you have a hard time falling asleep when the temperature is warm… you’re gonna have to live with it

I think he would like a lot of sweet kisses, but unlike the others (and most people) he can do the Spider-Man kiss— the one where he’s hanging upside down

I can see him stretching his neck to do that (I’m sorry for that image)

He would constantly give you his straw-hat

If he wants your attention he’ll gum-gum himself into your lap and place his hat on your head

And he does not care what you were doing— you are going to have fun with him, Usopp, and Chopper

Afterward, he is so sweet and is such a cuddle bug

Whenever the crew embarks on a new island, he always grabs your hand and drags you out on an adventure (it does get both of you into trouble sometimes)

If you get mad at him, he’ll go to Nami and Robin for advice

If you’re sad: a) He’ll try to make you laugh by making funny faces, and letting you stretch his face or b) you’ll sit on his lap with his straw-hat on, as he rubs your back

Zoro

Zoro is the ultimate nap buddy

He is generally the big spoon, but when you guys are someplace away from prying eyes I can see him being the small spoon and liking it

It just makes him feel so warm, and as if he has nothing to worry about

That being said, I do think that his favorite cuddle position would be the sweetheart’s cradle/half-spoon

That’s the one where he is flat on his back, your head is on his chest, and his arm is wrapped around you

He likes just knowing you’re there. So the pressure on his chest, and the fact he can wake up to see your angelic face is heaven for him

You guys take baths together (not that way— unless), this is because he is musty and the only way to motivate him to wash himself is to get in with him

But it’s really cute when you got his hair all bubbled up, and you boop him on the nose with soap

Of course that leads him to taking a handful of bubbles and slathering it on your face. Cute moment —> now war

He is also very appreciative of when you get him a towel and water after his treating sessions, you’ll get to see a rare smile— although it’s not too rare when he’s with you

If you’re ever mad at him, he’ll snuggle his face into your shoulders and ask for forgiveness (this is only after giving him the silent treatment for days)

When you're sad he’ll press you into his stomach as he rubs your arms from behind

Sanji

Everyone knows that Sanji is the ultimate simp

Do you need something? He already has it on hand

He loves the smell of your hair, so when you guys hug you can see him snuggle into the side of your head to try and catch a whiff (that sounds kinda creepy, but I swear it’s endearing)

He loves laying his head on your lap. He instantly falls asleep when you start stroking his hair. Don’t try moving his hair out of his eye though, he will wake up

He always puts extra love into your food

He’ll use cooking and baking as an excuse to spend time with you. Here you can boop his nose with flour and he’ll boop yours back (not throw flour in your eyes… Zoro)

He is such a romantic, and will do grand gestures to display his love

Him confessing? Yeah on the deck surrounded by candles in the shape of a heart. The gesture was cute, just not the fire hazard

He will get protective over you (he gets jealous easily), and after the “threat” is gone he’ll start cooing about how much he loves you. Sir, where did all that anger come from and go to?

He likes to carry you around. You’re his treasure and he doesn’t want you to lift a single finger… but when it gets annoying tell him to stop. He might look like a kicked puppy, but he’lll go back to normal soon

When you’re mad at him he’ll instantly be on both knees praying for your forgiveness (what can I say, he’s a simp). And if you are still mad at him, he’ll buy lavish gifts, and make all kinds of food to win you over. And if that still doesn’t work he’ll go to you and make you tell him what he can do better

When your sad he resorts to making you food, while listening to you talk about whatever is troubling you

[gloryofluv]

Situations that end with MC Walking Away Brothers and Datables (-Luke)

This is supposed to be funny, humorous, fluffy, and teasing. Obviously, insinuations are there.

I didn't do Luke because you shouldn't walk away from children or dogs. Haha! No, really, I just didn't want to do one for him so apologies.

Lucifer-

MC walked into the library to see Lucifer. He hadn’t seen them as he turned over several books on random shelves. He also took books from one shelf and placed them on other shelves. MC watched for two minutes before clearing their throat.

“What are you doing?” MC asked.

Lucifer jumped and turned around with an eyebrow raised. “Nothing, and if I were you, I’d keep this to yourself.”

MC shakes their head and leaves. So Satan was right. Lucifer goes out of his way to fuck with him.

Mammon-

MC was walking by the bathroom and stopped at the door after hearing someone wailing.

Wait… that was Mammon singing that song they played for him. Treasure by Bruno Mars. How fucking cute! MC ducks closer to the door and smiles brightly. Damn, he was cute. Was he singing about them?

