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It is so annoying being a fan who hates one of the main characters and one of the main ships and who’s favourite character only appears in like 5 episodes (all of which center around said character and ship), cause I’ll see a post about the show or listen to one of the songs and go “I should rewatch glee” and then I remember that there’s no way to do that without having to see them, and then I just don’t
#anti blaine anderson#anti klaine#and they take up the entire show -1.5 seasons#it’s impossible to watch around them
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some people on here make Hating All Social Rules such an obnoxiously large part of their personality that you could say "it is polite to avoid farting in a crowded elevator if you can help it" and they'd call you an oppressive puritan who hates the incontinent
#eliot posts#like sometimes social rules ARE pointless (or DO have a point but ultimately do more harm than good or are just unnecessarily inefficient)#but sometimes they're a useful way to consider the comfort of those around you#of course there are extenuating circumstances where following them is impossible or would put more burden on you than is fair or practical#in such cases it's good to make exceptions#and to automatically give rule breakers the benefit of the doubt instead of assuming they're being rude on purpose#anyway i once saw someone getting PISSED OFF bc a post said it's rude to watch videos without headphones on public transit#or this other time someone said public sex is always okay-#-and that it doesn't matter if ''public'' means a bathroom/back alley or if it neans the middle of the park in broad daylight#but it's not just about those two instances it's about an attitude i see on here in general#AND I AM SAYING THIS AS A QUEER AUTISTIC
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In another universe Christine and Erik skipped town and they live happily together raising Gustave...
#poto#phantom of the opera#lnd#love never dies#christerik#erikstine#christine daae#erik poto#the phantom#gustave de chagny#i just be ramblin#Hey am I still hung up on Erik's dream in the book of just. Putting on a mask and getting married to his beloved and raising a kid and#having a normal domestic life?#MAYBE#Maybe I imagine a future where this worked out somehow#Where Erik has everything set up to live his perfect normal life#And honestly putting on that perfect mask turns out to be bittersweet as he doesn't...love it as much as he assumed#after all he'd only wanted to be accepted and to live normally rather than be feared (a wish to cover one's features out of a desire for#connection rather than a genuine hatred of them)#So I imagine Erik and Christine staying somewhere private or going on a private walk under the moonlight#and after such a long day‚ Christine tugs off the mask#And she looks him in the eyes and loves him‚ kisses him#Oh to be able to spend time with your family‚ the only people you can remove your mask around#And for them to accept you wholly as you are‚ love you as you are‚ even after hearing for so long that this kind of life was an#impossibility for you#Erik teaching Gustave how to play instruments and how to train the instrument that is one's voice#the two watching Christine sing on street corners as she used to do with her father (perhaps even playing for her)#They make me emotional....
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Me anytime someone tries to invite me
#Jeremy Dooley#private recording 1#Minecraft smp my beloved#Video#also me anytime someone has left tumblr and given their twt link and said anyone's allowed to follow them there#or the other way around#I'm just like.. does that include me? I'm not sure#I wanna watch so many perspectives but it's impossible I'm already so behind lmao#I think those who do shorter yt videos are doable and them some streams#like I haven't watched any of Kruz yet😔
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I wish So Bad that I could confidently recommend lob corp and library of ruina to people because they're both genuinely rly good games and I also need ppl I know to understand the insanity that is project moon but like godddd they are a fucking Investment. Both in time and in brainpower. I generally think ppl exaggerate how hard lob corp is but it's certainly not easy and when it does get hard it gets HARD. Also it literally requires at least one day 1 reset (basically a new game+) to fully beat the game and at this point I've done at least 10. And for lor I'm not nearly as far in and I'm just scratching the surface of the real game but it's a beast of its own. Also 100+ hours and also hard as hell. Like this game does not fuck around with its difficulty spikes it will make you use your brain and it will give you a damn headache in the process. It's also one of my favorite card combat games I've ever played with mechanics that just so beautifully complement each other to create a dynamic and interesting battle system that gives it a completely different vibe and feeling than any other deck builder games I've played to the point where it almost feels wrong to me to categorize them together. But also I am not even slightly joking abt the headache thing every time I play this damn game I close it with a horrible headache and have to take a multi day break. I think everyone should experience this with me <3
