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woundedheartwithin · 9 months

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I love driving, I really do, but why is there construction on every single road in Texas at all times?

#she speaks #txdot stay losing tbh #all they do is drive 45 and tear up perfectly serviceable roads #had to take Mickey to the groomer and stepped in a pile of shit on the way to get clothes from the laundry room #turns out Ollie needs to go to the vet #naturally our groomer and our vet are in two different /counties/#so it was 30 minutes to the groomer #and then we had to double back and drive an hour to the vet #and the vet fucking closed for lunch #so now we’re just sitting in the truck like 😐#and of course I forgot to bring poop bags for the poopy dog #so I had to use a grocery bag I found under the seat #and the wind caught the bag while I was trying to scrape up all the mucusy bloody shit #and so it got all OVER the bag #thank fucking Christ we’re in a truck #cuz that shit went in the bed lmao #BUT three days ago I would have been in the worst mood imaginable #and I’m actually pretty chill lol #it’s all more funny than anything tbh #I’m not too worried about the dog cuz he gets into shit all the time and that’s probably what happened #not my first rodeo as it were #but no I actually do enjoy driving a lot #and my mom was like well you’re driving then when we decided to take the weeny too #like I wasn’t already gonna be driving anyway 😂#and I was like yeah? of course? that’s fine?

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dailyloopdeloop · 4 months

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loop and mirabelle. That's it that's the ask

DAY 84: enrolled in the gossip wars

#codacheetah #isat #loop isat #mirabelle isat #isat spoilers #vaguely. mostly for the tags #i think it'd be sooo funny if like. loop and mirabelle postcanon.#loop has rejoined the party somewhat recently and they are not at all adapting. to be honest. reunion probably happened too soon #bc they are a siffrin which means they are disgustingly sentimental. their ass is not taking the time to discover themself as a new person.#do you really think loop is gonna take their own advice.lol.#lmao even #Ok so anyways i think the party and loop would have a weird thing going on #like theyre all extremely grateful to loop. and they trust loop through the general basis of theyre apparently very dear to siffrin #but fucking nobody knows what to make of this bitch. odile knows they are hiding Something but she has no certain evidence to pin it down.#isabeau can't catch loop alone for more than 5 seconds. has the distinct sense they're avoiding him and he does not know why #bonnie....well tbh i think they'd vibe with loop. bonnie win.#mirabelle. i think she wouldn't really like loop? not at first anyways #do you remember in sasasap mirabelle telling siffrin(loop) that for a long time she thought they were a callous sort of person #bc they never took anything seriously at all. like the whole journey didnt mean anything. until they took an eye for bonnie #i think mirabelle would catch a similar vibe towards loop(lol.) bc like #like loop's main presence in the group is negging siffrin and being weird and dodgy around everyone else #i don't even think they'd be mean to the others but they would do everything in their power to throw the party zero bones #so all mirabelle has to go on for loop is that they're kind of a dickhead to her friend and that they're not receptive to normal group #social activities. i think being on the receiving end of mirabelle's kindness would make loop kind of sad and she'd pick up on it #but like. loop is inexplicably important to siffrin. she doesn't know the details bc neither of them want to talk at all about the loops #and i think siffrin would be especially dodgy abt talking about loop in the interrim between them rejoining and them being Presumed Dead #so mirabelle tries a new strategy to bridge the gap between her and loop. the power of Mutual Haterism #more specifically i think mirabelle would get the impression of loop as being much more of a bitch than they actually are #due to the aforementioned siffrin negging #so like. maybe that's just how they socialize maybe they'd be down to talk about hot takes and gossip a bit

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a-sketchy · 8 months

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the thing about yosuke’s shittiness around here (up close and personal, the campout) is that the vast majority of it isn’t doing literally anything for his character. i completely think yosuke’s shittiness is important to his character, but it’s by and large reflections of his own insecurities and flaws. he’s insecure about his masculinity and sexuality, he’s lame, he’s selfish, he’s obsessed with the idea of women, his mouth moves faster than his brain, he doesn’t like himself, and he cares way too much about the societal ideal of ‘normal’. but it’s really important that he’s self-aware! he knows when the things he says are shitty, he knows he’s lame, he knows he’s selfish, he knows he’s putting up a front of being carefree and normal. but there’s absolutely no self awareness here, there’s no recognizing he went too far and apologizing the next day, there’s no regret, there’s not even any self-deprecation, and there’s absolutely no compassion or empathy like he has in serious moments. a lot of what he says is just mean for meanness’s sake, in an execution incongruous with previous behaviour. it’s not even funny!