MC sneakily opens the door to see Mammon in the bathtub. He was holding up Goldie and singing. Ugh.

MC moves to shut the door, but he sees. “MC, wait! It’s not what it looks like!”

Moving down the hallway as fast as they can, Mammon was trying to hold up his towel. “Wait! MC! Come on!”

Leviathan-

Leviathan showed MC his recent picture compilations he was creating for TSL and Rui-chan on his editing software. It was impressive.

Levi gets up to retrieve a figure he modeled one of the frames out of when MC clicks the other project he had minimized. Oh, boy, they shouldn’t have done that.

“MC, I have the,” he stopped dead.

The project was massively just about MC. Quite a few of the shots were of them together. He even had little hearts littering the frames.

“Levi, I love you, but I have to go,” MC murmured with the brightest blush and left the room.

Satan-

MC and Satan decide to go to the cat shelter. They were petting all the cats and feeding them treats. It was all in all a great day.

However, when MC glances over at Satan, where he’s ducked down to a pair of kittens, he was holding up his hand, and their little paws would touch his palm.

“Good, one more time,” Satan said.

“W-what are you doing?” MC asked.

Satan glanced over with wide eyes. “Teaching them to high five…” he trailed off.

MC put their hands on their cheeks and walked out of the room. All of this to hide the incredible blush and giddy laughter they were suppressing.

Asmo-

MC was skipping up to Asmo’s room to tell him about this sale. It was awesome, and he was going to obsess.

However, when they opened the door, they regretted it. Asmo was making out pretty hardcore with Solomon on the bed. Appalled? Shocked? MC didn’t know which.

“There’s always room for my other human!” Asmo giggled when he caught sight of MC.

Solomon covered his face. “Asmodeus, really.”

MC clapped a hand over their mouth and turned in a mechanical fashion before retreating.

“I’m never opposed to a humane threesome!” Asmo called after them.

Beel-

MC was working out with Beel. Well, more that he was working out, and they were putting chips in his mouth. It was a very gratifying experience. Both would laugh and enjoy this ridiculous routine.

It was all going like a well-oiled machine. Well… until Beel bit MC’s finger. Now it wasn’t that hard, but hard enough to make them jerk backward.

“Oh, MC, I’m sorry!” Beel puffed as he stopped his pushups.

MC took their finger to their mouth and grumbled. “That hurt, but I’m okay. You won't hurt me again, Beel.”

“Did Beel try to eat you like in your dream? I was hoping for screams and not whimpers,” Belphie murmured with a smirk as he turned over on his bed.

MC turned beyond what was considered red on the color spectrum. “I gotta go,” they rushed out and climbed off the floor.

“Wait, MC, I promise I won’t eat you!” Beel shouted as he rushed after them.

“Or he’ll try lower!” Belphie snickered.

Belphie-

MC was relaxing with Belphie in the sitting room. He was resting against their shoulder, and MC’s legs were over his lap. It was a typical evening of lazy bones being lazy cuddle buddies.

Asmo scrunched his nose while walking into the room. “It’s really unfair,” he started.

MC glanced over. “What?”

“Why is Belphie always getting to sleep with you! You never sleep with me!” He cried while crossing his arms.

“Because I do it better, Asmo. MC likes to be on top,” Belphie murmured through sleep.

MC’s eyes grew as Asmo rolled his. “Yeah, sure, like anyone would believe you fuck better than me.”

“What do you think the pillow is for? Muffled cries,” Belphie smiled over at Asmo.

MC puffed and stood up, nearly toppling over the table. Their hands landed on it for balance.

“Thank you for assuming the position, MC,” Belphie chuckled.

Needless to say, MC bolted from the room with bright mortification.

Solomon-

Magic. Always magic and human experiences. Today was no exception while they were practicing in the sitting room at Purgatory Hall.

They were working on transformative magic. Advanced and complicated.

“Now, watch, the strings will change to bracelets,” Solomon declared as he performed the spell.

MC bobbed their head as the white string did change into silver bracelets. “Cool.”

Simeon glanced over from his book. “Always talented, Solomon.”

Luke looked up from his phone and seemed wholly unamused by the situation.

“Now, it’s your turn.”

MC made the gesture and sputtered on the words. Instead of the string on their wrists turning into bracelets, they coiled around their hands and connected in a binding. MC gasped and struggled as they tried to climb off the ground.

“I didn’t realize you liked being tied up. I would have offered in private,” Solomon teased.

