#it’s embarrassing actually 🤥

[iyxv]

i just found a video of me from like late 2020, blackout drunk, in my old living room just absolutely butchering rejoice by julien baker while my old roommate stares in sober horror

[duusheen]

Eugene Clinton for Scarlett's love is embarrassing BC Challenge by @theosconfessions

When Eugene met Scarlett... Wait. What do you mean she doesn't know him? They went to school together! He was the guy who sat at the back and even did Scarlett's homework once... Still no? Fine, whatever.

Eugene met Scarlett in high school; she may not remember him, but he used to sit behind her, spending hours imagining what it would be like if the gorgeous blonde spoke to him. Yet, she was always surrounded by handsome, athletic, arrogant guys—nothing like the kind Eugene was. Before. Now that he's finally shed the awkward puberty phase, Eugene is ready to win the heart of his high school crush... Well, if he can convincingly pretend to be one of those brainless, sexy jocks Scarlett likes... Because she does like her guys that way, right?

PRIVATE DL

[pentosugar]

(I changed my url from dupermaus to pentosugar)

I'm reworking this account atm because even though I literally have not posted this whole year and last year I was very inconsistent, I've been thinking about posting some art online and I just feel like I haven't utilised my account since I made it + when i was using this account the most I was really immature.

What i mean by that is like i wasn't putting any real thought into my art (which is fine it just doesnt reflect how i think about making art right now) and looking back, it doesn't feel authentic to myself. I also was not nearly aware enough of the state of the world and i would just take on whatever opinions i saw the most on tumblr and except them as fact without thinking about it any deeper.

Besides that i think it was a good thing for me to stay off tumblr for almost a year and stop posting because it gave me a chance to mature and to focus more on the real world. I found that i was able to talk about things in a much more nuanced and form opinions that actually reflect my values. ALSO😭😭😭😭 i have had a lot more on my plate this year with school, some health issues and needing to make more MONEY💸💸💸💸

So basically the point is im reworking this account because i might want to post some art now and then. I deleted most of my posts but if i do start posting again i might redraw some old things. Sorry for the long post🤭🤭cya maybe

[httpsserene]

ᴛʜᴇ ᴠɪʀᴛᴜᴀʟ ʀᴀᴄɪɴɢ ʙᴏᴏᴛᴄᴀᴍᴘ ᴡ/ᴍᴠ33

📖ꜱᴜᴍᴍᴀʀʏ: you start showing interest in sim racing. max's only option is to turn you into the best virtual-racer there ever was--well besides himself, of course. 📖ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: fluff. brain vomit. formatting (done on mobile💀). tiniest explicit reference. not edited. 📖ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 2k words 📖ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ: max verstappen x fem!black!reader 📖ɢᴇɴʀᴇ: headcanons & smau 📖ꜱᴏᴜɴᴅᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ: word on the streets • key glock

ᴘʀᴇꜰᴀᴄᴇ: thought about this the whole time i was working. and then some man had the exact same voice as max and i genuinely almost dissolved into thin air because i felt like max was punishing me for thinking about this on the clock :) anyways, hope u enjoy the brainrot, loves !!!

wanna be on my taglist ? send me an ask !

and yes, i did make a masterlist !

*whispers* next f1 kinktober fic this weekend

you were probably unaware that sim racing was even a thing until you started dating max

like you’ve seen the funny little twitch clips of people playing driving simulators and being absolute menaces on the road, but you never knew actual virtual racing was a thing

anyways, whether or not you consider yourself a gamer in this scenario, you’ve always been pretty down to play videogames with max.

he absolutely annihilates you in FIFA, and no matter how much he tries to help you, you’re a lost cause

in return, you embarrass him in COD; he should’ve looked at your kd-ratio before he tried to play with you

but, sim racing 🧐

i mean, like, you never even fully considered that you could sim race at all, like not for leisure at least

max takes that shit seriously, he’s a part-time f1 driver full time simracing twitch streamer 😤

you are always around watching him practice on the sim, playing the f1 games, and even tuning in for his iracing competitions

at first, whenever max would stream you would probably be doing other things with your time

your hair, cleaning, self-care, cooking, etc.

eventually, you started migrating to sitting on the couch off-camera and watching him drive irl instead of having the stream on in the background

you were originally like, “oh it’s just because i wanna drool over his massive veiny hands” 🤤

but now it’s like “oh i wonder what each button he presses with his nicely proportioned fingers on the steering wheel does?”

and slowly it transforms from “wow my boyfriend is so cool” to “wait…this sim-racing thing is kinda cool”😵‍💫

now imagine you being like “lol wait a minute now” and being like i'm only interested in because my boyfriend loves it 🤥

in order to disprove this theory you start to ask max questions about virtual racing

not that you wouldn’t before, but they were fairly surface level; now you’re asking him about tactics, strategies, and track conditions etc.

and max is fucking thrilled 🫨🫨🫨 !!!

he eagerly answers all your questions (maxplaning 🥱), going way more into depth than you were expecting, but what did you think was going to happen

max is always happy to ramble about any small facet of virtual racing (doesn’t matter if it’s the sim, or iracing, or f1 2023) but

it makes him really pleased that you’re showing a genuine interest in it because most people don’t

you support him in anything he wants to do wholeheartedly, and listening and answering your well thought out questions has him falling head over heels for you again

so, he thinks nothing of it other than you being the best girlfriend he’s ever had and trying to learn more about what he loves

his previous girlfriends didn’t really care to understand how important vr racing was to him

they all just saw it as him playing a “game” and him wasting time when they could’ve been on dates or smth

anyways

everything is going fine and dandier, max continues to answer all of your vr racing questions, and you continue to watch him pilot the sim

until, he catches you watching a beginner’s guide on f1 2023 and get’s so jealous 😒

bro is all like “wtf, you’re watching some lame ass unranked gamer when i’m your professional driver boyfriend who does this for a living?? hell nah if you want to start playing i’ll teach you��

you’re just like, “nahhhh….i don’t want to waste your time trying to teach me, it’s not worth it. i’m not even a good driver irl, so—“

max shuts that down expeditiously

if his girlfriend wants to start vr racing, he only has one option

make you the best virtual racer there ever was (excluding him)

you’re wide-eyed like, “i just wanna go vroom vroom in circles for fun 😭”

max deathly serious, “that was never an option”

he enlists you in his virtual-racing training camp

if you are aware of the disney rapid training montage where the mc sings one song and suddenly they’re the best fighter ever, that’s how i imagined it

mulan, for example, i’ll make a man out of you

max reveals his inner george russell, he becomes a power point king

instead of date nights being cute pottery classes—they turn into him teaching you the parts of the car, the buttons on the wheel, f1 2023 settings breakdowns, reviewing iracing competitions etc.

