#it’s hitting a brainrOT

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[nikcaday]

btw, kafyuan babes i’m cooking smth <33

[amikoroyaiart]

I missed my favourite Coruscant Guards so here is Thorn and Fox!

[eldritch-ace]

The Leading Man

I love how after watching Nightmare Time, TGWDLM implies that all the powerhouses of Hatchetfield were infected before the CCRP crew (also that Pokey plays favorites)

[ariaste]

Me: [sees everyone talking about how Assad Zaman was "literally" coming up with RPF about himself and Eric Bogosian in an interview]

Me: ah, fandom's doing its little "interpret an innocent comment in Some Kind Of Way" thing again, let's go find the video and do our own critical thinking about what was actually said here--

Assad: What would happen if I said-- [words that cannot be interpreted as anything but RPF fanfic]

Me:

Me: ok fandom gets a pass on this one actually

[l3viat8an]

MC:*watching Lucifer and Diavolo dance together at a party* Do you think Lucifer and Diavolo have ever kissed?

Barbatos:*sitting next to MC sipping on a glass of demonus* I know they’ve had intercourse before.

MC: Even I know that. But I’m asking if you think they’ve kissed.

[weasleywrinkles]

everybody say thank you to hozier for murdering the good omens fandom once again. First I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black and my bed at three, you're too sweet for me and then But who wants to live forever, babe, you treat your mouth as if it's heaven's gate? SIR. SIR COME ON. Crowley got tits over arse drunk fairly recently and trauma dumped all over you again, didn't he?

[berrysquared]

just cactus ring things ya know

[ddarker-dreams]

yan chrollo has a not-so-subtle obsession for 'helping' you put things on.

the dresses he picks out for you have zippers along the back, necessitating his involvement. he drags the process out on purpose. his fingers will ghost from your bare spine upwards, stopping at the nape of your neck, where he'll sweep any stray stands of hair away. hurrying him up is a fruitless endeavor — he somehow goes even slower if you tell him to pick up the pace.

"we don't have all day," is met with him replying:

"but we'll have all night."

so it's better you let him carry out his 0.5 speed maneuvers.

still, that's nothing compared to him sliding your tights into place. he isn't big on the patterned kinds, preferring them black or sheer. he'll have you sit on the side of the bed while he kneels before you. the intensity behind his stare while he quietly rolls the fabric up makes you shiver, even in the height of summer. he's so taken with his task that any nervous prattling on your part is met with noncommittal hums. it's the one time you wish he'd keep a conversation going, as the silence is heavy.

this behavior bleeds into everything.

during the colder months, he helps you in and out of your coat. necklaces, bracelets and anklets are clasped around you with reverence. this extends to your cosmetics as well. he'll trace his thumb along the outline of your lower lip, claiming to have seen 'a smudge,' that both of you know to be nonexistent.

don't mistake these acts for that of a gentleman. it's for his satisfaction, above all else.

[stealingpotatoes]

You stuck an image in my head with tl4j where the whole extended family comes back with everyone. Possibly a few days later. Everyone grabs their squad out of the pile and drags them to their masters.

Many this is my best friend, bf/gf/partner, mando, parent, spouse, etc. Happen.

LMAO THE LAST EXAMPLE THO. gonna be fun for new jedi to explain spouses to old jedi

(commission info // kofi support!)

[idliketobeatree]

thinking bout how we might never see her again (aziraphale's bare forearm)

she was so kind to us. so generous

[badplayerana]

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6

[finzphoenix]

POV: Your new doctor is behaving weirdly --

The products of tonights insomnia and my renewed obsession with Btaa Crane (really had to get this out of my system)! I liked the way aniihera drew his hairstyle, so I borrowed it for this one :3

[h1tmanmode]

sorry ralsei, you wont be in the Cutesty Tootsie Coquette outfit you so desperately crave

really low quality bonus:

[denjidenjiji]

The angel and her knight

[drenched-in-sunlight]

I want to stop learning things about jars in the DLC because i think I’m going insane 😂🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️🖐️