MC’s cheeks filled with blood and tripped as they moved toward the exit of the room.

“Solomon!” Simeon groaned.

Solomon was laughing. “I didn’t mean it. Well, maybe just a little, MC.”

They didn’t give him the chance to tease them anymore. MC struggled with the front door and began to march down the path.

“MC, you look like a demon meal like that! Come back,” Solomon called out, trying to catch them scurrying off. He laughed while following them all the way back to House of Lamentation.

Barbatos-

They were cooking together because he offered lessons. MC was always happy to help and learn to perfect a skill.

“Very good,” Barbatos nodded at MC finishing the sauce.

“Thanks, Barbatos. You’re going to get me cooking well enough to put any human to shame,” MC laughed.

“Maybe, but you were a proficient cook beforehand,” Barbatos said.

“I’ll have to cook for you sometime. Just tell me what you’d like to eat,” MC smiled.

Barbatos blushed and cleared his throat. “Anything you would like to make, MC. It isn’t often someone would like to return the favor for me.”

MC glanced over to see Barbatos had turned to the large pot on the stove. “I mean it. Whatever you want, Barbatos. I’d like to do something nice for you.”

“Why don’t you go see if we have any fresh greens?” He murmured.

MC scowled at the demon but agreed. They walked to the other side of the kitchen and went into the fridge. Glancing at the side, MC could see Barbatos subtly wiping his eyes through the reflection.

“Hey, Barbatos, I’m going to run to the restroom. I’ll be right back,” MC said and left the kitchen.

“Thank you,” Barbatos murmured as they left.

Diavolo-

Diavolo and MC were walking together through RAD as Barbatos trailed. They were on the way to a meeting, and MC was headed to lunch. This was usual, rare, but something not out of the norm. He would get his human questions in during these moments.

“MC, I heard the oddest thing from Asmodeus the other day,” Diavolo declared.

“What did he say now?” MC questioned with suspicion.

“There’s this game that you and he play. It has to do with figures of some sort,” Diavolo hummed.

“Figures?” MC asked.

Diavolo tapped his chin and glanced back. “Barbatos, what was it called again?”

“Daddy or Uncle energy, I believe, my lord,” Barbatos said while stifling a smile.

“Ah, yes, that one. Is this one of those parental human games?” Diavolo inquired while staring at MC.

Ded. one hundred percent. “No, um, Lord Diavolo, I gotta go,” MC puffed and tried to gesture toward the cafeteria.

“Wait, but he said you saw me as a father type? That’s very sweet,” Diavolo beamed with the smallest hint of mischief.

“Bye, Lord Diavolo! Bye, Barbatos!” MC rushed out and sprinted toward the cafeteria.

“I just wanted to say thank you,” Diavolo called after them with a bout of laughter.

Asmo was killed later that night. (Not really, but it could happen…)

Simeon-

Simeon and MC were in the kitchen of Purgatory Hall, baking. They had just finished the batter for the fingerprint cookies with a celestial recipe. Simeon was his usual serene self.

“Simeon, how long are these going to take?” MC questioned with the timer in hand.

“Put the timer on for fifteen minutes, and we’ll check then. I still am not confident that Solomon doesn’t tinker with the oven for experiments,” Simeon laughed.

MC set the timer and grinned. “I wouldn’t put it past him.”

“He is a very unique human,” Simeon noted with a smile.

MC laughed while picking up the towel on the counter. “Here, let me help you clean up. You have some flour on your face.”

Simeon bent enough so that MC could clear his features of the flour, all the while beaming. It was a very cozy experience to bake with the angel. He took the towel from MC’s hand and nodded.

“Let me assist. You have some as well,” he noted and wiped their cheeks with soft swipes.

Simeon’s eyes were focused on the task.

“Simeon! Solomon took my hat for a spell again!” Luke yelled as he walked into the room.

MC jumped and accidentally pressed their lips to the space just next to Simeon’s mouth. “Oh, my God!” MC puffed and bounced back.

That just made it even worse. MC clapped a hand over their mouth and rushed from the room. Fire was cooler than their face. How were they ever going to explain that?

[dreamkidddream]

I’d like to request hc’s of the Brothers and Diavolo reacting to an MC that’s so cute, she could pass off as a doll. If she stands perfectly still, she could pass off as a full sized doll until she moves again. She has adorable doe eyes, wears cute clothes (Lolita fashion or just has an anime girl style), and even makes cute desserts. If the usual MC was weak and frail to them already, Doll!MC seems so dainty, precious, and fragile; these guys would ban paper if she ever got a paper cut.

