Working on a funky line up and I swear I did not intend for Jon to be this short
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stark men come with a built in breeding kink send tweet
TWEET RECIEVED. LIKED & REPOSTED.
honestly, it’s genetics i’m afraid. just part of the deal. they can’t help it. you look so pretty when you’re with children, they just wanna give you some of your own :(
growing up and having his mother & father as an example, robb has always wanted a big family. the desire only increased tenfold the first time you laid together (he always finishes inside of you to ensure that happens)
jon doesn’t even know he wants it. not until he’s finally got you in his grasp, and he can’t think about anything else but giving you a child. your belly would be round & swollen and it would be all because of him.
cregan can’t help it. every time you’re around kids, the thought invades his mind. you, with little wolf pups growing in your belly (he grows hard at the thought). you see his expression grow distant, as he no doubt imagines little chunky toddlers running around winterfell. they’d have your eyes.
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I just want someone to explain to me how this:
is the same man as this???? On the same evening????
He just smiles and he’s BABY 😭😭😭
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Jason is probaly the most relatable character in hoo for me like, I was never the ‘problem kid’. I always had a lot of pressure to be perfect. The smartest, prettiest, the one who gets things done. People always expect so much from Jason.
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Does it bug anybody else how people seem to consider Ed and Stede to be old? I mean, they’re not kids, but Taika and Rhys are in their 40s. They aren’t ‘old men’. They’re at the beginning part of what most people would consider to be middle aged.
And maybe this is just a me thing, since I’m not that much younger than them, as I approach my 42nd birthday next week, but I’m not old. I mean, I’m not a kid, but I barely even feel like an adult most days.
And yes, I do know that for a pirate in those days, 48 or so would have been considered ancient. I know the real Blackbeard died in his mid to late 30s and Stede Bonnet at 30. But that’s reality, and OFMD is not supposed to resemble reality. If it did, it would be a very different show.
Anyway, I’m not having a go here, and maybe to younger fans they really do look like two decrepit, ancient, old men, or maybe people are just joking around, but more likely this just seems a bit like a byproduct of the film and TV industry’s obsession with youth. I think people are surprised (not in a bad way, just pleasantly surprised) to see people not in their 20s depicted as being in love, and having sex, and all those things that we’ve been indirectly told for years can only happen up to a certain age. And then to see it in a queer romance too, that just makes it stand out all the more, and compared to a lot of the other media people see, these characters do seem older. Because they are.
So I think what I’m saying isn’t, “Hey, stop calling them old!”, which I guess you’re welcome to do if you really must, it’s more something along the lines of, “It shouldn’t be unusual to see these kinds of relationships, and if it was more normalised then maybe people wouldn’t think they were old.”
But it’s also to remind people that calling them old perpetuates that idea that romance in your 40s and beyond is unusual, and that’s not a good thing to be telling people, even by accident.
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ever since someone pointed out that buck died / dated a death doula and now eddie having catholic guilt / is dating a nun i have not been the same.
big brain people pls expand upon this because i am losing my goddamn mind rn
something something “don’t know why i thought it would be such a good idea dating a death doula”
“to be fair, you did just die”
“welcome back to the land of the living” idk mind racing
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I know it’s ultimately tragic and terrible, etc. But Toji bringing a GUN to the wizard fight will never not be funny to me.
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