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How are we so mentally ill that we’re in SHAMBLES over a LADLE
#i’m so mentally ill#please help#i just think he's neat#it’s a LADLE#and I’m going to make so many soups#genshin impact#neuvillette#he worked so hard#i’m sobbing
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Why do you people keep talking about "tumblr's aging userbase" on posts talking about like. Opening the utensils drawer and doing the dishes and shit. Tumblr's never-helped-with-chores-as-a-child userbase
#like why did i just see a ''when you can't open a drawer it's always one of these'' and the pics were like a cheese grater and a ladle#with that addition. like sorry did you really have to become a 30yo to open the cooking and food prep utensil drawer ?????
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born to make in-app purchases. forced to be an evil cult leader
#iwtv#armand#daniel molloy#no i haven’t seen the new episode yet. no i don’t know if it’s possible to put a ladle down the garbage disposal#interview with the vampire
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neuvillette is just so peak character to me because everytime we see him do some regular human things i instantly remember that he's literally the hydro dragon sovereign incarnate, one of the 7 elemental dragon sovereigns who ruled teyvat before the primordial one and descenders came, a being that possesses power that far surpasses archons and you're telling me he fell for a marketing scheme
#you're telling me he spent half a day making a little dragon ladle and a legal codex to join in on banter????#crazy. insane. perfect.#i will always think about how he could've been this cold and distant character#but instead he's filled with empathy. kindness. and a willingness to integrate more with humans#but also keeps his disdain for celestia#god.. just peak character fr#genshin impact#neuvillette
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The First | Natalie Scatorccio
pairing: natalie scatorccio/fem!reader
request: Sex with nat for the first time? maybe r is a virgin or they both are, either way I think nat would be really sweet and comforting esp if r is nervous. Oh and maybe some aftercarr, like a bit of cuddling or smthn. Can either be post crash or pre, anything is good. (🤺)
wc: 1790
warnings: porn/what plot, fluffy smut (afab!reader)
a/n: reader is a virgin, nat has only been with dudes so she still has no idea what to do, pre-crash
"So." Nat grins at you as she walks into your bedroom (wearing your shirt and her shorts, like usual) and closes the door behind her. "Your parents are…" She hums with a mischievous look on her face as she approaches you on the bed, the novel you were reading discarded in favour of something much more entertaining. "Away for the weekend…"
"They are, yes." You look up at her with a dumb grin when she moves to stand at the foot of your bed, "Which means we can smoke weed indoors!" You laugh to yourself at the comment, but the way Nat shakes her head at you says she has something else in mind.
"We could do that—and we will—but…" She giggles and hurries herself onto the bed and into your lap, and you don't need her to say anything else. You wrap your arms around her and immediately kiss her, laughing into her lips as her hands find your shoulders.
When Nat breaks the kiss, her grin is just as wide as before. "I was thinking we could do something better."
You grin back at her, "Yeah? What's that?"
Nat pulls back slightly to remove her shirt, revealing her red bra and pale skin, but you don't get time to marvel at the sight before her lips are back on yours, and she's pushing herself against your chest, rocking her hips.
You make a sound of surprise into her mouth at the sudden eagerness to apparently get naked, but it's hardly a protest.
The girl in your lap sees it as one, however. "This… is this okay?" She asks quietly, pulling back to get a read on your face. "I just thought—"
"No! No! Wait, no." You shake your head immediately, hands finding their way to her hips, "It's more than okay! Okay? I'm just… surprised." A disbelieving, nervous laugh bubbles out of your throat, "I'm just…" The nervous smile falls, "Little nervous."
Nat gently places her hand on your neck, green eyes meeting yours with a soft understanding. "We can go slow, yeah?" She whispers, thumb brushing against your cheekbone. "Your pace."
"My—my pace?" Another nervous laugh, "I don't… I don't know what my pace is. I've never…"
She rolls her eyes fondly, "I know you've never, dumbass." She leans down to kiss you slowly, hips moving against yours again.
This time, the kiss is less rushed and more tender. You can feel the way she pours her affection for you into the kiss in the way her tongue takes its time to explore your mouth, the way she curls her arms around you in an effort to be as close as humanly possible, the way she wants.
It's not long before your shirt is being discarded along with her shorts, but she watches you hesitate for a moment to remove your own pants.
"Hey." Nat says softly, "It's okay, okay? We don't—"
You shake your head again, fingers a little shaky as you finally discard your sweatpants, "No, no. I want this." You look back at her and smile shyly, "Want you."