eventually max finally allows you to play on the sim after he thinks you’ve got the theory down pretty good

you suck at first 🤗

but then you start clocking in some hours

after work, during your “lunch break”, using the sim while max is gone and playing during all the practice and media sessions

whenever max is gone, and you have any questions or ask for feedback on how to get better, you text him all about it, of course not expecting an immediate response back

max has told you before that he likes getting out of the car after a practice session and checking his phone to see all the missed messages from you with some wishing him luck and the others asking for his thoughts on your strategies

one day, he’s going for lunch with some of the other drivers and they start to make fun of him for how he’s stuck in his phone, heart-eyes and all as he rapidly texts you

they probably think that you’re sending him cute texts or photos like that one time they caught him looking at photos of you and learned he had a locked photo album of you on his phone ☠️

max remains unbothered under their teasing thinking, “they don’t know my gf can out pace them by .200 in f1 2023”

max even personally bothers christian into getting him another sim for you

christian is so tired of you two, max won’t leave him ALONE

i think max would text his team principal screenshots of your lap times and make jokes about it

“if checo keeps dnf-ing, my gf can fill in”

christian gets you the goddamn sim 😒

y’all procrastinate on building and calibrating it, max more so because it means his chair would stop smelling like you 🥺

you get it set up, but you still play on his sim every once in a while after he told you that because you’re a simp

he goes to stream one day, planning on practicing with the redline team for an upcoming iracing event

and the man almost BREAKS HIS LEGS trying to sit down because you forgot to move the chair back after you were done using it 😭😭

in between his groan of pain he let’s it slip “ow fuck, my girlfriend forgot to move the seat back after she was done”

chat goes ducking crazy

yooo, what? ur gf sim races???

is she good???

max is like “hell fucking yeah my girlfriend is great sim racer, she could replace one of the boys at redline if she wanted too!”

(team redline sweats anxiously, mics now suspiciously silent)

max continues, “well she is not as great as me, but she’s good i guess”

stream chat “they are going to have babies that completely dominate f1” “if their babies are born in the netherlands we will be stuck in purgatory cursed with hearing the dutch anthem forever”

max continues with his practice but everyone is begging to see you play, even some of the redline guys are asking questions

they wanna know if they’re really at risk of you stealing their seat

max gives up and turns to you on the couch with a smile and says, “i will beg, schatje. do not put it past me, we all want to see you drive. some people are saying i’m lying so you have to prove them wrong🙇🏼”

you’re like “what 😅 no 😧i suck 🤭 at this 🤗” but you’re already getting up and walking over to boot up your sim

the urge to flex on people and embarrass them is something both you and max share

max opens f1 2023 and starts a party for just you two, and you both decide to do quali laps at zandovoort

you do your hot lap first, and max goes after you

max y’ know, probably thinks that he can take it relatively easier on you, there’s no reason to put 100% effort into something for fun, so he puts in 95% 😀 (competitive boy)

and you know that one nepenthez meme

that’s how this goes

max is like, already rambling to the stream “yeah that’s a comfortable p1, she still has a lot to learn before she can beat a world champ—P2??!!!! 😧😳”

you’re just in the background in your sim chair, turned facing the camera with an innocent little smirk smile on your face ☺️

you got pole by .050, and chat starts bullying max, the redline boys laughing hysterically in his headphones

max requests a rematch and promptly annihilates you :)

i like to imagine that eventually you start joining max’s stream and the two of yous start having little racing tournaments whenever you guys have the time

omg could you imagine the little championship ceremony where you put party hats on jimmy and sassy and have fake little tiny gold trophies for whoever wins 🥹

imagine one day ‼️ you actually start doing iracing events, and just working your way up to being one of the best 😌

ANYWAYS to wrap it up, best teacher max ever

virtual racing 🤝 strong relationships

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maxverstappen1 the only woman for me 🧎🏼

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yninstagram baby. baby—😭😭😭😭

➥ maxverstappen1 i love you

➥ yninstagram what the fuck has gotten into you 😳 i love you, maxy 🫶🏽

user the way ‼️ he cradles ‼️ her head 😭😭

danielricciardo3 this genuinely the sappiest thing max has ever said

➥ maxverstappen1 do not worry daniel you are the only man for me

➥ user my therapist will be hearing about this

user the fact that max personally handmade that meme 💀

user never thought i’d see the day that max uses the kneeling emoji

➥ maxverstappen1 i’m on my knees for her more often than you think

➥ user alRIGHT go ahead and clock out for me 😒

➥ redbullracingf1 do you remember the media training we had two days ago, max?

taglist: @lorarri | @saintslewis | @cherry2stems | @sweetpiccolo-blog

© httpsserene2023

[dongminz]

my reality . . ᝰ.ᐟ (han taesan)

౨ৎ Character Descriptions !!

ᯓᡣ𐭩 what happens when han taesan, a quiet boy with a cold demeanor, falls for a girl working part-time at his favorite record shop?

𐙚 cart ✦ chapter list

note: anything said here is based on my image of these characters. nothing here is confirmed to be how the idols are irl !! always remember au ≠ irl !! thank you ! 💞

all characters mentioned go to the same school, which is 'hanlim multi arts highschool' !