Oooooo this is really interesting! I can just imagine Doll!MC just making everyone so scared every time she moves because they could probably hurt themselves just bumping into a wall because they look so fragile lol. These were short, so hope you enjoy!

Update: here’s part 2 with the other Undateables!

The Brothers and Diavolo Reacting to Doll!MC

Lucifer

...maybe he made a mistake in picking you for the exchange program after all

You just look so delicate, and just so pure. 

You have definitely made cute little snacks and brought it to him while he locked himself in the office with paperwork

He lowkey highkey likes it no matter how he brushes it off with the usual thanks. Keep doing it, MC, he really appreciates it

When you get in trouble and he gives you the usual lectures, he can’t look into your eyes for long

Geez, he already can’t stay mad at you for long but now he can just feel his resolve cracking

If you get hurt oh Diavolo prepare for helicopter parent Lucifer

As soon as you accidently cut yourself in the kitchen (it would be the tiniest cut, barely noticeable),  you’re no longer allowed in the kitchen unsupervised and can’t handle anything with a sharp end (whether its a butter knife or kid proof scissors that would be safe for Luke to use unsupervised)

“Let me do it for you, I don’t want you to get hurt.”

“Lucifer, thank you but I’ll be okay. It’s just a frosting spatula it’s not sharp-”

Will punish his brothers 10x worse and demons 100x more if he finds out you got hurt (doesn’t matter what the injury is, could be so much as a paper cut there will be hell to pay)

Constantly checks on you when he can’t see you in person

Handles you so lightly that you barely feel his touch

Move over Belphie, you’re the baby of the house now 

Mammon

Protective x100000

Is still tsudere around you, but doesn’t insult you as much

Who are you kidding as soon as he looks into your cute doe eyes, he forgets what he’s saying 

Complains about having to do stuff for you but doesn’t mind at all really. He loves it because it feels like you’re depending on him, and that makes him feel worth something.

“C’mon human, let the Great Mammon carry your books! You’re gonna hurt yourself and I don’t feel like hearing Lucifer’s mouth today!”

It was just your planner and a small recipe book that Luke gave you, and it weighed less than 10 pounds but okay. You don’t complain either when you see that he genuinely wants to help and do these things

Basically your loud guard dog and secret service agent rolled into one

He’s gotten into trouble more than once for “protecting you”. A student barely bumped your shoulder and Mammon already tackled him. Lucifer was not pleased (but he secretly understood)

He can’t help it that you’re weak and surrounded by hungry demons! It’s a pain to go through this much effort to just protect you, since you look so helpless

MC he’s just worried that you easily break if a demon so much as breathes on you but he likes that he can protect you because he knows that he can keep you safe. You’re just too cute and sweet okay??

Also stand in his room after watching a horror movie to freak him out and he’ll be sounding like Mariah Carey lmao

Leviathan

RURI-CHAN IS THAT YOU??!

Is for sure having an otaku/weaboo freakout moment

You blend in with figurines so well, every time you come into his room he asks you to stand next to them so he can feel that his collection is complete 

He does it sometimes when he streams so people can think he has a rare limited-edition life sized doll that they can’t get. Makes him feel superior 

DRESSING YOU UP IN COSPLAY 100%

You’re like an anime character but in real life and he does not know how to handle it 

Can’t stare into your eyes, it makes them too flustered because he’s used to seeing it in his otome games and not from an actual person that he likes

Who needs maid cafes when he has you? You even dress and make anime themed desserts (once he built up the courage to ask you to make it for him)

Has to calm his beating heart every time he talks to you, you’re too precious for him MC! 

Your like his very own idol, minus the singing and dancing. However, if you can sing and dance....

Levi.exe has stopped working 

Satan

Thought you were a real doll until you introduced yourself

He really thought that someone brought you to life Pinocchio style

You looked like a princess from the many stories that he read, and he was smitten

Treated you so graceful and elegant like until he had his rage moments, which he told you to stay far, far, far away from him until he calmed down completely

Secretly placed a hex on you to where if someone tried to attack you or touch you with harmful intentions, they would be somehow be subjected to looking at their worst fear

You were wondering why that random stranger was just staring wide at you with extensive terror, but then you saw Satan grinning, so you left it alone. You thought it was just some weird demon thing

Loved when you made him cat-themed desserts

If you wore cat ears while doing it, he will turn extremely red

If you meow for him, he won’t know how to handle himself 

Asmodeus

You are just the cutest thing he has ever laid his eyes on!!

