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The disbelief and shock my co-workers display when they notice how fast I write
#it’s not even that I type fast#im just fast at knowing how to express myself I guess??#work tag#anyway this 50 line article about a fire took me 20 minutes and I thought I was SLOW#and when I said it was finished my boss stood next to me and literally went what the FUCK
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today’s fun writing fact: did you know that most writing coaches estimate that it takes around one hour for the average writer to write 1000 words?
I know what you’re thinking — that’s really slow! I can write that in 20 minutes. Right, but that assumes that when you started typing, you knew exactly what you were going to write — every line of dialogue your characters were about to say, every description perfectly pre-planned, etc.
And then you have to go back and edit it. And tag it. And cut out parts that don’t work and add new bits. So by the time you’ve got that “short” fic all ready to go, you’ve probably spent at least two hours on it, maybe more.
So yeah, as an author, I cringe seeing the “this was so short!!” comments on fics, even when they’re well-intentioned. Because someone just took 2+ hours out of their day for something you could read in less than five minutes and be done with.
The next time you see that author put out a 1-2k chapter, remember to do the math! And leave a comment 💜 that’s how you keep those updates coming.
#this has been a PSA#lol#writing#fanfiction#writing things#authors#author things#ao3#archive of our own#fanfic#fic#I can write prob a little faster than that but I’m a fast typist and I don’t care about typos as much as I should lol#and even then#it’s taken years to get to the stream of consciousness level where you can just start typing and not stop
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i get such a sense of primal envy when looking at edwin’s clothes up close because god you can just tell his coat is real wool and made to last and not cheap flimsy mass produced garbage and auggagghhhh that was just STANDARD in his time. by no means am i saying i was #borninthewronggeneration because i like having vaccines and household appliances but. man. to have a personally-tailored coat like that that’d last for years and years……. and fabrics of fine thread-dense quality………. if only
#edwin would be so disgusted by shein products can you fucking imagine#i mean he’d be disgusted by most mass produced brand/off-brand clothing but fast fashion shit like that would be the Worst#thank god for the fact that I don’t think anyone in the group would wear that kinda shit. for wildly different reasons#crystal wouldn’t because why the fuck would she. she can afford the most expensive high quality shit on the market. and even if she goes#thrifting you can just tell if something looks/feels like cheap garbage she’d not even touch it#niko’s a fashion icon and constantly changing her outfits BUT she seems like the type who loves repurposing old clothing/re-arranging things#in her wardrobe and making different combinations rather than buying new clothes all the time and wasting perfectly good clothing#plus she wasn’t raised in America and likely did not get normalized to fast fashion#charles doesn’t because. well#you know.#ghost. and whatnot#even so I doubt his parents bought him clothes that often so he’d have to either save up the money to buy stuff he wants (probably thrifted)#or repurpose old clothes in various ways. his coat absolutely looks high quality and I bet he saved up like crazy for it#rambling#edwin#dead boy detectives#edwin payne
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okay, i think any time anyone asks what superpower we’d like to have most everyone on this website would say shapeshifting but what kind of shapeshifting would you like
type 1- wild shape, you can turn into any animal, real or fictional
type 2- mystique, you can turn into any real person
type 3- cosplay, you can turn into any humanoid fictional character
type 4- jake the dog, you’re super stretchy
type 5- character creator, you can alter your own appearance- like changing voice hair length texture color, changing height and weight, transing gender, etc, but you can’t add anything non-human (ie horns, wings, claws, etc)
type 6- additional features, you can add things like snake eyes, horns, cat ears, tail, claws, wings, mermaid tail, but you remain humanoid overall and can’t change things like height or gender presentation or hair color. you can still change your voice tho
type 7- were-wolf, we all know what a werewolf is, lads. can be any kind of animal. can be straight up wolf or more monstrous wolf form that’s up to you.