The 3 Idiots this is yn's friendgroup

yn:

fashion student 🎀

she's very outgoing and extroverted, you could say she can match the energy of jaehyun(?)

she help's out at her dad's record shop! she works as the register after school when she has time, but works there every afternoon during summer break.

she loves loves loves music !! if she didn't do fashion, she would've been part of the music department.

belle:

music student 🎧ྀི

she's been friends with yn since they were in grade 2 !

an amazing singer !!

a girls girl and overall such a sweetheart !!

anton:

music student ★🎸🎧

his friendship with belle and yn is the type of friendship where they don't even remember how they became friends LOL. all they know is that one day they clicked and the rest is history.

lowk an idiot

soft spoken but sassy asf??

also friends with taesan & jaehyun

Woonhak + Hyungs this is taesans's friendgroup/band aka boy next door

taesan:

music student 🎶

in charge of drums in their band

LOSERRR

quiet and introverted, but is vv clingy to those he’s close to !

loves music!! he lives and breathes it atp

loves vinyls 🫶

lowk nonchalant but the most loser to have ever losered if you get what i mean (like ryu sunjae)

sungho:

music student

gym rat 🤮 (js kidding i love gymrat sungho)

lowk gets worried easily

one of the main vocalist in their band

dare i say the pretty boy in their friendgroup

also very sassy like wtf

riwoo:

music student

spitting out dad jokes all the time (save bnd)

his timing is great though

he looks like his dog

in charge of piano and is also a vocalist

LOVESS dancing like he loves it

jaehyun:

music student

certified FREAK

get this guy away 😞🙏

the type of guy who’d do something embarrassing while theyre outside

is a cutie patootie though

LOVES annoying woonhak 24/7

plays the eguitar and is also a vocalist

leehan:

music student

i genuinely think hes an alien

weirdo

in charge of the saxophone

loves going to the aquarium

corydoras!!

loves alien/fish themed stuff

woonhak:

music student

SO LOUD

he’s 2 grades younger than the rest aka hes in g10

in charge of the bass

has anger issues

looks like a teddy bear lowk 🧸

fed up w jaehyuns shit (justice for woonhak 😞✊)

Music Video Groupmates not including yn, taesan, and anton

hanni:

film student 🎞️

classmates with dohoon

friends with yn and belle

super sweet and kind !!

can be loud too

grew up in australia

ricky:

fashion student

looks like hes abt to go on a runway everyday??

young and rich 🤑

tall and handsome 🤥

charisma BOSS ��

lowk a loser too

friends with leehan

dohoon:

film student

vv sporty

friends with taesan

plays soccer with him sometimes

has an interest for fashion so he often asks ricky for advice !

author’s note boom !! character descs r hereee 😼😼 had a lot of fun with this actually LMAOO might add more chars for future chapter purposes 🤷‍♀️

© dongminz 2024 ; all rights reserved

[blorbocedes]

ok, so i got into f1 through dts in the past few years, and then stumbled across the brocedes rabbit hole recently. before that i didn't really know/like nico at all, because everyone made out like he was awful and obsessed with lewis. but i've just been watching the 2016 season, and not only is nico actually really nice (especially when he keeps being booed by crowds for literally no reason) but i have to say that i was shocked by how unreliable both mercedes cars were in that season. like, people make it out as though lewis' car was breaking down all the time and nico's was perfect, but in almost every race where lewis had car issues, so did nico. even watching the sky sports coverage (where they do talk almost non-stop about lewis and are definitely biased towards him), the number of times that they interview niki or toto going 'oh it was a perfect race for nico but car issues for lewis' and toto or niki say that actually both cars had issues is insane. also, people keep saying that nico would deliberately speak foreign languages in the cooldown room to exclude lewis (which im obviously not discounting), but in almost all of the cooldown rooms that they've shown for this season, it's just really awkward and quiet as they don't talk to each other, or anyone at all really. i feel like nico has just been done so dirty by everyone

come here anon let me kiss you with tongue

i went through this exact journey of discovery too where I was like yeahhhh everyone hates this guy! boo 🍅🍅🍅 so I went looking deeper into why (so I can be an #informed hater) and then I was like HUH.... he's not the manipulative evil obsessed with lewis can't get over their past relationship dude he's portrayed in fanon or exacerbated by sky news. in fact he was well liked by the grid!!! he invited others on Air Rosberg so they could all go travel together. and don't get me started on The Narratives of it all. my man was getting booed at Silverstone or for beating lewis, and he was saying thank you to the fans... the tifosi booed him for winning Monza and he turned that around and made them sing with him!!! (and then kravitz called it embarrassing 😶)

the British sky coverage bias is SO real, and not do get me started on the crashes which are all framed as "Nico got envious and rammed into Lewis" and not the amount of times Lewis didn't leave enough space, or he was the one who caused it....... but I digress. the W-06s were kind of like the 2022 Ferraris where they were insanely fast but notoriously unreliable. fucking hell when Nico won the championship -- EVERYONE including his own team of Toto and Niki were talking about whether Lewis lost due to DNFs, and it took sebastian vettel to be like. hey. can we talk about Nico's deserved win tho?

lewis was asked if he thought the better man won and he said he didn't agree with that, and then when he retired was like "oh I'm not surprised, it's the first time he's won anything in 20 years." 🥴🥴🥴

every time someone learns more about nico over what's regurgitated about him they're always Huh... he's just some well meaning cringe dude... and not an evil mastermind 🤥 I do not discount that they've both hurt each other in ways we're not aware of, but everything that's publicly available means that's not our stance to take (hate a guy on Behalf of lewis cause he won't say his name)

now I don't blame fans -- how would you know about something that happened like 7 years ago now? and Lewis is very skilled at the narratives around him, he had a team that despite letting both drivers race was clearly behind him; and everything since DTS, fanon has been reinforcing the same narrative.

ultimately, nico won 2016 and lewis won the narrative.

sorry this answer got so long!!! i have mental problems!!! happy to recruit you in our large number of 6 nicologists if you now swing that way. 💕

[bigmack2go]

Since i made tjis tag i thought i might as well add onto it already so uh yeah… again: feel free to use this to explain the internet to ur parents

Emoji guide!!