#tbh i think the thing with kanji in the tent was the closest to being interesting #like by the end he’s warning against kanji leaving the tent #so clearly he cares about kanji more than he’s homophobic #he was straight up just saying that stuff to be shitty. knowingly!#that’s interesting! and the whole thing reeks of yosuke’s own insecurity in his masculinity and sexuality #he took it way too far and i deeply wish he’d quit it with the we statements #but if he had even a single line like ‘shit… i shouldn’t have said all that’ or recognized he was in the wrong at all #then i think it genuinely would’ve been an important moment for his character #everything else was just extremely shitty for no reason. the fucking swimsuits was pathetic but the gross guilt tripping was awful #he’s just lacking all of his usual self awareness. he’s lacking all of his good qualities and nuance #like it’s a fundamental misunderstanding of what makes yosuke’s other moments interesting or funny #this is just him being mean getting punished arbitrarily and not learning anything #on paper i get it. i get how these events could be continuations of established charateristics #but it’s just so mean and shitty that it becomes absurd nonsensical and unenjoyable #the stuff with hanako is just genuinely repugnant on the game’s behalf. it serves no purpose other than cruelty #definitely the worst part of the game so far #rambles #p4g posting #yosukeposting

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thedrotter · 3 months

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filler doodles about how i comedically whitewashed myself as a child (despite also being the darkest i had and still have ever been in my entire life) because i cannot wrap my head around it

#filler art #my art #i was also short haired at the time so its odd i drew myself as having very long hair but is it any more weird than me whitwashing myself no #i remember i also imagined myself to grow up as a white girl like #HUH??? like i was so convinced i was going to look like all the white main character girls on television ... i had to look like one #all of this was probably because of the lack of representation in tv i could find at the time tbh #BECAUSE THIS WASNT AN ISSUE OF MY DAY TO DAY LIFE NOOOOOO #in here being... moreno?!?! . brown?!?!! EVEN IF LIGHT IS MILES MORE COMMON THAN BEING WHITE #AND ITS SO MUCH MROE SILLIER BECAUSE I WAS MCUH MORE DARK THAN I CURRENTLY AM BACK THEN #as of now im more so lightskinned . nowhere near white but im not very dark either because i dont see rhe sun often ww so im pale #BACK THEN I GOT BURNT ON THE SUN AS A HOBBY im serious i sat on the hot rock floor with burning sun climate bevause it was nice #NOT EVEN THE CURLS COULD BE SAVED I HAD TO PORTRAY MYSELF AS STRAIGHT HAIRED FOR WHATEVER REASON #like on my defense i did straighten my hair out a lot as a young child but THAT LASTED LIKE 2 DAYS EVERY TIME #so 90% i was curls so its funny #ALSO WHY DID WE CALL THE CREAM COLOR “THE SKIN COLOR” WHAT #like. it wasnt just me . whole elementary school knew if you asked for rhe skin color you talkin about thay #any tone of brown simply did not work I DONT KNOW WHY WE WERE ALL LIKE THIS???#thankfully at the age of 10 i realized i infact had melanin but .. i coudlnt accept i had black hair still💀💀#so my skin and hqir color were always the same in portrayals ITS SO FUNNY IM SORRY #I FIDN THIS INSANELY FUNNY IM SO SORRY #dont feel too concerned i wasnt ashamed of my skin color or anything but i had the warped idea i would look white soon #not if you keep cooking youself in the sun you wont /j #i dont know what to say about how i draw myself now a days i dont draw myself as myself but i know i aint white now its okay 🩷 (/hj)

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skrunksthatwunk · 1 year

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so i read cyrano today. here's some parts i thought were funny in/out of context

cyrano's debut comes with bullying an actor he doesn't like offstage. two acts later he sends a band of musicians after him just to get them off his hands. he also tells them to tell this actor he sent them

and, of course, marmaladegate

#anyway i love cyrano lol #ive seen two different theater productions of it but this is the first time ive read it #anyway. ow. sad. but it's also very beautiful to me #cyrano #cyrano de bergerac #i didnt feel like taking pics of all the space travel methods but those were good. im fond of the magnet most of all i think #theres also bits like where he tells montfleury he's a full moon and after three claps he should eclipse himself #like if you're gonna be fatphobic at least be clever about it yk #plus i think it says more about cyrano's projection of his insecurities than anything else. kinda central idea to the play #i have no idea if these are funny out of context. it's a funny show though. i think seeing it really drives home the humor #kinda like seeing vs reading shakespeare. seeing the actors really breathes life into it #EDIT I FORGOT THE oh wait. an hour? psh PART THATS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. theyre so real for that tbh

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clowningaroundmars · 9 months

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not my new job having a product called "motor mike" aksjfhfjks

#motorcity #mine #yes i have to tag motorcity bc!!!!! i mean!!!#are yall seein this shit #also hoping this doesnt lowkey doxx me LOL #but anyways #bruh its meant to be atp like cmon #i hope i can stay at this job for a while!!!#everyones super nice and i think the job is relatively easy for the pay tbh #like its manageable yanno #anyways i cant complain abt anything to be quite honest cuz its close to my house #and its frickin weed yall. weed #for cheap! cuz of the employee discount #its so funny everyone including the supervisors encourage ppl to buy stuff all the time #theyre comin round to our tables like “have you tried the edibles? have you tried the prerolls?”#and im like UGH i hate my body even more now #cuz i cannot have that much thc #thanks to my dumb ass body burning thru everything i ingest like a fucken woodchipper or smthn #but either way #everything is so much better here than any of my old jobs #thank goodness

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weareuniqueandimportant · 3 months

