#it’s 10pm

[bodhrancomedy]

Forcing myself to do some prose writing like:

[the-cookie-of-doom]

Why do mothers have to be Like That

[logolepsy-babble]

Incorrect Quotes with Things I’ve Heard or Read on the Interweb

Calypso: I think it’d be rather neat to meet someone fluent in Spanish.

Leo: Bonjour.

Percy: I’m in Italy! I am garlic bread.

Nico: Your dad is 73? Mine’s 72.

Nico: Don’t look at me like that.

Percy: I wanna go to Canadia so bad.

Percy: Tokyo’s not even in Japan!

Percy: Jwalking is legal now.

Annabeth: Yeah, but hitting someone with a car isn’t.

Frank: I like how I get to howl at work and they howl back.

Zoë (to Annabeth): Why does your background look white when mine’s black?

Zoë: Is it because you use light mode like a Heathen?

Will: Hi! How are you?

Nico: Good, you?

Will: Great.

Nico:

Will:

Nico: We’re both lying, aren’t we?

Leo: I know you’re sad but sad backwards is das. And das not good.

Nico: I swear to the Gods—

Grover: It’s the inside that matters, not outside.

Percy: Give me an example.

Grover: Refrigerator.

Percy: Makes sense.

[sincaraz]

tennis hell actually this is homophobia

[level-1-slime]

Curse! Glitter Bomb

You will now have Glitter permanently inside you. After a few weeks it will be mostly, but not entirely, gone.

You are now a Sparkle Slime

@trap-messages

AAGH NO, MY SECRET 3RD WEAKNESS! MICROPLASTICS!

-Slime if he could speak.

[musicalcompanions]

Apparently that video was up there for three days and no one noticed…

LIKE HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

[mmortis]

i heard fireworks or something idk and now i’m freaking out this sucks

[dragon-phoenix-along]

Let’s see what goes first!

My sanity

My grades

Or Me!

[birdiebats]

Ah I love specifically deciding to stay home instead of go out so I can get stuff done and instead just reading fanfiction and taking a nap

[aximili]

tbh the fact that cats purr was an unnecessary bonus we don't always acknowledge. they're already cute and baby and little and soft and make silly noises and do funny shit. but they also like to cuddle and make a soothing pleasant noise to indicate they are happy when they cuddle you? huge. huge for the human race.

[salmonellaandcheese]

this dog is holding me captive and making me watch british daytime tv

[userarmand]

dubai trio + cunty glasses

[spicyvampire]

LOVE MONTH WITH: ➤ INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-)

Louis is having an unusual threesome with his brain's Windows XP error message and Armand

[tobyfoxmademeascaly]

so the new sonic game huh

[hitmehardnsweet]

laying in bed hearing the upstairs neighbors do sprints across the floor with cement block shoes feels a lot like being in a horror movie and hearing the ghosts frolicking in the attic