#it’s a fact no one can tell me otherwise.

[diz-eaze]

please write more modern yandere scara please please please pretty please woth a cherry on top…IM BEGGING YOU i love this so much

; thank u for enabling me to rot over yandere scara nonnie <33 you've heard of cyberstalker scara and roomie scara, so now I'll present to you jealous scara in his most unserious way possible <3

; others; 3rd, 2nd, 1st.

; half serious half silly, not proofread, yandere, freak behavior, implicit afab (y/n) for this one bc of periods, slight nsfw, not proofread so there may be typos !!

some jealous scara thoughts !!

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of your phone. literally what does this tiny, rectangular device have that he doesn't (everything)? never mind the fact that he also uses a phone because it's different, he uses his as an archive for everything related to you !! and what about you?? 🤨🤨 what's your excuse for being glued to your phone 24/7 doomscrolling through tiktok and ig reels, huh? sigh. what's the point of life if the huzz (you) don't even use your phone to cyberstalk him back :(. wdym you don't bug his phone to secretly place a tracking app to monitor where he is at all times, wdym you're not spying on the private conversations he has (he literally only talks to his mom). where's the passion, the romance? the dating pool is truly cooked - says scara, as he struggles to form a normal social connection with you without being borderline manic. for both your sake and his, put the phone down <3.

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of your tampons/pads/menstual cups. he hates their existence. they are impeding in his life !! why are you using all these products, that cost money btw, when you can use his mouth instead :( he's being serious when he thinks that, like that is genuinely his mindset. in HIS perfect world of delusion, you'd never go outside during your periods and will instead use his mouth like a menstrual deposit while you do your pending work 😭😭. every month he begs to any deity above that you'll finally throw out your feminine products like god PLEASE let him have this (no one is listening to his prayers). please never trust him around your trashcan because he WILL dig that shit up like some fucking raccoon and suck the blood out of it like he's some modern day vampire. he doesn't even care if he gets sick from doing it :(

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of your skin products like lotions or face serums. oh to be the toner that you apply to your face day and night, seeping deep into your pores and bringing your skin nutrition and hydration :((( curse this blasted mortal body of his !! why can't he be the one to do that for you !? and don't even get him started on body lotion that you lather into your skin after every shower... sigh. sigh. SIGHHHH. if he was your lotion, he'd moisturize you in record time, btw. at the very least, if he can't be the product himself then at least let him be the one to apply it on your body.

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of the food that enters your mouth. it makes him want to throw up and cry every time he eats with you and watches as the food enters your mouth and goes into your digestive system. he wants to be that so fucking bad it's downright ridiculous. he laughs and makes idle conversation with you outside, but underneath the table he's clenching his fists so hard it's undoubtedly starting to wound. it's fine, he tells himself, but in reality he's so so upset because he badly wants to be entrenched in your saliva and be put through your intestines, too :(. is that not romantic? and don't tell him otherwise.

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of your clothes. he's like the wolf tearing his t-shirt meme whenever he thinks about you and encroaches on the fact that you wear clothes just like any other human being :0. he's dramatically slamming his gaming desk over in anger because grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr there are other species that get to be wrapped around your body for a good portion of the day :/ (ignoring the fact that it's literally just pieces of cloth?). he gets even angrier if you wear bras, too, because just let him be the one to hold up your breasts, please. it won't remove his jealousy, but it'll be enough to get him to function again.

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of whoever makes you laugh. like, haha !! nice one !! anyways, what's so funny? :// it wasn't even that good, lol. he'd downplay the other person's jokes SOOO BAD it's highkey pathetic of him. he tries to have this air of 'idgaf' and in his mind he's executing it amazingly but then you take a look at him being so pressed over a goddamn joke and that illusion just shatters completely. he stays up at night replaying the way you laughed at their joke over and over and over again. it's literally his sleep paralysis demon. he could be 58 years old and married to you but he'd still have nightmares about it. he's that bothered. and GOD FORBID you laugh at a meme because now he's deepdiving into a new career (becoming a meme account) and just hoping that he lands on your timeline and hopefully get a chuckle or a hehe out of you or else someone prevent him from pulling the trigger. don't worry diva, why laugh at tiktoks or tweets when you have a jester at your disposal? scara believes that the online world needs to be destroyed and to bring back medieval times because he has to be the only who makes you laugh ok.