type 8- furry, you just become your fursona. or any kind of fursona really you can change between them
type 9- antman, can become small or big
type 10- other, say what kind ya want
#polls#crazwaz posted#i’m curious#just saying ‘shapeshifting’ is too broad yknow#there’s so many types of shapeshifting i can think of way more but there’s only 10 options lol#cause the lil loophole lover i am i’m just like. well i could shapeshift my dna n such to give me other superpowers couldnt i#i could make an argument that every character is a shapeshifter i think#shapeshift to give myself electric powers or flight or invisibility or strength or speed or spiderman stick to wall stuff#hell even without that like. could shapeshift your blood to be immune to diseases and such#underutilized form of that yknow#like wolverine and deadpool and etc etc have like that but they’re not shapeshifters yknow#if you can shapeshift more mass then you could shapeshift more blood. change your blood type. become a whole new type of universal donor#shapeshift to have a type of dna or whatever that is immune to like. cancer. and then donate that to people. like cmon man#if you’re not specific about your shapeshifting you become overpowered so fast that’s why i always say i wanna be a shapeshifter#that and i’m genderfluid and have adhd so like obviously
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Little bright colored outfit with a fun vest ~
(shoes from ebay like 10 years ago. everything else is thrifted)
#ootd#jfashion#fashion#fantasy fashion#mori kei#....like... adjacent... lol#no idea what style this would be lol.. makes me think of like whimsical vaguely fantasy themed childrens book character#finally posting one of my aforementioned seven million drafts of actual outfits and costumes i have finished and edited#the photos for but just never feel like posting lol..#I need to find one of those people whos like 'omg i am ADDICTED to social media ugh i wish i could get off of it#im just browsing and posting like 60 times a daaaaay!!!' and take a little magical bottle and suck some of the social media#enthusiasim out of them. for moi. In exchange they can have some of my 'literally just never in the mood to post or interact with the#outside world ever' energy. We can balance each other. huzzah and so on#Though I think maybe it's part of the general thing I've heard of like.. I can't remember if it was in reference to adhd or just some sort#of general execcutive functioning issue type of thing - but the idea that things have to be ''just right'' before you do something. like#'oh i need to do this task. but i have to wait until XYZ first' or 'oh i can do this but only if X specific condition is met' or etc#The fact that I even have to be in a Specific Mindset to post. or sometimes will delay posting on social media because like 'oh well#I'm going somewhere tomorrow. somehow this matters. i cannot spend 5 minuts posting TONIGHT. clearly it will interfere#somehow schedule wise with the doctor appointment i have 15 hours from now. yes. yes. i must wait until my appointment is over#tomorrow afternoon. THEN i shall post' or etc. etc. lol. NOT even taking into account the many days#I just genuinely and physically sick and it's not even a mental thing. I just physically dont feel like sitting at the computer lol..#ANYWAY.. trying to get back into it. trying to get a business bank account.. make a proper paypal so i can start selling sculptures again.#selling clothes and sculptures.. posting about such things then of course as one must. etc... chanting to hype up and motivate myself lol#But yes. this is my favorite outfit out of the bunch so I am posting it first I guess.. maybe others later..#Also the purple dress says its from shein. which I've heard is bad fast fashion stuff. but maybe okay since its second hand? I havent#been to the bins since like 2020 or late 2019 even. and I think stuff like shein and temu has only become poular in the past few years#but I bet if I went to the bins now I might would find a good handfull of that stuff. Probably now not much different than what you#find in a walmart or a forever 21 or actual physical stores you can go to though. I hear quality of clothing is down everywhere no matter#where you get it or whatnot. What bountiful joys unfettered capitalism and exploitation bestows upon us (<being sarcastic).#Wearing one of my favorite little vests though. I love the texture of it and the clasps on it
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a rough concept for how Dongos (engl. dondon?) work in my rewrite, i want them to actually … be something beside a gem vending maschine :(
more info, both from the image and extra
they are ridable and tameable
slow movement
can climb almost any wall and dig through rocks and ore deposits quickly
they hang on walls here and there in the underground
big mole like front paws for digging and climbing, hooves at the back legs with one big claw so they can hang securely on a wall
two saddles can be attached (for link and zelda)
they have little appendages on their chin for sensing food
Gigama (frox) prey on them, hence their shell and pattern like the ground for hiding (if they get hit by a gigama they will burrow away and you have to call them again)