💀: is like a way to laugh. Specially like a „bruh“ or „no she/he/they/you did not“, „i cant believe he/she/they/you did this“ or „there is no way they/you/she/he did this!“. Do not use this if someone died please!

😭: also a laugh. Dont ask. People use it differently but many people use it specifically when they are jokingly complaining or whining about something. Also when something is unbelievable and/or like a wheezing „what?!“ or „seriously?!“

🥺: we usually mock ppl w this saying they’re pick me (fishing for compliments)

🤠: i hate my life right now

😃😀: those are like a frozen smile and show that u highly dislike smt

🙂: im about to strangle someone and beat the shit out of them. When you need to take a deeo breath to keep cool

🙃: either mocking pedoph!les lt trying to creep someone out or saying that someone is creepy

😆: hAHa YoUrE So FuNnY (hint: youre not funny)

😁: ironically saying „look what I’ve accomplished“

🥹: is the version of „🥺“ that we actually use

🥲: can be „beautiful“ *wipes tear from eye* or like the office glance at the camera.

😇: i do not in fact have very good intentions

☺️: im gonna kill u. Kind of a „you did what now?!“ when u try to keep calm

😊: im so not okay right now and i hate my life or being proud in a bragging way

😉: make fun of pedoph!les

😌: uh-huh thats right. Im great (and u suck). OR „good girl“ yk?? Or being proud

😗: also a frozen smile kinda thing

😋: hehe mischievous

😝: mocking old ppl

🤪: ironic way of mocking pick me girls (aka girls that are fishing for compliments)

🤨: „thats what she said…“

🧐: „do you realise what youre saying??“

🤓: making a mocking voice

😎: mikedrop

🥸: are you aware that u sound like an idiot rn

🤩: IM GONNA BE A DOCTOR OR LAWYER OR SMT (i didn’t fail my maths exam for once)

😣😖: u gonna cry?/ go cry about it

😫: our generation is weird and has to make everything moaning. Sry but this is moaning.

😩: „OH COME ON!“

🤯: are you telling me you didn’t know this yet?

🥵: moking hot situations or saying „that was close“

🥶: „YOU GOT ROASTED“

😶‍🌫️: wasn me

😱: are you telling me u didn’t know this?

🤗: im so happy for u (i hate you and i don’t think u deserve shit and it’s not fair that i have smt i want. Fuck u)

🤭: you think im frightened of u?

🤔: ironic way to say „i wonder why“

🤫: i did smt haha

🤥: i did smt not-so-haha

🫠: „that was so embarrassing“ discompfot or blush or a way of showing a crush. Some people use it as that thing where j get rly angry and try to cover it up and then your eye starts twitching

🤥: haha wasn me (it totally was me and we all know it)

🫥: no ones laughing

😐😑: i cant w u

🫨: more ironic version of „🥶“

🤤: i want that

🙄😴: waiting

😮‍💨: why r u such an idiot? And why did god choose me to handle it?

😵- oh— (swallowing a laugh)

🥴: w h a t

🤢: exxeragating way to make fun of ppl

🤑: gimme gimme

🤡: u/i sound like an idiot. Also way to mock creeps

👹👺: when u make your voice all bellowish and/or come of creepy and weord

👽: he/she/they sounds like an idiot. Are they dumb? Or „girl—?“

👾: stop talking. Ur annoying and also no ones buying ur shit

✌️: often used ironically

🤌🏼: *cheffkiss*

🫰🏼🤏🏻: teeny weeny

🫴🏻: y tho

☝🏼: mhm (pretending to be an authority figure, usually in a lightly mocking way)

🖐️: oft used in combo w „😭“ to say „can i live??“

👁️👄👁️: heh

✍️: noted OR im writing u in my death note

🦶: stfu or what ur saying makes no sense

🫦: mockingly sexual

👣: ur onto smt

👀: „woOHP“ *swallows a laugh*, he said what?, offensive sideeye, looking forward to smt OR i may or me not be plning smt (im absolutely planning smt) aka what i says has double meaning

🗣️: no one wants to hear your bullshit

👼: opposite as 😇

💆: this isnt a massage. This is me desperatly holding my demples and taking deep breaths so i dont kill anyone

💅: fab. Its also kind of slang/ hidden way to say „gay“ and do the handflick thingy. At least it used to be idk

🧑‍🦯: ur not making any sense

🧍‍♀️: someone spunds like an idiot or idk what to do w myself/ this sotuation

🕴️: you are about to break into dancing

🕺💃: vibing w music

🎩/🎓: used to be like „ha look how smart i am because of tjis one thing i got right“ in a nonserious way but no one rly uses it anymore

💍: marry me (obv) but like in an easy way. You had a good idea and im flashed by it so im exerragating your genious so much i want to marry u. Thats just an example obv

👑: u dropped this

🦄: delulu

✨: to make a word fancy like precenting a banner u put one of these at the beginning and end of the word/phrase/sentence. This can br sarcastic or serious. In quarantine many people used this as general quote unquote marks

🌚🌝: hehe

🔥: pften used by bro-pal-guy-jocks to push a post by comenting

[harryfeatgaga]

Mutual friend harry finding out about your OF and he got curious and checked it out and he’s hooked. He gets off to your stuff all the time and sends you tips anonymously. Whenever you hang out as a group you notice he starts to get shy around you, you call him out for it and he just admits that he let curiosity get the best off him. You get embarrassed but he comforts you and says “actually I like what you do gotten off to you a few times”. You both joke around about it but you get cheeky and dedicate your next video to him and youre moaning his name. He texted you and tells you “wanna hear you moan my name properly next time” but he takes you out on a date and you end up really liking each other and it’s not until a few more dates until you really have sex and he tells you “ don’t wanna share you anymore, do you need money? Do you do it for the thrill? I’ll take care of you” 🤥🤥

OHHHHHHHH MY GOD HELLOOOOFKJVNJIKNJBFJIK!!!!!! WHAT THE FUUUCKKFJNBHJIKE

[silentreigns]

Actually while we're on this topic, can we mention Daniel and his fans' reactions about him punting Yuki off track — oop I meant "overtaking Yuki" — in Mexico last year? Because that was some hardcore microaggressions against Yuki and nobody ever recognizes it.