Nat bites her lip and grins at your form, looking far too excited. She takes a shaky breath in, then immediately climbs back in your lap and returns to kissing.
She slowly lays you down on the bed without breaking the kiss, her lips warm and wet against yours, hands roaming and mapping any bare skin she can find eagerly.
When she finally pulls back, her smile is just as wide as it was earlier and no less genuine. "Honestly?" Nat chuckles, hands resting on your shoulder. "I also have no idea what I'm doing. I may know how to kiss you, but I've got no idea how to actually do anything else. We can learn together, yeah?" One of her hands moves to push some hair out of your eyes gently, "And it's just me. I've literally seen you throw up behind a dumpster after you drank too much at a party and then immediately proceed to bawl your eyes out. Not like you gotta pretend or anything."
Her words and eyes are as soft as her smile has become, and you believe her. You swallow down that nervousness and nod, leaning up to capture her lips with yours again.
Your breath hitches when Nat trails one of her hands down between the two of you, and she pulls back momentarily, to which you immediately nod; then her lips are back on yours, and her fingers slide underneath the waistband of your underwear.
Nat's fingers are slightly hesitant as they slide through your slick folds, a quiet sound leaving her lips at the feeling of it. Her fingertips are probably a little colder than they should be, but that just makes the experience better, no? A little bit of… sensory play? You think that's what they call it. Either way, it has you arching into her touch and sliding your arms around her neck, keeping her mouth close to yours as her fingers continue to collect your wetness and tease the area.
When her lips move to your neck, you take in deep, shaky breaths. Nervous? Yes. Excited? Yes. "Oh." You exhale, "Fuck, that, uh, feels good."
The laugh that leaves Nat is low and warm, and she pulls back slightly to speak, "I've barely even started." A short kiss to your jaw, "But I can." And with another kiss to your jaw, her fingers move to circle your clit, and you sharply exhale the second contact is made.
"Oh."
"Oh?" Nat parrots, fingers slowly starting to find pace and rhythm. "I take it that's a good 'oh'?"
You groan in annoyance and pull her head back up to meet your lips again, kissing her to shut her up.
It's a very effective method, you find.
You aren't quite sure how long her fingers focus on your clit, but for someone who has never been with another girl before, she sure as hell knows every single button to push. One of her fingers presses into you, and she swallows the sound that leaves your mouth, then pulls back just enough to speak. "Yeah?" She breathes out, to which you nod rapidly, and she adds another finger after a few moments, "Yeah."
Her fingers take their time initially, but once she feels you relax and get comfortable, they start to pick up speed and crook themselves inside of you. Nat's confidence grows with every quirk of her fingers, and you don't even fully register when her hips begin to move against your thigh, chasing her own pleasure.
With shaky hands, you slide your fingers against the damp patch growing in her underwear, the fabric beginning to slide against your skin like something akin to silk.
"Fuck, yeah." Nat breathes out, hips pressing against your fingers with every rock of her hips against your thigh. With that encouragement, you push your hand under the waistband and find her clit (with a little bit of struggle, which she doesn't comment on, but instead thinks you're better than the guys she's been with at doing that), and she starts moving her body with feverish urgency.
Your other hand grasps the bedsheets, hips rocking against her hand in time with the movement of her fingers inside of you. "Fuck, yes, Nat." You feel yourself clench rhythmically around her fingers, orgasm growing closer with every undulation.
"Y-yeah?" She lets out a breathless laugh as your fingers start frantically rubbing at her clit in an effort to get her there as quickly as you seem to be. "You feel good, for the record." Nat sits up straight and moves her free hand to rest on your stomach to aid the gyration of her hips. "Like… really good." Her eyes fall shut as her head falls back, and you feel yourself start to fall apart just watching her look like she's in sheer bliss.
Nat hisses when she feels your fingers clench down around her, and she stops the movement of her hips against you in order to apply her full focus to push you over that edge and—
Damn, you do.
Your back arches up off the bed, your hand that was clenching bedsheets shooting out to grab at her wrist, nails biting the skin. "Fuck!" Your breath catches as your head comes off the bed before slamming back down, waves of the orgasm crashing over you in slow shivers.
The second yours is done, Nat's fingers are out of you and gripping the thigh she isn't sitting on, riding with a renewed passion as breathless whimpers fall from her lips.
Not one to leave your girl hanging, you quickly start working your fingers against her clit again, sitting up slightly and tensing your thigh.