big orange-white eyes like cave or deep sea creatures so they can take in as much of the little light avaible in the dark
they are now found in small herds but were nearly driven to extinction twice as both the sonau and later the ancient shiekah mined for luminous stones which is their primary food source (hence the glowing of the horns, teeth and claws)
(idea? the yiga have little mini stables in the underground bc they also use the Dongos to get around, once you have at least the mask OR have koga as sage unlocked you can register Dongos at their places and call them while in the depths anywhere as long as they are not in the stable)
i dont think they should be able to get to the surface, or if they do they can only be used at night bc the light of the sun would damage their eyes and/or hurt them otherwise, given that they evolved in nigh total darkness
(totk rewritten project)
#ganondoodles#zelda#art#tloz#totk#ganondoodles rewrites totk#i find the image of lil yiga dongo stables that begrungdingly help you out after you get koga as a sage even if you are not wearing the mas#very funny#also yeah they got shiekah tech too but why wouldnt you use these animals for climbing#sorry for typing errors or smudged writing its very late bc i got inspired to do this at like 11pm lol#now its past 1 am#i am not fast
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Anatomy of a Champion - Viaplay documentary | Part 3/3
"Every athlete is different when it comes to mental toughness. And Max is on a very high-end of the scale. He's so driven in himself to achieve the results that he continues to achieve. But you know, that's what it takes to get to the top." -Bradley Scanes
Bonus:
#max verstappen#red bull racing#myf1gifs#viaplay specials#the way he'd always rather be sleeping eating or driving his sim with his internet friends than sweating on a bike or god forbid running#but he still does it#because it helps to drive his boy car fast#which helps him to win#which gives him a chance for a title#which is the ultimate goal even after he's done it twice#mans just dying on a bike like if i don't finish this i won't win 😮💨#(made the gifs and typed those tags in april#still agree tho#probs time to set this post free)
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you know which moment i feel like we don't talk about enough?
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.
The goofy choked laugh Stede does, the way Ed giggles back, the affectionate shoulder pat, the way they both smile so brightly, the way it feels SO comfortable and so casual and so warm even though they've only know each other for a short amount of time...
And the way it makes me that much more excited for all their little private, sweet, and silly moments awaiting us.
#OFMD#Edward Teach#Stede Bonnet#Gentlebeard#Blackbonnet#Edit#...I had a feeling we needed something light around here SO I'VE COMING BEARING SWEETNESS LMAO#Like I love this moment so much#I always fixate on so many other parts of the breakfast scene when gifing#But MAN do I love this part so much too#Stede's SMILE when he looks over at Ed makes me want to backflip into the ocean#And the way they're just hsdjklkls the way they click SO so fast#The way they're THIS comfortable and it's only been what like#A DAY???#SINCE THEY MET??????#MAYBE NOT EVEN A FULL DAY LMAO?????#LIKE PLEASE!!!#and just like#imagine them having opportunities for these types of moments again#but imagine it with MUTUAL LOVE THROWN INTO THE MIX#LIKE#THEM BOTH BEING AWARE OF THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER.....#LIKE LMAO I'M/WE'RE DOOMED
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Every time i see this silly fucking goober ANYWHERE i get so happy
#spiderman noir#spider noir#atsv#spider-man noir#spider-noir#spidernoir#ive typed spider so much today it dont even feel like a word#this man makes me unmask SO FAST#literally pointed at him during the glass scene in atsv IN THE THEATERS#i was so happy#im normal i promise
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I am dead fucking serious when I say I wish I saw more fat women in public. I want to see fat models. I want to see fat women in department stores getting absolutely HYPE when they find racks and racks of clothing in their size and sizes up, so they too can get the "oversized, baggy fit" like women who fit into smalls and mediums. I want to see fat women wearing crop tops proudly and rocking mad midriff. I want to see fat women trying on clothing for their friends and family and saying "look! it compliments my body shape! it's like it was made for me!" I want to see fat women with "cankles" wearing pretty jingling anklets skipping and jumping just to show them off. I want to see fat women on TV, in magazines, on billboards, in all manner of ads, and in online shop images because I want to see my fucking self and all the women I know who don't see enough of themselves. I want to see fat women living, loving, and being visibly proud of who they are because they are beautiful, WE are beautiful. I want to see fat women because fat women need to see other fat women.