Daniel had similar incidents with Magnussen (twice last year) and Sainz. Both got apologies from him immediately after the race, he took accountability for all of those incidents in the media after the race.

He punts Yuki's car off the track trying to overtake him. He doesn't apologize. Claims he does nothing wrong, despite the FIA giving him a penalty for this exact incident. Essentially argues that Yuki was to blame because he was on faster tires so Yuki should have just let him through (embarrassing argument from a literal race car driver to begin with, he's on a better tire strategy and still can't overtake a slower car?). So, Yuki, the only person of an underrepresented race and ethnicity that Daniel has an incident with in 2022, is also the only driver he refuses to apologize to or take accountability for ruining their race. The ONLY one.

Then we get to his fans' reactions. He's voted Driver of the Day for essentially doing nothing but being put on an optimal strategy (new softs while quite literally everyone in front of him was on used hards), and nearly fucks that up almost as soon as his team initiates it by crashing into Yuki. Immediately, there's tons of memes and jokes about how "it was worth sacrificing Yuki for Daniel to get his confidence back." Much like what's happening now, NOBODY recognizes Yuki or what a race he was having up until Daniel fucked it up; instead, Daniel is hailed a hero for essentially doing nothing but being unable to safely overtake a car on an inferior tire strategy.

Personally, I'm really looking forward to Daniel getting some karma and Yuki getting the last laugh here. That race and Daniel and his fans' behavior left a sour taste in my mouth, and I know there's quite a few other Yuki fans who took notice of their behavior then too. (There were also quite a few racist attacks from Dan fans after Daniel blamed Yuki and played victim as per usual in the media too, so buckle up, we're in for a LONG rest of the season).

The Mexican gp 2022 was one of the few races last year that I remember clearly. But I remember it for all of the wrong reasons, because the actual race was boring as hell. RedBull and Mercedes were so far ahead of Ferrari, but Ferrari was so ahead of the midfield that there weren't that many overtakes. ~50 laps had gone by and nobody had DNF'ed yet. That was until Daniel collided with Yuki and got a 10 second penalty. And then Daniel overtook Esteban and everyone was cheering for him like he was on the podium or something like that. Just look at the interactions of the tweet I linked 🤥

Looking back at it, it was very fucked up that people were essentially cheering this nonsense on. I am like 90% sure I was happy for Daniel at the time too, and I wish I could have told my past self that taking a driver out and proceeding to do a "cool" overtake aren't things to celebrate. Barely anyone acknowledged Yuki not being able to finish the race, and he was like close to the points (he was like p11 and had a better weekend than Pierre but all that goes away when someone takes you out through no fault of your own).

Doesn't help that in the next race at Brazil he took out Kevin for a careless mistake in the first lap, after Kevin just had one of the best race weekends of his career by taking pole for the first time. The Brazil incident was very anticlimactic and shows that he wasn't in good form, racing wise. I don't remember how people reacted to his Brazil DNF, but I can assure you they were more sympathetic towards Daniel than to Yuki.

[blissooya]

[WEVERSE] 230913 슝이🌹 update

It's concert soon and it's raining today! Does BLACKPINK really bring rain?? ☔️ I wish BLINKs would be able to make it comfortably 🥲 I want to be a weather fairy ☀️

👤 : Give advice for the concert

🐰 : Take couple photos and have fun like crazy! haha Take it in with your eyes 👀

👤 : Did you decide concert hair?

🐰 : That's right... I think I have my hair down! The trend is having it down(?)

👤 : Unnie my lightstick still hasn't arrivedㅠㅠㅠ

🐰 : Oh my bbyongbong!!!🔨 Hammer emoji.. it's scary...

👤 : It's supposed to rain this weekendㅜㅜㅜ Rainpink

🐰 : No.. I'm actually a weather fairly, the weather is nice wherever I go!!

👤 : Let the weather be clear this weekend. Weather fairy

🐰 : The weekend will be clear ☀️

👤 : Unnie, I always prepare translated sentences and go back and forth to paste them🥺 It's hard 😭 Why can’t I speak Korean 🥺 I want to talk to you like everyone else 🥹

🐰 : Translated sentence is perfect 👏🏻 There is no problem with our conversation, so don’t worry ♥️

👤 : Unnie I heard you watch Blinks vlog so couple days ago Coachella, SF vlog was uploaded haha hope it pops up in algorithm ...!! 🥹

🐰 : Oh, I have to look it up. For Coachella, it seemed everyone had a hard time 🥲♥️ Thank you

👤 : I want to try hot pot

🐰 : You want to try..? I'm shocked .. I want to buy a mouth that hasn't tried it yet

Cyber Tanghulu

🍓 🍅 🫐

🍓 🍅 🫐

🍓 🍅 🫐

🍓 🍅 🫐

ㅣ ㅣ ㅣ

Jisoo which one do you want?

🐰 : Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk cyber tanghulu kkkkkkkkkkkkk Ah I want.. number 1 of course it's strawberry tanghulu

👤 : Chu how about filming Seoul vlog?!?!

🐰 : Oh... kekekeke It sounds like a good idea!! kekeke It's embarrassing to carry a camera in Seoul, but I want to try it!! 🤩🤩

👤 : Unnie you outfit looks like a badminton player 😎😎

🐰 : I guess I should wear this skirt when playing tennis! Is what I was thinking haha 🎾

👤 : I'm gonna get rid of all the hotpot from this world ! ! And chicken skewers ! ! 🤥

🐰 : Why are you doing this to me.

