#it’s out there somewhere

[skykiuwu]

I am irresistible

[noamglompsky]

ERASE the plot of the whole series from your minds. they’re living a calm regular life and have their own jayviks to obsess over.

[glitter-stained]

Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?

Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.

Goon: Huh.

***

Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?

Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...

Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.

***

Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...

Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?

Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.

Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.

***

And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.

[dancingthrustars]

Good good SW fics you should read that may or may not have had an impact on my writing

Let’s be clear most of these are p well known I would hope but I am going to try to focus on more longform and slightly less super popular ones. We’ve all read wicked thing, we can all do that direct correlation, okay?

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in our hearts some ancient song by whimsicalimages

I’ll be real this whole thing is just an excuse to share one of my favorite fics of all time and this is it. Fives arc but Cody finds him and fucking listens to him. There are some absolutely killer lines in this that rattle around in my head permanently. Come and get me being one of them. [spoilers for Clone Wars, obv]

Chain of Command by subtropicalStenella

Bly/Aayla goodness. They’re both stupidly into each other. Part of a series but this is my favorite bit. Can’t imagine who these two had a hand in inspiring. I think about the sparring bit a lot. [Again, Clone Wars]

Sith Lord Swell by AMournfulHowlInTheNight

The first of two time-travel-fix-it’s. Luke and his baby Jedi wind up just before the Clone Wars and decide to nip all that in the bud. Genuinely you will laugh your ass off I promise. The dialogue is what I have dreams of. Just had a new chapter come out (in October when I wrote this kill me)! [Old Man Luke fic with several affectionate jabs at some choices made in the sequels but mostly only movie spoilers]

Can We Start Over? (Series) by Triscribe

The Force (kinda) goes ‘hey actually fuck this’ and mindjacks all the Jedi (and clones) from the moment they died back into their pre-Clone Wars bodies. Short sweet and full of trauma! I admit fondness for the clone-focused fic because Old Man Rex but Bly/Aayla are the focus and I’m love them. [spoilers for p much everything and I mean that and also pls note the ‘all’ bit with caution]

Jocasta Jones and the Librarian Clones (Series) by Papook

Clone Wars era but Jocasta Jones takes over clone organization and winds up completely changing how the war happens. Mostly a focus on her little cadre of clones she gets at the Temple and it’s so so good y’all I cannot recommend this series enough. It’s so interesting and the clones are so much fun to read. If nothing else please read Special Collections the first piece it’s super short and wonderful. [yet again, Clone Wars spoilers]

The Not Good, Very Bad, Terrible Jedi (Series) by Maddy_B

I think a truly questionable amount of my characterization of the usual Clone Wars main characters is influenced by the first fic in this series, 30 hours on Millbillillie. The first chapter of that fic is a must read, and the second chapter great too if you like some fun smut. I would also recommend the big powerhouse of the series too if you’ve got a week, but be aware of the warnings on that one. It really doesn’t pull its punches. [Clone Wars]

i can’t go back and lose it all (Series) by eynn

The Jedi care so much goddammit!!!! Also they all fall and incidentally change the course of the galaxy. I cannot begin to explain how much I love this series it’s so hopeful and so crushing. [Clone Wars]

#freethetiddy by shipping_ruined_my_life AND That Time Fox’s Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax

As far as I’m concerned you have to read both of these together. Don’t let the silliness fool you, there’s also a lot of good repeated question about the clones’ bodily autonomy and also a Kamino black market wonder where we saw that recently. The latter had an new chapter just go up a few weeks ago, for real this time. [Clone Wars]

And I Did It My Way by miyaji_08

There’s no higher praise I can give this fic than its summary preview, so:

“Commander,” High General Windu says, brows raised in suspicion. “This is the Chancellor’s office holo, is it not? May I speak with him?”

Fox stares at the general, and then down at the black smudge on the floor where Palpatine’s body used to be. Slowly, subtly, he shifts so he’s standing on top of it.

“Uh,” he says. “…No.”

It also doesn’t pull its punches but it is so fucking good. [Clone Wars, once more]

[nymphoutofwater]

And why? Cultural norms? Personal schedule? “Cause I’m always late to everything”?

Bonus points: Region and/or ethnicity?

[nikoisme]

I hate the fact that somewhere, out there, another interest that will change my life again waits for me to discover it but i haven't stumbled upon it yet. It's like a weird limbo

[orionfrommars]

Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

[qvert]

New Hobbies

[cometblaster2070]

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

[chloesimaginationthings]

Doggo will haunt FNAF series forever

[angelofdumpsterfires]

we won but at what cost

[persephonaae]

Vague recollections. Empty tunnels without a mouth. I am sorry if I frightened you…

I was a part of a fantasy collaboration on Instagram, so I decided to pull together a cosplay of The Princess/Shifting Mound from Slay The Princess by @blacktabbygames !

[im-salad-man]

I miss happy Gerry being him back

[spacemancharisma]

absolutely incredible shit going on in circles of the internet I don’t even know about

[pisscreant]

had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited

after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"

he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options

then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."

[arkangelo-7]

The dichotomy of Batman and Robin is so fucking funny because on one hand you have a brooding, dramatic millennial with a rigid moral compass and a sense of extensional dread, and on the other you have an emotional support child that is somehow the literal embodiment of both sunshine and straight-up murder.