#buddydolly#fat women#btw this includes transwomen#anti fatphobia#fuck diet culture#not to mention it's my size and everywhere I go the racks are mysteriously barren of 2x clothing#this blog is and always will be pro-trans#ditto for fat men but make your own post I don't ID as a man#side note: I'm going fucking insane because there aren't as many stores that specialize in plus sizing where I live anymore#average american woman isn't ''5'10 and wearing a medium''#average american woman is about 5'4 wearing a 2x#you know how I know?#because I looked up the stats and that's the size stores run out of most quickly#but there's never a shord of smalls mediums and even EXTRA SMALLS#fucking ridiculous#and this shit isn't getting bought so it goes on clearance for dirt cheap#because it's all in sizes most women could never even HOPE to fit into#it's a fucking waste of material#y'all will bitch and moan and complain ALL FUCKING DAY about how fast fashion is the scrouge of the earth#but you don't bat an eye when big fashion houses don't make their clothing accessible for people of all sizes and shapes#being skinny isn't couture you just have different body type#and honestly you're a fucking lazy ass designer if you can't design for fat bodies#tag commentary#mobile post so the tags are fucked and out of order slightly sorry#anyway respect fat women#✌️ bye
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I love headcanoning that the whole Triceraton mind device severely messed with Don’s memory abilities but I also think he’s the type of person to be so hyperfocused on the present and future that he doesn’t even notice at first. Like it’s not until weeks later where he completely blanked out on a request Leo asked of him that morning or when he realises he can’t recall what their old home looked like anymore that he goes
“Uh. Well that’s not good…”
#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tmnt 2003 spoilers#tmnt 2k3#tmnt donnie#tmnt donatello#Don after abruptly discovering he can’t remember 90% of his childhood anymore: U h h h h h#I think it’d be the type of thing to get better with time but like his memory is never quite the same after it#which does upset him (even if after SAINW he’s almost grateful for it)#also I say Don wouldn’t immediately notice but his family absolutely would AHA#especially cause directly after the whole experience he’d keep like. zoning out and being spacey on them#but he keeps just saying he didn’t get much sleep when they snap him out of it so what are they meant to do?#oh man wait Don struggling to latch onto memories of home when they’re stuck in the future for fast forward wait
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I hope I am not bothering you, but is Brazil 2024 going into the Verstappie rewatches?? Personally, I was so euphoric after that race that the Belgium 2022 race kinda got replaced as my favorite comeback drive
Love your posts!!