#rat rambles#for the record I have not played limbus company nor do I plan to but the cast is rly good and I know a lot of ppl vouch for it#let it be known if I ever do get around to reading limbus stuff I will become obsessed with outis shes so me bait#youre telling me shes a middle aged woman a war criminal and a bootlicker? sign me the fuck up#I <3 crusty dusty women who suck ass#also ofc don is also the beloved but thats a given#the real question would be which of the other limbus women would comsume my life#because theyre all contenders for characters that could make me go insane. for better or for worse.#also reason number 500 that everyone I know should play these games is that its sooooo fun to make project moon ocs#ofc I and I imagine most ppl mostly make nugget ocs (aka your employees and combat units in the first two games)#but like its just fun to make ocs in this world in general#the worldbuilding of this game is like 90% built on 'would that be fucked up or what?' and I adore it for that#theyll just be like yeah theres a whole faction that follows these things called prescripts which can range from super simple stuff to#literally impossible stuff and if you aren't able to follow them you will be killed and theres a guy whos job it is to hand them out and he#has to routinely inform people to their face that they have to destroy their lives or die and it eventually breaks him#and you go ok cool Im still not over the teleporting trains that dont actually instantly teleport but instead travel through pocket#dimensions over the course of thousands of years during which the passengers can be injured and mangled and feel pain but not die and it's#not uncommon for whole societies to be formed in them but once they arrive to their destination the state of all the passengers is#perfectly reverted back to their state uppon entering leading to them being none the wiser of anything that had previously happened to them#and they go yeah haha we liked love town too anyways wanna watch this robot have another mental breakdown#and you go fuck yeah and get your ass handed to you
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the day I manage to articulate my thoughts on lupin's cigarette / lighter symbolism is the day I finally reach my true potential as a lupiii writer
#▸ out of character#lupzero ep 4..... jigen's lighter finally working only when he's back with lupin and following along in his plans ??? ouuugghhh I'm normal#the act of service of lighting someone's cigarette before your own. the way they both do it for each other; rejecting jigen's usual dynamic#-of boss and hired gun. he's on equal footing w/ lupin; they're friends and partners in crime and trust each other wholly#just as lupin frequently puts his life in jigen's hands; always trusting him to watch his back; jigen trusts lupin to be the mastermind#despite jigen being the more rational; grounded one; he's been around long enough to know that lupin's unhinged genius just WORKS#he trusts lupin to find a way to get them out of trouble; even if the solution is ridiculous and sounds impossible. he trusts it'll work
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sorry hang on tarot requests might be delayed by a few minutes I'm sending a furious alumna email
#look it's a subject that I've chosen not to talk about on tumblr for various reasons but like#you think y'all can have the UNMITIGATED GALL to send alumni an email about how you had to get rid of the dirty evil protesters#when I had to deal with anti-gay evangelical protesters all the fucking time at penn???#you're gonna tell me that these students were making student life impossible#when I had to deal with those wharton pissbabies when trump was elected?#when I watched those miserable little monsters-in-the-making following around crying female students and shouting LOCK HER UP#in the fucking DINING HALL#but NO the student protesters on the GREEN are too much?#holy shit you guys can get fucked#you didn't trespass the westboro baptist church but you are trespassing your own students#you just want to protect your precious endowments and shit#and considering you never spent any of that money fixing accessible doors when I was on campus#at times preventing me from going to class until I could find a stranger to open them for me#you can absolutely get fucked forever with all that money that you only give to your highest earners#sorry I am SO mad lmao
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Really tired of people calling FG by the one name that makes zero sense in context, is alienating to a lot of people, and is actually the single figure Mojito has confirmed he's not. Are people just unaware of one of the more popular hairstyles/looks for guys with long(ish) brown(ish) hair and beards/beard stubble in (and out of) media?