Nat shoots out the hand that was on your stomach to your shoulder and pulls your face into hers, kissing you with almost exclusively her tongue. It's wet and sloppy, and the way her movements are becoming less and less precise shows you she's getting closer with rapidity.
When she comes, her orgasm is just as harsh as yours was, crashing over her with a moan she muffles with her lips against yours, followed by subsequent whimpers as you continue to move your fingers against her.
It's not until Nat pulls your hand back from her sex that you realise she's probably sensitive from the orgasm, and you mutter out an apology for continuing, but she shakes her head and lets out a tired laugh into your mouth.
"No, baby. I'm not upset. Just need some time to get my shit back together after that." She moves off of your thigh, shivering slightly at the loss against her throbbing clit and lays down beside you. "Come on, lay down. We're gonna cuddle like losers."
You roll your eyes but comply, dramatically falling back against the mattress with a groan. "What will I do? Being forced to cuddle with my girlfriend?"
"What will you do?" Nat agrees, draping her arm over your waist and pulling herself into your side. "It's a real tragedy.
"Mhm. A real tragedy." You murmur back, pressing your lips to the top of her head a few times.
"This is what's gonna make us win states, by the way." She hums, pressing kisses to your shoulder.
You snort at that, wrapping an arm loosely around her, "Really?"
"Mhm." Nat nudges her forehead against the side of your neck, "Which means we'll have to do it again after we win states, obviously. Good luck charm, and all."
"Right. We'll see about that. I make no promises."
"I do." She giggles to herself, "And I promise that this is a good luck charm."
a/n: spoiler: it wasnt a good luck charm ur pussy crashed the plane
#🤺#nat scatorccio#natalie scatorccio#natalie scatorccio x reader#natalie scatorccio x you#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets x you#nat scatorccio x reader#nat scatorccio smut#nat scatorccio x you#natalie scatorccio smut#from the cutlery drawer#ladles (fics/blurbs)#steak knives (nsfw)
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does anyone remember who in the bad kids told the others about what they saw in the nightmare forest? i think fabian did and i'm almost certain riz didn't but they keep (accidentally?) triggering each others' forest traumas and it seems like A Thing.
fabian flirted with a mirror right next to riz and everyone teased him about kalina being his girlfriend, riz suggested gorgug answer the riddle for all of them under threat of being killed and eaten by a big animal, fig created a sexy rat for when fabian was talking to spot. is this anything.
#honourable mention adaine using a ladle again#it's not relevant but it nourished me#i don't want to rewatch the sophomore year finale because zoom audio scratches my brain in a bad way#but this is a fun little running theme so if any friendly tumblr people know that'd be really hot of them#dimension 20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#d20#fhjy spoilers#fantasy high junior year spoilers#d20 fhsy#fantasy high sophomore year
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uh oh
#Lu wild#doodles#my art#linked universe#linkeduniverse#Lu memes#lu fanart#linked universe wild#Wild has a soup ladle and immeasurable rage what crimes will he commit
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Fishies! 🐠
#neuvifuri#focallette#genshin impact#furina#neuvillette#art tag#i used neuvi’s ladle for his fins and primordial sea for furiri aaaaa
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trix. get OUT of my car. keeper sexyman 2025 @camelspit
#I'M SO FUCKING DONE WIRH HIM. GO AWAY. BE FREE. GO OFF INTO THE WORLD AND GET HIT BY A BUS#HE'S THE WORSTTTTTTTTTTTTT those colors were kicking my ass for weeks i tell you. WEEKS!!!!! I'm not working on him ANYMORE#what we got is what we got. BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT.#kotlc trix#keeper of the lost cities#kotlc#kotlc fanart#ladles poll-traits#keeper sexyman 2025#NOW GO AWAY!!!!!!! SHOO VERMIN!! i hope he turns into roadkilllll
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i didn’t realize how to make british pancakes was deleted wow
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♡ Katie Cat Soup Ladle ♡
#cute#cat#kitty#ladle#kitchen#home#kitchen utensils#kitchen goods#kitten#fashion blog#shopping blog#kawaii#amazon#under 20#affiliate#affiliate links
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Denki has a death wish (per usual)
#bnha#mha#myart#bakusquad#animation#gif#based off that one tiktok of the guy eating from the ladle#denki kaminari#bakugou katsuki
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you'd think the biggest problem Pokemon for restaurants would be something like Rattata but it's actually Abra because there's nothing more embarrassing then serving people soup with plastic spoons and having to explain that you don't have any metal ones because an Abra keeps teleporting in and bending them into möbius strips
#pokemon#pkmn#pokemon worldbuilding#abra#outdesign posts things#and one particularly cheeky kadabra that keeps bending all the ladles
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Cologne | Natalie Scatorccio
summary: Natalie shows up at your window. When was the last time she showed up without an agenda? You can't remember.
pairing: natalie scatorccio x afab!reader (no pronouns used)
warnings: smut(afab!reader), angst in my pants
wc: 2440
ao3
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You throw the blinds of the window open, coming face-to-face with a drunken Natalie Scatorccio, her knuckles stilling against the glass pane of your window.