👤 : If you smile, the weather will improve by 103%!

🐰 : ^_________________^ ♥️

👤 : I'm cramming the fanchant... I'll memorize it all and go and scream like crazy!!!

🐰 : kkkkkkkk Ah, the fanchant is so hard.. I did it during my solo shoot and it's impossible to memorize it all... I'll let you cheat!!

👤 : I'm curious about apple hair Jisoo!!🍎🍎

🐰 : Apple hair.. I have to apologize.. I'll do that by myself for when I wash my face .. 🍎 he kkkkkkkkkkk

👤 : Unnie what is you're favorite movie?💘💘💘

🐰 : I have a habit of rewatching what I watched like crazy.. Recently, I saw "Shutter Island" and "Pride and Prejudice" again

👤 : Unnie please take a lot of selfies! Last time in Jennie’s photo I saw Jisoo getting makeup done in the corner! Jisoo please take a lot of selfies backstage! I love it! You're so pretty!☺️🥰

🐰 : Kkkk Appear in the corner 🤣 I'll try to take a lot of selfies, it's so hard ㅠㅠ

👤 : Please tell me what you are good at cooking ☺🍀

🐰 : Nothing.. I like boiling water in an electric pot (?)

👤 : Jisoo do a encore encore concert Gocheok is to small ㅠㅠ

🐰 : Is it like last time🤣 Next time in a bigger place...?! Will it work! kekeke hehe It sounds good to us 🤩

👤 : Jisoo unnie!! I’m enlisting in 4 days!! Actually it's noona, but I thought you would reply if I said unnie so I wrote it!!! I’m so glad I enlist after watching BLACKPINK concert!!

🐰 : I was going to use my sharpness because you said unnie that is going to army but you were teasing me kkk hul!!!! ㅠㅠㅠ Let's have fun!!!!!!

👤 : Lately do you not dream?

🐰 : I dream often!!! I dream all the time, today was also spectacular..

👤 : Tell me the most interesting dream you had recently!

🐰 : I dreamt I went to the zoo and that all the animals escaped and chased me kekekeke

👤 : Jisoo unnie, I'm a Chinese Blink unnie if you support me I'll go buy tickets and see BP concert. ILY! Please give support!

🐰 : You seem like Korean but when you run translator, the Korean is usually accurate but here there's some strange Korean mixed, see you at concert!!🤣

👤 : Jisoo what should you do you do when depressed?

🐰 : I don't think you can do anything when depressed! I sleep when depressed and I just lay on the ground, when I lay on the bed I have too many thoughts so before falling asleep I lay on the living room floor! Spaced out hahaha

👤 : I listen to rain asmr when I sleep, I sleep well

🐰 : kekekeke When I fall asleep, I sleep right away when I lie down so I sleep without sound! And you always sleep well ! Good!!! haha

👤 : Unnie! If blinks become cockroach what do you do? Jennie unnie said sorry,, kekeke

🐰 : I don't think it's that bad to be a cockroach now! When I thought about myself in that position, I was even excited that I had strong vitality and drive? I'd like to recommend a space trip

👤 It's crazy that we live in an era with BP ㅠㅠ We can go to concerts... and meet people who will go down in Korean history in real life ㅠㅠ Thank you to my parents for letting me be born in this era

🐰 : No... The finish is a good son..? good daughter..? which is beautiful kkkkkkkk Thank you(?) I am also thankful to my parents because I was born in this era and received so much love from BLINKs 👏🏻♥️

I'm going now! We'll meet soon, but I'm hoping and hoping that the weather will clear up by then☀️ And BLINKs aren't sick either!!! Come prepared to have fun!!!!!! It's this week! I can't believe it!!!! I'll do my best to show my best side too!!! See you soon, ILY ♥️♥️♥️

[solasan]

band name + album + songwriting + change + tattoo + voice + seven for Marnie? 👀

infamous MC questions

TYSM amber

Band name: How did they and the others come up with the band name? Has the name changed since it was founded?

they definitely went through a few iterations. rowan fought hard for rowan & the hartettes but was quickly vetoed. they threw around the idea of making some seven-based number joke but couldnt come up w anything they liked LOL. jazzy and iris played around with a few flower-based names, but that didn't Fit The Vibe (bc the vibe is a lil less flowers, a lil more everything on fire).

i think hornet's nest itself was a seven-marnie joint effort? they were playing around with the idea of it for a song n then figured it actually worked better as a name. marnie Very Seriously Considered changing the name after he left, but they'd been established as hornet's nest for two EPs already and had a growing fanbase, so she didnt think the disruption was worth it.

Albums: What are some of the albums the band has released? Are they a consistent style? What themes did they explore?

so gasping was their first EP (the one maya has on vinyl that marnie's super embarrassed about) and that was when they were kind of figuring out their style. probably more punk than grunge rock? kind of them just trying to find their groove. there's a few ethel cain southern gothic style references lyrically and a lot of angsty horrific references to bodies in the marshes outside their hometown (It's Symbolic For Seven & Marnie's Buried Trauma) LOL

i think possibly they released another EP after that but i dont have clear Thoughts on that yet?

then was take cover, which is their final release with seven LOL. leaning more into grunge rock now (heavy guitar & bass sounds, more refined but still intense vocals). this one's pure anarchy bc marnie's fully rejected (and been rejected by) her parents and seven has fewer songs where he's centre-stage so there's a kind of? tension? in some of his songs. lots of rage against the machine type shit. also some more gothic americana, since that's just Their Thing Now

under the bus is next and it's a hate-letter to seven lol no it isn't. there's a couple angry songs abt nebulous betrayal/getting thrown under the bus by circumstance that r juuust vague enough that marnie can feasibly get away with saying theyre not about him, tho 🤥. it's kind of more an album abt growing up than anything, n they definitely have a more mature sound. probably there's smth abt liminal spaces as a metaphor for the Ephemeral Nature Of Youth (And Love) or smth

and then finally there's their most recent album glass houses :) so named bc a few of the songs are rewritten versions of stuff she wrote when she was still living w her parents, n the whole album kind of... deals w the isolation she felt during that time? but from her pov as an adult now? we got references to breaking windows, we got references to being cut off from the world by glass, we got it all. (also forecast fires is on there bc it's a heavily reworked once-sweet love song she wrote abt seven when she was pining years ago, but this time it's abt the inevitability of catastrophe and how knowing what's coming can be like... soul destroying)