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dennisboobs · 1 year

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i will say i am extremely glad we got the ghouls vs goblins back and forth in this podcast ep because it's SUCH a good look inside glenn and charlie's ideas/writing process, and it was. silly 😋

#the always sunny podcast #glenn howerton #charlie day #ada speaks #i was smiling through p much the entire pod tbh but #there is something v special about glenn and charlie eps and i think this is why #also i feel like whenever dennis and charlie hang out dennis feels more like glenn #because that back and forth would not have been ooc for their characters at all #glennis genuinely intrigued by charlie's weirdly compelling little......... things he comes up with #the little bit of improv about magnets was good too dhsjbdjf #like somehow explaining it even more was funnier than in the episode #bc charlie's thought process is so funny #leaving it at. just magnets. is funny but the rest of it really got me #i think the two of them really excel at writing sort of mundane banter #like what theyre talking about doesn't even have to be particularly exciting #but its so snappy and fun i love that shit more than anything

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marklikely · 1 year

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watching movies w the Boys during social time and so far they really like the reanimator green goo and nothing else

#thats actually a lie when theyre in their cage i discovered they also really like mst3k .#its the only thing they will go up to the bars of the cage and look at when i put it on. they dont look at anything else on tv.#unless its out of cage time and im sitting w them right by the tv to watch it in which case as i said before . they like reanimator #or at least the scenes with the glowing green goo. they dont really look at the rest of the movie tbh.#avpost #i always turn it to the mst3k channel when im away so theyve probably seen more of the show than i have atp #i dont even know how they know to look at it bc the tv is far enough from their cage that i feel like surely they cant see #considering rats have bad eyesight. and the tv is definitely farther than they can see clearly. maybe its something to do w the sound #(which is what i leave the tv on while im out for anyway. so they dont get too used to the sound of no people)#idk all i know is they all pile in the corner that has the best view of the tv and face that direction when i put that specific channel on.#anyway the social time movies are for my benefit more than theirs obviously i just thought it was kind of funny what they pay attention to.#ratposting

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13eyond13 · 6 months

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#here's some of the classics on that list i have beef with btw:#i have tried to read A Confederacy of Dunces several times and it's funny but it's also so cringe and Ignatius is so obnoxious #that i find it too difficult to finish like i just feel depressed and bad for everybody around him too much #i tried reading Infinite Jest like a decade ago and i got like 200 pages in and i remember thinking it felt like #such a slog the entire time because he's just so gd wordy and also i stopped liking DFW after i heard the abuse allegations against him #frankenstein i didnt read that long ago but i just remember finding it so boring for some reason?? i feel i might need to read it again #dracula ngl i feel like im cheating a bit saying ive completely read it because i loved the beginning and then HATED so much of the rest #the characters were just so boring and melodramatic hahaha i just liked the part where jonathan was doing a travel diary #and trapped in the castle tbh and after that i skimmed quite a bit #i almost flipped my shit when i saw ender's game on there because I ALWAYS mix it up with ready player one by ernest cline #which i bought the audiobook of a while back and hated every minute of it i dont think its good at all #but it wasnt that so phew my faith in this list is somewhat restored #i read most of the first game of thrones book and was disappointed tbh maybe because id seen the show already #so i was like 'this feels almost exactly the same except worse?' because i'd been expecting it to give me more depth and insight #into the characters but instead it felt exactly the same and i still didnt love any of the characters enough to feel attached to them #also i am fully aware me not personally liking or vibing with a book doesnt mean it doesnt deserve to be considered great btw #but i think if youre gonna be like me and force yourself to go through a bunch of lists like this very seriously then you also need to just #let yourself be like 'yeah not for me' without feeling too bad about it sometimes too #often times i dont particularly love the classics or 'important books' but at the same time #i still feel like im getting more out of reading them than just grabbing the newest hyped up books that also dont do anything for me #maybe not in a 'wow i loved reading this' way but in like a #'i now have first-hand knowledge of this thing that is so influential / so frequently referenced'#or 'this challenged me and i feel like i did a mental/emotional workout or gave me some new food for thought'#or 'made me more aware of what gaps in my knowledge and reading skills and what my tastes are too'#sort of way...#it really just depends on what you're reading for and why and what you're hoping to get out of it a lot of the time maybe #it's like the homework i give myself to go through these lists that i also intersperse with the stuff i read more just for fun #p

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running-in-the-dark · 1 year

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had a conversation about gym class with my friend who I went to school with today - it was depressing but also nice to hear that her experience with it (at that particular school) was just as bad as mine.

I don't think the way my school treated gym class was entirely normal tbh. it was completely different to the school I went to after, anyway. and everyone I talked to there only knew gym class to be a pretty fun, lighthearted thing. at my old school it was only about achievement, you had to be perfect, if not you were usually yelled at. and if you couldn't participate because you were feeling a bit ill (but not enough to stay home from school) you were ridiculed and/or insulted in front of the whole class. this happened with every gym teacher we had over the whole 9 years there.

it felt like two hours of punishment, there was nothing good about it. and it made at least the both of us feel like any kind of exercise/sport, especially in a group setting, was terrifying - for years after. even my much more positive experience at the other school I went to didn't make that go away.