"Heyyyyyy—" The blonde grins through the window, pulling her hand back to awkwardly wave, "Can I… uh…" She gestures to the window.
You stare blankly at her for a solid fifteen seconds.
"It's three in the morning, Natalie."
Nat makes a face and shrugs in response, "Please?"
With a heavy, reluctant sigh, you unlatch your window, and Nat immediately stumbles into your bedroom, falling face-first onto your carpet. "Really?" You ask flatly, staring down at her, "You reek of smoke and booze, by the way."
She grunts at that, pushing herself off the floor, "Don't I always?" Brushing imaginary dust off the lapel of her leather jacket, she takes stock of your room. "Room looks the same."
You roll your eyes. "You were here a week ago, Natalie. Of course, it looks the same."
Nat shoots you a glare as she takes off her leather jacket, seemingly making herself at home despite you not offering. "Whatever. My room looks different every night." She throws her jacket onto a desk chair, "I like that yours is… stationary, or whatever." She pauses at the foot of your bed, and you already know what she's here for. You don't have to ask—it's not the first time, and it won't be the last. "It's nice, I guess."
But that catches you off-guard. "What? What do you mean… nice?"
She shrugs, hands in the pockets of her jeans as she glances around your room again, "I dunno. It's, like… nice to have something in my life that isn't constantly changing." The words come out so quietly that you aren't even sure if you've heard them, and you have to blink a few times to make sure you didn't hallucinate.
"Are you saying I'm something in your life that stays the same?"
Nat scowls at that and crosses her arms. "No. I-I'm saying your room stays the same. This is just… you're just…" She sighs, frown ever-present on her face. "Whatever."
"Whatever." You parrot with a sigh, running a hand through your hair as you sit back on the bed, "I'd ask why you were here, but I think I know the answer."
"What? You think I'm only here for the sex? Her lip twitches at the comment, but there's a lack of heat behind her words. Nat knows what this looks like. She isn't blind. She shows up, you two fuck, then she leaves. When you two interact at school, you never talk about what happens behind your bedroom door.
You don't comment on it.
She doesn't comment on it either when moving to stand before you, looking down with a tense jaw. "You still want this, yeah?" Nat asks softly, starkly contrasting how tense she appears right now. "Because we don't—"
You shake your head immediately, fisting your hands into her shirt, "No, no. I didn't say that. I just…" A sigh leaves your lips. You've never been good at saying no to Nat. "Yeah. I want this."
Nat doesn't hesitate at that, leaning down to kiss you, slotting her lips against yours as she moves to sit in your lap. Her mouth is warm, wet, and eager against yours. With her arms wrapping around your neck and fingers tangled into your hair, she grinds herself down against you, chest meeting yours with a sharp gasp.
Your tongue presses into her mouth when her lips part and battles for dominance, a struggle she quickly ends when she pulls back to remove her shirt, leaving her clad in a black sports bra. You'd open your mouth to say something, but she's pulling back completely to discard her pants, and you realise that she has no intention of taking things slow—not that she ever has.
Your clothes are discarded just as quickly as hers are, flying somewhere on your floor, and Nat is finding her way down to your bed and making herself comfortable. "C'mere." She asks breathlessly, reaching out to grab your face and pull it back to hers.
There's a sense of familiarity behind the kiss, something that only comes with knowing someone as intimately as you know Nat, even if she'd deny it to her dying breath.
Either way, the kiss is wet and messy, with strings of saliva connecting your lips every time the kiss breaks for a moment. Your knee finds its way between her thighs, pressing against her center, and she doesn't hesitate to grind down against the offering.
It's a ritual as old as time, and it's a ritual that's become far too familiar the past few months. Your lips leave her mouth to press against her neck, leaving wet kisses across the pale skin as you slide your fingers under the waistband of her panties. Your lips pause in their frantic movement and break into a grin when you feel the slick that's collected in the damp heat.