People/characters listed left to right, starting with the top:
Row 1: Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes in Captain America: The Winter Soldier; François Arnaud as Cesare Borgia in The Borgias; David Wenham as Faramir in The Lord of the Rings; Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay in The Mummy Returns; Jason Carter as Marcus Cole in Babylon 5
Row 2: Kevin Sorbo as Hercules in Hercules: The Legendary Journeys; Liam Neeson as Qui-Gon Jinn in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace; "Foreign God" in ENNEAD Season 1, Episde 65; "Foreign God" in ENNEAD Season 2, Episode 10; Robin Atkin Downes; Hugh Jackman as Van Helsing in Van Helsing
Row 3: Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars; Hades in Blood of Zeus, James Watson as Duncan Idaho in Dune (2000); Gale in Baldur's Gate 3; Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings
Row 4: Mark Ryder as Cesare Borgia in Borgia; Jason Momoa; Nigel Terry as King Arthur in Excalibur; Christian Kane as Eliot Spencer in Leverage; Jared Padalecki
Like I could keep adding people and characters to this because this style is so damn common (I was honestly tempted to make a second collage, bare minimum). But I'd be here forever. There are a number of other fan names for the unnamed foreign god, including Foreign God, FG, Beard, Mustache, or you could go with what Seth calls him, "Furball".
#ennead#foreign god ennead#fg ennead#there are so many guys who have this style#trying to remember them all is impossible#a lot more with blonde and red hair as well#like if you watch movies or shows set in ancient Greece or Rome in particular#and shows set in Europe and the US in the 1700s-1800s#you see this everywhere#and it's popular for singers too#apologies for people confused about this showing up in their tags#like I don't get why it's meant to be funny as a joke name#is the joke “lol I don't know what men look like”?#why do people have to involve xtianity even in places where it's not involved#it's worse when people actually think it's a potential identity for FG#when no that makes zero sense for FG as a character and the person people think he is#or the story on the whole#and again Mojito confirmed he's not Jesus#like obviously people can do whatever they want#I just find this whole phenomenon really annoying#I remember when bg3 came out and people were spamming the tags with Gale saying he looked like FG#it's not a rare look#yes I am aware people have gotten McGregor's Obi-Wan confused with Jesus before#and yes I am aware that Cesare is at least theorized to be an inspiration for modern white Jesus looks#doesn't change the fact the look is common#mostly it just means people keep doing this and it's always been dumb#fallfthoughts#maybe stop perpetuating xtian supremacy so casually#also if you literally wander around multiple countries around the Mediterranean many men look like this#years ago I was in one city off the coast and literally every direction I looked was at least 1-3 men who looked like this
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How many calories is it reasonable to burn in a day (extra calories, like above your base metabolic rate)???
I’m PRETTY sure my watch is glitching cuz it used to show something normal like 200 normally up to like 900 on a busy day
Then I didn’t wear it for a few years and now it’s giving me daily readings of like 1000-3000 on a busy day.
There’s no way I burnt 3000 calories in a single day right? This thing is broken.
#my only explanation is that I used to work at a library#but now I’m a gymnastics coach#and it’s very much not like a school gym coach standing the the side with a clipboard#I am very much demonstrating moves and form and spotting athletes by catching and holding them in mid air#moving 100lb mats around all day#etc#but STILL#3000 sounds physically impossible#calories#one particularly long 10hr workday the watch was telling me I needed to eat like 4800 calories to break even#I was like no effing way man#1. that’s got to be wrong 2. how could I consume that much I would have to eat an entire cow#I think I ate like 1400 lol and that’s a lot for me#if this isn’t a glitch this could explain why I’m losing mad amount of weight lately#but like#it’s got to be a glitch#fitness watch#maybe the thing is just too old and is losing functionality
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heard some people saying that hayley atwell's character grace is being set up to be the next ethan hunt and carry on the mission impossible series, and my first thought was "well, she definitely looks just as good in a suit."