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of your video games. it's like those stereotypical gamer bf x normie gf relationship except he's not a normie nor is he a girl, but he still acts like a possessive toxic gf who gets insanely insecure over their s/o playing minecraft out of all things. think of the insane levels of jealousy he'll experience if you play games that require playing with other actual people btw. think of valorant, league, overwatch, etc. he'd actually fall to his knees in complete agony. he overhears someone on mic laugh at something you said one time, and when you get home from college classes he's already destroyed your built pc :). how about playing with only him next time, yeah?

modern au yandere scara gets jealous of your friends, especially if that friend has known you longer than he has. there's nothing that can compare to the sheer envy he holds for people who've known you for that long - the lotions, the video games, the clothes don't even hold a candle to this - because there's no greater bliss in his life than your existence and the act of knowing you intimately. and he likes to think that he's the best in that field. the number one researcher, even, so when he gets to know more about the people you surround yourself with and see some that have known you since childhood.... it leaves a heavy weight in his chest. his fingers uncontrollably itch. he gets his dreadful cloud of gloom over his head. it's not fair. he should've been the one to know you since preschool instead of your friend, right? ugh, if only he had the premonition to see into the future !! don't let him be alone with your friends because you'll end up experiencing friendship break-ups with no rhyme or reason 😭😭😭

[babyleostuff]

⸻ how the hip hop unit helps you study

scoups

your typical dad trying to explain math homework 

cheol really tries his best. he does. it’s just the way in which he tries makes you want to rip out your hair, cry, and run away. because he’s so stubborn he’ll act like he knows the topic so much better than you, even if he has zero clue what it's truly about. will tell you that he read an article online and that he is 100% correct. so even if you ask him to simply read the terms from your flashcard, nothing more, just read, so you could revise the topic, he’d act all: no, but actually! and if you try to tell him otherwise, he’ll just start arguing with you. and we all know how petty this man can get if someone disagrees with him. 

3/10 experience 

too bossy 

too stubborn 

gets frustrated in 0.0001 second and starts pouting 

will tell you that you don’t love him anymore

wonwoo

drops anything to help you out, no matter what you need help with

you need to buy something for your project? he’s already at the store. you need more paper for your flashcards? he’s out chopping wood all nara smith. you need to read a hundred pages of boring articles? let me do it for you! come on, jeon wonwoo, the acts of service man himself would do anything to help you out. even if it means sitting by your side for hours in complete silence, because you need emotional support. even if it means watching numerous youtube videos on topics he cannot even comprehend. even if he has to rewrite the damn book by himself, he will do it. such an encouraging, supportive, sweet, and genuinely helpful study buddy!

100/10

chops wood 

attempts to make study snacks 

will become an expert in the topic you don’t understand, so he can explain it to you 

makes the prettiest flashcards

mingyu

the one that takes it a bit too seriously 

you need help studying? do not worry, here comes kim mingyu with his fake glasses. he’s clearly excited that you need his help, but for some reason he treats it as this super important mission impossible that requires all of his brain cells, as if he’s the one to study. and don’t even try to mention that it’s not that serious, because he’ll get offended. you’d think he’d be all “one kiss for one correct answer”, but no. for some reason turn into this strict, annoying teacher, acting all smart with you. mingyu just takes his job a bit too seriously. similarly to cheol, at some point he will start to act all smarty pants with you, and yeah, you’re smart mingyu, but? let’s calm down a bit, yeah? 

6/10 experience 

you actually manage to revise your material with him 

looks good in glasses 

acts like mr know it all 

falls asleep/gets hungry fifteen minutes into revising

vernon

gets so into the topic that your studying turns into a lecture 

which to be honest - great way to revise your material. vernon is just so curious about… basically anything that even if your topic is as interesting as watching paint dry, he’ll get so into it and ask if you could elaborate. thus, your study time turns into lecture time! and i know he’s the greatest listener too. could sit there for hours and listen to you talk, because - 1. he gets to listen to you, and 2. learns new random facts, which he can use as a party trick later on. and if there’s something that you yourself do not understand, vernon does anything he can to educate himself on said topic, so he can explain it to you. 

11/10 experience 

genuinely interested 

at the end of the night will know more than you 

you get to experience the POV: you’re an academic professor  

great way to spend quality time

[olderthannetfic]

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Related to this and what people are bringing up in the notes, I once got in an argument about if a hypothetical couple who are into voyerism could give one another blanket permission to spy on each other in the shower.

My stance is that "you can always spy on me in the shower unless I say not to" is something that people can consent to, that it is ongoing enthusiastic consent, and that it can be both temporarily "safeworded" ("hey honey, I'm going to have a shower but I really want some privacy this time") or fully revoked ("I don't think our mutual shower spying thing is working out, lets rework our ground rules").

The opposition's position is that since the showering person wouldn't know if they wre being spied on or not, that they could not give consent for the spying in any specific instance and that such an arangement between a couple would be nonconsensual and a violation of privacy. The fact that the not knowing is part of the kink for the person being spied on just didn't register, nor did the fact that consent had been freely and knowingly given and could be revoked satisfy their consent model of "the person must be right there saying yes in the moment".