Songwriting: What’s their process? Is it different than it was when they used to write songs with Seven?

i'm not sure that she has a specific Process tbh. i think she probably comes up with lines in the shower/bath quite a bit, if only bc she's a shower singer and she likes to experiment. she's gotten into the habit of keeping her phone nearby when she showers so she can peek out of the curtains and write stuff down in the notes app lol. uhh i think tunes come to her before words do; she finds patterns she likes chord-wise and then goes from there?

writing songs w seven was a lot more collaborative obv so yeah it's different!! but also i think she was a lot less critical abt her songs n ideas when they worked on stuff together bc she kind of... always trusted seven to tell her if something didnt work or could be improved??? n now she has to do that herself LOL. it takes her longer to come up w songs without him than it did with him, but i think they're a bit more streamlined and perfected than they were before??

Change: How has their personality changed since Seven left the band? Are those changes related to Seven leaving?

she's still got her humour, which is good, but she's a lot more serious abt the band/their music/their future. she tries to take more responsibility for them now, bc seven's not around to kind of split that with her, and she's stepped into the role of leader bc no one else will? so there's a lot of pressure there, both from herself, orion, and (less intentionally) the band, who have kind of gotten into the habit of turning to marnie for help n advice.

she's also a lot more spiteful LOL. she's generally angrier, if only bc (since she voted to keep seven as a lead singer n not a backup) she rly feels like she didnt do anything wrong to him and it's fucked up that he left. uhhh more trust and abandonment issues than ever <3 which means more self-destructive behaviours!!! party drugs r a big one (she didnt used to rly touch much beyond weed before he left) but also hypersexuality since as someone else who deals w my issues thru vacillating wildly between hypo and hypersexuality i like 2 drop my trauma in there she finds it's a good way to get out of her head (shes always found sex was good for that, even when it was happy n healthy w seven), but then she has some issues around feeling dirty/regretting it, so. :shrug:

Tattoo: Did they keep the tattoo with Seven’s initials? Why/why not? What was that decision/execution process like? (Bonus: What do they think of Seven keeping their tattoo?)

amber look at me look me in the eyes. thank u so much for askin this one, this one is the one i've been MOST excited for. wuv u.

anyway LOL NO SHE DOESNT. the day she got the news that he'd joined a new band, she went to the nearest studio that took walk-ins and asked them to cover it up. it was very much an unplanned thing; she was angry and hurt and sad and she just... couldnt keep it. having his initials on her — like a brand, like ownership, and she hadnt minded that when he was hers too, but now he's gone and she's still his and she feels pathetic about that — was too difficult. when she walked into the studio she said "i need this covered up" and they said "ok, with what?" and she said

um eventually she settled on getting a big spider tattoo that kind of curls around her wrist and onto the back of her hand??? its butt is what covers the S.D. specifically. funny thing is that marnie hates spiders and always fucking has, but it was one of the first things she saw the studio offering, and she would literally rather have that on her body than seven. liar. seven also knows she hates spiders lol so he's probably definitely hurt abt that :)

seven keeping his tattoo feels like a mockery to her LOL. there's no part of her that's like oh he kept it bc he loves me, there's hope~ it is ALLLL "he's trying to freak me out". that doesnt mean that a possessive part of her doesnt like seeing it on him, tho, even if she'll deny that to the day she dies.

Voice: What does their singing voice sound like? Do you have voiceclaims(s) for them?

answered here xx

Seven: Do you have headcanons about their friendship and/or romantic relationship (past or future)? What do you imagine some of their best memories are? What do you think some of Seven’s favourite things about your MC were/are?

answered here

[bananabraces]

it's like day 3 of school and i'm already missing an assignment bruh it was this about me hexagon thing and i did it but it really sucked and i might ask for another copy but it'd be embarrassing cuz like i'm now 2 days late 🤥 so i'm actually not an academic weapon i'm an entertainment shield

[lovelykei]

Dream big

Masterlist | previously | next

Chapter 2

‘It really is so stupid to feel this upset about not being in the same class, it’s not like they did it intentionally..gosh why are they so stupid’ you chew on your lip while complaining in your thoughts. You fished your phone up discreetly and decided to reply to your gc.

You couldn’t help but smile at their antics. You typed in a reply and put your phone away. They were your best friends, your family. That’s why it made you so anxious to be all alone. Your thoughts were interrupted by your name being called. You raise your hand and call out here but for some reason the blonde boy next to you did the same thing.

The teacher looks between you two and repeats the name “Tsukishima Kei?” You could feel your heart almost drop out of your ass. ‘I’m so embarrassed I want the world to swallow me whole and release me from these shackles of misery’ “I’m sorry I thought you said Tsukino Eri” you said trying to appear confident while wishing for the sky to fall on you. “I called on you just before him, please pay attention in class Tsukino-san” the teacher reprimanded you. You bowed your head with a quick ‘sorry’. The rest of the class went by pretty quickly and the more you looked at the blonde boy next to you the more embarrassed you got. ‘He’s so hot and now he definitely thinks I’m an absolute irresponsible idiot. Great! Love that for you Eri’. These thoughts plagued your head until you met up with your friends after school.