#watching them together in dead reckoning... they matching#the only reason i'm slightly skeptical of this is because hayley has said during several interviews that she doesn't see herself doing what#what tom cruise does -- with stunts and all#she Definitely has the acting skills and the versatility and the passion#but she has described herself as an extroverted introvert and talked about how tom cruise is in a total extrovert and very#in touch with his physicality & the environment around him; and that's why he can pull off the stunts so well and so successfully#so idk. she's obviously excelled in the physical action part of being in a mission impossible movie and i she's super capable#but they'd have to set her up as a completely different person from ethan with her own style of leadership for it to work#instead of as a female version of him#also?? with the way that mcquarrie doesn't plan out his films' plot until he finishes filming i'm not even sure that HE knows how the#franchise is going to end#mission: impossible#hayley atwell#grace#tom cruise#ethan hunt
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Sakura gets a second point for being the first to complete the tree climbing at being better at chakra control, but at the same time it just feels like she was made good at it so no extra training segment time would have to be put into her getting good at it and it can be all about Sauce and Nart. Idk that feels too pessimistic but also could totally be true.
#she takes on a very 'obsever' role. like kashi is the teacher watching over them. but sock is the watching and commenting from the same#perspective of nart and sauce and also the viewer unlike kashi. cuz he provides a lot of exposition and whatnot in his inner monolgues#and its like. of course the girl is just the observer who watches alongside us as the two main boys grow and develop#AND I DONT WANNA FUCKIN BE PESSIMISTIC ABOUT THIS BUT GOD ITS IMPOSSIBLE!!!!#but her whole character so far is 'i hate the class clown. im book smart. i diet and im in love'#and the way i see it is. 12yo girl TRYING to fit into the femininity she sees in the world around her so she forces herself to be like this#but she has inner sock who speaks what she really feels showing that she puts on quite a front and isnt really much like that at all#and you expect her to grow into wanting her to truly define herself. and she does with getting stronger and training under tsunade and#learning medical ninjutsu so she really finds a spot for herself. she does!!! but then she KEEPS hanging onto the love nonsense#and admittedly there are moments that push a very obvious trope of thinking she likes sauce cuz hes cool but finding out that the real 'gem'#is nart so i definitely understand where n@rus@kus are coming from#but then she just STICKS with sauce until its the worst ship possible and its an utter mess of 'ill never give up on him'#EVEB DESPITE HIM TRYING TO KILL HER!!! THEN THAT FUCKING WORKS OUT!?!?!?#AND TOO THIS DAY SAUCE STILL NEVER COMES OFF LIKE HE ACTUALLY LOVES HER#IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE. SARD WE ARE GETTING YOU BETTER PARENTS. ON GOD!!!!!#so she just hangs on to this one little thing that she SHOULD have gotten development for to move on from BUT IT NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS#so its like half her development never fucking happens and thats why it#s such a fuckinf mess!!!!!#i fucking hate this show. i need to go back to watching mike's dino game vod. what am i doing here?????#i did this to myself btw. i didnt need to start yelling about that but thats just how it is with nart#start thinking about something good and then it reminds you of something related thats bad and now its like. yeah this shit sucks#remember when kishi said he regretted not making hina the heroine???? we could have lived in a better timeline.#but if i say that i will get assassinated#anyway.#sock count#personal
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at the end of the day, i’m a fan of silly little action movies. that’s just how it is
#ljs life#don’t get me wrong I love appreciating art that makes me think too; i love finding the deeper meaning in things and analysing characters#and i do that to the silly little action movies as well even if they aren’t ’high art’#but at the end of the day if you asked me if i want to watch transformers or mission impossible or like…a bond film or whatever#i will say yes and it will consume my every waking thought for like two weeks#my all time favourite movie could watch it a thousand times and not get bored is Venom (2018)#i just finished rewatching all of the mission impossible movies with like three other tom cruise films thrown in for flavour#yes i probably read too much into them and get a little obsessive over them but#at the end of the day. i love them i really do they entertain me so much and i like watching people run around and hit things and cause#explosions and save the world. i am a simple person
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RARHGHGHGHGHH I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT UP ON SEASON 3 AND IM SO MAD AND HAPPY AND RHGRHGHRGHRHGRHGH