Besides from himself of course, don’t get it twisted he’s still #1

He has most definitely had more than one photoshoot done with you both. And you guys have been trending on the Devilgram a couple of times already

Really you guys trend at least twice a month, and his fans love you!

They always ask where he got the doll from but he always laughs and says that “it’s a secret”

Imagine their shock when they see you walking and talking at RAD, some are amazed and some are downright scared

Fashion shows! 

He lives for dressing you up in cute clothes. Your style already suited you and he had great tastes so the new outfits he got you were just *chef’s kiss*

The cute little desserts that you made for him, he always posted it on the Devilgram before he ate it. They were just so cute MC and he couldn’t not show his fans!

Is the most careful brother when it comes to keeping you out of danger. He refused to let his body or skin damaged, and he wasn’t about to let it happen to you either! You are both way too dainty and fragile to let anything happen

Also spa days and self-care nights weekly!

You’re the perfect match made just for him MC

He finally has someone that can understand his struggle of being beautiful, bless you MC

Beelzebub

Soft boy is scared of touching you :(

He towers over you, and he’s scared to even be near you

It takes some time, but he starts to warm up to you

Is always gentle with you, no matter the scenario

Holding hands? He is hardly gripping your hand, said hand fitting loosely in his

Getting hugs? He’s meagerly holding you, not wanting to crush you

You once complained to Beel that it wasn’t fair to get half done hugs (if you were hugging, you were getting a real hug, not a scared one). 

He made you swear that if he was hurting you to let him know, so now you have your very own signal to use for him just in case

He was very tempted to wrap you in bubble wrap and just carry you around like that

He LOVES your sweets, even more than Luke’s and Barbatos’

No matter the size, he loves them, mainly because you made them and it was made with love, just for him

It always makes him feel so warm inside, and he doesn’t feel his appetite gnawing at him like usual

No one is dumb enough to try anything with you both in his presence and not, unless they want to end up either a: deep into the ground or b: into his stomach

You just make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and he just loves everything about you. He just loves you

Belphegor

Hm, you look cute 

For a human

Acts like he doesn’t care, but you’ve caught him blushing before (he still does it too)

Won’t outright admit that you’re charming in your own little way, but he does in his sarcastic way like usual

“MC, you’re such a half-pint. You’re like my personal sized teddy bear.”

Has cuddled with you like you were his personal teddy bear (and still does, but you don’t complain at all)

Has a secret sweet tooth and eat your desserts whenever you make it just for him (and he doesn’t even share it with Beel, that monster)

Demons just have to look Belphie in the eyes, watch him flex his claws, and they all of a sudden forget about whatever they were planning. Good

He hates that you look so fragile, but at the same time he kinda likes it

You just look so soft, and you’re just so kind

It makes him feel like he’s protecting and caring for you, and that makes him feel calm and peaceful 

Please make sure that he’s okay MC, he’s scared that he’s gonna mess up again

Diavolo

The Prince of Hell is both surprised and pleased at your appearance

Do all humans look this charming or is it just you??

If someone as soft as you can survive living and going to school with demons, then this is great

Knew that you weren’t a doll, but still liked to admire you like one

Has asked more than once for pictures, you are just too enchanting!

Wants to have a portrait painted of you so he can hang it up in the castle

LOVES you baking for him! Loves when Barbatos does it too (even though it is kinda part of his job), but it feels different with you. It feels...domestic in a sense. Makes him feel like Diavolo, your friend and very interested in being your boyfriend, instead of Lord Diavolo, the prince that will be residing over Hell in the future

No one would be foolish enough to hurt you. If someone was, they wouldn’t even get the chance to lift a finger before they were directly dealing with him. Don’t take his kindness for weakness, he still is a demon after all, the future King of Hell to be exact

Was scared of touching you at first, but quickly grew out of it! He can handle his own strength, and you guys also have a signal to use just in case he does squeeze a little too tight

Will want to dress you up in royal clothes (if you were okay with it). Nothing is wrong with your current style, as a matter of fact it suits you! He basically just wants to play a fancy game of dress up/have a fashion show with royal clothing

Will take 100s of photos, no exaggeration

Asmo will be jealous, so be warned

Plus, he wants to know how his future lover/ruler would look in a crown so he can start taking measurements. You can never be too ready, right MC?