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I appreciate u and ly sm u will never bother me but I need u to lock in rn. Hold my cold anemic hand. Is Brazil 2024 gonna be in the verstappie rewatch is BRAZIL .. ur question shud be 'how can we as a community stop u from writing about Brazil 2024. What more cud u possibly have to say about Brazil 2024 can u please shut the fuck up about Brazil 2024
#ask#💓💓💓#I will type out worthless pretentious 10000 words of pure garbage on wheel input alone I prommy#spa 2022 like Miami 2023 are iconic mv1 performances for sure but ((imo))#Brazil is the result of a lifetime of several other spa's and Miami's#yap.com basically reset the clock for whats possible to do wid cold intermediates#around fast and slow corners#bro these tags arent even for the bit I'm dead serious at some point yall will have to send the feds
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#one piece#sanji#black leg sanji#everysanji#summit war saga#ch553#ft. luffy#ft. zoro#ft. nami#ft. usopp#ft. chopper#ft. robin#ft. franky#ft. brook#thinking abt that one blog that is kinda going around rn does it hate/love women or whatever#and even tho as of queueing this i havent seen op on there i dont think you could do a hard and fast yes or no for op#since i think there are a number of women that are loved by the series and oda does actually give women diverse body types#and not all of the good women are stereotypically attractive (lola and charlotte come to mind whenever i think about this)#and a lot of the women do have established goals and wants and needs that are validated through the narrative#even pudding is a well written character tbh <- needs to reread wci dont ask me to go into details quite yet#but then you look at some of the other character designs. and how some characters do just fall flat#or arent well written. given that its such a long series though that is so expected and it holds up a lot better than say...#naruto. or bleach. in this regard but i wish we did get more fights with nami and robin sometimes u know.#i do really enjoy the ones we get and i'm excited to get back to wano for robin's fight with black maria#bc i did see some screencaps from that and ik fights arent the only thing to showcase a character's worth#but this is a shounen series so to some extent fights are a staple of the genre.#idk where im going with this its 10pm for me and i'm very tired t-t#i'm so lighthoused out. and they're redoing the roof on my house this week which is so augh
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Ishmael death stranding au stuff I was cooking. Also a faust kromer and Before team Ishmael doodle.
#bart#ishmael limbus company#ishmael lcb#limbus company#faust limbus company#faust lcb#i love the death stranding au already it itches my brain#im just trying to decide to give ishmael a bridge baby or not because i feel like she wouldn't really need it even though its recommended#i think she can see the beached stuff just fine#so no bridge baby mayhaps?#death stranding au ishmael is fucking amazing at traversing all the deteriorating shit shes a god at that#but the second you get Ishmael on solid flat ground that dosent move and she goes too fast shes going flat on her face#shes a lone courier who just runs around n shit#she also has a high lebel of dooms and has been GRAPPLED by bts so she just kinda looks fucked up#but shes damn good at delivering and taking corpses to the incinerators#might make a small makeshift comic about it actually#because i yearn to make ishmael speak i yearn for it#you ishmael likers i hope you trust me w this mission#do i have to tag project moon?#nah i dont bc i dont have the ability to stare at a wall for that long to type it out#just kidding i do!#project moon#im gonna makie this old woman say skibidi unironically(LIE)
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she got me feelin some typa way (autistic)
#im in love with her actually#its not even a romantic thing i just love her as a character so kuch#much*#i hate not being able to edit tags in here dawg i type too fast#zinderart#art#my art#digital art#the regretevator#bive regretevator#regretevator bive#regretevator#regretevator fanart#the regretevator fanart#bive#bive fanart
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hi i just wanna say... FAT ANDREW!!! FAT ANDREW!!!!!!!! FAT ANDREW!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💞💘💓💝💗💝💖💗💝💓💘💓💘💗💗💓💞💗
I thoroughly appreciate your rep if my lurking in your art tag didn't show that yet 🥹
THANK YOU FOR LURKING AND FOR THE ASK I’ve been going off messing around with body types for the girls… and for everyone really, I just love drawing humans so much ✨ YEAH FAT STOCKY ANDREW
He’s doing his cool down stretches bc Kevin won’t let them leave until everyone’s done
#someone once tagged an Andrew I drew with like#YES he eats lots of sweets YES he could bench press all of us YES he goes fast as FUCK#and it’s one of my favorite tags ever#YEAH HE’S STRONG AND QUICK!#in complete honestly I halfway make Andrew a foot-shorter version of my very good friend from high school and college#*honesty#god I have Andrew weightlifting on my list of ‘to draw’ rn#imagine…#folds and bumps and just fat in general can be so pleasing to draw#tummy is the softest thing about him maybe#anyway#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#I should draw like different interpretations of the twins#bc in my head Aaron and Andrew don’t have the same body type like. not even close enough to really confuse them#but in canon they pass for each other all the time and you know what? I like a good stocky Aaron too
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