"Fuck, you're so wet already." You murmur as your fingers part her folds, exploring for a few moments before coming to circle her clit. "And you're already so sensitive, Nat."
"Just been a while." She grunts out, some sort of excuse for how desperate she seems for your touch, but both of you know she doesn't get this way with anyone else.
"Been a week." A kiss to the side of her neck as your fingers begin to find rhythm, "Not that long, really."
Nat doesn't give a reply to that, knowing her voice would come out far too uneven for a sharp comment. There's no denying how eager she seems for your touch, either. Not with the way her hips cant upwards, chasing the feeling your fingers give her as you begin to rock yourself against her thigh.
Your lips resume their wet kisses, leaving dark marks that will fade come morning, occasionally stopping to whisper encouragements into her ear about how good she is for you or that she feels so good underneath your fingers. Nat whines with every word of praise you whisper into her ear, and her nails dig gently into your back as she relaxes under you.
Satisfied with yourself, you move the fingers that have been teasing her clit down, your middle finger teasing her entrance for a few moments before sinking into the wet heat.
Nat gasps, back arching off the bed and nails digging further into your back. "Yeah—" She breathes out, "More—"
You click your tongue at that, "Maybe I wanna hear you beg for it, Nat."
The blonde whines and slaps uselessly at your back, but she knows it's futile—you've always been this way with her. The teasing that turns her on to no end, even if she'd never admit it. "Fuck, don't be like this."
A low laugh leaves your lips as your finger sits idle inside her, "No. I think you like it when I act like this." A beat, "Beg."
Nat hesitates, pouting as she strongly debates not begging.
But, much like you, she always gives in. "Please." She whines into your ear, "Please. Please. Fuck, please. I'm begging, baby. Please."
Baby. That stupid fucking name that you never could show any resistance to.
You add your ring finger and begin moving your hand the way you've come to learn she loves. "See, there you go. You're such a good girl, you know that?"
While you might be weak to 'baby,' Nat is powerless to being called a 'good girl.'
She keens at your praise, nodding rapidly as her breathing comes out in short pants. "Yeah, yeah, thank you—"
You hum, pressing a kiss to the side of her jaw as you grind your palm down against her clit, and your hips begin to rock against her thigh again. "You're welcome, baby."
"Baby." Nat nods, "Baby, baby, baby—" You don't need her to tell you that she's getting close; you can feel it in the way her pussy starts pulsing around your fingers, seemingly trying to draw them in deeper. "Please." She begs, past the point of caring about her humility.
"No." You shake your head, moving your hips faster and harder against her thigh, "Wait. Wait. I'm… fuck, give me a minute."
The girl whimpers in turn, shaking her head vigorously, "Fuck, I-I can't—"
"You can." You cut her off, palm grinding against her clit again as your fingers brush against her g spot. "You have before, and you will now."
Nat is writhing under you, both pulling away and pushing towards your hand before some sort of fog lifts from her brain, and she realises that she can expedite this process.
Her hand moves to your slick cunt that's been rocking against her thigh and dives her fingers into your folds, fingers quickly finding and circling your clit with reckless abandon.
You groan at the added contact, and your eyes slip shut as your mouth falls open in a silent moan. "Fuck, yeah, Nat. Like that—"
Breathless gasps and pants fill the small room as your fingers continue to fuck in and out of her. Nat's nails bite into your back again, this time hard enough you worry that they'll draw blood. But that's fine—not like it would be the first time it's happened between the two of you.
When Nat's whimpers and whines reach a peak, you finally give her the words she's been seeking for the past two minutes, "Come for me."
And she does. With a whimpered sound you're pretty sure is supposed to be a 'thank you,' she clenches around your fingers and does just as you ask. The sound she makes would probably be called pathetic in any other circumstance, but right now? Well, right now, it might be the hottest thing you've ever heard.
You follow not long after, hips stuttering against her thigh and a low groan spilling from your lips into the taut skin of her neck.
When both of you come down from that high, you retract your fingers from her and move off her thigh, flopping onto the bed beside her with a grunt.
Then, with some random thought in the back of your head, you press your fingers against her lips, "C'mon." You murmur, "Clean off my fingers for me."
Nat looks at you in shock, genuinely surprised you're asking this when you never have before, but her lips part all the same. Your fingers press against her tongue, and she grabs your wrist while keeping eye contact (despite the furious blush that colours her cheeks) as she proceeds to clean your fingers of the mess she made.
