#it’s always mpreg

[lady3pod]

I love having a normal, lovely evening, scrolling through my socials, and then BOOM. Mpreg.

That’s my cue to go to bed.

[andromeda-after-dark]

Honestly I’ve never come across a character people want pregnant more than batman which is kinda funny to me, especially in the context of superbat, like you’d think they’d take advantage to the cop out of alien biology to make Clark the one to be the carrier but nope, this 6ft 3 brick shithouse of a fully human man is too mother coded, he grew a working uterus out of spite

[sreppub]

you guys suggested jasons to draw. some of them are canon jasons. some of them are sea creatures

selkie/seal jasons, pit jason, lost days jason, middle aged jason, jason and a locked door i guess?, sleepy comfy clothes jason, “tentatodd” (I have been educated on what tentatodd is since posting this. I hope that slimy bastard can forgive me.), gotham knights game jason with thigh harness, stray jason, wonder woman costume jason, jaybin, father todd, jason showing off tiddy + also wearing the muzzle and mask combo, bun in the oven jason, redhead circus jason, arkham knight, and chubby jason

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 160

Constantine might have made a slight mistake. Just an itty bitty one. Okay maybe not an itty bitty one, but it’s not like he usually deals with Realms beings! No one deals with Realms beings if they can help it, and never willingly! 

So maybe he had been a little more drunk than usual, and maybe a tiny bit more desperate. But he’s pretty sure he didn’t do any hanky-panky with anyone. So he’s very confused as to how the fuck, he apparently has not just one, but three Realms-cores?! 

Seriously, what the actual fuck, who looked at him of all people and decided, yeah, he looks like he could be a dad?! Mom!? Whatever the fuck it is. 

What the fuck is he supposed to do in this situation!?

[orengejoshi]

Happy Birthday @locaboa99 💜

thank you for your support all the time, your comments/tags keep me going and inspire me🙏🏻🧡 have a great day! whipped up a kinda possessive Black Hat taking care of a preg Flug as you wished so I hope you're extra happy seeing my art today🙂‍↕️

Clean version under the cut:

[nburkhardt]

Thinkin about secretly mated steddie but it’s only a secret because everyone around them never notice the marks.

Thinkin about how when Steve ends up pregnant, everyone’s surprised and wondering when the hell he met an alpha? That he’s always with Eddie or Robin, when did he get the time??

Maybe thinking how Wayne and Robin know and watch as some of the smartest people they know fumble with finding out how oblivious they’ve been.

[bigbarabelly]

I think Boimler shoulda got mpregged instead of Rutherford cause he’s already a mess over being in charge and having a whole life dependent on his neurotic ass would be a chefs kiss arc of learning to chill out and rely on his family system before the idk space baby or whatever dips at the end of the episode and it’s back to the usual on the Cerritos

Also I’m in love with Ransom therefore shipping these two ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[tommykinard6]

This is me putting out a desperate plea for someone to write BuckTommy mpreg with Tommy instead.

Please. I’m begging someone to break up the monotony of my dash. I don’t have time to do it all myself.

[kesopan]

ms paint doodles from the airplane extra and return to childhood extra :3c

[beefcakekinard]

buck who finds out he's pregnant, who was already feeling a renewed commitment to his boyfriend and their relationship, who's so excited to spend his future with him that he gets a little overexcited and asks tommy to move in with him before anything else. before i love you, before i'm having your baby. when tommy leaves buck thinks that by now maybe he should be used to getting left behind, but it's cosmically unfair that his baby is doomed to it too.

[preggomancer]

alan lives in a fantastical alternate world where they actually make cute maternity clothes

(he/him)

[asweetprologue]

i know probably nobody following me is even relatively in this fandom but I just finished s5 of the dragon prince and I gotta tell you. the canonical lovechild of the gay-coded villains was not something I saw coming

[mighty-meerkat]

my eternal take on literature discourse is that we would all be a lot happier and more well-read if we remembered the Rights of the Reader

specifically the very last bit, which reads 'Don't make fun of people who don't read - or they never will'

[hazbmymhotel]

Hewwo 🦆

Hmmm, I know that would probably be TOO MUCH to ask but, huh, you might consider it if I ask for a Gregnant Mordecai? But like, him being a DISASTER about it? Lol

I'm sorry 🙏😔, As always, feel free to ignore me!

He’s going through it

[mittysins]

pregnant surfer wearing of those short sleeved thermal suits? Actually idk how safe surfing is for pregnant people I mostly just like the idea of the suit

YOU’RE SPEAKING TO MY SOUL WITH THIS ONE ANON I GREW UP IN A BEACH TOWN!

Deciding Newt was also born and raised in NYC makes it REAL easy to stick him on the Atlantic and give him a new hobby! Even if his sense of balance is off and he can’t quite ride a wave anymore, he likes going out and floating about. Keeps him connected.

Dudes in wetsuits are so hot, I need to find mine.

[gravidwithlore]

POV: You were about to beat up the BBEG, but now you're about to get your ass beat by Hiro