This kind of thinking bugs me because, like the person in the notes on the other post said, it means that people can't make descisions about themselves in the future. It also means that people can't decide for themselves what their own defaults or norms are within their own relationships, but are obliged to stick with society's standards. That has some rather troubling implications beyond kink, because that's the kind of logic that's used to tell trans people that they can't exist and gay people that can't have sex at all ("your way of doing things upsets and disgusts normal people, and these cultural standards must be adhered to in your private personal life at all times")

For a non-fraught example, in my household, all the food in the fridge is fair game for anyone unless it's labeled with someone's name. We're all pretty good at both labeling our own stuff and checking for labels before chowing down on something, so this works well for us. We have all "consented" that the things we buy are for the household unless otherwise stated. If this wasn't working out we would change it, but the idea that it might not work out for another household or that we might want to change it in the future doesn't change the that that we've all agreed to something and are happy sharing the milk and veggies this way and purchase food with the expectation (that we are all comfortable with) that the rest of the household will eat it.

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[stellarblitz]

Hey I have yet more AZ headcanons for yall (I’m fresh off writing so I am Big Brain ™ about him lmao)

- his accent is… unplaceable. He speaks a lot of languages but he doesn’t sound native to any of them, probably most familiar to Kalosians but even then he sounds… archaic. Like an actor in a historical film

- he has two laughs: a soft chuckle or a full belly laugh where he has to sit down or else he’ll fall over. No in between (and it’s often a surprise which one is triggered)

- he is demisexual, but swings any which way romantically. However, you have to be especially flustered around him for him to get the hint that you’re attracted to him, otherwise he’s oblivious

- he has never been inside a car in his life and is, in fact, a little scared of them (“They come from nowhere at my height”). He takes the train though if necessary

- he used to bury things he wanted to keep but couldn’t carry under Geosenge Town but understandably… he’s moved basically all of that stuff to Hotel Z now

- he’s fascinated by movies. His theoretical Letterboxd is a wild ride because he’ll just take movie recommendations no questions asked, no synopsis needed. He um. Has only been let down once (hey punkass why did you recommend the splatter film to the sad old man)

- he has a garden in the back of Hotel Z with a bunch of exotic flowers (some thought originally extinct), he theorizes that Floette collected many of the seeds over the millennia and kept them safe somewhere (even he doesn’t know where)

- sometimes he will completely make up a bullshit story about his ancient past, but he’s not a very good liar because he’ll have a stupid smirk on his face as he tells you lmao

- he only gets the newspaper for the puzzles and throws the rest out (me too man me too……..) his fav is sudoku

- similar to the online footprint thing from my last post, he’s hesitant to do any sort of interviews, even if they’re audio only. He thinks people should get to know him by seeking him out themselves, not having their opinions filtered by canned questions

-that said, he will assist well-meaning historians who 1) know his deal in the first place and 2) are seeking a primary source on past events (again, w his journals, he’s got a lot written down)

- he’s vegetarian (he would be vegan, but you know the French and their cheese) he knows a lot of ancient vegetarian recipes too!

- he can sleep anywhere. And often does (his employees have to stay vigilant to make sure he doesn’t fall asleep behind the counter)

[rubyvhs]

I just finished ep 1 of crystal falls!!! I was so unmotivated for weeks and then I grinded this all out in a day. if only I had a layout for it (aka wait a few more days for me to figure out what the hell I should do to make it pretty).

Snippet (not proofread) :

“Yeah, but Dean? The popular guy with his cheerleader girlfriend?”

“Jessica has nothing to do with this, alright? And I've never talked to Dean, who is your brother by the way, so it’s not like he’s a bad person.” You guess, anyway. Sam’s expression states otherwise. You’re not trying to argue with him, if anything, you’re already convinced it’s a bad idea, but unfortunately you said yes and he paid in advance for the first session. 

“The fact that he’s my brother means I’m the best person to tell you that he is a total asshole! We’re hardly brothers anyway.” That’s true. The Winchesters split up the month Sam was born, Mary took her baby boy and John kept his older one. Both boys never saw each other after that. Not on birthdays or holidays. Mary is more than welcoming of seeing her son but she knows he doesn’t wanna see her— at least that’s what Sam told you. 

It’s obvious John said stuff to Dean, but you’re not exactly sure how much of it is true. And of course, Sam never saw his father since he all but disowned him. 

As you reach your house, Sam stops you to face you, “I’m not trying to be controlling about this, I just have a bad feeling about it.” 

“It’s fine, Sam, I can take care of myself.” You regret the words as you turn your head and find Dean Winchester, right there in front of your doorstep with a smile. 

Sam punches him.

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[dancing-with-stars]

do you guys ever just sit on the kitchen floor and suddenly feel like everything will be okay?