-

“Okay did you put name and birthday on the application form and sign it?” You said as Rio and Kageyama looked frantically at their papers. “I don’t know please can you check” Rio said and handed her paper over to you. Tobio just handed his paper over while looking at you with pleading eyes. “Hoshino Rao and Tageyama Tobio.. do any of you have an eraser? How are you in your first year of high school and can’t write your own names”you sighed as you fixed up their papers. They really were exactly the same but as much as you complained you really loved them just the way they are. “Alright all good we’re ready” the three of you huddled together in a little circle manifesting a better volleyball experience than last time.

-

“Can you believe this tiny ass shrimp got me thrown out of the team? Before I even got in?”

“Atleast you have a chance Tobio, me and Eri were alone at practice with the captain..ALONE”

“Guys it’s okay it’ll work ou-“

“No Eri we don’t have any teammates this isn’t beach volleyball..we nEED ATLEAST 6 PEOPLE”

“Atleast you have a team I got kicked out”

Okay so clearly things didn’t go quite as well as the three of you hoped. Tobio got in a fight, beat the wig off of the principal and managed to get thrown off the team. Meanwhile you and Rio plus the captain were the only ones who showed up for volleyball practice. It was evident at the dinner table that Rio and Tobio were more than dissatisfied and it made you feel a little bad because of how little it affected you. You used to love and breathe volleyball just like your friends but after your last year in middle school it just didn’t excite you as much. After dinner you all took a shower, made the bentos for tomorrow and headed to sleep.

You could hear soft thudding from both Rio and Tobios room but as you laid down and turned the lights off all you could think about was the blond boy and his golden honey eyes. ‘I hope I get a chance to talk to him’

A/n- this is the second chapter of my new series and it’s a Tsukishima one that I hope to actually finish. I have so many ideas and things I want to include but I try to limit myself to things that have to do with the karasuno boys to keep it interesting for you🤓🪄

When it’s written in purple it’s Eris inner dialogue which she will have a lot of 🤥

[chloeworships]

The Russian….

Someone’s ex and their current love interest are trying to expose them. Why? Because this man was not honest from the start.

Now, he may have had his reasons why he didn’t reveal the the truth as to why he was hiding these children, but what was revealed to me was that he should have told the truth about the situation he was in. It would have panned out better for him.

This man has two children that are not his and he doesn’t know 😞

This man or his ex could be Russian.

Sorry fellas but I have to be 💯 truthful. So many issues could be resolved if people were honest. When you deceive others you yourself become the deceived. This man has no idea these two children are not his.

Ladies, you may have tried to reach this man to ask for clarity and to voice your suspicions but he ignored your calls and left you to assume the worst. That’s where he went wrong.

Although I don’t see this being necessarily vengeful, your current love interest wants to show she has proof of you with this ex in the past, even though you’re no longer together. God revealed to her that those kids you’ve been mining on the side and hiding from her, are not yours.

The lying and sneaking around was all for nothing and it may impact your pockets 💰your career (reputation) and cause you embarrassment…Severely…. Not to mention the children 😔

This man ignored the woman who was the one being true to him for the woman who was lying. I saw him ignoring her calls but answering the calls of the deceiver 📲

What’s even more insane about this is, the one who did the deceiving will take part in this exposé. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Ladies if you are the current lover, you could have left another broken relationship only to find out your new love interest was keeping secrets from you and it broke your heart 💔 For that, I am sorry girl. You deserve better because YOU were loyal the entire time.

Please don’t blame yourself because you did the right thing by asking for clarification. You were somewhat of a good luck charm for this person to alert this man to this deception. The LORD sent you to reveal this to him but he ignored you for what he thought was better 👩🏻‍🦰

Withholding the truth is just as bad as telling a lie.

Now you know so be ready. The audacity of some people eh?

PS. I know for someone in this situation, their ex-wife is Russian. She tried to speak to me in Russian when I tried to confront her about the cold hard facts. I was willing to have an honest conversation with her in contrast to my love interest in the dream.

PPS. I want to be clear, that no one in the dream was actually together… it was more like a situationship rather than a committed relationship. I specifically said “love interest” instead of boyfriend or girlfriend for this reason.

Songs I heard 🎵

SN. Pls note some folks could be actors in this dream and this could be for more than one person.

Someone here loves their cannabis. I smelled it while writing this.

I also saw the Russian woman with a lollipop 🍭

My “proof” was a photo she and I took in front of his house 🏡👀

Btw he cannot stand this ex-wife. He tolerates her for the sake of the children who aren’t even his. The Russian woman looked a tad bit frail and looked as though she suffers from low self-esteem. I felt bad for her in a way 😭 Maybe it’s because I confronted her.

Scriptures to consider:

Lastly, a good wife always brings her husband favour, not trouble 🍀 She herself has a good reputation in her community.

Whatever you do,

KEEP YOUR 🆒

Remember this message is to give you the heads up of this upcoming deception. Not to ridicule you.

I forgot to mention I made Ms. Russian FaceTime my love interest while I listened in the background to prove he was indeed ignoring my calls. If this hasn’t happened yet, be honest with your new love interest. Even if she becomes upset, at least she can’t call you a liar 🤥 The other woman is your ex.

I have another message that’s sensitive like this to share 🔜

⚠️UPDATE:

If this isn’t love related, are the Russians hiding children somewhere?

👀

I saw two red head children in a pink stroller. They were no older than two years old. Come to think of it, aren’t two red head children apart of the missing hostages abducted in Israel? 🇮🇱 Aren’t Ukrainian children missing also? Why would they be in RUSSIA???? Or are the Russians involved in this kidnapping somehow? Lawd have mercy!!!

I need answers.

And people are going to sit here and condemn Israel while Hamas parades around falsely dubbed as some Resistance. I promise you, calamity and chaos is coming for anyone supporting this injustice.

💔🔥😡

All hell is going to break loose if these children are harmed.

[dykestache]

love being like “i haven’t felt this bad mentally since high school” every two weeks this semester like girl..what is not clicking…..

[parcai]

i dislike animals, and birds are the worst ones. I'm not sure how you are capable of finding one of the few things that kill me and just keep posting it, without even knowing the damage i take. it's really a talent

okay goldfish nerd