#DAMNIT OF COURSE I SHARE MY BALDRIC FACE HC BEFORE WATCHING THE SEASON FINALE#im so happy im SO happy his face his fucked up canonically i feel so vindicated for it#i guess i shouldve guessed it was canon but yknow#i dont know but yknow. yknow#god they make me so happy#the finale made me cry they're perfect#baldric despairing against his impossible quest of bettering outset....#tannhauser's passion that FIRE driving him forward like fuel to the engine#vina steeped in fear and uncertainty and acknowledging her own CANONICAL FAILURES AURGH#rehua ruminating over his purpose his dreams where he'll go now that he doesnt have a destiny#and oran god oran#oran has always been the emotional heart but he really shines in the finale#him going around to everyone and gently coaxing them out of their individual pits#the fact that learning their destiny was orchestrated didnt plunge him into a crisis like everyone else#but instead reinforced his resolve in the face of his friends' struggles#wonderful stuff. phenomenal.#baldric is and probably always will be my fav#however#characters who steel themselves in struggle to become the shield their friends need are just#(chef's kiss)#i love them. i love them all#i said it once and i'll say it again#if any of the characters from the rotgrind crew were in a diff campaign they'd undoubtedly be my fav#and the fact that all five of them are together to form the best band of weirdos around?#i was doomed from the start#and i love them for it#fav ttrpg campaign ever#rambles#spoilers
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found a guy with the weirdest misconception about dead space which is that upgrading health doesn't actually give you more health it just makes the health bar look longer, but now it's making me paranoid that like. what if that's true. what if what i've been assuming are health upgrades aren't actually doing anything and in reality the "health upgrade" is just the improved armor from when you buy a new suit and any kind of advantage i thought i was getting from upgrading health directly is just psychological ghlskdjflksdjf
#i dont think so ive been watching him play and he seems to have a tendency to just kinda assume things w/o testing them#but. what if he's right#i need to write dow nthe things i wanna test/do in the game in general cause there's a few things that i'm curious about#like how quarantines work wrt swarmers & what happens if you lose in the ADS part of the remake (dont tell me if u know lol i wanna try it)#and i wanna record a swarmer death cause i enver did that before when i went around recording death animations#plus i haven't actually used the foam finger or the burnished suit or w/e that i unlocked from the impossible run
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Hello there martynsimp69 I hope you’re alive after the Events
im coping <- this is a lie
#limlife spoilers#limited life finale#limited life finale spoilers#limited life spoilers#ask#anon#i stood in the kitchen watching eggs boil on the stove thinking about a scenario where martyn ends up trapped in the end of limlife#no ghosts. nothing to strike him down. the timer paused indefinitely. forever stuck with the time he stole#extra hours and minutes sitting heavy in his chest stretching out impossibly long#i thought about so long spent alone in a server frozen in time that he dives down deep#because the sun stopped moving. the timer is paused and everything else is too. nothing new spawns and he's killed all the mobs#and its always daylight and hes sick of it. hes sick. so he dives#dives until the sea is dark and heavy and cool around him like twilight. and maybe down there when his lungs start to burn--#--the kelp and coral start to look like reaching hands. and maybe theres something about forever carrying someone'e stolen time that--#--starts to feel like hauling around a body. because thats all thats left of them isn't it? thats all there is. their corpses are gone.#keepinventory is something that can be so personal. or impersonal as it were bc unless you were skizz u took everything with u when u died#theres nothing to remember the dead by#except their time. and martyn's timer won't budge anymore. so he supposes he's carrying whatever little is left of them#barely an hour. all that's left of scott is 30 minutes of an hour that refuses to end. he'd wanted that time so bad. he's so sick of it now#anyways. the point of this was supposed to be something about martyn hallucinating scott at the bottom of the ocean and nearly drowning#this is the second au where ive drowned martyn. the first one came to me in a dream. sorry idk whats going on there#i severely lost the plot of these tags my ramen is getting cold#other notable events of the day is martyn answering an ask about his martitties. im coping with that badly as well
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Why is n*elan always Like That -_-
#untamed stuff#ship negativity#i dont mind it objectively#i can find it kinda compelling in the sense of like#someone you used to be close with#but youve both changed a lot and it no longer works#but admitting that is impossible#and you want to help but also veing around them is awful#on the one hand and watching someone you used to be close with#drift away and towards someone easier while your deteriorating#on the other#but no its always fucking. Good Virtuous Mingjue fanon bs#where either he saves poor naive xichen from evil jgy#or its sad naive cichen allowed evil jgy to kill the Best Person For Him#whyyyyyyyyyy i hate it
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