[sweetyaoigirl]

Kakashi turned into Sukea just so Obito could fuck him

[fageljar]

Clickpedia date night! Date day? Bro idk date outing.

[bucks-ring-cutter]

The way Bobby was unfazed whenever Chimney Told him Buck put gerrard in the hospital just went “oh yeah, That seems like something my son would do, I won’t even bat an eye” And moves on

[bonetrousledbones]

saw some fanart that reminded me so very strongly of the mishap au that it had me reminiscing over it like a long lost lover. the one that got away..................

[vypridae]

i love being a multishipper when it comes to kokichi he kisses like half the cast of v3 and also some characters from the other games too

[moonchild-in-blue]

Sometimes all you need is a good ol' coffee shop au tbh.

[cobra-creampuff]

i think a lot of people have never been in a truly desperate situation but think they have, and this causes them to pass really harsh judgment on people who made bad choices when either irrational or having no good choices to pick instead, and i really wish people could get some fucking self-perception and work on their compassion skills and not fucking do that as much anymore

[hoperays-song]

Do you have any thoughts on what Clay Calloway would wear outside of what he actually wears? I'd love to hear your ideas!

Absolutely! Into the folders I go, hope you enjoy!! - <3 Gooseless

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So Clay is the senior member of the leather jacket gang on set (Johnny and Ash are the other members). His is his old motorcycle jacket from when he was younger so it has a lot of wear and patches on it. In the Human AU it does have a fluffy collar too.

Vintage band t-shirts (that he probably was given by said bands) make up almost all of Clay's shirts. He does layer them with flannels, typically red ones, just like Ash does.

Jeans. Clay wears only jeans or dress pants. No in-between.

He wears military/motorcycle boots. Partially because it's what he's used to, partially because of his motorcycle, ...mainly because it looks cool.

And for accessories, he wears a necklace with his first guitar pick on it and a ton of spike earrings. Like all different sizes, mainly in ode to his days as a younger rockstar. He also wears aviator sunglasses a lot, which Ash teases him about relentlessly, especially when he wears them indoors. Clay also wears his wedding ring, which is a traditional Irish Claddagh ring. He wears it on his left hand on the third finger with the heart pointing inwards.

P.s.+Fun Fact: Irish Claddagh rings symbolize love (the heart), loyalty (the crown), and friendship (the hands). It can be worn in different positions to mean different relationship statuses.

[disappearinginq]

Today I got to tell a story no one in my family had heard before. 

I used to live in Virginia and would travel odd hours on little back roads that never had cell signal when you needed them (usually, the military interfered with cell signal). My car was in the process of catastrophic electrical failure which wouldn’t be diagnosed for the next couple of weeks. So naturally, late in the evening, my car died on the side of the road at a stop sign in the middle of nowhere where I couldn’t call, and I started walking to the service station a few miles up the road. 

A car pulled over and a guy about my age rolled down the window and asked if the car back the other way was mine, and if I needed a lift. I said sure - just to the gas station because I know that’s where the signal comes back, and hopped on in. 

The guy was very nice, a little socially awkward but aren’t we all - and in an attempt to make a joke, he said: “I’m a little surprised you accepted the ride - aren’t you afraid I might be a serial killer?”

and without turning, I laughed and said: “Nah -what’re the odds we both are?”

Man, I wish I had a picture of his face...

[opalthea]

also, hello padisarah nonnie !! it's good to see you again :>

i decided to not answer your ask regarding the wholeeee stuff.. because i don't really care what they want to do anymore. i've done my part of speaking up about their behaviours and calling them out - which made a lot of people open their eyes for once instead of ignoring the warnings they got from me or other people. and i think that's all i want to do.

THIS WILL FORMALLY BE THE LAST POST ABOUT THEM. I will not answer any asks regarding it anymore, so if you want to make your own posts regarding those users, please use your own platforms, thank you.

as much as i encourage speaking up, i also don't want to give a flying duck about them anymore. y'know, like, i spoke up because i couldn't tolerate them and their behaviours anymore - couldn't just keep quiet when my mutuals are knowingly or unknowingly talking to shitty people like that. if they started a new blog, just let them. i don't really care anymore 😭 all i hope is that my mutuals and those that see this are more aware of internet safety and who you surround yourself with. it was already exhausting trying to warn others about them and not being listened to until i made this shit public — i'm not going to start becoming a blog that runs on discourse just so some can finally realise that this person was shitty and that person was the devil.

thanks for also caring abt me and informing me of their new url, i appreciate that a lot! it's on my blocklist now + the mutuals they've tagged on that post too 💀 if, however, i blocked you without a good reason why, or if i blocked you before you knew of this and had already cut ties with them, feel free to send me a message or ask on a different blog! i took precautionary blocks when it comes to having those kind of people as mutuals so .. yeah.