"Good fucking girl." You breathe out in approval, jaw falling slightly slack at the feeling of her tongue sliding between your fingers, cleaning each one thoroughly.
At the praise, her eyes squeeze shut with a sound you swear is a whimper.
When you pull your hand back, her eyes flutter open, but not before you smear saliva down her neck and the top of her chest.
"That's gross." She mumbles petulantly, unable to meet your eyes, face still coloured like a tomato.
"Nah, it's hot." You grin down at her, gently turning her face to look into her eyes. Your expression softens as you see the look in them. "You're leaving." You say quietly, a statement rather than a question.
Nat exhales softly through her nose, grabbing your wrist and pulling your hand away from her face, "I… I need to get back home." She lies, and she's never been a good liar.
"Yeah." You say quietly, dropping your hand back on the bed. "You… you don't wanna even… stay for another round?" A tense laugh leaves your throat, and Nat frowns uncomfortably. "...you don't wanna stay the night?" You add on as an afterthought, disappointment lacing your tone.
"You know that's not a good idea." Nat whispers in return, "I… I can't."
"No." You say, "You won't, Nat. There's a difference."
The blonde's jaw tenses as she sits up on your bed, legs swinging over the edge as she looks for her clothes in the dark. "What does it matter if I won't? We aren't together."
Her words sting, even if they're true, and you watch her get dressed from where you lay on your bed, now feeling far too spacious for just one person. "I… I know." You murmur, "But it would just be nice if—"
"I'm not that type of person." She cuts you off as she pulls her pants up, "I thought you knew that when this started."
You shrink further into yourself, "I just thought that, as friends—"
"With benefits." She cuts you off, "Friends with benefits. Not dating, not 'seeing each other,' just fucking now and then." You swear you can see her walls going up the longer she speaks, "This is just sex, nothing more."
"Nothing more." You repeat, grabbing your own shirt from the floor next to the bed, "Yeah."
For a moment, you think you see her falter, actions slowing as she puts her leather jacket on. Some delusional part of you thinks she'll stay, that she'll leave more than just the scent of her fucking dollar store cologne on your pillows, but it's gone before you have the chance to ruminate on it.
"Yeah." She agrees with a grunt, walking back over to your window. "I'll… see you in class tomorrow." And then she's gone, like a ghost in the night, hopping through your window and onto the grass below with a soft thud, much more graceful than when she came in.
You walk over to your window, locking it shut as you watch Nat walk off into the night, digging her box of smokes from her pocket and bringing one to her lips just before she walks out of view. You tug your curtains shut, trying to block the memory of her leaving from your mind and fall back into your bed, pressing your nose into the pillow where she once resided.
Cigarette smoke, cheap booze, shitty cologne, and something that just smells like Nat.
You'll hate yourself in the morning for letting this happen again. Hell, you hate yourself right now for letting it happen again.
But her smell against your pillow brings you some weird sense of calm, and you know you'll let her in the next time she knocks at your window and every time that follows.
You've never had a backbone when it comes to Nat.
You doubt you ever will.
a/n: van x reader fic next. or crush. one of the two. either way, they will come out before anything else does
#nat scatorccio#natalie scatorccio#natalie scatorccio x reader#natalie scatorccio x you#nat scatorccio x reader#nat scatorccio x you#natalie scatorccio smut#nat scatorccio smut#yellowjackets x you#yellowjackets x reader#yellowjackets smut#from the cutlery drawer#ladles (fics/blurbs)#steak knives (nsfw)
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Hrothgar, Day One: Who are you and what are you doing here
Eragon: *compliments Orik*
Hrothgar, Day Two: (addressing crowd) …so this is my son, Eragon-
#the inheritance cycle#eragon#Hrothgar#orik#dwarves#adoption#My favorite little family#Hvedra loves Eragon too#she’ll still beat him with a ladle if he tries to sneak cookies from the kitchen though
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sorry excuse me you’re drinking water from a metal ladle??
you go to the sink. let the water rum till cool. grab the ladle that hangs there. fill it with water. carefull that it doesn't splash everywhere around. drink it.
travel mentally back in time, as farmer taking a brake looking out at their golden fields, overcast by dark clouds that are being brushed thorugh by the wind. wondering if the laundry will dry before the rain falls.
rinse ladle and hang it back up. make a pleased 'AH' exhale.
#chip!ask#could be i misunderstood the question of the poll#but best water for me comes form the metal ladle with this expirence!#othervise....#idk i drink lots of tea#i have my thermos -srugs-
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