#it’s hitting a brainrOT

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[nikcaday]

btw, kafyuan babes i’m cooking smth <33

[amikoroyaiart]

I missed my favourite Coruscant Guards so here is Thorn and Fox!

[eldritch-ace]

The Leading Man

I love how after watching Nightmare Time, TGWDLM implies that all the powerhouses of Hatchetfield were infected before the CCRP crew (also that Pokey plays favorites)

[l3viat8an]

MC:*watching Lucifer and Diavolo dance together at a party* Do you think Lucifer and Diavolo have ever kissed?

Barbatos:*sitting next to MC sipping on a glass of demonus* I know they’ve had intercourse before.

MC: Even I know that. But I’m asking if you think they’ve kissed.

[weasleywrinkles]

everybody say thank you to hozier for murdering the good omens fandom once again. First I think I'll take my whiskey neat, my coffee black and my bed at three, you're too sweet for me and then But who wants to live forever, babe, you treat your mouth as if it's heaven's gate? SIR. SIR COME ON. Crowley got tits over arse drunk fairly recently and trauma dumped all over you again, didn't he?

[ddarker-dreams]

yan chrollo has a not-so-subtle obsession for 'helping' you put things on.

the dresses he picks out for you have zippers along the back, necessitating his involvement. he drags the process out on purpose. his fingers will ghost from your bare spine upwards, stopping at the nape of your neck, where he'll sweep any stray stands of hair away. hurrying him up is a fruitless endeavor — he somehow goes even slower if you tell him to pick up the pace.

"we don't have all day," is met with him replying:

"but we'll have all night."

so it's better you let him carry out his 0.5 speed maneuvers.

still, that's nothing compared to him sliding your tights into place. he isn't big on the patterned kinds, preferring them black or sheer. he'll have you sit on the side of the bed while he kneels before you. the intensity behind his stare while he quietly rolls the fabric up makes you shiver, even in the height of summer. he's so taken with his task that any nervous prattling on your part is met with noncommittal hums. it's the one time you wish he'd keep a conversation going, as the silence is heavy.

this behavior bleeds into everything.

during the colder months, he helps you in and out of your coat. necklaces, bracelets and anklets are clasped around you with reverence. this extends to your cosmetics as well. he'll trace his thumb along the outline of your lower lip, claiming to have seen 'a smudge,' that both of you know to be nonexistent.

don't mistake these acts for that of a gentleman. it's for his satisfaction, above all else.

[berrysquared]

just cactus ring things ya know

[itsnicsalad]

minimum wage🍔🍟‼️

[blondeaxolotl]

Can't act normal around your crush when your dumb mini-me-tsum your tsumsitting has the same crush and accidentally calls you out

[stealingpotatoes]

You stuck an image in my head with tl4j where the whole extended family comes back with everyone. Possibly a few days later. Everyone grabs their squad out of the pile and drags them to their masters.

Many this is my best friend, bf/gf/partner, mando, parent, spouse, etc. Happen.

LMAO THE LAST EXAMPLE THO. gonna be fun for new jedi to explain spouses to old jedi

(commission info // kofi support!)

[idliketobeatree]

thinking bout how we might never see her again (aziraphale's bare forearm)

she was so kind to us. so generous

[badplayerana]

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / 7 / 8

[finzphoenix]

POV: Your new doctor is behaving weirdly --

The products of tonights insomnia and my renewed obsession with Btaa Crane (really had to get this out of my system)! I liked the way aniihera drew his hairstyle, so I borrowed it for this one :3

[denjidenjiji]

The angel and her knight

[vaguely-concerned]

I honestly don't think lucanis would have gotten much gentler training than most of the other crows -- if anything I expect he got more direct and intensely focused/constant attention on and control exerted over him than most of them might, since caterina has so much bound up in him both emotionally, politically and (ultimately, as the case always is with the crows lol) financially. she does not seem the type to as it were risk spoiling the sole viable heir by sparing the rod (derogatory). she has too much on the line here leave stuff like that to chance. where the 'first talon's favourite kid' privileges DO likely enter into it for me is that he can every so often make the move to spare a target based in nothing but his own conscience and not be killed for it himself.

which also has me wondering like... did caterina know she was sending him to kill a child, with that one target he mentions to davrin? or was it a surprise to her too? from what he says, she is the one who picks the contracts for him. was that contract how she realized there are things she could ask him to do, uses she could try to put him to, that would just break him (which would be such a waste at this point she's invested so many years and so much of herself in this knife that rests perfectly in her hand)? was it a test?? did it turn into a test both ways??? did lucanis know she wouldn't have him killed for refusing to do it, or is that one of the few times he came back and looked her in the eye to see what she would do, as the closest he's ever gotten to actually telling her 'no'???? 'you have every right to kill me for it, but this is one thing I can't do for you' with his hands not dripping with blood... and for whatever reason or set of reasons you might choose to believe, she doesn't kill him. what an absolutely nuts relationship this is

(how does illario feel watching that go down. knowing lucanis can gamble on love or sunk cost logic or whatever it is that stays her hand to hold on to having a soul, while illario could surrender his whole soul unquestioningly every time to her and still not have the love.)